After living on a desert island, they all plotted evil against me.

If you fall asleep, you will not be hungry.

Wake up tomorrow morning and eat another banana tree for breakfast.

She tried hard to hypnotize herself.

Qin Ruoyan's current condition is very bad, and Zhang Liu is also encountering big problems.

It wasn't because he was hungry, but because he found that although the roof of the shelter was built very quickly, it was completed in less than ten minutes.

But it is very troublesome to build the side used to block the wind.

Because of the tilt angle, there is gravity.

Therefore, Zhang Liu's original idea of ​​placing palm leaves first and then pressing branches on top, then knotting a few corners, and then using the pressure between branches to directly clamp the palm leaves and secure them firmly did not work at all.

Every time this piece of palm tree is put up, the first few pieces are pulled loose, and the next two pieces have to be dropped directly.

Not to mention the oncoming wind as an accomplice, constantly blowing the palm leaves away from the pre-planned fixed points.

Seeing that the sky was getting darker and darker, and the smell of humidity in the air was getting worse, Zhang Liu knew in his heart that he was probably running out of time to build a shelter.

He could only change his strategy. First, he fixed twelve of the 24 branches on the yellow sand and the "beam", and then stuffed the large palm leaves directly into the gap.

Each palm leaf is wrapped around three branches with a separate character "Chuan", which is regarded as being clamped in disguise.

Then fix the remaining twelve strands in a cross with six strands on the inside and six on the outside.

Although he was not sure whether it could block the strong wind, Zhang Liu still lay down in this small shelter after doing all this.

There is nothing airtight, but the wind is constantly blowing in through the gaps in the palm leaves, but this is much better than facing the sea breeze directly.

I ate the last few sips of water in the bottle together with the banana cores I cut out while picking up palm leaves in the jungle as a pre-meal filling.

Zhang Liu took out a piece of mutton butt meat and started to chew it carefully.

It was cold, hard and didn't taste good.

But he took every bite carefully, holding it in his mouth for a long time until the cold meat was completely softened by the temperature of his mouth, before swallowing it into his stomach.

This way of eating, there won’t be much meat.

But I will eat more slowly so that the meaty taste stays in my mouth for a longer time.

Section [-] # Volume [-]: Let’s build a settlement on a desert island first: This is the acceptance speech that every book must write.

Insert here something that the author himself encountered in reality.

It is different from many young classmates in pineapple buns.

Boo Boo is already a 27-year-old uncle.

I originally planned to collect [-] words every day in the last week, and then scrape together [-] words to publish on the shelves.

But here, I can only say sorry first.

Because of real-life events, one hundred thousand words turned into forty thousand words, which was one H short.

I'm really sorry!

Then the author also wants to talk about what happened in reality.

The 27-year-old Xianyu author naturally has to face the pressure of life.

A lot of it comes from blind dates.

The reason why I didn’t save the manuscript to a satisfactory number in time was also because of this!

To be honest, the whole thing is pretty outrageous.

I don’t even dare to write this in my novels.

Last Sunday night, after working overtime on 987, the humble author, who was preparing to store a [-]-word manuscript in a rental house to surprise readers, suddenly received a call from my mother.

"We have arranged a blind date for you at XX Cafe."

Ah!

As a second man...

No, it should be because as a man who does things quickly and quickly, how could the author give up a great opportunity to please the readers because of a woman?

The corner of his mouth curled up, and I said directly: "No, I have to work overtime today!"

"Stop talking nonsense, do you know who she is?" After hearing the unworthy descendant's words, a 50-year-old aunt lying on the massage chair took off her facial mask and said with a sneer.

"Who is it!" The good-for-nothing son and street-fighting author who was unable to get a promotion or a salary increase, but who didn't know how to go home to feed his old age, was still arrogant: "Let me tell you this, let alone a woman, the Emperor is here. I won’t even go!”

"She is Qing XX!"

My mother's words instantly made the mind of the author, who was originally the emperor and me, think of two beautiful legs with well-proportioned black stockings.

Qing XX, the direct boss who works in the same office, slowly takes off her stockings before leaving get off work every day, takes out a bag from the locker in the office, puts it in and takes it away.

She was using this dirty trick to make her only subordinate work overtime until eight o'clock every day!

By the way, that sole subordinate is the author.

"Gulu..." After swallowing a few words of disappointment, the author began to briefly confirm the situation with my mother.

The author spent a full 5 long minutes combing his hair, straightening his clothes, and then set off on a rickshaw.

The target is a cafe three kilometers away.

For a free dinner and the possible benefit of naked thighs!

During the rush hours after get off work, no matter it is a Ferrari, Rolls-Royce, or Bentley or BMW, they can only look at the taillights of my bicycle and sigh with regret.

The approximate content is estimated to be:

That day when I was in a traffic jam, I saw a human-powered [-]-meter-high bumper. I don’t remember the specific situation, but the taillight was very red...

Like running under the sunset.

....................................

The distance of only three kilometers is simply insignificant in the face of the benefits of beautiful legs.

