An invincible journey that begins with a different race

Bruce waved his hands quickly and said, "No, no, no, I just asked casually. Because I also have a little interaction with Xueyuan..."

There is a little bit of intersection, referring to the dream girl who likes to go to the descendants of the snow field the most?

A few people wanted to complain, but they didn't, and listened to Bruz continue to talk.

"So I have seen some yak tribesmen who are responsible for transportation before." Brutz said, "But basically they are all women... Well, you can forget the basics. I have never seen men. Why is that? Are you guys Aren’t the men in the clan out to work?”

"Well, yes, yes, but we women are basically the only ones who carry people." The yak girl carrying Bruce also shook her finger and said playfully, "Dear guests, you can take a guess. Guess what the reason is."

What could be the reason for this?

Several people immediately started thinking about it.

Then, Kelim blushed slightly and asked: "Is it because... men are less attractive? After all, most of the customers are men, so I want you, who are of the opposite sex?"

"No," said the yak lady, "even if the customer is a woman, she will still order from us."

"Is this like this?" Klim said, "Then I can't think of it."

None of the others could answer. Only Aesop, after a little reflection, said, "It's probably because of the food."

food?

Everyone looked at Aesop, among them the yak girls were the most surprised.

"This little brother... is really knowledgeable and talented." The Yak Girl asked, "Did you think of it yourself? Or do you have experience?"

Aesop shook his head, and then replied seriously: "No, it's just that I'm more sensitive to that."

"What the hell are you talking about?" Stank asked dissatisfied.

Aesop explained: "When entering a snowfield, it is easy to encounter extreme conditions, and in extreme cases, there may be a loss of water and food... Well, if there is snow, it is impossible to stop the water, but a loss of food is more dangerous. So, from this point of view, the yak girl has an incomparable advantage over the yak boy."

"What advantage?" Several people still didn't respond.

But the yak girl answered with a smile.

"It's very simple." The yak girls puffed up their chests proudly, "You give me grass, and I give you milk."

Everyone was stunned, and they all thought of that scene, and then...

Ganqiu said angrily: "Stank, you hit me again!"

It’s time to return to the sun...please take another day off, sorry

As the title says, I feel like I'm really unlucky this month and I've run out of all my leave requests.

I don’t know if this is the second time I was positive or the third time. The first time I was positive was in December last year. In March this year, I had a low fever, but it was probably the flu. I didn’t get tested, and now I’m positive again.

Hey, I don’t know how far I am from Xinei of Jiuyang Juding.

Take a leave and go lie down.

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Anyway, in the next few days, the group accelerated their eating pace.

It was as if he suddenly transformed into a vengeful ration man and wanted to eat all the rations he carried.

If you ask why, it’s of course... dry food is delicious!What else could it be because of?Is it because you want to enter the "grazing and milking" phase as soon as possible after eating?Please, we are all adult adventurers, so we won’t take advantage of you just because we want to be sexy...

"Asshole! Ganqiu!" Stank scolded angrily, "This is already your fifth meal today. Do you have to finish our dry food before you are willing to accept it?!"

Ganqiu, who was eating dry food secretly, was so surprised by Stank that he choked with fright. He almost choked to death.

If Stank hadn't stepped forward in time and slapped him on the back, he would have really choked to death.

"Cough cough cough cough... Damn it, Stank!" Ganqiu, who had coughed for a long time before he recovered, looked at Stank angrily, "Didn't you just eat a few more meals? Why are you yelling so loudly? That's right. It’s like you ate less.”

"I only ate four meals today!" Stank pointed at Ganqiu's nose, "No matter what, it's better than you who ate five meals!"

Seeing this scene, Kelim couldn't help but hold his forehead: "Don't laugh at the fifty steps but the hundred steps... Brothers, we have been walking around in the snowfield for two days, and there is not even a single person. You see, the dry food is almost half eaten, is this really reasonable?"

