An invincible journey that begins with a different race

As an angel, Kelim had never experienced anything like this before. He was so angry that he was shaking all over: "You, you guys...if the goddess knows..."

"Don't point at me like that. In the snowfield, we have our own beliefs." The farmer waved his hand and asked his men to look at the yak girls outside. Then he said to Kelim, "We also have our own way of life. You didn't just Ask me, in such a desolate land, what are we doing on weekdays? You... soon figured it out. Damn it, why didn't you fall?!"

From the corner of her eye, the farmer saw someone standing up at the end of the table. She was startled. She turned her head and saw that it was Aesop.

"How, how is this possible?! You eat the most fish, how can it be possible that nothing happens at all?!"

But when Lim also saw Aesop waking up, he suddenly stopped panicking and was so excited that he almost burst into tears: "Aesop!"

If someone else woke up, Lim would still have to worry about whether it would be useless or not, but now that it was Aesop who woke up, there was no need to worry at all!

Aesop looked at the farmer, the magic cyclone slowly condensing in the palm of his hand: "I'm sorry, this level of drug is completely useless to me..."

At this time, Penguin Girl, who had previously gone to see the yak girl, returned to the room and said happily: "All the yaks outside have fallen! Sister, we can work! Let's start with these foreign males. Have a good time!"

Okay, have a good time?

Aesop blinked.

Then he looked at the magic cyclone in his hand and thought for a while.

"Ah, this drug is too strong, I can't do it anymore."

Then he fell down.

Farmer, Kelim: "..."

[-] proxy war

"Aesop!!!" Kelim's whole body was about to explode. He flew directly to Aesop's side, grabbed Aesop's neck, and shouted into his ears, "Can you not do it at this time? Tricky!"

"Ah, no..." Aesop reluctantly opened his eyes, pretending to be drugged, and said very feebly, "I can't... I can't... I really can't... I want to fuck you. You have to fuck to get up."

"Fuck you!" Kelim's defense was about to be broken, oh no, it should have been broken already, "Can you please be more normal! They want to rape us first and then kill us!"

Aesop said: "Then don't we still have to rape first?"

"You fucking..."

Logically speaking, as an angel and as the spokesperson of the goddess in the world, Kelim cannot say bad words, because this may have a negative impact on the bright and majestic image of the goddess... But now Kelim really can't bear it. He was stunned. He really wanted to use the curse words he had learned all his life to scold this lunatic Aesop to death.

As for confession, let’s wait until it’s over!

"Rape first, then kill! Then cut the body into pieces, and then eat it!" Kelim roared into Aesop's ears, "I need to cut your little Jinjin into several pieces! Like Ganqiu, you also need to use Come pick your teeth! Doesn’t it matter even if this is the case?!”

"Kelim! I fucking heard it!" Ganqiu, who was lying unconscious on the table a second ago, suddenly raised his head, closed his eyes and roared, "You said bad things about me! Just wait for me. Stay!"

Ke Lim was simply shocked: "Why are you pretending to sleep too?!"

But before he finished speaking, Ganqiu seemed to have exhausted all his strength and smashed his head back on the table with a "bang", making a big hole. Apparently he passed out again. .

Kelim, the farmer, and the rest of the Penguins: "..."

Co-authored Is this a conditioned reflex? !When you hear someone being called a kid, no matter what state you are in at the moment, you have to stand up and refute it like a fake corpse, right? !

Who are these fucking people?

Klim is going crazy.

Fortunately, Aesop also got up at this time. After all, it was already like this. He had no way to pretend anymore. He could only dust himself off and sighed at Klim: "You disturbed me. plan of."

Kelim's lips twitched slightly: "What other plans do you have?"

Aesop said seriously: "Aren't they here to rape us? As long as they really do this, I can use the curse to kill them!"

Kelim: "..."

Damn it, Kelim wanted to refute Aesop, but he felt that Aesop's words seemed to have no problem. He almost forgot that Aesop had a strange curse on him.

"Does it have to be so troublesome?!" Kelim still reluctantly found a reason, "Can't you just do it? What if they didn't rape you first!"

Aesop frowned slightly and said in a deep voice, "That won't work. I have to do this first."

"You still think this is a damn good thing, don't you!" Kelim was really about to collapse. He now understood why Stank became more and more irritable day by day. After all, it's really hard not to be irritable when you're with this guy!

