How can you use such a naughty magic as a magic paint pen?

And even if you just use it, you can actually use it to write pornographic books...

Yes, although this "Research on the Humanoid Body of Fire Dragon" was said by Aesop to be a research report, no matter how Ci Ta looked at it, he felt that it was just a pornographic book, written by Stank and Jier. The evaluation guide makes no difference at all.

Writing pornographic books with magic paint pens, where did this guy come from... Weird.

Even though he is a well-informed tree demon, he has to sigh... I have never seen this scene before.

Although she was shocked inside, Cita was still very calm on the surface. She always had a peaceful smile on her face, especially after listening to Aesop's explanation, she nodded slightly: "In this era, people like you Such simple scholars are really rare.”

For such a powerful magician, all he wants is to visit a brothel. Isn't this simple enough?

"My master told me that a person's life should be a constant pursuit of mystery and truth." Aesop said seriously, "So I came here."

Hearing what Aesop said, even the well-informed Cita couldn't hold back any longer, and her perfect face twitched slightly: "Yes, indeed."

"So, are you a dream demon?" Aesop asked, "Can you let me find out?"

"It's... a pity, no." Ci Ta quickly regained her composure and said with a chuckle, "I'm just an insignificant cook, and my daily job is just to cook for everyone. But you have to There are a lot of incubus in this town, but they basically work at night, but their number and race are large enough for you to know about them for a long time."

"Really?" Aesop nodded with satisfaction, "That's great. I like this kind of research environment."

The conversation between Aesop and Tita made Medory on the side almost unable to listen anymore. Her impression of Aesop had hit rock bottom now, surpassing that of Stank and the others.If Kelim hadn't secretly told her that Aesop was not simple, she would have really wanted to rush up and slap this bumbling scoundrel.

Even if he was teasing her, he was teasing the store manager. It was really unreasonable.

At this time, Ci Ta seemed to have remembered something. After thinking for a while, he asked: "Does Mr. Aesop have a place to live?"

Aesop shook his head: "Not yet, I'm just looking for the Dream Demon."

"Then do you want to stay here?" Ci Ta asked with a smile, "I still have a vacant room here, and it's free of charge."

Medori couldn't help but widen her eyes when she heard this.

She didn't know why the store manager would treat Aesop like this. No matter how powerful this Aesop was, he should be about the same as Stank and the others, but the store manager would not treat Stank and the others like this.

But faced with Cita's invitation, Aesop did not agree immediately.

Although he has not left home for 20 years, he still knows that there is no such thing as pie in the sky.

So when he was about to refuse, he heard Ci Ta say: "I am the only dryad in this town."

Aesop looked up at her, wondering what she meant.

"So~" Ci Ta put her finger on her lips and said softly, "If you are willing to live with me, then I might be willing too~"

"Let you get to know me~"

Twenty-fifty-year-old human and 50-year-old elf

"Hey, Jer, I've been thinking about it all day today, and I still think there's something wrong with your XP."

When the sun gradually set, a bearded human and a small yellow-haired elf appeared on the streets of the town.

The bearded human held his head in his hands and stared lazily at his fellow elves beside him. They were discussing yesterday's dream subject: who is more normal for a dream demon, a 50-year-old human or a 500-year-old elf?

"No matter how you look at it, I'm relatively normal," Stank said.

"No, no, no, Stank, why are you still thinking about this?" The elf known as Jer shook his finger and said, "Didn't we verify it yesterday? This is not just you and me. There are different opinions, no one is on your side, whether it is Ganqiu or Brutz... Believe me, the 600-year-old elf is really tough."

"At least much better than a 50-year-old human being." Stank frowned tightly, "Hey, hey, hey, do you guys really just have magic power and don't have to worry about anything? That's all wrinkled. They’re all wrinkled! How on earth did you do it!”

"This sentence is also for you, Stank! Can you really ignore the internal rot for the sake of the superficial tenderness? It's like a bad apple that has been bitten by moths!" Jer said, " What’s the use of looking good? It’s like you’re just hanging around outside... I’m talking about apples. After all, you have to eat the pulp, not the skin! And, again, I’m not the only one who thinks so , whether it’s Ganqiu or Bruz, no one agrees with you!”

"I don't think their two opinions can be used for our special consideration." Seeing that Stank couldn't overwhelm Zell with numbers, he had to find another way, "They are an orc and a dwarf! Their opinions are not worth it. Discussion, and they are only on your side because they also have magic power, which is unfair! And our evaluation of dream demons should be fair and just!"

Jer was also amused by Stank: "Then what do you think is fair and just?"

