"Do you want to die!"
"No, I still want to live." Aesop said, "I don't want to do this either, but isn't this what you lost to me?"
"I lost to you?" Stank said, "Why don't I remember? When?"
"That's when you want to bet with me on who can stay in the ice pond longer." Aesop reminded, "You didn't lose your memory because of the cold, right?"
Stank was slightly startled. After Aesop's reminder, he recalled it belatedly...it seemed that such a thing was indeed happening.
Fuck, I really forgot.
Of course, this cannot be blamed on his poor memory. It was simply because there were too many bad things in those days, one after another.So much so that Stank ignored that there was such a thing among the many bad things. It just didn't seem very noticeable at the time. Only when it really happened did he realize how fucked up it was.
"But are you really selling it?!" Stank still glared at Aesop, "Can't you just be joking?!"
Aesop said seriously: "I always keep my word to my brothers and do what I say."
"Is it really necessary for you to do what you say and do in a place like this? Ah?! Is it really necessary to do such a good job in a place like this?!" Stank pointed at Aesop and said, "Moreover, Although I agreed to you selling it, I didn’t agree to you using my name!”
"But you didn't say you disagreed."
"That doesn't mean I don't agree, but I agree?!" Stank said angrily.
"That doesn't mean I agree, does it mean I don't agree?" Aesop asked.
Seeing that Stank was about to burst with anger, Aesop comforted him: "Well, when I sell it next time, I will change the name of the painting to "This guy is not Stank". What do you think? ?”
"Do you think of me as an idiot, or do you think of other people as idiots?" Stank said, "And you still want a fucking next time?! Do you think it's possible?!"
Ganqiu, who was watching the two people arguing, asked curiously: "What painting is it? Why don't I know it? Show it to me."
Aesop said: "You must have remembered the painting I was painting when you came back that day. You commented on it."
"Oh, that." Ganqiu became excited, "It's that sister Yuanqi. I would have forgotten if you didn't tell me. Did we also make a bet between the two of us? As long as you don't go to see the snow girl, then Just that little..."
"No problem." Aesop pointed at Stank, "If you want to see him, all you have to do is go to a sex shop with Stank."
Ganqiu was stunned for a while, and then he realized what he was doing. He looked at Stank with horrified eyes: "Are you that Yuanqi sister?!"
Stank became even more outrageous: "Who the hell did you call Sister Yuanqi!"
As a result, Stank's conflict with Aesop was instantly transferred to Ganqiu. After some "friendly" theories and intense discussions about gender and XP, the two fell exhausted on the table. superior.
"My vitality sister!" Ganqiu was wailing.
"My eternal fame!" Stank was also wailing.
At this moment, Jer returned to the food and wine pavilion with a large bag of gold coins. After glancing at the two people who were hopeless, he placed the gold coins on the table with a bang.
"Here, Aesop, this is your share." Jer's expression was strange, "Your album was successfully auctioned for a high price of 11000 coins. After deducting the handling fee, there are still [-] gold left."
Gan Qiu immediately raised his head and said in surprise: "The female version of Stank actually sold for [-] gold?! Is it true?"
"Of course it's true. The money is all here, how can it be fake?" Jer looked at the frustrated Stank, thought for a moment, and comforted him, "Stank, you don't have to feel too bad. Think about it, if you are so attractive as a result of your sexual transformation, doesn’t that mean that you are also very...well, pretend I didn’t say it.”
Under Stank's gaze of death, Jer simply closed his mouth.
"Ten thousand gold, this is ten thousand gold." Ganqiu ran over, picked up the gold bag and weighed it. After finding that the weight was indeed enough, he was even more shocked, "How many evaluation guides do we need to write to earn Has it arrived? Who on earth would buy this thing?"
"The person who bought it is a collector who is very knowledgeable about paintings." Jer said. "When I gave the painting to him, he also commented on the painting. Do you want to hear it?"
Everyone nodded except Stank.
"According to him, those paintings are already very good just based on the artistry, and can even compete with famous artists. The reason why no one paid a high price at the beginning was purely because as a work of art, it was too It’s too astringent, and it’s too expensive as a masterpiece.” Jer recalled the collector’s comments and said, “But when he knew the spiritual core of these paintings, he realized that it was not just It’s a Shitu, it’s a work of art!”
"Uh." Ganqiu scratched his head, "Where is the art?"
"Art is here, it vividly depicts a woman...oh no, to be precise, it is a man's experience after becoming a woman." Jer glanced at Stank, and only felt relieved after making sure that Stank would not go berserk. Continued, "The collector said that the average woman can only convey two emotions in her eyes at most, and it is impossible to have more than two emotions. But the Stank in this painting...chan, the look in his eyes But it reveals four or five kinds of emotions, such as quitting, shyness, expectation, and..."
"How the hell do I have so many weird emotions?!" Stank slammed the table, "All I have is anger! Anger! And anger!"