Not to mention Klim, the penguin girls on the side couldn't stand it either.

The farmer raised his hand weakly: "Um...can you please stop ignoring us?"

Aesop turned his head to look, thought for a while and asked: "Are you going to start raping? I'm ready."

farmhouse:"……"

Why are these outsiders so...weird?

"Now that you've discovered it, there's nothing more to say." Penguin pointed at Aesop with her little thick finger, "Let's cut him off in two!"

Hearing what the farmer said, Lim suddenly became excited... It would be great fun if someone who was not afraid of death came to challenge Aesop.

Aesop did not take action immediately. He felt that the farmer was an ordinary person without any magic power, so he was a little curious that the farmer dared to challenge him: "How do you want to cut them off?"

"Haha, of course it's not an ordinary method." The farmer said, "I don't think you look like a good person on the outside. From your words just now, I understand... you are just like us, you are also a pervert! Since In this case, we should fight in a colorless way."

God fucking fights in a sexual way? !

Everyone in Klim was dumbfounded.

How the hell should we fight!

And do you think Aesop will agree?He's not an idiot...

"I think it's okay." Aesop replied after thinking for a moment.

The Kelim people were even more stunned.

I fucking forgot, Aesop is such an idiot!

"Haha, it's refreshing!" said the farmer, "I'll tell you directly, our penguin sisters are not those who want money and kill people. We just knock the men who come here out, take away their affairs, and exploit them. Just fuck their bodies..."

Isn’t this murdering someone for money? !

But Lim couldn't help but said: "This is in the snowfield! Taking away food, squeezing people dry and throwing them out, isn't it just killing them?!"

The farmer glanced at Kelim and said in a slightly disdainful tone: "Those guys are all native creatures of the snowfield. Even if they lose their food and are drained of their bodies, they will only be weak for two days. If they continue to gain strength in these two days, If you can't find any food, then you are not qualified to survive on this land. This is survival of the fittest."

God damn survival of the fittest...

Kelim felt that there were too many flaws, but for a moment he didn't know where to start.

Aesop had no intention of complaining at all. He seemed to have directly integrated into the farmer's thinking and asked: "So, how do you want to fight?"

"Didn't I say it? Colored embryos naturally have their own way of fighting! We have to fight in the most primitive and direct way!" The farmer pointed at the unconscious Stank, Ganqiu and Brutz and said, " If you want to gamble, just gamble with your life! You have three lives over there, but here...then I have to pay three lives!"

The farmer said, and opened the curtain behind him. Behind the curtain was a ball of snow, with three... butts stuck upside down in the snow.

"These three are the snow rabbit and snow fox that accidentally fell into our place." The farmer hummed, "They are already our prisoners. If you can defeat us, these three will be yours. If you lose, the three next to you will be ours!"

Ke Lim no longer knew what words to use to express his feelings.

What the hell kind of war is this?

"no problem."

What Kelim didn't expect was that Aesop would push himself out.

"He came to represent me, to fight you."

Ke Lim turned back and glared at Aesop: "Are you crazy?! What the hell is this?!"

Aesop replied: "This is a proxy war."

[-] Your holy sword is too big!

"What the hell is this proxy war!" Kelim said angrily, "Aesop! Did you forget to take your medicine when you went out?"

Aesop asked in surprise: "How do you know?"

"……what?!"

"Just kidding." Aesop patted Kelim on the shoulder, "I read in the history books that before a life-and-death fight, a few jokes are often needed to relieve tension... Are you not nervous now?"

"...I just want to twist your head off now." Kelim grabbed Aesop's neck and shook it back and forth, "Stop joking, Aesop! What time has it been, and you are still joking here! Quickly use your invincible star magic to eliminate the enemies in front of you!"

"Didn't they already come up with a solution?" Aesop pointed to the farmer waiting on the other side, "I'm just waiting for you to get on. Don't you think this is quite interesting?"

"What's so interesting!" Klim said, "This is not a duel at all! This is exactly the way you play in the Dream Demon Shop. Hey... huh? The Dream Demon Shop?"

Kelim suddenly recalled his past experiences, so he let go of his hand holding Aesop's neck, and looked at Aesop with a strange look on his face.

"You don't think this is a dream shop, do you?"

