My youth is the blue sea

My youth is the blue sea Author: Qiangu

Summary:

Kamishiro Shiro: “Let’s experience the sea and youth with a cup of oolong tea!”

Police: "Hey, we know this. The question is why aren't you wearing clothes?"

Kamishiro Shiro: “?((〃????〃))???Youth doesn’t need those things!”

Policeman: "Okay, in that case, it's part of youth to experience the pork chop rice in our office."

Chapter 1 God Shiro

The ocean, like a dark blue love letter, has an inexplicable attraction that makes people want to open the love letter and read it carefully.

……

"The sea! I'm coming!"

A young man with good looks enough to become the best cowboy in neon shouted regardless of the strange looks from the people around him.

Kamishiro Shiro, with black hair and squinting eyes, is 185cm tall, and has a perfect figure according to visual inspection!

A lucky man (poor man) who was sent to another world by a dump truck.

Originally, he thought he would come to some other world of immortality, Cthulhu, ghosts, etc., but it turned out to be just the neon of a light novel!

Twenty years have passed, and life has become extremely peaceful. There is no necessary system for time travel.

At the same time, when he grew up, he also investigated the anime characters he was familiar with (Honzina, Megumi Sage, Hirano, Xiaomi, etc.) and found that there were none!

He came to an anime plot that he was unfamiliar with!

As for how Shiro Kamishiro could tell that he was in the second phase...it was hard not to notice the colorful hair all over the street!

……

After realizing all this, Kamiyo Shiro gave up, and he could only remain a prodigy and a scumbag.

That's right, Kamishiro Shiro used the memories of his previous life to become a child prodigy very simply, and became a light novel writer (copying the blue goddess of wisdom), successfully achieved his own financial independence, and got rid of the family inheritance in the future. The fate of the teahouse!

At the same time, because he has the soul of an adult, Haku Kamishiro in middle school has become a very qualified scumbag.

One of the reasons for choosing a seaside university this time was to avoid my ex-girlfriends...

Do not!

It's not his ex-girlfriend either. Kamishiro Shiro said that he has never been in love, and they just had friendly exchanges!

Of course, the main reason is that Kamishiro Shiro likes the sea. The sound of rising tide lingering in his ears, the strong sunshine, the boy running towards him and the two naked men behind him, everything is so beautiful... ah!

Kamishiro Shiro's eyes narrowed in fear, and he ran away without asking for his luggage. His muscles had not yet reached the point where he could attract the same sex!

Is there a typo in Dahai’s love letter to himself?

"Stop, freshman!"

……

However, speed is not Kamishiro Shiro's strong point, and before he knew it, the boy wearing clothes had caught up with him.

"Fuck! Idiot Kitahara!"

After Kamishiro Shiro saw the boy's face clearly, he immediately cursed.

Isn’t this idiot from the hotel next to my house?How can we still meet here!

"!!! Narrow-eyed scum!"

Kitahara Iori also looked at Kamishiro Shiro in disbelief. He could guess the relationship between them just by hearing their names...creditor!

"Did you steal their AV videos or ruin their good deeds? And can you stop pulling me? Hurry up and get into the arms of those two brothers. I see that their swords are already hungry. I’m so thirsty!”

"How is that possible! I don't even know why they are chasing me! You can't abandon me! You have to remember that I still owe you 5 yuan. If you abandon me, I will have to reluctantly accept the 5 yuan!"

"You bastard! I don't want the 5 yuan anymore. Just think of it as the money I gave to you and the two people behind you!"

"Don't even think about it!"

Kitahara directly grabbed Kamishiro Shiro's pants. If he couldn't avoid it, he would pull it on his back!

"Scumbag!"

……

Kamishiro Shiro felt that he had been defiled. He had just been thrown back by a yellow-haired brother with all muscles.

That's right, it was thrown back, the kind where you throw yourself in the air while walking!I, Kamidai Haku, don’t have any face! ! !

The two brothers took him back to their lair like savages returning from a hunt (at least that's what Kamishiro Shiro thought)

Grand Blue!

For some reason, Kamishiro Shiro felt that when he saw this sign, his youthful life was about to leave him...

Chapter 2Grand Blue

"Hey, welcome back Iori, are you feeling homesick again? Eh? Why is there another one?"

Inside the Grand Blue, a white-haired man who was reading a newspaper glanced at them when he heard the movement.

Although everything seemed so normal, and the white-haired uncle looked very familiar, Kamishiro Shiro always felt like he was being targeted by the savage chief!

Kamishiro Shiro, who was unable to resist, could only look at this guy Lingchi Kitahara repeatedly!

Sure enough, all this is because of this bastard!

"Oh, store manager, you are telling me this. I saw the new student I met on the way and invited him over."

Kamishiro Shiro: Are you going to throw invitations up and down? !You yellow-haired brother!