"We also need a third party, a third party that will not favor each other." Steinke said, "Only in this way will I be convinced."

"Are you talking about...Kelim?"

"Neither can Lim." Stank shook his head and said, "He also uses magic, and his affinity for magic is about the same as you elves. There is no way he can empathize with me!"

"Then what kind of person are you looking for?" Jer asked. "You can't be looking for a human being like you, right? That wouldn't be fair to me."

"Of course, I won't be partial to myself. You know, I'm not that kind of person." Stank said, "I think there are two people to choose from. One is to find an elf who doesn't know magic and doesn't have magic affinity. , so that he will not stand on the side of magic and evaluate the dream demon fairly."

"An elf who doesn't know magic and doesn't have magic affinity?" Jael spread his hands and shook his head, "How is this possible? You might as well find a man to be a dream girl. How can there be such an elf?"

"Then we can only find the second kind of person." Stank said again, "Human magician."

"Human magicians? Although they are very rare, they are not without them." Jer touched his bald chin and thought, "But as far as I know, human magicians are obsessed with studying magic because of their longevity. Like ascetics. I have lived for so many years and I have never seen a few human magicians who come out to enjoy themselves. Where should you find them..."

Before they finished speaking, the two of them entered the food and wine pavilion together. They looked up and saw Aesop sitting in the middle, stroking the little hand of the store manager Ci Ta, and the one who was almost stunned at the side. Krim and Medori.

……

"Are you...reading palms?"

"Yes." Aesop explained to Stank and Jerol while drinking the fruit wine sent by Medory, who looked unhappy. "The store manager asked me to read her palms for her. I happen to know how to do it, so I tried Give it a try."

Stank touched his chin and said, "But isn't palm reading a special skill for fairies? How come you can do it too?"

"It's just a hobby." Aesop said, "It's not special..."

"You're not particularly proficient, are you?" Stank smiled and helped Aesop pick up the conversation.

"...It's not particularly difficult."

Stank's smile faltered slightly.

Jer's eyes kept wandering between Cita and Aesop.

He is very familiar with Cita. From a certain point of view, Cita is still his junior. Cita's father was Jer's previous partner, so Jer can be said to have watched Cita grow up and knows very well about himself. Although this junior looks mature on the outside, he is still a little girl at heart, and he is also quite exclusive. Even if he opens a tavern, he hardly shows up, leaving all the reception work to Medori and Klim.

But this time, why did it come out?

And he even touched the hand of the human in front of him.

This made Jerry very interested, but what he was more interested in was Aesop's completely undisguised huge magic power, knowing that he was a very powerful magician.

But Stank couldn't feel it. He didn't even know that Aesop was a magician. He only found out when the store manager Zita introduced Aesop to everyone with a smile.

And Aesop also knew that Stank was the person he had been looking for.

"Hello, Mr. Stank." Aesop said politely, "I came to see you specially after reading your works. I have many questions that I want to ask you."

"My work?" Stank was still a little confused, "What kind of work can I have?"

Medoli on the side sneered and said: "Your evaluation guide, otherwise what else can you have?"

Stank's mouth opened slightly with a look of disbelief, which made Medory sneer in her heart.

Haha, now you know I'm sorry, right?

The pornographic book he wrote has been so widely circulated that I would have to find a way to find a way to exploit it...

Before this thought came out, Stank's shock turned into joy, and then he patted Aesop on the shoulder vigorously: "Hahahahaha, you are my reader! I didn't expect to see my reader in my lifetime... ...Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooootttt maybes way, stop talking, I'm gonna invite you to a party tonight."

Medoli almost bit her tongue.

Sure enough, I shouldn't have any illusions about these pornographic batches...

"Mr. Stank, I am here for academic research, not for fun." Aesop said in a rather serious tone.

This made Stank even slightly stunned: "What? Then what do you want to study?"

"About the differences and advantages and disadvantages between a 50-year-old human incubus and a 600-year-old elf incubus." Aesop pushed up his non-existent glasses and said, "I'm very interested."

21 Tonight we are all on the same page!

"A human with magical power!" Stank patted Aesop's shoulder and said, "No problem, it must be you. You, Jer and I, the three of us are destined to become the three people who have the most tacit understanding. Team! Our journey will officially begin tonight, from ordinary to great, it starts with our first step!"

Medoli, who was listening on the sidelines, slightly twitched her lips: "Can the trio of prostitutes speak so highly of their behavior?"