Soon the author came to the coffee shop.

The atmosphere is a little weird.

This coffee shop is indeed famous for ripping off customers. To be honest, if my mother had not promised that she would help pay the bill, the author with a monthly salary of [-] would not dare to take a step closer to the door.

I'm afraid that if I take a few more breaths of sweet air, the waiter will come out and ask for money.

But there are always more rich people.

Plus the coffee here is pretty good.

Before the author had no fever and had to move out on his own, he often came here to drink.

So according to normal circumstances, there should be several tables of customers inside.

But today, after the author parked the car, he walked to the door with a roar.

Not to mention the waitress who has a curvy front and a thin middle, there is not even a barista who is full and has nothing to do and twists beans all day long.

Only the female boss, Qing XX, was waiting for the author at a nearby dining table in her work uniform with her two tender white thighs raised.

On the table in front of me were two coffees priced at more than 5000 per cup, and two desserts priced at more than 1000 per cup.

These require payment first before delivery.

It seems that I am very sincere.

Looking at this scene, the author felt a little relaxed.

"Uh... hello?"

Although I have made it clear on the phone that the other party this time is just using the blind date as a cover, the real purpose is to discuss business cooperation worth hundreds of millions of dollars.

But the author never imagined that this female boss would have a business worth hundreds of millions while taking off her stockings at work.

You already have this ability, why are you still earning more than 987 a month's salary every day...

"I really didn't expect that you are actually Aunt Chen's son." After seeing the author, Qing XX, who used to want to look at the author with his nostrils, took the initiative to stand up with a smile and pulled away the chair and said: "Forget about the blind date, the main thing is that I want to be with you You talk about cooperation."

If Qing XX's behavior was in the office, it would only make the author subconsciously doubt whether there is a broadsword mine under the stool to face the enemy.

But now we are talking about business, so the status of both parties is equal!

So the author just sat on it.

And he was the first to take out two lunch boxes and a thermos bottle from his pocket.

First, put more than 1000 portions of pastries into a lunch box.

Then put all the sugar cubes and cream provided into the second lunch box.

Finally, I picked up the 5000-plus cup of coffee and poured it into the thermos pot.

After thinking about it for a few seconds, I put all the tissues and toothpicks in my pocket!

Qing XX was obviously stunned by this scene, and the waiter who appeared quietly next to him was also stunned.

"Do you want to drink this cup?" After licking the cake plate and coffee cup clean, the author looked at the coffee in front of Qing XX.

"I drank..." Qing XX's eyes were very strange.

It was obvious that she could not compare the man in front of her, who was licking the plate and peeking at her stockings at work, with the mysterious heir to the Chen family with a net worth of hundreds of billions.

"I don't mind!" The author, who just wanted to save money, reached out and picked up Qing XX's coffee and put it in his mouth.

Once you become a member, you can sell [-] cups of coffee, which tastes really good!

So if you can get whoring for free, don’t miss it!

"Actually... the cooperation I want to talk about is the development of sex toys..." Qing XX's words caused the author to spray the coffee she just drank directly into her face.

"Well, yes!" Qing XX, whose eyes were blurred, subconsciously reached out to find a napkin on the table in front of her to wipe her face.

But unfortunately, the napkins on this table have been put into the pocket by the author in advance, preparing to take them back to the rental house and use them as toilet paper.

So Qing XX finally wiped her face clean when the waiter handed over a hot towel.

At this moment, there were suddenly five or six young and beautiful 36D waitresses in the originally empty coffee shop.

Apparently they are all interested in the topic of "sex toy development".

Faced with this almost social death situation, Qing XX was unwilling to give up this rare opportunity for communication.

She said: "I am going to develop a sex toy for rich young masters like you, so I need your help!"

"Um..." The author didn't say anything, but his eyes became even weirder.

Then Qing XX looked at this strange look, gritted his teeth and said: "I have made a real-life cast of myself. I will give you a six-day leave later. In the next few days, you and I will go to the test!"

Seeing the author still not speaking, Qing XX continued to raise the stakes: "I have two best friends who also do this!"

I can't say what happened next.

Anyway, it lasted for six days...

Just as the author was lying down to rest with Qing XX and her two best friends in his arms with a vain look on his face.

A heavy knocking woke him up.

"You idiot! How dare you sleep at work!" Looking blankly at Qing XX in front of him, the author looked confused and asked, "Why are you wearing clothes?"

"What to wear! It's time to get off work! Come to work early tomorrow to make forms, otherwise your salary will be deducted!" After waking up his only subordinate.

Qing XX walked to the door of the office, took off her stockings, and put them in her bag.

Accompanied by the sound of the office door opening and closing.

The whole office was quiet.

作者茫然地看着墙面的表，这才发现现在已经是2022年12月9日23点59分59秒了。

These days, in order to make her coolies work more overtime, Qing XX does not take off her stockings until 23:59:59 every day.

So the author who originally wanted to save the manuscript with more code words had no choice but to look at the stockings...

Hey……

All I can say is that being single kills people!