"It shouldn't be anything." Bruce asked Aesop worriedly.
Aesop waved his hand and said, "It's not a big problem."
Bruce breathed a sigh of relief: "That's good..."
"The problem is that I can't solve it."
I was only halfway through saying the good word, and I choked it back: "What?!"
Facing the gazes of Bruce and Jer, Aesop spread his hands innocently: "Why are you looking at me like this? I'm not really omnipotent and can solve any problem. I'm just a very good person. Just an ordinary magician."
Very common...a magician who uses forbidden spells to serve as escorts, right?
Bruz and Jer were too lazy to complain. They only asked the most important question: "Why is there no way? You obviously saved Bruz (me) back then."
"Bruce is a psychological problem." Aesop said seriously, "Stank is not a psychological problem... Oh, it is indeed possible that he has psychological problems, but the current problem is not just psychological. I I don’t know what went wrong now. From a structural point of view, it doesn’t seem to be a serious problem, but why it spurts blood is beyond my knowledge.”
"Then, is there no way?" Jer asked.
Aesop thought for a moment and said, "Yes, yes, I can just replace Stank with a new one."
"What are you waiting for……"
"But new ones have to grow from seedlings." Aesop said, "It will take about 15 years before they can be put into actual combat again."
……15 years? !
Even the day lilies are going to be cold.
This was the first time that Bruce and Jer felt that Aesop was unreliable.
Wait, think about it carefully, Aesop seems to have been wandering between reliable and unreliable. If you say he can't solve the problem, that's definitely not true. He can solve the problem almost every time, no matter what the problem is. It's not a problem for him.But if you say he is reliable, the way he solves problems every time is hard to describe.
Just like this time, do you think it can be cured?It can't be cured, but do you think it can solve the problem?That's no problem, just replace it with a new one.
Is this Schrödinger's Aesop?
Fortunately, at this time, the flower demon boss lady stood up, waved her hand and said, "Hey, if you have any big problems, just leave it to me."
The three of them looked at the flower demon proprietress.
"Can you solve it?" Bruce was a little unconvinced.
"Don't underestimate people." The flower demon tried hard to straighten his chest, which was not prominent, and said, "This is not the first time we have encountered this kind of thing. Every year, there are so many people who want to challenge the forest. Haven't I cured all the giant bees? This kind of scene is simply a waste of time."
...Good guy, does this happen every year?
What kind of store are you opening?
But there is no other way now. We can't let Aesop really plant a new one for him. We can only let the flower demon try it.
"What are you going to do?" Jer asked.
"Acupuncture, massage, bone setting, and detoxification!" Flower Demon said, "Don't worry, I'm professional in this area, and I'll follow a set of procedures to ensure it's done well."
Hmm...these terms sounded very professional, which made everyone feel relieved immediately, and they agreed to let the flower demon give it a try.
But when the flower demon really picked up the silver needle and was about to take action, a few people realized that something was wrong.
"Wait! Where are you trying to get hold of?!"
The flower demon glanced back at the three of them, and said with some disdain: "It's rare to find many strange things. Of course there is something wrong somewhere."
Then with a fierce injection, Stank, who was in a coma, immediately let out a scream that was even shriller than before.
An hour later, the flower demon wiped the sweat from his forehead and said with a bright smile: "It's done."
It's indeed done.
Within this hour, Stank improved at a speed visible to the naked eye, and was now fully awake.
"TMD." Stank also wiped the sweat from his forehead, but the flower demon's sweat was caused by tiredness and pain. "This is the first time I have experienced this kind of thing."
"Hi." The flower demon waved his hand and said, "It doesn't matter, it's my first time too."
Stank's eyes widened: "What?!"
"Uh, I'm just kidding." The flower demon smiled coquettishly, "So, customers, are you satisfied with our service?"
Aesop nodded: "Satisfied."
Jer nodded: "Very good."
Bruce nodded: "It's quite novel."
Stank nodded... He wanted to nod, but found that his little head was temporarily unconscious.
"I'm satisfied...it's okay." After all, this is a fake thing. Even if it fails, I have to grit my teeth and swallow it. "That's it. I'm going back first."
