I, the young onmyoji

"This...."

After all, they are not real high school students. Although Kaguya has played many gal games, they are all about being a male character and attacking women. Here, as a female, she has to attack men. As for Xiaoyu, even though she is at home and Xiaofeng has read a lot of animation and comics together, but is still not very clear about this kind of thing. After all, practice and theory are different.

"It seems that you two are really unprepared. You looked so confident when you talked about it yesterday."

Seeing the two of them being unexpectedly deflated, Kasumigaoka Shiyu rarely laughed.

"Then let me remind you that there is a home economics class this afternoon. According to gal's routine, you should make food that your loved ones can fall in love with. There is a saying that is good, to capture a person's heart, you must first capture his Stomach."

Kaguya seemed to agree and nodded seriously.

"It seems that I have to work backwards from my previous experiences with gals and do things from the woman's perspective."

As for Xiaoyu, she also began to think about the narratives from the female perspective in the things she had read.

After their conversation was heard by Changran next to him, Changran's face turned dark instantly.

Because, Kaguya and Xiaodama don't know how to cook at all.

God’s marriage: 29. Unsuitable method

Home economics classes generally teach students how to make some simple dishes and cultivate their hands-on home economics skills.

Some of the students will learn quickly, or some will help when they are at home, so they perform very well in home economics classes, but there are also some who cannot learn at all and do not have any help at home, so Just not at all.

For example, Tama and Kaguya.

One is a person who has been pampered by Chang Ran for 1000 years at home. Whenever he cooks, he eats the dishes.

The other one is the Moon Princess, whose status is higher than Xiaoyu. As a princess, she doesn't even need to eat, so how can she cook.

So Changran didn't have to think twice to guess what the two of them would make in their home economics class.

If there is someone who is a genius and can do it very well the first time, then it is definitely not Kaguya and Xiaodama.

Changran firmly believes in this!

Because right now, these two guys are starting to have problems.

Xiaoyu seems to be planning to make cookies, because she herself is influenced by Xiaofeng and likes to eat cookies, while Kaguya is making cakes, because cakes seem to appear more among gals.

So these two guys are just messing around.

Xiaoyu's flour has a shocking amount of sugar added to it. It's so sweet that it's so sweet, but Kaguya's flour is actually adding salt.

Sugar and Salt couldn't understand that this situation that only appeared in animation actually appeared in reality. Kaguya was really a gal who played too much.

Looking at the rhythm of the two guys in front of him, Changran had already begun to think about how he should deal with it later.

That's right, no matter how perfunctory it is, he won't do it because of the so-called seriousness of these two girls, so no matter what he does, he will eat it.

This kind of gentle behavior that the harem male protagonist would do, Changran would not do at all in this situation.

Pretending to eat it, but actually destroying it directly, well, this method can work.

Secretly, Changran made such a decision.

Qing Ji next to her did her job very smoothly. After all, when she was at home, she was in the same group as Hua Shan and often helped in the kitchen. Therefore, for her, she should be the one responsible for teaching home economics classes.

So Qingji was very organized here. Changran rarely saw Qingji cooking beside Qingji. Looking at her skillful look, he was very satisfied with what his wife could do. After being a rice cook for so many years, Chong's Changran didn't go in and out of the kitchen very often, so he rarely saw Qingji and Huashan busy.

Looking at it up close now, it was quite a good experience for him.

Even later, Changran saw that Qing Ji was a little busy, so he rolled up his sleeves and helped Qing Ji work together.

This became a real couple scene, and it was hurtful behavior for the other students in the class, especially the singles.

Xiaodama and Kaguya were also hurt a little. It was supposed to be their round, but it turned out that Qinghime, who had been suppressed, suddenly got up, which they couldn't accept.

Just because they can't accept it doesn't mean Changran will pay attention to them.

Changran was still with Qingji, just like an old married couple, and Changran would do whatever Qingji said.

This lasted until the end of home economics class.

Qingji and Changran made a relatively simple curry rice. Japan is not India, so the frequency of curry is a bit high. It is easy to see curry outside.

