"If you talk to me in this tone again, I will change the position of your three balls!" Stank said angrily, "And we are here to help Aesop hide...forget it, I will ask Ask what’s going on, you should go back and rest first.”
Stank was about to leave alone, but was stopped by Roman: "Well, Master, I want you and your friends to go there together."
"Huh?" Stank turned around and looked at Roman in confusion, "Why do you still want to go together? Does he still think his scandal is not publicized enough?"
"Well, this matter is more complicated." Roman scratched his head and said, "Actually, the master hasn't found it yet."
"have not Get it yet?"
Now everyone was a little surprised.
"Didn't you already tell him the size of the human heart?" Jer also asked, "Can't you still find it? Or have you chosen two or three, and there is no way to determine the last one?"
"That's not true," Roman said. "Actually, none of the five ladies can match the size provided by Aesop...that is to say, they were not found."
Everyone was stunned.
What does it mean?
Is it possible that this can’t be matched?
So the four people rushed to the hall where Alder entertained them yesterday, and found that Alder was already waiting for them. He looked at Stank with a serious face and said slowly: "You are lazy, my son." …”
"You're so stupid! Don't be pretentious here!" Stank pointed directly at Alder and shouted, completely ignoring his father, "Please tell me clearly what's going on and why the size doesn't match." Come on!"
Alder suddenly felt a little embarrassed: "It seems Roman has already told you, um..."
He coughed twice, and then said: "The thing is, it's just like this, it really doesn't go right."
"Why can't this be reconciled?" Stank asked, "Did you make a mistake and have Alzheimer's disease?"
"How is this possible?" Alder said very dissatisfied, "Who are you talking about Alzheimer's disease? How could I be careless about this kind of thing? I spent the whole night yesterday verifying this matter."
As he spoke, he stretched out his hand and grabbed it twice in mid-air, as if to verify his rigor.
"I've confirmed it many times, but the size just doesn't match. And it's not a slight mismatch, it's a mismatch where you can feel the size difference by a lot as soon as you pick it up. Can you understand?"
"Who can understand this kind of thing!" Stank said angrily, "I have never encountered such a thing!"
"Anyway, if you can't get along, you just can't get along." Probably because he was a little angry because of his son's rebuke, Alder also lost his temper, "You made me work all night for nothing. Do you know how I got here last night?" Of?"
"Just go and compare the size with your hands. How hard is it?"
Alder sneered twice and was not in a hurry to argue. Instead, he lit a cigarette for himself, took a deep puff, and slowly exhaled the white smoke before speaking slowly.
"You are still too young. Don't you know that some things are not so easy to take back once you reach out your hand?"
After listening to Alder's words, everyone seemed to understand something.
Only then did they notice that Alder today was obviously much more vicissitudes than when they first met yesterday.
It's just like... the trio that just came out of the Dream Demon Shop in the morning. It's even more exaggerated than the trio. They look no different from Ganqiu.
Ganqiu immediately became alert: "Why do I feel like you guys have any bad thoughts about me again?"
And at this moment, Aesop spoke again: "There is still a possibility that the size does not match."
Everyone looked at him.
"Because what I am reading is your memory, not really going back to that night." Aesop said, "And memory can be faked."
"Memory can be faked?" Alder wondered, "What do you mean?"
"That's the literal meaning." Aesop said, "For example, you once met an incubus you liked very much, but you only had one experience with her. But the appearance of this incubus remains deep in your memory. As for when I dream in the future, I will dream about this dream demon from time to time. Even after I get away from other dream demons, when I think about it later, it is very likely that the original dream demon will be substituted into the other dream demons."
After listening to Aesop's explanation, everyone felt a little confused and didn't quite understand it, but Jer thought for a moment and said: "You mean, I have seen the best people's hearts, and then I saw People's hearts are not as good as it, and then every time you recall it, it is the best one?"
Aesop nodded, and everyone understood what this meant from Jer's second explanation.