Stank felt like he was about to die of dehydration. He had sweated more in the past hour than he had experienced in a major battle.
Although he wanted to beg for a drink of water, he didn't want to stay in this miserable place no matter what, so he staggered to leave.
"Don't worry, don't worry." Flower Demon said, "We still have souvenirs in our store."
With that said, he took four small bottles filled with nectar and handed them to everyone in turn.
"This is the honey picked by your bee girl just now." The flower demon said with a smile, "Keep it as a souvenir."
Seeing that there was water to drink, Stank couldn't wait any longer, so he took his own bottle, opened it and drank it in one gulp.
After drinking it, I felt much better.
It just tastes a bit weird...
When Stank licked his lips and thought about where the smell came from, he noticed the way the remaining three looked at him...
Full of panic!
A gift for grandma from [-]
If the volcano is Ganqiu's sad place, then the forest is Stank's pool of despair.
Only then did he deeply realize what it felt like when Gan Qiu's ridicule at the volcano came true for him. He really did not do to others what he did not want others to do to him.
If time could go back and he could go back to the volcano a few months ago and face Ganqiu again, he would swear that he would save others by himself and never laugh... too loudly.
At least not like two heartless guys like Jer and Bruz!
"Still laughing, still laughing!" After leaving Bee Girl's shop, Bruz and Jerry didn't stop laughing at Stank, which made Stank very angry, "Is it that funny?! Ah, Is it really that funny?!”
TMD, Stank feels that his reaction now is the same as that of Ganqiu. It turns out that everyone is laughing at Ganqiu, but is everyone also Ganqiu?
"I'm sorry, Stank." Jer wiped his eyes, which had burst into tears from laughter, "This is really the first time I've seen this kind of thing."
"Where is it produced and sold by itself? Ah? Where is it produced and sold by itself!" Stank struggled to explain, "That's blood, okay?! It's blood, and it's not anything special! You haven't tasted your own Is it bleeding?! This kind of thing is very common. When I was a child, I accidentally scratched my hand. I didn’t want my family to find out. When I tried to stop the bleeding, I would stick out my tongue, lick it, and disinfect it with saliva... This Isn’t this kind of thing very common? What’s so funny about it, I really don’t understand.”
After listening, Bruce patted Stank on the shoulder and comforted him: "I can understand you, Stank, I really can understand you. Especially for us orcs, it is really common to use saliva to stop bleeding after being injured in battle. It’s nothing more than that.”
Stank turned to look at Bruce, his eyes full of emotion: "Bruce..."
"But we really haven't tasted the blood from that place." Brutz said, "So it's still not the same as you."
"Go to hell! Die! You're not going to die, are you? Quickly draw your sword, draw your sword and fight me!"
Stank became desperate again, clamoring to compete with Brutz.
Only Aesop never mocked Stank, but Stank was not moved. He noticed that Aesop wanted to speak several times, probably because he wanted to comfort himself, but Stank stopped him in time.
"I beg you, please stop comforting me with that mouth of yours."
Aesop shook his head: "I didn't want to comfort you."
"... Then you are?"
"I was thinking about how to make it funnier to laugh at you." Aesop said seriously.
Stank: "..."
Exposed!Completely exposed, you damn scumbag!
Forget it, Stank doesn't want to worry about it anymore, he is tired, and now he just wants to leave this damn sad place as soon as possible.
...Well, I can't leave immediately. I haven't gotten the power of nature yet, and I haven't seen the legendary forest grandmother. I just left like this. Isn't it like suffering such a big grievance in vain?
"Come to think of it, you guys really have that thing with you." Stank glanced sideways at the nectar bottles in the hands of Aesop, Bruce, and Jer, and said, "Can you throw it away? It's really disgusting. .”
"This is a memorial."
"I don't know what's so memorable about this thing." Stank rolled his eyes fiercely, "Don't you feel comfortable holding it in your hand?"
"Why the diaphragm?"
"Think about what's in there!" After being disgusted for so long, Stank decided to retaliate against the three of them, doubling the reward, so he said in a persuasive way, "Think about it, your descendants will be sealed in nectar. It exists in a small bottle..."
