There is not a trace of Mora's thunder movie in him, and he is about to leave his pure land of one heart and go out to get money.

But suddenly, a woman with a pair of pink fox ears came into her pure land.

"Oh my, will our Thunderbolt General also be anxious about Mora?"

"You are here."

General Raiden looked at the light novel and three-color dumplings in Yae Shenzi's hands and nodded with satisfaction.

"Don't you guess that someone is anxious because he can't see the video of the dignified Master Fengshen being beaten?"

"No, I'm here to watch it with you."

After saying that, Yae Shenzi took out the video that he had paid for and sat next to General Raiden.

......

Under the big tree in Mondstadt.

Wendy: "Hey, traveler, can you show me yesterday's video?"

"Judging from you, it should be free."

Zu Ying: "Hey, hey, don't try to get close to me. Don't think you can get free prostitution from me just because you take advantage of my handsome fighting scenes."

"Hmph, if you want to see it, you either have to pay or agree to a condition."

For some reason, when she was talking about the conditions, Wendy suddenly had a bad feeling.

Wendy: "Ah! Can I exchange it for you with Tevalin?"

"How about I let you ride Tevalin for a few days and treat it as my fee for you?"

Before Wendy could finish her words, she was blown away by a gust of wind.

Tevalin: "Sneeze! Sorry, I have a little cold."

"Ah, Master Fengshen, why are you flying?"

"Ah, Ahh!"

"Lord Fengshen, why did you fly further?"

"Ah, ah..."

Wendy: "Stop, stop, stop sneezing, I give up!"

"Tevalin, I know I was wrong and I will never sell you again!"

"Well, in that case, I can only agree to your conditions, traveler. I hope it's not too outrageous."

When Xiying heard this, she was overjoyed and thought evilly in her heart:

"Hehehe, should we let the great Master Fengshen dress up as a woman, or should we let him dress up as a woman?

It’s so hard to choose! "

Paimon: "Hey! Traveler, what bad things are you thinking about again? Why are your nosebleeds coming out again?"

......

Soon, everyone bought the video.

Except for His Highness Abyss, everyone felt a complicated mood.

In the one-and-a-half-hour video, Ying's fighting scenes actually accounted for 89 minutes.

And Lord Barbatos, the free wind god, just blew a gust of wind.

Before the ice beneath his feet had completely melted, the lady stepped out of the way and ripped out his heart.

At this time, everyone who watched the entire video felt like they had been fooled.

"Is this the legendary Lord Fengshen?"

"Is it appropriate for you to act like this?"

"Are you worthy of your own conscience?"

"And you idiot, are we here to see you beat up the fools?"

"We came here to watch the battle between humans and wind gods, but the feature film is only 1 minute?"

"What about the trouble?"

[Su Mo: No, it’s too watery. I want to apply for a refund! 】

[General Thunder: Can I kill this human being now? 】

[Miko Yae: I suggest you let me shock you first and then chop you. 】

[Hutao: Wow, I was fooled!This is so hateful!I think the Rebirth Hall needs one more customer. 】

[Zhongli: Reconsideration! 】

[His Royal Highness Abyss: Yingmei’s strength has improved greatly than before. Yes, she is so cute! 】

[His Royal Highness Abyss rewards the video with 10 molas. 】

[His Royal Highness Abyss: Hey, why don’t you guys like it? 】

Everyone: "???"

[Free Wind God Barbatos Wendy: Hehehe, the video is really interesting!

The strength of the Fools is really so powerful that it’s scary!

Eh?Why is no one talking in the group? ].

Chapter 1 Hey, wow!

[Nasida: Master Fengshen, you seem to be lying down a little too fast...]

[King of the Great Merciful Tree: Alas, I knew that my old friend still had this kind of virtue! 】

[God of Rocks, King Yan: Old friend, why are you lying down like this? ? ? 】

[General Thunder and Lightning: It’s unimaginable that there are gods who don’t care about their own majesty, and don’t even care about being defeated by humans. 】

[Ningguang: As the god of a country, you must pay attention to your image! @石神囧王帝君】

[Arataki Ito: Aha, it turns out that gods are not much stronger than humans!

