Happy Boys: From the time of meeting the drunk Song Qian

1232: True. Fans support the movie

Seeing this, Su Chen could clearly hear someone starting to talk in the cinema.

You know, someone can be heard talking in such a large theater. You can imagine how many people are talking.

At this time, the fans in the front row stood up to maintain discipline.

"Please welcome everyone in a civilized manner and do not interfere with others watching the movie or cause unnecessary trouble."

Fans were quite polite up to this point, and those who spoke knew they were in the wrong and kept their mouths shut.

But the expressions getting weirder and weirder while watching the movie.

Especially when I saw the male protagonist texting the female protagonist non-stop, and in the end he only got a good night.

Someone in the cinema burst out laughing instantly. When one person laughs, other people will laugh too.

The cinema suddenly burst into joy.

"Wow, Su Chen, have you seen it? This male protagonist is really a bitch. In what age is this, there are still people writing such scripts." Qiao Yingzi was stunned. He liked watching movies very much and knew about movies. There will be a lot of things added in it to advance the plot.

But I didn’t expect that at this age, there would still be people writing dog-licking characters. Does anyone really think that dog-licking will make people like them?

You just feel stupid, okay?

Lin Miaomiao also raised her own question: "The alien is obviously dead, why did the Earth Defense Force blow up the base?"

The movie happened to show the base's self-exposure. If this logic was not explained in the movie, no one would understand it.

At this time, the movie just played the explanation screen. If the energy is not blown up, the protective shield will have no way to activate the backup energy.

This means that there is no way to repair the hole.

This reason, explaining it is like not explaining it, it makes people's heads hurt hearing it.

Lin Miaomiao, a person who doesn't like to think, was so confused by the movie's explanation that she couldn't help but think about the logic behind this sentence.

In the end, the CPU was burned out, and I didn’t understand what kind of brain the original designer used to create such a base.

Have you never thought about the consequences of the base not wanting to explode after the protective shield is broken?

Oops, it’s no longer possible, I need to grow a brain.

Song Qian's facial features were all tortured by this movie the whole time.

If he talks about Butterfly in Butterfly 5, it just makes him feel that some of the physical rules are not normal.

Then this movie is challenging the rules of physics and character logic...

His head was buzzing.

"Yingzi, do you usually like to watch movies like this?"

Qiao Yingzi quickly shook her head: "Mom, I didn't know that this movie turned out to be so bad. I saw that he promoted it well online before. It was the first science fiction movie in the country. I was also deceived by the movie's promotion. "

Song Qian sighed. If this was the kind of movie his daughter liked to watch every day, he felt it was necessary to help him restore his aesthetics.

This is obviously a movie made specifically for fans, it's trash.

At least the fans in front can't help but cheer every time they see their brother appear.

They would show some restraint in the past, but not even restrain themselves later.

4.0 I just waited for my brother to show up.

"How about we leave first? This movie really makes my head hurt." Song Qian wanted to leave.

Su Chen said: "Come here, you have been watching this movie for more than an hour, and it is almost the finale. Don't you want to know how bad this movie will be in the end?"

"After enduring it for so long, I just have to endure it for the last moment.".

1233: Shoot me!

Su Chen used all four famous sayings.

And I've seen it till the end.

They are indeed holding back their energy and want to see how bad this movie will be in the end.

Other passers-by who didn't go probably had the same idea as them.

From the character logic to the world background, this movie does not look like a science fiction movie at all.

Moreover, the fighting style in it is also terrible, which arouses their curiosity. What kind of chaos will this movie turn into in the end?

Now, they have all forgotten the slogan that this movie is China's first science fiction film.

This kind of movie is the first science fiction film at a large level, which is a bit insulting to the genre.

It's an idol drama disguised as science fiction.

The movie continues, followed by an emotional scene between the hero and the heroine.

It's very speechless to watch.

It is the self-cultivation of a licking dog.

In the middle and second half of the movie, the biggest weapon in the movie is finally revealed, which is a cannon.

Only then did I know why this movie is called Magic City Fortress Emotions because of this cannon.

It just requires a lot of energy and takes a long time to accumulate energy.

It is easy to become the activation target of aliens, so they need to be stopped and escorted by them.

During the last battle, the captain of the defense team also gave them all a box, asking them to put their most precious things in it. If they die, they can treat them as one thing and give them to their families.

The idea is good.

But this flaw uses your own fingerprints.

Song Qian simply lay down on the chair and covered her eyes.

Don't want to see it at all.

