Women only affect the speed of my reasoning!

Hayama Hayato is worthy of being the biggest charlatan among the boys in Class F. While others eat in groups at noon, he leads nearly half of the football team.

Hearing this, the high school detective raised a slightly socially awkward smile.

"Okay, then please bring me a barbecue rice. Thank you very much."

"What? Damn it, you actually asked for barbecue rice? You are such a vicious man, Xian Shu!"

Before Hayama Hayato could speak, Tobe Sho, who was always inseparable from his side, immediately put his head in his hands and shouted in an exaggerated tone.

"The barbecue rice in the school cafeteria is very popular. There will definitely be a long queue!"

"really……"

Thinking of the "grand occasion" at the barbecue rice window in the cafeteria in the past, even Miura Yuko couldn't help but feel a little headache.

"Then, how about this?"

Just when everyone was worrying about queuing, a weak voice sounded.

The crowd immediately followed the reputation.

"Yubahama?"

"I think it can be like this..."

Yuigahama Yui seemed a little nervous. She raised a finger, and the ball of light peach short hair on one side of her head trembled with her movements, which was very cute.

"Well... I can finish my meal quickly, and then go to the BBQ rice window to queue up. Yumiko, you can eat slowly, so that when you finish eating, I should be able to buy it here, and then we can come back together... …”

"Don't be so troublesome."

Qin Ushu coughed lightly and walked over, placing his hands on Hayama Hayato's shoulders.

"You can all go have barbecue rice. Just help me pack a portion when you buy the food. This saves time and effort, right?"

"Uh!"

Hayama Hayato opened his mouth, but was speechless and choked.

"But I don't want to eat barbecue rice today..." Miura Yuko muttered with her lips curled up.

Then the next second she noticed someone's eyes turning towards her, and at the same time a pair of hands placed a strong hand on her shoulders.

"No, you think so." Qin Xianshu said solemnly in a tone of entrustment.

"..."

"..."

"ok, I get it."

After a brief silence, Hayama Hayato helplessly raised his forehead slightly.

And Qin Xianshu showed a victorious smile.

"Well, thank you for your hard work. Just bring it back and stuff it into my desk."

……

In order to facilitate the class teacher to inspect the class at any time, the office of the class teacher is usually located on the same floor of the same building as the classroom.

One minute later, Qin Ushu appeared in Hiratsuka Shizuka's office.

The space of less than fifty square meters is filled with the faint aroma of vegetables. It is obviously lunch time, but there are not many teachers in the office. Most of them are sitting at their workstations, with faces full of food and drinks. I was lazy at the end, drinking tea and correcting the piles of test papers in my hands.

Although Shizuka Hiratsuka was also drinking tea, she was not grading the test papers.

Next to her hand, lying quietly were two student volunteer forms.

And there were two boys standing next to him.

Qin Xianshu glanced over.

One of them was his classmate Hikigaya Hachiman who was supposed to come to the office with him. At this time, he was standing aside with a pair of dead fish eyes, pretending to be a background board.

As for the other one... I don’t know him, he must be from another class.

Hiratsuka Shizuka didn't notice Qin Sanshu's arrival. She raised the volunteer form in her hand towards the two people beside her.

"First of all, Kanda Sorata. Although I am not your homeroom teacher, your class teacher Qianshi has something to do today. Before leaving, please ask me to help remind you when you plan to submit your application form."

"I……"

Hearing the words "voluntary form", Kanda Sorata hesitated for a moment.

“I haven’t decided what to do yet, so I don’t know what to fill in right now.”

"Then just fill in the words 'take care of me' generously."

"..."

Of course the person who said this could not be Hiratsuka Shizu, but Qin Ushu who happened to come in from outside the office door.

I saw this guy walking with his hands in his pockets, reaching out and patting a class C alumnus on the shoulder, with a big brother-like smile on his face.

"Don't worry, don't have any psychological burden when filling out your application."

"Don't think, 'Oh, if my application is too high, will it be difficult for the school to arrange work?' Don't have such thoughts."

"Anyway, no matter what you fill in, the school is just asking as a courtesy and has nothing to do with what kind of job you can actually find in the future."

"Shut up." Shizuka Hiratsuka scolded unbearably.

She turned to look at Kanda Sorata again: "Anyway, it's best to submit your application form as soon as possible. There is a deadline. If you really don't know what to fill in, just fill it in for admission. Although in this case, I, a teacher, can tell you It's a little incorrect, but... what this guy said is right, there is not much connection between what you fill in and what you actually do in the future."

"I understand." Kanda Sorata nodded.

"There is another matter. Although it is not within my jurisdiction, I still want to talk about it."