Xiaoyu's biscuits are also ready. They are simple square biscuits, which look pretty good.

Kaguya's cake is also baked, and the surface gloss looks very good.

So all of a sudden, three items, biscuits, cakes, and curry, were placed in front of Changran, letting Changran taste them one by one.

Curry Changran participated in the whole process of making it, and of course he knew what curry tasted like, so Changran did not rush to taste the curry first, but started with Kaguya's cake.

After taking a bite in his mouth, Changran immediately tasted the taste of salt. Sure enough, Kaguya put the salt in as sugar. This was the first time Changran had eaten a salty cake.

After taking only one bite, Changran neither ate nor swallowed it, but simply disappeared in his mouth.

He picked up Xiaoyu's biscuits next to him and threw one into his mouth.

I took a bite, and well, it was exactly as I expected. Xiaoyu put too much sugar here, so it was sweet. It felt like the whole cookie had nothing but sweetness, which was completely opposite to the cake just now. .

Also let the cookie disappear in your mouth.

Changran didn't care about anything else. He picked up the curry that Qingji had prepared next to him and took a bite. The normal-tasting curry instantly relieved the bad feeling in Changran's mouth.

After taking a bite, Changran stopped and placed all three things on the table.

"What do you think? Let's evaluate it. That kind of thing suits your taste best."

Kaguya immediately asked Shoran to comment.

"Of course it's Kiyohime's."

Changran answered Kaguya's question without mercy, causing Kaguya to immediately curl her lips and look unhappy.

Xiaoyu didn't react much. She just grabbed the biscuit she made and took a bite. She immediately understood the reason for the failure.

So, how can two people who have never cooked at all win over a person who has been cooking for hundreds of years?

Therefore, in the love process of high school students, on the first day of housekeeping, Xiaodama and Kaguya failed miserably, losing miserably to an out-of-competition existence, Kiyohime.

If Hua Shan was here, they would lose even more miserably. Hua Shan is the woman who has really been with Changran and helped Changran cook for a thousand years.

Qing Ji is an unexpected profiteer, but she is already Changran's wife, recognized and cared for by Changran, so even if she makes a profit, there is no benefit. The relationship between her and Changran is still the same. , a very loving relationship.

"Stop making a grimace. If you can't eat the food you made, don't think about making it again. You are not the kind of person who can be a housewife. Although you follow the way of ordinary people, you are not after all. Ordinary people.”

Seeing that Xiaoyu and Kaguya wanted to do it all over again, Changran quickly persuaded them to stop.

They are obviously not human. One of them has watched too many cartoons, and the other has played too many gals. They both want to play like ordinary people, but nothing can change the fact that they are not human.

Therefore, this kind of gameplay is really not suitable for them. If Xiaoyu didn't insist on playing, Changran wouldn't be able to do it. After all, it was his daughter's request. In a sense, it can be regarded as making up for the previous mistake of sealing Xiaoyu's memory. Bar.

But it is obviously impossible to play for a long time.

Disobedient gods: 1. Are you my master?

Kyoto is a place with many shrines and many gods in Japanese mythology. There are a lot of gods in Takamagahara alone, and almost every god has its own shrine, big or small.

These places are often the places closest to the gods.

In a sense, it is also the place where gods are most likely to appear.

Yes, it causes gods to appear.

This world is a very strange world, that is, the power of gods, although hidden, will come from mythology to the human world for some reason.

The coming gods will not be like in myths, where gods guide humans, accept human beliefs, and help humans get out of confusion. Instead, they will be completely opposite to the myths.

Legend has it that when the God of the Sun appears in the world, the whole earth will turn into scorched earth; when the God of Hades appears in the world, the whole world will fall into the dark Hades; when the God of Destruction appears in the world , the world will be destroyed, and if the God of Life appears, all things will wither.

People who can see these gods call them disobedient gods.

They are the source of disaster, or moving natural disasters, and all magicians are full of fear of them.

Of course, the same can be said for the magicians in the East.

"I heard that the Yuan Miko in Tokyo is being taken away by the Demon King."

"What? If the devil wants to leave, wouldn't it be a disaster?"