Stank and Ganqiu were shocked.

Why is there still half of it? !

"Hey, hey, Stank, Ganqiu!" Brutz couldn't stand it any longer, stood up and said seriously, "Are you too underestimated the snowfield? If you don't have a little respect for the snowfield, you will Damn it."

Ganqiu turned his head and glanced at Bruz, and said, "Before you say this, please wipe off the cookie crumbs from your mouth."

Bruce was startled and immediately lowered his head to wipe it. Then he found that there were no cookie crumbs at all. Only then did he realize that Ganqiu had deceived him.

"Let me tell you, you guys are almost done." Seeing that Brutz was unreliable, Lim had no choice but to come out again to persuade a few people, "If this continues, we will really fall into the dilemma of having nothing to eat halfway through. , you don’t want to die here, right? You’ve been eating so much these past two days, why don’t you take a look at Aesop? In order to save things, Aesop has only been drinking water these two days! "

Stank and Ganqiu were stunned for a moment, then immediately turned their heads and looked at Aesop, who was sitting aside and had not spoken for a long time, holding a water bag and sucking on it, and suddenly felt a strong guilt welling up in their hearts.

Yes, these guys have completely stopped thinking about what to do next in order to be able to relax.

Only Aesop, when they were eating like crazy, not only did he not stop them, but he lived frugally and only drank water, just to...

"Hiccup~" Suddenly, Aesop burped.

When everyone smelled it, it turned out to be milky.

Wait, how can drinking water produce milky-smelling burps?

Stank asked: "Aesop, where did you get this milk?"

Aesop replied: "I squeezed it myself."

Oh, it turns out that I squeezed it myself.

Everyone nodded subconsciously.

After half an hour...

"Damn you bastard! You've already started to attack, haven't you?!"

"Are you going too fast this time?! Ah, are you going too fast?!"

Several people were very upset, why did they still not remember it after so long, since they still occasionally thought that Aesop was a good person.

Although this guy's race is human, all aspects have nothing to do with the word "human"!

no!We can't let this bastard Aesop take all the advantages!

When a few people rolled up their sleeves and were ready to experience the rights and pleasure of consumers, the yak girls who were sentry suddenly returned to the camp, and then said to everyone with a cheerful voice.

"Family! We have found a place to stay in the front!"

"Yes, yes, there is a shop in front!"

Finally, two days after entering the snowy field, they finally found a real, inhabited place to stay.

Although the snowfield was indeed deserted, it took two days to find other living people in it, which made everyone wonder if there was something wrong with the yak girl they invited.But whenever they want to question, the yak girls will shake their huge hearts, look at them with innocent eyes, and pretend to be stupid with "Hey" from time to time, which immediately makes these perverts Putting the questioning behind him, he continued to eat dry food.

But this doesn't mean that the yak girls don't care at all. They are also very nervous. If they show that they know nothing about the snowfield, wouldn't it make them redundant?

Therefore, after finally finding the inhabited land, the yak girls were even happier than they were.

And the so-called "shop" they found was actually a large ice castle.

Living here is a penguin girl with short arms and legs and no neck.

"Hahaha, I really didn't expect that we would actually have guests here."

After discovering the outsiders, the penguin girls were also very surprised, but they were still very hospitable. They immediately served food to everyone and entertained them warmly.

"Yes, yes." The other Penguin Girl nodded repeatedly, "Our store has been open for ten years, and you are still the first batch of customers."

Ten years...the first guests...

Aesop and Stank looked at the frozen salted fish served by the Penguin Girls and didn't know what to say.

"You guys, what kind of store is this?" Stank asked.

"Can't you see?" Penguin Girl replied enthusiastically, "It's a farmhouse!"

"This... I really can't tell." Stank said, "I didn't expect that there are also farmers in the ice field."

"What do you mean by a farmer?" The leading penguin girl scratched the back of her head with her short hand, "My name is a farmer, so I named it Jiao Nongjiale."