Hiratsuka Shizu paused and said.

"About your insistence on keeping a cat in the dormitory, it has been passed on. It is estimated that the Academic Affairs Office will talk to you in two days. You should be mentally prepared."

"……Um."

Kanda Sorata took the volunteer form and went out.

The only remaining students in the office were Hikigaya Hachiman and Qin Ushu.

"Okay, let's talk about your problems."

Hiratsuka took a sip of tea, her posture relaxed slightly, and her tone was much more casual than the previous business-like tone.

"By the way, you guys haven't had lunch yet, right?"

"not yet."

Hikigaya Hachiman told the truth.

In fact, it didn't matter to him whether he had eaten or not, because he was not among the group of people who would go to the cafeteria to eat.

As a genius among lonely people, he always solves the lunch problem at the school convenience store.

"plus one."

Qin Sanshu shrugged.

"But I've asked Hayama and the others to bring me food."

Chapter 7 Conditions that cannot be refused

One is asking someone to bring lunch, while the other can only go to a convenience store to solve the problem...

Shizuka Hiratsuka's eyes switched back and forth between the two of them, and the slightly raised corners of her mouth seemed so meaningful.

Just a few words of tut-tsk, and then a sigh of "This is the gap."

The change in her expression was so obvious that both Qin Ushu and Hikigaya Hachiman could see it clearly.

"Okay, let's get down to business. Let's talk about your problem Hikigaya first."

Hiratsuka Shizuka picked up another volunteer form from the table.

Hikigaya Hachiman recognized it at a glance.

"Wait, this seems to be me..."

"Yes, this is the volunteer form you filled out."

Hiratsuka Shizu interrupted him mercilessly.

"I remember what I said before when I sent out the volunteer form. The form is a real-name form. Although it has no substantive effect, I still try to be as positive as possible when filling it out, and it should be centered around ideals and pursuits... …But what did you write?”

"Want to be a househusband?" Hikigaya Hachiman pretended to be unsure.

“Hold on to a rich woman’s lap and you’ll save 30 years of hard work.”

Qin Sanshu nodded in affirmation.

"Just be careful with the steel ball warning..."

"you shut up."

Hiratsuka Shizu scolded again.

She turned over the application form in her hand and saw that on the reverse side of the form, the A4 paper that should have been smooth and traceless, was densely filled with words.

At a glance, it is nearly a short essay of [-] words.

All the fonts are in wild cursive, and one can imagine the author's turbulent heart when he put pen to paper.

Qin Xianshu took a cursory glance and found that there were some sentences in it like "The so-called youth is a lie and a sin" and "Idiots who are intoxicated with youth, let them disappear into ashes."

emmmm chuunibyou?

"Hikigaya, although I admit that everyone's own future plans are their own personal freedom, but what do you mean by writing the optional summary part like this?" Hiratsuka Shizuka forced herself to speak calmly.

"Is...is there too many words?"

Hikigaya Hachiman's eyes dodge, he scratches his head with an unnatural smile on his face.

"But if there are more words, it will make people feel sincere, especially if it is an optional part like this."

“No, I’m not talking about word count, I’m talking about your content.”

Hiratsuka sighed and held his forehead.

"Your eyes are dead fish eyes."

"Does it mean it looks very rich in DHA? It makes me feel smart..."

"I'm not complimenting you, please be serious! How on earth could you write such a stupid thing..." Hiratsuka couldn't help but sigh.

"In this way, I will give you a new form, take it to rewrite it, and hand it in tomorrow."

"But I think what I wrote is quite..."

Hikigaya Hachiman seemed to want to struggle, but the female teacher had already slapped a brand new blank application form into his hand.

"Okay, hand it in before morning class tomorrow morning. Don't write any more nonsense. Go ahead."

……

Hikigaya Hachiman was also sent away.

Shizuka Hiratsuka picked up the cup and took a sip of tea, slightly moisturizing her dry tongue after talking so much.

She took out a plastic backless seat from under the desk at hand, which is very common in roadside fast food restaurants, put it in front of Qin Mianshu, and said calmly.

"sit down."

The words fell, but Qin Xianshu was unmoved.

Hiratsuka waited for a while and found that this guy had no intention of sitting down, so he raised his head and took a look.

"What's wrong? Sit down."

"?"

Qin Xianshu slowly made a question mark.

"I don't want it." He flatly refused.

"I haven't even eaten yet. Teacher, if you have something to do, please tell me quickly. I'm in a hurry to eat."

After I have had enough wine and food, I invite a hungry student to sit down and have a long talk. Can I be a little bit humane...