Chat group sells social tags, group members go crazy

[Keli: It sounds so disgusting. Keli is going to blow up those bad guys on Blue Star! 】

[Yan Fei: If I were anywhere, I would definitely give them a pair of tight handcuffs! 】

[Kujo Sora: I will be responsible for escorting them all to prison. 】

[Seno: I will be responsible for making them suffer in prison. 】

[Master: So wait a minute, the effect of my stand-in skill is this? 】

[Young Master: It actually comes from such a story that refers to a mouse as a duck? ! 】

[Group owner: I know you may not like it, but it’s true. 】

[Master: Okay, thank you for the popular science. Now I suddenly feel that the effect of this transformation is not very good. 】

After listening to Su Mo's story, the young master started to suffer from PTSD on the spot.

He even couldn't help but shrink his neck.

Referring to a mouse as a duck, the duck's neck becomes a mouse's head...

If you choose this label, you are a duck.

If this were replaced with a mouse head...

The young master couldn't help but shed a drop of cold sweat.

No, forget this label, you can’t choose it!

Pointing at the mouse head and talking about the duck neck, even if there is a change of appearance, the young master feels that this is clearly a psychopath!

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Chapter 89 The best toy salesman in Winterland?

[Young Master: Group leader, let me see other tags...]

Although the scapegoating effect of direct transformation sounds really good.

But the young master felt that he might not be able to use up the disgust in his heart.

Mainly because the group leader told him a story about referring to a mouse as a duck.

If there hadn't been this story, Young Master felt that he might still be able to endure it.

But now that he has this story, Young Master said, forget it.

[Group owner: Of course it’s okay. I hope you will like the following tags. 】

[Young Master: I would rather the next tags won’t be some weird and weird tags. 】

[Group leader: Well, it all depends on luck. 】

Young Master was also praying in his heart, saying that it would be best to put a label on him, and no longer use it as a disgusting label.Finally, I clicked on the last tab.

And this last tag is also the one with the longest name.

[Master Dadalia’s admin tag: The best toy salesperson in the Solstice Kingdom! 】

[Master: Well, what does this label mean?Toy salesperson? 】

[Ms.: Master, you actually sold toys when you were in your hometown. 】

[Scatterer: Humph, it’s true that a person cannot be judged by his appearance. A person who is so tall actually still has such a childlike innocence in his heart, haha. 】

[Master: I’m not, I don’t have it!How could something like this have anything to do with me? 】

[Tok: But I remember that my brother did say something about toy sales.Didn’t you expect that your brother’s business is already doing so well? 】

[Young Master: Hush, Tok, don’t come up to tear me down! 】

[Zhongli: So your secret mission to Liyue is not really to sell toys, right? 】

[Keqing: That’s pretty good. We can set up a stall now and let you 863 sell toys. 】

[Ningguang: Yes, this is a secret mission. If you are just here for business cooperation, we will be very welcome. 】

[Master: What?I'm here to sell toys, group leader.Could you please explain to me, what exactly is this label about? 】

[Group owner: Do you need me to explain again? 】

Su Mo's eyelids also twitched.

This young man is really beaten but he doesn't have a long memory.

Don’t you know how the group leaders have caused social death to you due to the previous tags?Now you actually let the leader of this group explain it again.

Su Mo didn't say anything yet.

In the chat group, everyone is now showing various expressions of watching the show.

[Dolly: Selling popcorn for the theater, 50 moola per bucket, just for the theater! 】

[Arataki Ito: What, it’s only fifty moras, I’ll buy it, I’ll buy it, hehehehe. 】

[Nasida: I asked the group leader to explain the tags again. I remember that every time the group leader was asked to explain the tags, someone would die! 】

[Yingmei: Hey, isn’t that a good thing? 】

[Paimon: As expected of a traveler, he can do anything and watch the fun No. 1. 】

[Su Mo: Give me some popcorn too... Wait a minute, Dolly, you are not the administrator, so you can't send out red envelopes in the chat group. Damn it!Exchange the goods. 】

[Dolly: Oops, the secret is revealed. 】

[Arataki Yidou: Why are you a profiteer?Give me back my Mora! 】

The melon-eating friends in the chat group are also ready, waiting for the group leader to start explaining the tags.

Su Mo also flexibly switched back to the large account and left a message in the chat group.

[Group leader: Young Master Dadalia has a younger brother named Tok. 】

[Young Master: Oh, no, I forgot about this...]

[Group Leader: Young Master also knows that as the executive officer of the Fools of the Winter Kingdom, he always has to do some underworld work. However, Toke is still very young, and Young Master does not want him to be exposed to some of the dark sides of the world too early. 】

[Group owner; So he lied and claimed that he was a toy salesman! 】

[Young Master: Well...if possible, I really don’t want to reveal this in the chat group...]

