Women only affect the speed of my reasoning!

A majestic and bloated figure stood by the window with his arms folded in front of him. Behind him, a short pony tail deliberately dyed silver danced wildly in the wind with the hem of his coat.

Sensing the arrival of someone behind him, his shoulders shook slightly and he let out a middle-aged, pretentious laugh.

"Hmph hahaha, I didn't expect to meet you here. It's really a treat for me!"

Just like a big move released the next second after the chanting and reading, as the last word fell, a large black aura suddenly erupted around the person, and he turned around in a posture that he thought was completely chic and handsome. He pointed at Qin Xianshu and others who appeared at the door.

Of course, this so-called dark aura is all in his imagination and does not exist objectively, so others cannot see it.

So from Yukinoshita Yukino's perspective, he was a fat man she didn't know at all. Not only did he mess up her mobile classroom with a lot of A4 paper, but he also made a lot of strange moves towards her inexplicably.

"..."

"..."

Their eight eyes looked at each other, speechless.

The atmosphere in the mobile classroom was slightly awkward for a while.

Yukinoshita Yukino was silent for a while, casting questioning glances at Qin Ushu and Yuigahama Yui beside her.

"Do you know each other?"

"I don't know!" Yuigahama Yui denied it on the spot, her attitude was extremely straightforward.

"You know...right?"

Qin Shanshu looked at the fat man with glasses from a distance, who was still wearing a coat even in early summer with some surprise.

"I remember it was called Zaimokuza Yoshiki?"

"Eh? Umatsu Shu, you actually know him?!" Yuigahama Yui was shocked.

Even Yukinoshita Yukino next to him showed a slightly surprised look.

"It's amazing how wide your circle of friends is."

"No, it's not about making friends or not. It's just that I remember the faces and names of all the classmates."

Qin Sanshu turned his face sideways and met Yuigahama Yui's eyes, who also cast his gaze.

"I'm also your classmate, Yuigahama."

"Eh?!"

"So, what's going on with him turning into this now..."

Yukinoshita Yukino held her forehead slightly, and used her palms to block the part of her field of vision where Aikiza Yoshiteru appeared, with a very helpless tone.

"He's having an attack of chuunibyou." Qin Sanshu shrugged, "And it looks like he's still a heavyweight."

"Chuunibyou? Is it a disease?" Yukinoshita Yukino was puzzled.

"No, chuunibyou is not a disease generally referred to in medicine, but is somewhat similar to... mental illness? But it is not as serious as mental illness..."

Qin Xianshu also didn't know how to explain it.

People more or less have had some passionate and lonely dreams when they were young, but most of them can clearly recognize the gap between reality and dreams, and this disease will also increase with age, maybe The beatings from society may be alleviated or even disappeared due to the change of dreams.

As for some people who cannot be cured life or death, there is a high probability that they will become authors.

...or the author of Poujie.

For example, let’s take a cat guest called “Happy Xiao Qin”.

This is the reason why many online writers are unwilling to read their novels to curry people and their relatives and friends they know in real life.

It doesn't matter if you put it online and have fun with readers.

All in all, chuunibyou is a disease that affects almost all human beings. There are very few people like Yukinoshita Yukino who have no idea what chuunibyou is.

"To put it simply, it is to act based on the characters that you have imagined or obtained from literature, film and television games, and imitate their language style and action style." Qin Ushu said concisely and comprehensively.

"Actually, this is nothing at all. If it is used properly on people who share the same path, it is called teasing. If it is used excessively and causes trouble to others, it is called chuunibyou."

"I see."

The detailed explanation made Yukinoshita Yukino instantly understand what Chuunibyou was.

She turned her gaze to look at the wooden seat next to the window in the classroom where POSE was placed with her back to the window.

"Then what is your purpose in coming to the Ministry of Service?"

"I am..."

Zaimokuza Yoshiki's sonorous voice suddenly stopped, and after falling into a disconnection state for two or three seconds, he turned his head sharply.

It was Yukinoshita Yukino who clearly asked the question, but the person he was looking at was indeed Qin Ushu.

"I am the swordsman general Zaikiza Yoshiteru! I came here under the guidance of my friend Hachiman!"

"Could this Hachiman you are talking about be..."

Qin Mianshu seemed to realize something. He twitched the corner of his mouth slightly, poked his head into the classroom, and looked around -

Then he decisively discovered Hikigaya Hachiman, who was sitting in the corner without saying a word and trying to act as a backdrop.

Well, it’s still the familiar dead fish eyes.

"Hi!" Qin Sanshu nodded in greeting.

Now that you see others working so hard to install background panels, don’t try to tear them down!

Hikigaya Hachiman roared in his heart.

But he nodded outwardly in response.

"Zamuzha said he wanted to find someone for help, so I brought him here. Now that you are here, it's almost time for me to..."

Saying that, Hikigaya Hachiman stood up and planned to run away.

But he was stopped by a voice outside the door.

"Wait a moment."

The sound sounded, and Yukinoshita Yukino and Yuigahama Yui, who were still standing outside the door, turned their heads in the same direction following the sound.

At the corner of the corridor not far from the classroom door, Shizuka Hiratsuka walked out from behind the bunker unhurriedly.