Stank: "..."

What kind of weird joke is this?

In fact, Stank has never been very fond of penguin girls. Although they look quite cute, they have short arms and legs, not only no necks, but also no waists, and they cannot arouse any desire at all.His desire for them is not as good as the ice sculpture at the door.

Oh, before they entered the ice castle, they saw a huge ice sculpture at the entrance of the ice castle. The ice sculpture carved a half-naked girl with a graceful figure and various appearances.

Stank asked: "That ice sculpture in front of your door is your snowy field's...faith?"

Just like believers of the goddess often place sculptures of the goddess in front of their doors.

The penguin named "Farmer" shook her head and said, "No, that's to prevent perverts."

"satyr?"

"Yes, those winter bears come to our door in the middle of the night." The farmer said angrily, "They often sneak in when it's dark, then raise and lower their hands on us, and even stick out their tongues!"

Stank was shocked: "Is there anyone else who is so outrageous?"

Immediately I became curious again.

"But how can an ice sculpture protect itself from perverts?"

The farmer explained: "That is not an ordinary ice sculpture. It has iron inside. It is essentially an iron sculpture."

"……so what?"

"You don't know this." The farmer raised a finger and then said, "Here, as long as you lick the frozen iron with your tongue, the tongue will be stuck to the frozen iron, and no matter how hard you try to break free, you will be able to break free. Not coming out.”

Stank was even more surprised: "Is there such a thing?"

He really doesn't know.

"If you don't believe it..." The farmer handed Stank an ice spoon, "Just lick this with your tongue and you'll know."

Stank took the ice spoon, but didn't try it... Isn't this stupid?Why try even if you know it will cause embarrassment?

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So he handed it to Aesop directly: "How about you try it?"

Aesop shook his head and said, "I know this...but what I don't understand is, what does this have to do with preventing perverts?"

The farmer said: "So we carved the iron into the shape of a beautiful woman."

Stank and Aesop were slightly startled.

Then Stank burst out laughing: "You are too straight-forward. Who would be fooled by this..."

Before he finished speaking, the screams of Ganqiu and Brutz came from outside the door.

Two hundred and eighty because I lost

When a few people came out, they saw Bruce clinging to the front of the ice sculpture beauty, wanting to struggle, but not daring to struggle too hard.

Because what is on the ice sculpture is his fiery red tongue.

Bruce caught a glimpse of Aesop, Stank and Klim from the corner of his eye, and suddenly his toes touched the ground in embarrassment. He smiled sarcastically and said in an extremely unclear tone: "Huohuo, Ni, Ni is confused. ah……"

Why do you speak in this tone... Naturally, it's because your tongue is stuck and it's difficult to speak normally.

Lim couldn't help but hold his forehead: "Bruce, you are too..."

Stank simply tilted his head, not wanting to admit that he knew Brutz.

Although he thought he had seen enough of the world and was thick-skinned, it was still hard to bear when he saw the scene in front of him.

So fucking embarrassing.

Only Aesop was thinking of a solution seriously. He walked up to Bruce, circled around him twice, carefully looked at the joint between Bruce's tongue and the ice sculpture, and said, "It must be very uncomfortable. It still needs to be dealt with as soon as possible.”

Bruce was about to burst into tears: "Eh-sou..."

Sure enough, he was right about Aesop. The more his life was at stake, the more reliable Aesop was. He was worthy of being his half-brother!

Aesop thought for a moment and said, "Why don't you cut out your tongue?"

Bruce's body trembled violently, and he was so frightened that he almost peed. He shook his head subconsciously, trying to express his attitude, but this shake almost pulled out his tongue, which made him "ouch" in pain. He shouted out, and even tears flowed down uncontrollably.

Although the tongue was still not pulled off the ice sculpture, it was loosened quite a bit.

Seeing this, Aesop said with a little regret: "Unfortunately, we almost succeeded."

Did he really want to use this method?