[Group owner: Next, please watch the evidence video. 】

While saying so.

Su Mo was also in the chat group and posted a video.

In the video, a child also followed the traveler into the Beiguo Bank. This child was Tok, and coincidentally, the young master was also here in the Beiguo Bank branch at this time.

In addition to the simple recognition of brothers, the content in the video also includes the young master explaining to the travelers in a low voice.Why was he called a toy salesman by his younger brother?

Paimon: "What's with the title Toy Salesman?"

Young Master: "Because in the eyes of children, selling toys is a cool thing, right?"

Young Master: "Besides, I don't want my family to be exposed to the Fools... or the dark side of the Winter Country too early."

Young Master: "Although the older brothers and sisters already know that I am working for Her Majesty the Queen, the youngest one still..."

Young Master: “Ahem, I’m still the most outstanding toy salesperson in Zhidong!”

Tok: "Yes, brother is so handsome!"

The content of the video also ends here.

In the chat group, Young Master had already covered his face, saying that he really didn't want to say anything.

But this did not prevent other group members from making mocking noises.

[Executive Officer Rooster of the Fools of the Solstice Kingdom: Well, this is indeed true. 】

[Tok: My brother is so handsome. Yes, he is indeed the most handsome in toy sales! 】

[Xiao Gong: That’s great. You also know how to protect children with childlike innocence. 】

[Arataki Ito: Hahahahaha!Oh, I agree to sell toys. This is indeed the coolest thing in the eyes of children. 】

[Shikanoin Heizo: Is this why I often receive reports from children saying that their toys were snatched away by a strange adult? 】

[Kujo Sora: Come to life? 】

[Lannaros: Even if they grow up and still have childlike innocence, if such people come to Sumeru, they might not be able to see us. 】

[Nacita: My relatives, you must remember one thing in the future. Even people with childlike innocence may not be bad people. 】

[Yingmei: Speaking of which, why was it that I was the one taking the young master’s brother with me at that time! 】

[Paimon: Well, I think Traveler, you and Young Master Bachi will have a fight after arriving in Liyue. 】

[Skire Soldier: Haha, but how many years can you keep it secret like this?This so-called pure dream is just fragile glass after all. When it breaks, it will first stab you all over. 】

[Ms.: So I also look down on the young master. However, you said this as if you have experienced this yourself. 】

[Skicker: Haha...]

[Ye Lan: But if you think about it carefully, isn’t this child the young master’s weakness?It is better to investigate when this child will come to Liyue. 】

[Yingmei: Yes, when the time comes, I will threaten him with his younger brother and threaten him to wear women’s clothing in the group! 】

[Su Mo: Yes, I agree. Since we finally have a male administrator, the women's clothing should be arranged in advance. 】

[Master:? 】

[Yelan:? 】

[Tork:? 】

[Doctor: It is indeed a chat group full of nonsense. 】

[Group owner: This video is only part of the explanation of the origin of this label.Because next, the young master proactively admitted that he was the best toy salesman in the East Kingdom. 】

[Young Master: Hey, group leader! 】

[Group owner: Stop talking nonsense, you can watch the video. 】

The group owner did the same, and sent another video to the chat group.

The content in this video is also a famous scene in the Young Master's personal legendary mission.

In the video, the young master is performing a secret debt collection mission. If the debt collection does not go smoothly, there will inevitably be some bloodshed.

But Tok was tired of following the travelers and wanted to find his brother.

So the deceitful traveler brought the young master’s younger brother over.

At this time, the young master was looking for debt collection targets from several treasure thieves.

Young Master: "You should know why I'm here, right?"

Treasure Thieving Group: "You are so arrogant. You actually dare to ask us to guess. I will make it clear that if you want to join our Treasure Thieving Group, we will not welcome a playboy like you."

Young Master: "You have a pretty good imagination."

Young Master; "In the name of Her Majesty Queen Zhidong, I forgive you, those country folk who have never seen the world, and now listen to my name -"

Toke: "Brother!"

Young Master: “!!!”

Tok: "Is my brother selling toys to them? It's amazing. It's the first time I've seen my brother at work."

Young Master: "Well, my name... is... um..."

Young Master: "The best toy salesman in the Eastern Kingdom!"

While saying this, the young master stood on the grass with both feet and raised his hands.

The video also ends here.

But you can't feel it just by watching the video. The thick feeling of embarrassment is also coming to your face.

[Tok: That’s right, brother is really cool! 】

[Harlequin: Young Master, don’t you think this is embarrassing to Her Majesty the Queen when you say this...]

[Skicker: Hahaha, the best toy salesman in the Winter Kingdom. It turns out that this nickname is still Young Master. You came up with it yourself. 】