To be able to pick the timing so accurately is obviously because he has been here for a long time.

"I asked Hikigaya to bring Zaimokuza here. From today on, he is also a member of the service club."

"Secondly, about you..."

Hiratsuka Shizuka cleared her throat and said with a serious face.

"In order to improve the current lazy atmosphere in the service department, I have decided to launch a contest between you to see who can 'serve' others better. The winner can make any request to the loser!"

"Win or lose..."

Qin Xianshu subconsciously touched his chin.

There is a saying that the reason why he agreed to Hiratsuka Shizuka to join the service department was so that he could happily fish every afternoon.

As a result, there is actually a competition to win or lose now, which is simply putting the cart before the horse.

If so, then...

"I believe that with Yukinoshita's character, even if there are no restrictions on the scope of content, he will not make too outrageous and harsh requirements, right?" Qin Ushu said with a hint.

"Of course." Yukinoshita Yukino understood immediately.

"it is good."

Qin Sanshu nodded slightly and said in a sincere tone.

"I admit, I lose..."

"stop!"

Hiratsuka Shizuka slapped Qin Uanshu hard on the shoulder, forcibly interrupting him.

"Let me explain in advance that voluntarily admitting defeat is prohibited. The final victory or defeat will be determined entirely by my personal arbitrary and prejudice. If I voluntarily admit defeat or show signs of voluntarily admitting defeat, I will be treated as withdrawing from the army. Do you understand? "

Retirement, in other words, means returning to class honestly.

shit.

Qin Xianshu thought to himself.

After confirming that the last loophole in the rules had been completely closed, Hiratsuka Shizu's lips curved with a trace of pleasure.

"Then from now on, the game officially begins!"

Chapter 20: I thought about the chapter title for 10 minutes

How cool you are when you scatter paper, and how embarrassed you are when you pick it up.

After Hiratsuka Shizu announced the start of the game and left calmly, Zaimokuza Yoshiteru spent nearly 10 minutes picking up all the papers scattered on the ground.

A large number of repeated movements of bending down to pick up and then stand up caused an extremely severe test to his [-]-pound body.

By the time all the papers were picked up and everyone sat down, he was already out of breath and sweating profusely, and was no longer as cool as when they first met him.

In the past, there was only Yukinoshita Yukino in the service department, and no one came here at all, so she could just put a chair in the entire mobile classroom for her to sit on.

But now the situation has changed. With the addition of Qin Sanshu, the number of members of the service department has quadrupled in less than three days.

In addition to the client Zaimuzhao, there are five people in one classroom.

If five stools sit together, it would look too much like kindergarten children playing games.

In order to make the "surge" service department look more formal and business-like, Yukinoshita Yukino specially picked a long table from the pile of idle tables and chairs at the back of the classroom and placed it like a negotiation table. The boundary between the two sides is the Chu River and Han Dynasty.

Of course, with the help of Qin Sanshu and Yuigahama Yui.

Otherwise, with her physical strength, it would be difficult to even drag the long table out of the pile of tables and chairs.

Qin Sanshu also took this opportunity to find a few more relatively good-looking desks and built a three-by-four extra-large hard bed for herself in the back.

Nap location get√!

"Speaking of which, I've wanted to ask before. Although Xian Shu looks thin outside his clothes, the muscle lines on his arms are unusually tight. Did you do any training before?"

When sitting down at the long table, Yuigahama Yui accidentally glanced at Qin Shanshu's arms raised by his sleeves and couldn't help but wonder.

"Huh? You're talking about this..."

Qin Umbrella let out a sigh of relief and moved his knuckles slightly.

"I practiced piano and calligraphy for a while before."

"Piano...?"

Yukinoshita Yukino also looked twice at Yuigahama Yui's words, and her eyes happened to touch Qin Ushu's fingers, so she nodded.

"Indeed, your hands are very slender and should be suitable for playing the piano."

"It's okay. I just practiced for a while, but then I gave up because I found it too boring."

Qin Xianshu shrugged and said.

At this time, sitting on one side of the long table were Yukinoshita Yukino, Yuigahama Yui, Qin Sheshu and Hikigaya Hachiman.

As for the other side... there is only a wooden base.

Being poor at words is almost a common problem among fat people all over the world. He held a large plate of manuscript paper in his hand and waited until everyone had finished talking before he pretended to cough lightly and said boldly.

"I'm waiting to come this time..."

"Please don't speak in that tone of yours, it makes people feel bad." Yukinoshita Yukino interrupted with a slight frown.

"Yes……"

This simple sentence made Zaimuzao droop his head on the spot.

The Zaimuzhao was sunk!

Perhaps in his eyes, Yukinoshita Yukino is a being similar to a Confucian saint. He follows his words and can easily penetrate the swordsman's aura surrounding him with just one opening of his mouth.

So in the following time, Zaimokuza became extremely honest. He answered whatever Yukinoshita Yukino asked, never said any weird words, and finally respectfully handed over the manuscript paper he had prepared in advance with both hands. .

Everyone has a copy.

"Actually, to put it bluntly, you just want us to help you see how the first draft of the novel goes, right?" Qin Ushu lowered his head and looked at the manuscript paper in his hand.