"TMD, stop talking, I can already imagine it." Bruce raised his hand to stop Stank. "Stank, you can't do this. Have you forgotten our original intention? No matter what, this is a worthwhile trip. What a memorable experience.”
"Yes." Aesop also rarely agreed, "The money I made from the potion has been used up, and now I have no money. I plan to use this to make another profit."
The three of them were stunned for a moment. They didn't understand what Aesop meant at first, but when they came to their senses, their expressions changed.
"Aesop! Can you be a human being? Huh?!"
"I really, please be a human being, you still want to sell this thing for money?!"
"Stop it, really stop it, you are really going to hell, you are going to be rolled in the oil pan a hundred and eighty times!"
Aesop understood what the three people meant and glanced at them sideways: "What are you thinking? I'm not like you. I use prosthetic limbs."
Only then did everyone come to their senses.
Yes, this guy Aesop uses prosthetic limbs, not like them who went to war in person.
"It's a prosthetic limb, so how do you sell it for money?"
After getting along with Aesop for so long, everyone knows that Aesop's body is quite magical. It can be said that his whole body is full of treasures.So they were already thinking about whether they could steal some weird hairs from Aesop's body...ahem, of course hairs, if they were to be impoverished in the future and couldn't survive anymore, and then go out and sell them to make money.
The seller has been found and sold to Wisteria!Wisteria will definitely be willing to pay.
Just grab the wool of the wisteria and pluck it hard and that's it.
"But I have injected my magic power." Aesop shook the bottle and made an action like making coffee. "So it should still have some effect, but I can't say how much."
Stank's mouth twitched slightly: "But even if it's a prosthetic limb, it's still a limb. You could tie that thing to that place before, does it really not matter?"
"What does it have to do with it?" Aesop said, "No one will dig into it anyway."
Now, Aesop's magic power is very different from when he first left the academy. The most refined and pure star magic has now been dyed in various colors. Aesop doesn't know if this is a good thing.
But the magic power he has mastered has also changed more and more, which should be a good thing.
No, it has to be a good thing.
You must have this idea in mind so that you can feel confident when you go to the Dream Demon Shop to spend money.
Seeing that none of the three people had any intention of throwing away the bottle, Stank decided not to throw away his small half bottle after a slight hesitation.
Indeed, no matter what, it is a memorial.I once inspired myself to experience all the nightmares in the world, but where did I end up? If I gave up like this, what would I do if I encountered something even weirder in the future?
Anyway, it’s all my own experience. Anyway, it’s all about reading it when you get older. You won’t give it to others, so what if you keep it?Respect local customs and customs.
Thinking this way, Stank felt much better, so the four of them returned to their place of residence carrying a small bottle each.
Wisteria was already waiting for them, looking very anxious.
"Where have you been?" Seeing the three of them, Ziteng immediately stood up and walked towards them, still shouting, "Hurry, hurry, hurry, the new assessment is here."
"What assessment?" Several people were shocked, thinking that they would miss the assessment by sneaking out to play. That would be too unfair. "Didn't you say there is no assessment today?"
"A gift for grandma." Ziteng said. "Grandma has never been in a relationship, and has never received a gift from a male friend. So, hey, this is a sudden assessment, just to see the contestants' preparation! Now Everyone has already handed in their money, and only a few of you have gone to who knows where, so you are prepared..."
Halfway through the words, Ziteng's eyes lit up when he saw the bottles of different colors in the four people's hands.
"Oh, you are ready. You are still interested. Then I will help you hand it over to your grandmother! I will give you a few nice words, and your grandmother will be very happy!"
Before the four of them could react, Ziteng used the vine to snatch the bottle, and then quickly left, leaving the four of them standing there without reacting, looking at each other.
After a long silence, Stank spoke first, and he said it with tears in his eyes.
"If, I mean if... you tell me, if we run away now, will it be too late... to leave the forest alive?"
[-] Grandma, this tastes wrong.
The core hall of Youle Forest.
The grandmother of the forest is nestling in the center of the hall.
Her body is extremely huge, like a hill. Thousands of years ago, she spread thousands of branches from her body, and this is how the Yoel Forest came into being.It's just that time has passed, and she has long lost the strength she once had. The branches and vines that once stretched thousands of meters have long since withered, and now only a small section around her is left.
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