Lin Miaomiao: "Su Chen, why do they need to use their fingerprints to unlock the relics when they hand them over? Do they think they will keep the whole body after they die?"

Su Chen was also shocked by the plot at this time and was speechless.

How does he know the screenwriter's brain circuit?

Fortunately, he didn't even watch such a bad movie at the time, otherwise he would have vomited blood.

It's just a sci-fi... no, it's an idol drama. It's really amazing that such an idol drama dares to compete with The Wandering Earth.

Qiao Yingzi couldn't stand him when she saw this, and didn't know how she dared to promote this movie.

Almost all the special effects scenes were in the trailer, and really all the other time was spent on romance.

My brain hurts.

The movie continues.

Under everyone's attention, the cannon finally fired its first shot, but it did not cause actual damage to the aliens.

Moreover, the aiming system was interrupted by aliens, but only the automatic aiming system and manual auxiliary aiming were not damaged. It can target opponents through heat induction.

In this 523 time, the male protagonist was controlling the plane. After hearing the news, he rushed to the alien spacecraft without hesitation.

He took off his oxygen mask under the alien spacecraft and shouted, "shoot me!" ! !

next second.

The magic city cannon aimed at the male protagonist's plane, accumulating energy and killing it with one strike.

This is obviously a scene that makes people cry.

But watching it always makes people feel a little physically uncomfortable.

There are too many illogical points here, making it impossible for people to empathize with it at all.

The most outrageous point is that the alien's spaceship is so big, even if there is no auxiliary aiming system, the hero should not have to die before it can strike.

This is obviously a forced disconnection.

1234: Asking for leave from the movie, a bunch of replies

This is not the most terrifying thing. The most terrifying thing is that at the end of the movie, the male protagonist only injured an arm and was visiting the graves of his fallen comrades.

Ah!

No brains.

Some movies can be said to be mindless and enjoyable, but in other movies even if you want to throw away your brain, he will try his best to get it back.

And some movies just want you to throw your brain away after watching them.

This falls into the latter category.

There are too many logic bugs.

There are many things that I can’t complain about, such as the male protagonist’s permanent bangs.

from start to finish.

From combat to daily life, even after getting on a fighter jet, he was shot by a cannon.

The bangs haven’t changed.

Finally, the male protagonist took out his mobile phone stored in the box.

The above is the reply from the heroine.

Everyone was really confused when they saw this. They just felt that they should not be here. There was nothing wrong with doing anything between 12:00 and 1:00 in the morning. They had to come here to watch a movie.

Isn't that making yourself guilty?

They finally understand how difficult a movie can be.

If we talk about the previous dream showbiz, it was just a way to deceive everyone's time on the Internet.

In addition to being a waste of time, this movie is a waste of their money.

Finally made it to the end of the movie.

Qiao Yingzi and Song Qian didn't want to continue taking it in the cinema for a second, for fear that they couldn't help but spit it out.

Lin Miaomiao was also confused. From the beginning to the end of the movie, he even forgot to eat popcorn.

There were too many questions in his mind, which made it difficult for him to turn around.

Finally, he stupidly grabbed a handful of popcorn and stuffed it into his mouth.

"What's the use of that cannon? Why can't the first cannon destroy the second cannon?"

"Why do aliens come to Blue Star to snatch an inexplicable energy source? Even Blue Star people can find it, but they, a race that can cross space, can't do it?"

"And this thing can regenerate humans infinitely. Why not give them some, so that everyone can cooperate and win-win?"

Lin Miaomiao complained too much, and the people around her nodded.

This is only part of the shortcomings. If all the shortcomings are taken out, it will be enough for the up owners in the film and television area to have a carnival.

It’s not a problem to follow along with two or three videos.

As the theater lights turned on, the fans sitting in the first two rows suddenly stood up, holding a microphone in their hands.

You can clearly see a little bee on his waist, and he said it like a primary school teacher giving a lecture.

"Everyone, please wait a moment. We are Brother Lu's support fan club. This movie is his first movie. We hope it will be well received by everyone and support us. We have prepared gifts for everyone at the door. I hope the big movie will be broadcast. When the time comes, you can give us a positive review, thank you.”

Everyone looked very embarrassed when they heard this. Even if you give us something for this kind of rotten movie, it can't cover up his rottenness at all.

But don’t give free gifts for free.

Su Chen and Lin Miaomiao went to the door and took a look and found that it was Brother Lu's doll.

hiss~

Does anyone really like this kind of thing?

Su Chen originally wanted to take a gift back, but when he saw this thing, he instantly lost interest.

Lin Miaomiao and the others don't want it either.