My youth is the blue sea

the most important is!

He went so crazy that he smashed the phone with this masterpiece on it!

This left him without a second chance to experience it!

The heartbroken Shinpachi sat silently beside Gengping, with tears of remorse streaming from the corners of his eyes.

"..."

Kamishiro Shiro and the other three had a tacit understanding and ignored the two Two-dimensionals. At least they no longer had the dire straits they had before, so it would be great if they could decide the winner.

"How about it, Gintoki-sensei, we win this time!"

Kamishiro Shiro raised his eyebrows and looked at Gintoki with a smile. He was quite good at dealing with idiots.

(?°?д°?)

"Damn you brat!" Gintoki gritted his teeth, "Obviously this is all your conspiracy, okay? How can you say it's fair? If it's fair, you should give us the remaining two choices!"

"Don't even think about it. Those glasses of yours agreed before!"

Without Kamiyo Haku saying a word, Iori responded directly. He is ready to play in the next game!

Looking at the white-haired uncle in front of him, Iori kept thinking about how to defeat him.

What I am best at...

movement?

But judging from the speed of the opponent's previous shots, he is also a sports type, and competing with the physical education teacher is a bit overestimating his abilities.

intelligence?

emmmm

Although the other party looks like an idiot, the lack of protection is just a disguise!

After all, I still drink.

There should be no problem...

"Yin Sang! Look what I found!"

Just as Iori kept thinking, the figure that had disappeared for a long time appeared!

Kagura-chan!

She showed up with a big bucket of rice and baskets of eggs!

Looking at the big barrel that was almost as tall as her, both Kamishiro Shiro and Iori were shocked.

If they guessed correctly, this thing should be from the kitchen...

Why was it in the hands of this idiot? Did this guy go to rob the canteen during the time he disappeared?

The problem is that when you go to rob the canteen, don’t just rob the rice. What can you do without food?

and many more!

Those baskets of eggs wouldn’t be your cup of tea, right?

!!!

Egg bibimbap must have soy sauce after all!

Kamishiro Shiro was in a sluggish state. Although Kagura was indeed very tasty in his memory, but...

That's because Kagura in Gintama is an alien. Isn't this Kagura also an alien? In this case, Kannashiro Haku wouldn't even want to compete, so he would just call the police to report it!

You might even get a big bonus!

Shamefully moved.

On the other side, Gintoki seemed to be used to Kagura's operations, and asked calmly, "No one noticed it."

"Don't worry Yin Sang, I can run very fast Aru!"

"..."

"Are you really a teacher, you bastard?!"

Kamishiro Shiro and Iori were not calm anymore. How could any teacher allow his little brother to steal things in the cafeteria?

Aren’t you going to force everyone to choose cheap udon noodles? !

"Mom, kiddies, please stop arguing. I paid for it, and this guy just happened to be back. Let's start the second game quickly."

Gintoki pushed Kagura-chan out of the way while she was stuffing white rice into her mouth. She had obviously already chosen the contestants for the second game.

Looking at Kagura's eyes full of wisdom, Kamishiro Shiro took a sudden step very naturally.

Sure enough, the most interesting thing is the game between idiots. He still wants to fight Gin Sang, hoping that this guy Kitahara can give him such a chance.

!!!

Iori looked at Kamishiro Bai behind him with eyes full of confusion, "You bastard, what are you doing with your plane? You shouldn't be the one to deal with this brat."

Jindaibai spread his hands, "Iori, haven't you heard the story of Tian Ji's horse racing?"

(?°?д°?)

"The story of Tian Ji's horse racing is about three people. It doesn't match ours at all. Please don't use allusions randomly, please!"

"It's all the same. The main thing is, is there anything you can do to win over that Curly Hair? That Curly Hair looks like a veteran of nightclubs. If you drink, you really don't necessarily..."

It can only be said that it was a shame. Even if Iori didn't say it, Kamishiro Shiro had already seen his plan from his eyes.

Hearing Kamishiro Shiro say that he was not good, Iori immediately became displeased, "Your drinking capacity is about the same as mine. You have no chance of winning!"

"But I'm very good at wild ball boxing~"

"..."

Iori's expression froze and she looked at Kamishiro Shiro's lower body...