"That is to say, in my memory, there is another person who has such a pair of hearts that I can remember for the rest of my life?" Alder asked Aesop, "Is this what you mean?"
"Yes."
"This... is so amazing." Alder was very surprised. He lowered his head, looked at his open hand, and murmured, "But why is there no such person in my memory? I don't have any at all. Impression...the softness and coolness I felt in my dream, who does it belong to?"
Stank said angrily: "You don't even know, is there really such a person? Couldn't it be my mother?"
"Oh, that won't happen." Alder shook his head, "Your mother's heart is shallow."
Stank: "..."
At this time, Alder suddenly raised his head and looked at Aesop: "So, little brother, can you find this person in my memory? I really want to know who she is. Who would leave such a place in my heart.”
Aesop thought for a while, then nodded: "Theoretically it's possible, but it's more troublesome and requires browsing all your memories."
"No problem." Alder said, "In my whole life, I have always regarded women as nothing. The only one with whom I have deep feelings is Stank's mother. But now you tell me, there is another woman who has a deeper impression in my heart. , I really want to know who she is, please help me."
Seeing what Alder said, Aesop agreed, then walked down, put his hand on Alder's forehead, and closed his eyes.
At this moment, everyone's curiosity was aroused, including Stank, who looked at Aesop and Alder with concern.
I don’t know how long it took, but Aesop finally opened his eyes with a surprised expression on his face.
Even Aesop was surprised?
Everyone was even more surprised.
"Aesop, who is it?" Stank asked quickly.
Aesop turned to look at Stank and said, "It's you."
Stank: "...?"
[-] This is fatherly love!
Before meeting Aesop, everyone present felt that they had seen enough and nothing would shock them.
After all, they are adventurers who have traveled around the world. They have seen and experienced too many things. They think that even if they do not see [-]% of the world, they can at least see [-]% to [-]% of it.
But as soon as they met Aesop, Aesop told them that their knowledge of the world was only [-]%.
At that time, they were still dissatisfied and wondered how it could be only [-]%.
But the deeper they get to know Aesop, the more they understand... [-]% is still too much, it should only be [-]%.
Even [-]% depends on Aesop's expression and whether he will create some completely unexpected tasks for them.
For example, now, when everyone present heard Aesop's words "It's you", they all fell into silence, and it was a long silence.
Everyone, including Stank, was left with only the thoughts of "who am I, where am I, and what did I just hear?"
What does the world look like? Is it really round?Is it possible it's flat?
Although the world is flat, this statement is very nonsense, but everyone feels that compared with the things Aesop does from time to time, the world is flat does not seem to be so difficult to accept.
I don’t know how long it took, but Stank finally came to his senses, and his anger followed his reason and he said, "What the hell are you talking about!"
"I'm not lying," Aesop said. "I traced the source in Mr. Alder's memories and found out that the source is you, Stank."
Seeing that Aesop was still talking nonsense, Stank couldn't bear it anymore. He even thought that he should stop being a friend. Now he chopped Aesop up with a sword, which was regarded as getting rid of harm for the people.
But at this moment, Aesop added: "But don't worry, it's your butt."
……Um?
Stank was slightly startled.
Oh, it's just my butt.
That's okay, I thought it would be... wait!It’s not the butt, right?
Stank felt that he had almost been fooled by Aesop, and became even more angry: "Stop talking, Aesop, and draw your sword!"
Aesop looked surprised, then lowered his head and looked at his lower body: "Do you want to pull it out now?"
Stank: "..."
"Okay, okay." Jer was afraid that if this continued, Stank would really be pissed off by Aesop, so he quickly stood up to smooth things over, "Aesop, what is going on? Please explain it quickly. ah."
Aesop said "Oh" and then said: "It was Stank's butt, but Stank was still young at that time, still a baby."
Stank was slightly startled: "What?"
"Yes, you were still a baby at that time." Aesop nodded and said, "The most profound memory in Mr. Alder's heart is when you were just born. He looked at your rosy buttocks and felt sincerely. happy."
