People in another world: I can install taboo APP

Now that I have the conditions, I won’t have to do anything with technology or hard work, but I can’t miss any of the jokes or anything like that.

"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

"Ah? Oh oh..."

……

"Help! Help me, help me!"

"???"

Yuan Hua stretched out his hands, supported Kakalotiya's armpits and lifted her up...

"This is a shallow water area, the depth is less than fifty centimeters. You can drown here. The elf's face is really embarrassed by you."

"My foot slipped, why are you so mean to me..."

Kakalodia pinched the top of her nose and took a deep breath...

laugh----

Yuan Hua took a breath...

sloppy...

I found a fool, who is taking care of whom?

……

"Prisoner...I'm sorry...Am I too stupid..."

Kakalotia shook Yuan Hua's clothes coquettishly, with a bit of grievance on her face...

"No, you're not stupid, I'm stupid."

Yuan Hua is more or less autistic now...

I finally know how those social beasts in my previous life felt when they saw an incompetent woman in power...

I can't do anything well. I just shout sweetly and play with my mobile phone every day. I live like a fool, but I get several times the salary of a social worker every month.

People who work as slaves till death are not enough to pay for medical expenses, but the female superiors work till death and transform into white, rich and beautiful women.

Yuan Hua is very sober, but he is now from the boss's perspective, so he is happy to support such a fool, hehe~

"Oh, that's okay, you're stupid."

Kakalotia withdrew her hand again...

"Prince Director, although we slept very late, I think it is still necessary to have lunch..."

"Okay, let's not distinguish between breakfast and lunch for now."

Yuan Hua held Kakalodia's face with both hands, twisting her face into the shape of a hamster hoarding food...

"It's already 01:30 after we finished the meal. You can still eat? After you finish, think about what to eat for dinner. The day has passed. Sister, we are recruiting a secretary, not an ancestor..."

"But... but... only when you are full can you have the strength to work..."

Kakalodia swallowed and looked at the leftovers on the table.

"How do you live in the forest?"

Yuan Hua is very curious, how did Kakalotia thrive until now?

"Just...just eat while walking...pick some fresh fruits wherever there are. If there are humans passing by, use the garlands you weave to exchange for some biscuits, desserts, etc. to satisfy your craving..."

Kakalodia broke away from Yuan Hua's hands and rubbed her belly again...

Gululu~~~————

"Okay, sit back on the sofa..."

……

"What's going on? Looking at you looking haggard, it's not like this guy is so talented that you can't even take down level three power, right?"

Feisheng poked Yuan Hua's shoulder, then looked back at Kakalotiya who was sitting on the garden lawn weaving a garland.

"This kid is not very smart. Is there anything in the store that can cure his brain?"

The corner of Yuan Hua's mouth twitched slightly...

"No, you have to understand that having no brain and having a brain but not using it are two different things. She is a typical case of having a brain but not using it, with slow reaction ability. How to cure this?"

Feisheng tore open the packaging bag of the popsicle and put it directly into his mouth.

"She's just been in the forest for a long time, and her brain has deteriorated from being useless for too long. The elf's learning ability is not bad. If you tell her a few times, she will always be able to remember it."

"I hope so. I always feel that besides sleeping, all she wants to do is eat."

Yuan Hua waved to Laurasa and motioned for her to come over...

Although Laurasa was a little confused, she still crawled to Yuan Hua's feet.

This was the first time Yuan Hua summoned her.

Yuan Hua opened the zipper, released Brother Long, and then pressed Laurasa's head down...

"I'll give you a task. Plan tomorrow night's party. If you need anything, you can directly submit the list to Hannah. Hannah will help you shop online. After the task is completed, you will be rewarded with three hundred gold coins."

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..."

(Translation: OK...ok...)

……

Chapter 92 Which aunt can withstand this test?

"Can I leave things to you with confidence?"

Yuan Hua pinched Laurasa's cheek.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu——"

(Royal Translator: Of course.)

"Um……"

Yuan Hua nodded with satisfaction.

"After you suck it out, complete the tasks I assigned you as soon as possible. If it satisfies me, I will arrange other things for you. You will be promoted to a regular position soon."

"Woooo!"

(Royal Translator: Received!)

……

"What tasks has the master assigned to you?"

Gran directly put his jade feet on Laurasa's shoulders.

"Purchasing, preparing for tomorrow night's party..."

Lauresa slowly lowered her head.

In this poor place, without enough status, the life is really not as good as a dog, well, that's not right, at least the food here is worse than outside.

Have you ever seen a dog that can eat ribs, abalone, and lobster?

It works here.

"Um……"

Gran thought for a moment and put his feet down.

"Go."

"Yes."

……

"..."

Zeramir lay in the cell with her eyes blank. It took her half an hour to finally turn over.

"Are you okay? You haven't spoken all day."

Roland knocked gently on the cell door.

"I've advised you a long time ago, but you didn't listen. It's better now. The life of being tortured is worse than death. Are you satisfied now?"

"What's the use of talking about this now, I'm almost rotten..."

Zeramir opened his eyes tiredly and looked at the ceiling quietly...

"If I hadn't embarked on this path, would my life have been worse than it is now..."

"..."

Roland next door also fell silent...

Who would want to be a witch if they didn't have a choice?

"Don't think too much. At least there is some hope for the future. As long as you complete your sentence and become a trainee prison guard, freedom is not out of reach."

Roland comforted him softly, then closed his eyes and rested his mind.

"I don't know if I have a chance. Anyway, that's all for the rest of my life."

"..."

……

"I am back."

Yuan Hua opened the door and bumped into Jin Jisi who was trimming the garden...

The scene suddenly became a little quiet...

"Guru--"

Yuan Hua admitted that she had a bit of a virgin complex, but Aunt Jinjis, well...

It’s not impossible to have fun...

"Auntie, the storm is still there..."

Yuan Hua suddenly said something.

"Well...I didn't know you would come back suddenly..."

Jinjis slowly closed her legs...

"After all, you and Tulip are the only ones who have the key, so I locked the door..."

"It's okay auntie."

Yuan Hua sat down on the sofa nearby and did not approach Jinjis.

"Auntie, you know that I am young and energetic, and it is inevitable that I will be a little angry. The scene just now was too exciting for me, but I don't want to offend you. Please allow me to watch you...solve it..."

"Then...then what..."

Jinjis suddenly felt at a loss...

No, why don't you give it a try? ? ?

Looking at Baron Nash with his head held high, Jinjis tightened her legs...

Are you using this to test Auntie?

Which aunt can withstand such a test? ! ! !

Yuan Hua lay down a little flat again, and kept stroking Dalong with his right hand.

"I……"

Jinjisi's body uncontrollably sat closer and closer, and finally sat on the edge of the sofa, only one step away from the single sofa where Yuan Hua sat...

"Auntie, you don't have to worry about me, just keep doing your thing."

As Yuan Hua spoke, he moved his buttocks to make room for Jinjis to sit.

Everyone knows Sima Zhao's heart.