Hehe, since God was defeated by a weak human being, then I, a ghost, should be able to easily defeat the God of Thunder!

When I get my God's Eye back, hum, I'm going to challenge the God of Thunder! 】

[Kuki Shinobu: Boss, which hillside do you like? 】

[Arataki Ito: Why-are you asking this suddenly? 】

[Kuki-nin: Choose a place in advance so that you can be buried directly after your death. 】

...

[Wendy, the Free Wind God Barbatos: Hey, don’t dwell on this matter anymore.

Isn't today the day for the selection of new administrators?

Let’s elect an administrator first! 】

[Group leader: Lord Fengshen Wendy, can you let me interview you? Why are you so free and easy? 】

[Free Wind God Barbatos Wendy: It’s freedom! 】

[Group leader: Surprise!free?Do you want Tata to drive too? 】

[Yingmei: Tata is on?It seems that I have heard such a word in some world, but unfortunately I can’t remember it. 】

[Free Wind God Barbatos Wendy: Okay, okay, everyone, don’t go too far.

I can't wait to be this administrator! 】

[God of Rocks, Emperor Yanwang: My old friend, are you so impatient to wait for the death of the society? 】

[General Thunder: I think this guy has completely let himself go. Such a terrible thing as social death has no impact on him at all. 】

[Group owner: Okay, okay, since you are so interested in the administrator, let’s get started. 】

[Group owner: First of all, everyone in Mondstadt, do you have any objection to the Free Wind God being the administrator? 】

After Su Mo finished asking this question, there was a silence in the group.

This time, the silence of everyone in Mondstadt seemed to be no longer acquiescence, but pretending to be dead.

So what if they don't agree, he is Lord Fengshen.

Although he put on a good show, he was defeated at the hands of the foolish ladies.

But no one in Mondstadt would question Wendy's strength.

You must know that Mondstadt's current peaceful appearance is mostly due to this wind god.

[Group leader: Since there are no objections, it’s settled. 】

Wendy was very excited after confirming that she was going to be an administrator.

At the same time, he also expressed great interest in the social death label he was about to receive.

He was very curious, what kind of interesting label would this mysterious group leader give him?

Not only him, but others in the chat group were also interested in Wendy's upcoming social tag.

However, they are interested in more than social labels.

And Wendy’s reaction after seeing her social-death label!

Thinking back to the original "soft and fragrant grass god", "duck", and Yingmei's exclusive "crumbs".

All of this makes the person involved feel so ashamed that he wishes he could find a crack in the ground and crawl into it!

[Group owner: Free Fengshen, are you ready to see your tags? 】

[Free Wind God Barbatos Wendy: Can’t wait! 】

[Group leader: Hehe, the first tag of our free Lord Fengshen is: "Hey!"]

Everyone: "Hey?"

[Yingmei: Group leader, did you make a mistake?

Hey, isn’t that the catchphrase of this guy who loves fishing and drinking?

How can a catchphrase be used as a label?How could such a cute label die?

unfair!

This is not fair! 】

[Nasida: Why is my label Xiangxiang Ruanruan?But his is just a hey?

This is the shortest tag besides Yingmei’s crumbs! 】

[Group leader: Don’t worry, everyone, we all know this is the mantra of the God of Wind.

But everyone, don’t you think this label is a bit cute? 】

Everyone: "What does cute mean?"

[Yingmei: Haha!I know, it means cute!

On weekdays, Wendy just relies on her cuteness to get away with it!

For example, if I set up an Armstrong cannon on the head of the Aeolus statue, if someone discovers it, hey, it seems that I can try to get away with it. 】

[Everyone in Mondstadt: Why do you think she is so proud of erecting the Armstrong cannon?

No, this is a disease and needs to be cured! 】

Looking at everyone except Yingmei who looked confused, Su Mo knew that it was time for him to use his big move!

So he waved his hand and played the video that appeared to the group members.

Everyone looked at the furnishings in the video and quickly recognized that it was a scene from the Angel's Gift Tavern.

In the tavern, Wendy, Paimon and Ying stood opposite each other.

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