That bastard even proudly stuck out his hips...

He thought of those magical pants.

Bastard, this is totally cheating, why can a guy in shorts have such a rule-based skill?

Tears flowed from the corners of Iori's eyes. At this moment, he was convinced by Kamishiro Shiro's pants.

"Then you can't let me have a drinking competition with that little girl!"

!!!

Hearing this, Kamishiro's eyes changed when he looked at Iori. He originally looked at an idiot, but now he looked at a scumbag.

"Kitahara, you actually want to encourage an underage to drink! If you do this, you are destroying the neon flowers!"

"...Why are you pretending to be a good person there? I don't believe you didn't drink when you were in middle school! No, you bastard must have drank when you were ten years old!"

Speaking of this, Iori suddenly remembered that when he was ten years old, this bastard stole a bottle of Japanese sake from his father, and then lied to him that it was a new drink...

Of course, the ten-year-old Iori didn't think much about it, and immediately took a big breath!

then……

He will never forget the beating his father gave him in his life.

"You scumbag!"

The more Iori thought about it, the angrier he became, and he wished he could pour a bottle of water of life into Kamishiro Shiro's mouth.

(;?＿?)

"Ahem... It was your own problem at that time." Kamidai Bai's eyes were a little dodgeful, and it was obvious that he also remembered what happened at that time.

How should I put it, he didn't know that the idiot would drink it directly like Coca-Cola.

Now that I think about it, that gesture is really bold~

"Well, don't worry. It's not your choice in this duel anyway."

Kamishiro Shiro patted Iori's shoulder to comfort him, now he didn't have to worry about it.

"What do you mean it's not my choice?!"

Iori was a little confused, why was this completely different from what he thought.

"Literally speaking, you guy really didn't listen to the rules carefully. It's said that it's one team at a time. If you want to ensure that I win, of course I will have to choose the third game."

click~

Iori's whole body has been petrified. If you put it this way, he not only wants to compete with that kid, but also wants the kid to set the rules? !

Bastard, how much do you look down on yourself?

Just let yourself make up the rules and kill that brat!

There must be something better than that brat, there must be something... right?

Iori, who couldn't figure out what her strengths were for the time being, gradually fell into self-doubt.

Of course, the duel will not wait for Iori, an idiot, to figure it out. Gintoki and the others have already prepared the duel items. Kamiyo Shiro only needs to bring this idiot to the arena!

It's still the same venue for the competition, but this time the participants have changed.

The two previous contestants were still studying the lines of the beast-eared girl.

Iori's eyes twitched crazily as she looked at the little loli who was working like crazy in front of her.

How did that fragrant white rice turn into something sticky like Ollie by this bastard!

Did you put too much eggs in this egg bibimbap?

And... let me tell you the rules of the duel. You won’t let me just watch this strange girl eat from the side, right? !

"(*ˉ?ˉ*;)burp~"

Kagura-chan burped, and she had already finished the bowl of rice that was full just now.

"Hey, Kagura-chan gets one point for success here."

Referee Gintoki announced the match.

???

? ? !

Kamishiro Shiro and Iori looked at him in confusion, "Wait a minute, why did Kagura suddenly score a point? What kind of competition is this?!"

"Eh? Didn't I just say that?"

“Not at all!!!”×2

The two roared loudly, and they just watched Kagura eat a bowl of rice and then score.

Isn’t this competition just about eating? !

The next second their Gintoki teacher gave the answer.

"Ah, it's the same now. The competition is about eating. Whoever eats more wins. Of course, there is a time limit. Come on, kid."

!!!

"Cheating, why didn't you tell me about this earlier, you...wuwuwuwu!!!"

Before Izhi finished speaking, his mouth was already filled with a mixture of eggs and rice!

He looked next to him in horror, only to see Kandairo Shiro appear at some unknown time and keep feeding him eggs and rice!

Σ_(???」∠) vomit

How disgusting!

You guys put in too many eggs!

Not all Neon people like to eat egg mixed rice. He prefers white rice to this!

Iori banged on the floor frantically, trying to awaken Kamishiro Shiro's conscience in this way.

however……

Who is Kamishiro Shiro!

He is Iori’s younger brother!