"Ah, yes." Jer nodded, "The collector did say that, after tasting it carefully, I found that there was still anger."
Stank: "..."
No, Stank, the more times like this, the more calm you have to be!
Stank kept warning himself in his mind.
You have to know that the more enthusiastic you are and the more you care, the more excited they will be and the more they will make a fuss about you.
At this time, you have to act completely indifferent, just as shameless as Aesop.Think about it, who is No. 1 on the list of people who don’t want to get married the most in the world? It’s a dead body!No one would want to look for something that smells bad and doesn't respond!
With such determination, Stank tilted his head and snorted: "Oh, I don't care about this kind of thing. Just do whatever you want. If you get serious, I will lose."
After hearing his words, the remaining three looked at each other in confusion, and couldn't help but start to wonder if Stank's medicine had not worn off yet.
"If it really doesn't matter..." Ganqiu asked, "then can you go to the sex shop again, let Aesop draw it again, and then sell it for money?"
"Do you fucking want to die!" Stank broke through his defense instantly, "Do you want to do it again?!"
The psychological construction that had only been done for a short period of time only lasted less than half a minute, which made a few people feel a little relieved, knowing that Stank's medicine was still over the effect.
But Ganqiu didn't just want to test the efficacy of the medicine, he was really thinking about it: "This is a huge profit, Stank. Isn't this money faster than writing an evaluation guide honestly? This is a huge profit." Wanjin!"
"Do you think I'm someone who gives in for money?" Stank glared at Ganqiu.
Ganqiu was shocked: "Isn't it?"
"You fucking..."
"Think about it, Stank." Just before Stank got angry again, Ganqiu spoke again and took advantage of him, "Aren't our recent expenses always quite high? Besides, I didn’t go on many missions or receive commissions.”
"Then why don't we just go and pick up the commission?"
"But what is the purpose of accepting the commission?"
"Make money."
Ganqiu said: "Is there anything more profitable than this?"
Stank was stunned for a while and then said: "It's not just about making money, it's also about exciting adventures."
"Why, wouldn't it be exciting to become a woman?" Ganqiu shouted, "Is there anything more exciting than this?"
"Get the hell out of here!" Stank glared at Ganqiu, "Is it so exciting to become a woman? It's not interesting at all."
"real or fake?"
"of course it's true."
"So..." Ganqiu paused, and then said, "Since becoming a woman is not exciting at all and has no meaning at all, then can't you just do it casually? Then you are still there? What are you hesitating about?”
The more Stank listened, the more he felt something was wrong: "Why do I think you are playing with me?"
Ganqiu snapped his fingers: "I think this proposal is okay, what do you think of Aesop? The vitality girl who was trained by the halfling is actually a pure man at heart. I feel that the painting will definitely sell well. At that time, Stank Don’t tell me there’s a story in his eyes, I can definitely tell a story all over his body!”
"You are sick! You are looking for death!" Stank said, "Then why don't you become a woman?!"
"This... is not impossible to make money." Ganqiu said seriously, "The halfling who was originally a man turned into a woman and severely trained the vitality girl who was originally a man but turned into a woman. "
Stank was almost stunned.
"Furthermore, this can also lead to a very philosophical question." Ganqiu raised a finger and said seriously, "Is the name of this painting "Why do men suffer so much for men" or "Why do women suffer so much for women?" "Woolen cloth?"
[-] Black Silk Cow Orc
No matter how much Gan Qiu tried to persuade him, Stank was unwilling to go to a sex shop again to make money by transforming into a energetic girl named Stank-chan.
Even Gan Qiu has made it very clear that Stank transformed into the vitality girl Stank-chan and sold his body to make money in order to make money to buy other people's bodies. Isn't this a closed loop of logic?It's a perfect positive cycle, but it's a pity that Stantan doesn't have enough oil and salt, and threatens that if Ganqiu gets more BBs, he will really turn him into a warrior without testicles, which leaves Ganqiu with no other choice... ...Because he really can't beat Stank.
And then again, forcing brothers to do things like Lily, no matter how you think about it...
That's not right. If you force brothers to have sex together and then have sex with Lily, is it considered having sex with Lily, or is it breaking your back?
Ah, philosophical questions are really pouring out like water. If this continues, Ganqiu feels that he is about to become a philosopher.
Aesop was not very interested in Ganqiu's eager sexual transformation. He had always played one game and didn't want to do it again.And now that the money has been earned, these [-] gold coins are more than enough as the starting capital to go to the snowfield.
So Aesop thought it was time to go to the snowfield. After coming back from the volcano, the power of the curse had been bothering him. He hadn't experienced the kind of hearty and real battle for a long time, and he could only stay in bed every day. Playing with toys in the room is not okay.
During the period when the curse was entangled, Aesop could only hone his skills through Nolen. Now he has been promoted from the original [-]-level Qiu's Power to the [-]-level Qiu's Power.