"Speaking of freshmen, men always have to leave their parents when they reach a certain age. You will get used to it soon."

"If you encounter anything, you can discuss it with us!"

Thank God, the monsters educated Beihara on the idea that men should leave home when they grow up, and had no time to deal with him.

But why don’t you put on your clothes and teach!Can you collect those two mosaics?

Kamishiro Shiro quietly moved to the white-haired uncle. At least the chief was wearing clothes.

"Hey, uncle, what is going on now? Is this your lair? By the way, can I call and report it?"

He felt that the content of the report was about gathering people for lewdness. He felt that the report would be accurate. It was time for the Neon police to experience the passion of the brothers.

"That's very rude. I could tell it was a diving shop right away. I thought my shop was quite famous."

The white-haired uncle said troubledly. He felt that this young man must have misunderstood something.

Kamishiro Shiro looked around, seeing empty beer, empty foreign wine, empty water of life, naked men, the idiot being bullied by the naked men, and his own experience of being kidnapped.

Uncle, how dare you say this is a diving shop! ! !

Kamishiro Shiro roared crazily in his heart, and he was already looking for a chance to escape from here.

As for Beiyuan?

That idiot went to an all-boys high school, so he might have already taken the form of an older brother, so the 5 yuan should be used to treat him to a doctor.

As for the Kitahara side, they seem to have discussed how to naturally take off their clothes while playing wild ball boxing. As expected of you!Kitahara Iori, you are indeed the man who belongs here!

God-given opportunity, Kamishiro Shiro is ready to take action!

"That... Kamishiro-kun?"

"what happened?"

Kamishirobai turned around naturally when he heard someone calling him, and then his expression froze, and he saw the uncle's bright smile.

"Ah, it's really Kamishiro-kun. Why do you look so familiar to me? I didn't expect you and Iori to come together. They are indeed good brothers who have played together all their lives!"

The uncle's tone was sighing, as if he was lamenting the years.

I?And Kitahara?Good brothers who have played together since childhood?If you mean just a simple prank to make him look embarrassed, then that's true, but uncle, who are you! ! !

"That... uncle, do we know each other?"

"Eh? Kamishiro-kun, have you forgotten? I am Iori's uncle, Furukawa. I took your Nanaika sister to your house to buy tea before."

boom!

Kamishiro Shiro's head exploded. He seemed to remember that when he was a child, there was a very cute little sister who often came to his house to play with an uncle. Sometimes he even used his shamelessness to sleep with that little sister.

This is actually that uncle's home!Then that young lady...

"Hello father-in-law!"

"...I don't remember that I married my daughter to you!"

The Furusukawa store manager felt like he had just caused trouble for himself...

Since he was his future father-in-law, Kamishirohiro decided to stay for a while. Although Kamishirobai was a scumbag, he was very eager for marriage, especially the type of Yamato Nadeshiko who could run the teahouse at home by himself. The kind that holds up!

As an only son, Kamishiro Shiro wanted to have sex without breaking his parents' hearts. This was the best way he could think of.

Of course... he thinks his parents can survive for a while, and he can still be a scumbag for a while, but it's always good to choose a target first (ˉ▽￣~)

……

"By the way, Kamishiro-kun, are you here also to study in college?"

"Yes, I am majoring in Mechanical Engineering at Izu University."

"That's it, that's really good~"

The store manager showed a meaningful smile.

After seeing this smile, Kamishiro Shiro, who was originally obsessed with a better life in the future, suddenly sobered up!

has a problem!

boom!

A strong arm wrapped around Kamishiro Shiro's neck.

In an instant, the face of Xionggui, who turned into a giant, appeared, "I heard it~ Freshman!"

"Aaaaaaaaaaaa!!!"

Chapter 3 Azusa Hamaoka

夜晚

┭┮﹏┭┮

Kamishiro Shiro pulled his luggage and walked dejectedly towards the apartment where he lived.

He felt that his future was dark. He had found the home of his eldest sister who he thought he could trust for the rest of his life, but why couldn't he be happy?

Just now, Kamishiro Shiro was half threatened and half lured to join a diving club called "Peek a Boo". Although he was indeed quite interested in diving, those guys were too scary!Not all of them in this club are brothers, right?

As for his idiot brother Iori, living in such an environment, he couldn't imagine how Iori could escape.

"Hey, it's a pity that I haven't met Nanahua-san. I even took a bath with her before."

"Oh~ I took a bath with my eldest sister, nothing happened?"

"Well, there was nothing we could do if it happened. After all, I was only 10 years old at that time."

"Hey, I took a bath with my eldest sister when I was 10 years old. I'm quite capable."

"Humph, after all, my appearance was very good when I was a child, and of course it's not bad now..."

"!!!"

Kamishiro Shiro suddenly broke out in a cold sweat. Who was he talking to just now?

Sizzle!