My youth is the blue sea

Mitarai: "I was kidnapped by Rie and taken to her hometown."

???

Kamishiro Shiro and Iori looked at Mitarai in confusion.

So...why is your boy's formation a little different?

The two looked at Yamamoto and Fujiwara again, and the meaning was obvious.

'Can you bear this? '

'Maybe this guy graduated when he was back home. '

As a good friend, Yamamoto certainly understood what it meant. He put his hands on his chin and said, "Don't worry, we have confirmed that this guy is still a virgin!"

"Oh?"

"How was it tested?"

Kamishiro Shiro was a little curious about how they measured it. Boys should only be able to measure it when they are doing it.

Of course, if you reward yourself too many times, you can also pretend to be the first time (λ?_??)

"Ha ha……"

Speaking of this, Mitarai's smile was a little sad.

This bastard Yamamoto, in order to confirm whether he was really a virgin, actually asked him to call Rie to confirm! !

He directly chose to refuse at that time. He felt that he had no obligation to tell Yamamoto his current physical condition!

2 minutes later

Between being buried alive and making a phone call, Mitarai gave in and made that phone call!

"Rie, we haven't had sex yet, right?"

There is actually nothing wrong with this sentence, it is just a simple inquiry, at least Mitarai thinks so.

but!

In Rie's ears, the nature changed.

She thought Mitarai said this because he didn't want to marry her!

No relationship = no relationship = break up!

Calculate time

It should only be a few minutes before Rie arrives at the scene.

Kamishiro Shiro sighed and walked to Mitarai's side.

"I will never forget this time when you became my substitute!"

"Why are you a substitute!!! And you shouldn't express your feelings at this time. Come up with something, you bastards!!!"

Mitarai was in a panic now. He felt that he could still save him!

"There is no hope, just wait to die!"×5

"You guys are just pretending to think about it!!!"

ding ding ding~

Just when Mitarai was thinking about whether to use this time to write a suicide note or skip class, his cell phone rang.

It was a message from my girlfriend who had the ceiling of strength.

"Just wait for me until I finish class!"

this moment

Mitarai experienced what it means to survive from a desperate situation.

Praise the teacher!

He looked at the blue sky outside the window and suddenly felt that it was so good to be alive~

……

"whispering sound!"

Kamishiro Shiro and the others curled their lips, they actually let this bastard survive, what a pity!

Ignoring Mitarai who was praising life, Yamamoto asked Kamishiro Haku and the others, "By the way, what did you three do during the summer vacation? It shouldn't be too rich."

He would be jealous if it was rich!

The three of them thought about their vacation. Well, is it okay?

"Ah, we, we are not much different from you, we also went back to our hometown."

Iori: "Shirtless, I defeated the Germans and fell off a cliff on an uninhabited island."

Gengping: "I even appeared naked in a video for a TV show in Palau."

Kamishiro Shiro: "I experienced life in a laboratory, went home to meet my sister, worked as a director, and even got a call from the IP agency."

"..."

Yamamoto was at a loss. This...is pretty much what Jindai said just now, right?

How the hell is this similar!

It’s too different!

Yamamoto was envious, why did other people have such a fun summer vacation and even went to Palau.

And he... was disliked by his mother at home!

(*??????)

Not wanting to look at Yamamoto's ugly crying face, Kamishiro Shiro changed the subject, "Speaking of which...is there a strange person there?"

The three of them looked in the direction of the window. There... there was a guy with strange posture, clothes and expression!

It’s like doing performance art!

"So, what happened to that guy?"

Kamishiro Shiro had wanted to ask for a long time. This outfit seemed to tell a story at first glance.

Very much like that...

"The dressing up of "a summer of extraordinary experience" is over! "

That's right, that's how it feels!

"You understand it very well?"

Everyone turned their attention to Gengping, who just now accurately said what they didn't understand.

Facing everyone's confused looks, Gengping took out his mobile phone and said, "Wait for me."

Iori: "What do you want to do?"

"Let me show you an example of a "makeover after summer". "

As he spoke, Kohei found a picture. The person on it was dressed similarly to Nojima...

That's exactly the same!

"Pfft~"

Everyone couldn't hold it back and laughed directly.

"That guy is too strong..."

"Do you really want to pretend that you are single?"

"The key point is... he is still imitating others. Can he have some creativity of his own? How is this different from having to search online for a screen name?"

"In a sense, he is quite powerful..."

Terrible execution and shamelessness~

"..."

Perhaps he noticed that everyone's eyes were on him, and Busuda, who was originally posing and looking out the window, began to mutter.

"What is he saying?"

Everyone was a little curious and moved a little closer.

The artificial low voice reached their ears, "I can't go back to that summer..."

"puff!!!"

Kamishiro Shiro and the others covered their mouths with pain on their faces.

They really couldn't hold back their laughter!

"He was just talking to himself..."

"Think of it as a promotional slogan for watching a movie."

"Is this any different from Chuunibyou?"

"It's still a bit of a problem. Chuunibyou is completely immersed in his own fantasy. This guy just wants to attract our attention to look cool."

A few people really couldn't hold it in anymore, it was just like in junior high school.

In order to attract the attention of others and show that they are different, they often call themselves "my uncle", "young master", "my princess" and so on.

And I often do things that are hard to understand~

Such people are just like Chuunibyou. They usually spend their whole lives hiding these dark histories!

Do not believe?

Please dig out the social platform speeches from that period and refer to a certain Mr. Mori.

puff ha ha ha ha

Thinking of this, Kamishiro Shiro quickly took out his precious camera. Today's forum headlines are here!

"The members of the Idiot Group underwent a major makeover after the summer vacation. Why did the other members laugh out loud behind the scenes?"

(λ?_??)

Come on, Nojima, stick to it!

"This is probably the setting of "the experience of meeting and parting with your lover at a travel destination." "

Gengping acted like a commentator, stroking his chin and explaining to everyone.

This statement made everyone unable to hold back again.

Yamamoto: "Pfft, where can that guy travel?"

Fujiwara: "Pfft~ I just said that I would stay in my hometown for the whole holiday..."

Iori: "Suddenly I want to know the detailed plot."

Gengping: "Oh?"

Hearing his good friend's request, Kohei became excited and walked directly in the direction of Nojima.

"give it to me!"

"Ok?"

Iori and others were a little confused, wondering what Kohei wanted to do.

Only Kamishiro Shiro seemed to understand something and followed him with his precious camera.

Go ahead, Gengping!

This is the first work of my directing career!

……

At this time, Kohei patted Nojima's shoulder with a serious face and said as if he was a person who had been there.

"This relationship of yours must be very painful."