Hearing what Aesop said, Stank opened his mouth slightly, and not only him, but others also showed surprised expressions.
So...is that so?
"You mean..." Stank looked at Alder, who still had his eyes closed and had not recovered from Aesop's magic, and murmured, "Old man, the person he... cares about most is me? "
"To be precise, your ass."
Stank: "..."
Jer quickly pulled Aesop away, and then explained: "Aesop, you don't understand. In this situation, Mr. Alder cares about Stank."
Aesop was a little confused. After all, he had no father, so he asked sincerely: "Why?"
"This is how a father's love for his son is." Jer said, "You think he just likes Stank's butt, but how is that possible? There is nothing to like about Stank's butt. There is only one reason for liking it, and that is this butt. It comes from my own son.”
"But……"
"Don't be stubborn." Jer raised his hand to stop Aesop and persuaded him, "You don't know as much about this kind of thing as I do, so just listen to me."
Aesop thought for a while and felt it made sense, so he nodded and said no more words.
Stank, at this time, had already walked in front of Alder. Looking at the wrinkled Alder, he wanted to say something, but he didn't know what to say. He could only murmur in a low voice. : "Dad, I didn't expect you..."
Jer patted Stank on the shoulder and said: "Yes, Stank, how can a father not love his son? Although your father is very harsh on you, he must like you very much in his heart, otherwise what? After so many years, I still remember your...butt when you were a baby."
Stank nodded slightly, and then felt his eyes sore.
Is this the father?
He loves me so much, but I am so rebellious. I have always been unwilling to talk to him. I have always disliked him and felt that he was useless except for sex.
But in fact... he was thinking about my ass even when he was walking away from others.
...Okay, this is a little strange.
But it really moved Stank.
At this moment, he even had the idea of "Why don't you just stay and spend the rest of your life with your father?"
Then, he noticed that Alder's closed eyes moved, as if he was about to wake up soon.
At this time, Stank looked at Aesop again and asked: "Have you read any information about me from the old man's memory? Ah, I don't want to pry into his privacy, it's just that I feel, This old man like me has never been very frank, so..."
When he said this, Stank looked at Aesop with nervous and expectant eyes.
And everyone can understand him. Stank must still want to continue to get the evidence from Aesop that his father "loves him". After all, the relationship between Stank and Alder has not been good for so many years. As for Stank, for a long time he felt that Alder didn't like him.
But now, Aesop directly read Alder's memory.
Haha, it seems that the old man still likes me very much. He is such a dishonest guy.
Then Stank heard Aesop say: "Indeed, Mr. Alder had a very strong idea when you were born."
"Oh?" Stank tried hard to pretend that he didn't care, but the uncontrollable smile at the corner of his mouth still revealed what he was thinking, "Tell me about it."
"What he was thinking was, 'Ah, my unlucky son is ugly, but his buttocks is so tender, and it's so exciting to pinch.'" Aesop said, "'With this slap, he should be red for a long time. '."
Stank smiled, smiled,
The smile gradually disappeared.
then……
"Stank! Stop! That's your dad!"
"No, no! Put the sword back quickly!"
Do you know why I don't retreat?
"It took me a long time. It was a misunderstanding."
All the professors who came out of the food and wine pavilion, especially Edge and Kent, felt very sorry after learning that Aesop did not do whatever he wanted to Klim.
You must know that once these two people are combined, it will be a big, big, and extremely big event for the entire world.
Star magic and celestial apostles have finally merged into one, which was something that was impossible to even think about before.
In the end, it was just Aesop who helped Kelim repair the angel ring to help him return to heaven.
"Hey, why didn't little Aesop do it?" Kent sighed and said, "If he did, it would be a lot of fun."
"How do you know how to have fun?" Aiqi looked at Kent very dissatisfied, and then said, "If you ask me, it is best not to do anything. That angel is not serious at first glance. As a dignified apostle of heaven, The loyal servant of the goddess turned out to be a shoplifter at the Dream Demon Shop. Little Aesop doesn’t have to accept such a fallen angel."
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