Jier smiled and said to Medoly: "You don't know this, Medoly. The so-called life requires a little sense of ritual, just like you, if you don't have a sense of ritual, you can just rely on that Can a small salary allow you to work so hard and happily here?"

"I'm really sorry. I work hard and happily here because of my salary."

"Is that so?" Jer nodded, "Then I will have to tell Cita later that the only relationship between you and her is money."

Medoly held the tray tightly with her hands, but said expressionlessly: "Then I'll have to make your head bloom later."

Jeremy burst out laughing, and Stank turned his attention to Klim, who had already started working: "It's time to go, Klim!"

But Lim was delivering beer to the guests. After hearing what Stank said, he immediately looked here, but he shook his head repeatedly: "No, I've just started. The boss has already paid me yesterday's wages. Oh, I’ll be sorry for her if I slip away again!”

No matter how tempting and persuading Stank was, Kelim was unwilling to follow Stank. When Stank was about to take Kelim out forcibly, he was beaten away by the angry Medory with a tray, and he had to talk. gave up and let Aesop set off.

Aesop nodded and put away the pile of parchment in front of him.

This is the evaluation guide written by Stank and the others last night. There are four in total. The main content is as mentioned before, the evaluation of two dream monster girls of different races and ages.

Which one is better, a 50-year-old human or a 600-year-old dream girl?

At present, it seems that the 50-year-old human dream girl is slightly better.

But Aesop felt that he should be the one to define and make the final decision.

As a result, Stank, Jell and Aesop, who had only known each other for less than an hour, and who were already close to each other like half-brothers, left the food and wine pavilion and officially entered the night. Dream town!

……

Finally, Aesop finally met the real dream girl after escaping from the Star Tower for half a month.

They stood on both sides of the street, smiling and waving to the trio.

"Jer, Stank, do you want to come to my sister's place?"

"Who is that new face between you? He's so handsome~"

All kinds of teasing words flooded into Aesop's mind, but Aesop didn't react much.

It's not that he really doesn't have too much reaction, in fact, he still has a little reaction, but he is always very focused in doing things, and now he will focus all his attention on that topic.

"Should we go to Guanghui first or go to the old lady elf first?" Jer asked lazily.

"Hey, hey, hey, Jere, you're starting to interfere off-site now." Stank said, "Your prejudice is almost overflowing from your words. We should call them beautiful elves fairly and justly. And...ugly Obasan.”

"Your level of double standards really shocked me. Do you think this is a human being?" Jer pointed at Stank and said dissatisfiedly, "Stank, you can't be weird about XP, you have a weird personality too!"

"Jer, I'm warning you, you can say I don't look like a normal person, but you can't say my XP is weird!" Stank retorted very seriously, "You can insult my personality, but you can't insult my XP."

The two were so noisy that Aesop couldn't think anymore. He had to interrupt: "Go to the one closest to you first."

"Well, of course the elves are closer!"

Stank didn't give Jer a chance to retort this time. He hugged Aesop and ran in the other direction, leaving Jer in a daze.

"Hey, Stank, you broke the rules. Guanghui is obviously closer!"

But there was no chance. By the time Jer caught up, the two of them were already standing in front of an elf with blond hair and big waves.

"Hey, this is my new little brother, I'll leave it to you tonight." Jer winked at the elf, "We must make him fly to the sky."

The elf blinked, covered his mouth and smiled: "Stank, you are asking me to do this, so of course I will try my best~ Your little brother looks very cute~"

While Stank was talking to the elf, Aesop was also looking at the elf.

How should I put it? This was probably the coolest-dressed person Aesop had ever seen.

The thickest part of the body is the pair of long boots, and the rest of the body is just wrapped in red strips of cloth.

The skin was very shiny, reflecting light like a flawless mirror under the light of the lamp.

Hmm... Just taking a look at it from a distance made Aesop feel energetic.

BOKI BOKI, like a rooster crowing to the sky.

Stank pushed Aesop towards the elf: "Go quickly, I will be responsible for your expenses tonight. You must write me a sufficiently impressive review."

Aesop staggered forward, and then the elf came forward and hugged Aesop's arm, making him feel softer than ever before.

"Come on, Aesop!" Stank gave a thumbs up to Aesop, grinning at the same time, showing his row of white teeth, and winked at Aesop, "After tonight, we will be true fellow-minded people. !”

And the elf bit Aesop's ear very wisely.

"What a cute little brother, where are he and his little brother~"

"I will definitely let you tonight~"

"Unforgettable, oh~"

When the elf spoke like this, Aesop suddenly felt an inexplicable smell pouring into his nose.

What kind of smell is this?

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