In the Inari Grand Shrine in Kyoto, the two little shrine maidens responsible for today's cleaning work were holding brooms and whispering under the torii gate about the news they had heard recently.

"Yes, the Demon King is so terrifying that he can destroy a city without blinking an eye."

"That Yuan Miko probably won't be able to come back."

"Hey, gods...why do the gods in myths become disobedient? They are obviously believed by everyone, but they bring disasters to everyone."

"Is this the case for the great God Yuga worshiped at our shrine?"

One of the little shrine maidens held a broom and looked towards the main hall of Inari Taisha Shrine, where the main deity worshiped is the Japanese god of Inari, Uga no Tamaki.

"I don't know. Yuga-Okami is a very gentle god in mythology. He always brings good harvests and prosperity to Japan, but I really don't know how."

"Everyone is saying that gods are terrible. Only the Demon King can deal with the gods. But the Demon King is also very terrifying, even more terrifying. It doesn't look like he should face the existence of a disobedient god at all."

"I hope that Japan will never have a god of disobedience or a demon king, just like it is now. It will be fine as it is now."

"Yes, just like now."

"You two!"

A stern voice suddenly came from behind the two mikos who were muttering.

"I was lazy while cleaning!"

The little witches quickly turned around and lowered their heads.

"The chief miko."

A miko wearing the same style of clothes as the little miko, but with different colors appeared in front of them.

"Why don't you hurry up and clean it? There are still a lot of fallen leaves in the front yard that haven't been cleaned yet."

"Yes."

After being severely scolded by the head witch, the two witches quickly turned around and walked away. They were going to clean up the fallen leaves in the front yard.

After scolding the two little mikos, the chief miko, although this was said to be the chief miko, was actually a junior high school girl and sighed.

"Is Yuri being taken away by the Demon King... I hope Yuri can come back safely..."

Yuan Miko in Tokyo is a very good friend to this little miko. When they were young, they experienced the study of miko knowledge and became friends. Later, the other party was found to have extremely powerful spiritual vision and became a high-level Yuan. The witch, and herself, became the Yuan witch because she was found to have the ability to give people blessings and luck. However, in terms of level, the Yuan witch like herself is not as high as the other party.

After all, the power of spiritual vision is much more useful to a spellcaster, and since he only has the ability to bless and be lucky, he feels more like a mascot.

So she, who was not a little miko at the time, returned to the Inari Shrine that her family had been responsible for managing, and became the shrine's chief miko.

But I didn't expect that not long after becoming a shrine maiden, she would be spotted by the demon king and taken away.

"Is it a god?"

Like the little miko just now, the little miko chief also looked towards the main hall of the shrine.

It is obvious that the appearance of gods will bring disaster to mankind, but humans still sacrifice to gods, especially the family whose eldest daughter is a miko.

Since childhood, I have been taught by my elders to sacrifice to the gods seriously. The gods will hear my words. If I am sincere, the gods will help realize my wishes.

"Great God Yuga."

The little miko chief slowly walked into the main hall of the shrine and faced the statue of the main god Inari, a fox statue enshrined in the shrine.

Because everyone does not know the appearance of the Inari God, but everyone knows that the fox is the messenger of the Inari God, and the Inari God is also the fox god, so the fox statue has always been used to represent the Inari God.

Putting her hands together and facing the statue of the fox, the little miko prayed seriously.

"If the gods can really grant their wishes, I hope that Yuga can bring Yuri back safely."

After praying, the little miko suddenly realized something was wrong.

"Really, if the god grandma said would appear to help people realize their wishes, wouldn't that mean he would become a god of disobedience?"

"In that case, Yuri will not be able to come back safely."

Realizing that there was nothing she could do, the little miko put down her hands helplessly and turned around.

"I'd better go do my own thing. Grandma is not here and there are a lot of things to be busy with."

Then, after the little miko turned around, a light suddenly lit up behind her, and then a strong wind directly knocked the little miko to the ground.

The little miko who was lying on the ground hurriedly turned around and supported her body with one hand and lay on the ground. She covered her eyes with the other hand and looked at the place where the light came from behind her.