"Yes." Aesop admitted straightforwardly, "Isn't this how the Dream Demon Shop is played? And it's also a Dream Demon Shop that doesn't cost money. Don't you think it's interesting?"

"...Then why can't you go up by yourself?!"

"There's a curse on me."

Kelim was a little dumbfounded: "Isn't that just right? You can defeat them with your invincible curse."

"That won't work, that would be meaningless." Aesop shook his head and said, "So I still want you to come, so that I can write today's experience in my fable."

But Lim finally understood why Aesop did this, and he became even more angry: "Do you think of me as material for writing a book?! Is your brain a little bit seriously ill?!"

Aesop asked: "Then you don't want to go?"

"Of course I don't want to!"

Aesop pointed to Klim's lower body: "But you are already boki."

But Lim lowered his head suddenly and found that his disobedient little head actually stood up as Aesop said, so he immediately covered it and his face turned red instantly: "This, this, this is an accident. ah!"

The farmer waiting on the side was already a little impatient. She said loudly: "Can you do it? If you can't do it, just admit defeat!"

Aesop raised his hand and signaled the farmer to wait a moment, then turned to look at Kelim and said seriously: "Kelim, so-called angels, aren't they the ones who should lend a helping hand when others are in trouble? If you don't take action, Stank and the others will be turned into hot weapons by those guys. Even so, aren't you willing to take action?"

"...Can you please stop using such a high-sounding reason to suppress me!" Klim crossed his arms and said bitterly, "Stank and the others will be very happy even if they are treated as hot weapons, right? Just be with you. Same!"

Seeing that Kelim was not wearing a harness, Aesop pointed to the Snow Fox Girl and Snow Rabbit Girl on the other side who were crushed in the snowdrift, and said: "Then, ignore Stank, those innocent people trapped in the snow. Don’t you need saving either?”

"They and I..."

But Lim subconsciously wanted to say that these people had nothing to do with him, but when the words came to his lips, he suppressed them because this sentence was completely different from the goddess's creed.

The goddess protects everyone in the world.

"Look." Aesop said, as if he had already guessed what Klim was thinking, "They are still related to you."

Kelim became even more angry: "But why don't you save them?!"

Aesop replied: "Because I am not an angel."

Kelim: "..."

Damn it, why does it feel so wrong?

As an angel, it seems that I can't just leave people in trouble without saving them... But this way of saving people is too barren and strange!

Why do we always encounter such strange things when following Aesop?

Just when Kelim was wavering, Aesop whispered in his ear: "Don't forget, the goddess is watching from the sky, and you... have been to the Dream Demon Shop many times."

"So what, then, then, what, then!" Kelim was anxious, "The goddess didn't rule that angels like me can't go to the Dream Demon Shop...and I'm doing this all for the sake of better integration between different races!"

"No, it's not because of this." Aesop said seriously, "You went to the Dream Demon Shop just to save those girls today."

Kelim opened his mouth slightly.

After a while, he turned around, then pointed at the farmer's house and said, "Indeed. I have been practicing at the Dream Demon Shop for more than half a year just to be able to use it today!"

farmhouse:"……"

Although the alien races in the land of snow do not believe in the goddess, but what can I say... Seeing the angel in front of them degenerate like this, the farmers are a little afraid that the goddess will strike down with lightning.

After waiting for a while, seeing that no lightning struck down, the farmer breathed a sigh of relief and confirmed that this was indeed not the place where the goddess was looking. Otherwise, she would never have thought of any reason why the goddess would not strike down this fallen angel or the angel next to her. A guy who chatters incessantly and is obviously more evil than a demagogue.

"Very good! Now that you have decided, let's do it!" The farmer pointed back at Klim and said, "As long as you defeat all four of our sisters! Even if you win, if not, then you will lose. !”

Kelim's eyes widened: "One, one against four? This is not fair!"

Aesop patted Kelim on the shoulder, and when Kelim looked at him, he gave him a thumbs up: "It doesn't matter, I will help you!"

"Are you coming too?"

Aesop shook his head and said: "No, I will apply concentric connection magic to you and let...them come and help you!"

The ones mentioned here are naturally Stank, Ganqiu and Brutz who are lying on the ground unconscious.

"Is this like this?" Kelim breathed a sigh of relief, "If that's the case, then there's no problem."