Aesop believed that his strength was as rare as a handful in the entire Dream Demon Town.
It's time to let those ungrateful dream demons have a taste of whether his sword is sharp enough.
Thinking like this, Aesop couldn't help but cast his eyes on Ganqiu. The eyes he looked at Ganqiu were full of the strong's pity, disdain and contempt for the weak.
Ganqiu shuddered involuntarily. As a thief, he immediately turned around and looked at Aesop. He could also read the emotion in Aesop's eyes.
"Asshole Aesop, why are you looking at me like that?!"
"No." Aesop naturally shook his head in denial, and then turned his head to the other side, but there was still a faint smile on the corner of his mouth.
"What the hell are you thinking?!"
"I didn't think about anything."
"I'm not thinking about anything! You think I'm an idiot!" Ganqiu waved his fist angrily, "Since just now, your eyes have been wrong, and you've been laughing. You're still laughing now. What on earth are you doing?" What are you laughing at, you bastard!"
"You misunderstood." Aesop said, "I just love to laugh by nature, hehehe."
"Hey, what's your mother's size!"
Ganqiu felt that his self-esteem had been greatly insulted, but he could not find any evidence.I can only keep it in my heart silently, thinking about 30 years in Hedong and 30 years in Hexi. Don't bully young people in their short and fast lives.
"So who are you going to go with this time?" Jer asked Aesop, "Let's talk about it first. I must go with you this time."
"Huh?" Aesop asked, "Why?"
"I can't stand that kind of low temperature." Jer sighed and said, "Elf's senses are very sensitive, especially to low temperature. You see, the shortest time I spent in the pool last time was probably Understood……"
"Isn't Ganqiu the shortest?"
Ganqiu, who detected the keyword, immediately jumped up like a spring: "You are the shortest, and your whole family is the shortest!"
Aesop said: "You misunderstood. What I said was that you spent the shortest time in the pool, nothing else."
"That's it." Gan Qiu breathed a sigh of relief, "That's pretty much it... huh? What do you mean by that other thing?! That's what you really think, right! You admitted it again!"
Aesop ignored Ganqiu, turned his attention to Stank, and asked: "Stank, are you going?"
Stank immediately refused: "I'm not going."
He has fully realized that all the misfortunes during this period came from Aesop, which means that Aesop is the source of misfortune, and staying with Aesop will only suck away the luck.So this time, Stank must resolutely reject Aesop's invitation.
"Are you really not going?" Aesop asked.
"Of course, I won't go." Stank crossed his arms and said, "There's no way you can convince me."
"Then don't you feel a loss?"
"Loss?" Stank was puzzled, "Where is the loss?"
"It's a loss." Aesop pointed to the ten thousand gold on the table, "Didn't we earn this together? Don't you use the activity funds you earned yourself? Don't you think this is strange?"
"What's weird about this?"
At this time, Gan Qiu jumped out again and shouted: "Oh oh oh, I understand, I understand. There are often such plots in Demon Shadow. A dream demon desperately makes money, but he does not use it on himself, but donates it to The lonely elderly people and left-behind children who have gone to the church. We will call such incubus demons holy incubus demons. I didn’t expect you, Stank, to have such a state."
Stank's mouth twitched slightly, wanting to scold her, but he held it back, waved his hand and said: "Give up, no matter what you say, I won't go with you this time, I want to rest, and have a good time" Rest! If you really want me to accompany you... let's do it next time."
Aesop looked at Kelim again, but Kelim scratched his head and said honestly: "I am willing to go, but I don't know if the store manager will agree..."
"That's it..." Aesop was lost in thought, "In that case, doesn't it mean that no one will accompany me..."
"Hey, hey, hey!" Ganqiu folded his arms and said dissatisfiedly, "You bastard, you don't take me seriously, do you? So what if Stank and Jer don't go, isn't it because I still have it? In order to go to the snowfield, I made preparations in advance when you arrived in that forest! Now is the time to come in handy, hum, Aesop, you will soon know who is your best Alright brother!"
Stank glanced sideways at Gan Qiu and said, "Are you talking about going to the arctic underground shopping mall to visit the brothels for several days? And you were accidentally blacklisted by the dream demon there."
"Oh, you are looking down on me when you say that." Ganqiu raised a finger, "Let's put it this way, I have contacted a whole caravan of yak girls in advance, and they will help me enter the snowfield!"
"Yak mother?" Stank was a little confused, "What kind of race is this? I have never heard of it."
"Haha." Ganqiu said, "I'm afraid that if I introduce it to you, you will be tempted to go again."
"Ha... you are looking down on me." Stank said with some disdain, "Who am I Stank? If I say I won't go, then I won't go. How can you make me change my mind?"
"Okay, then I'll say six words." Ganqiu made a "six" gesture.
"Which six words?"
"Black silk cow orc."
Stank was startled for a moment, then imagined the scene, was silent for a while, and said.
"I'm going."
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