My youth is the blue sea

I felt the murderous aura around me that was so strong that it was substantial.

Looking around, he didn't know when he was surrounded by evil spirits.

"You...what are you going to do? I...I am...teacher!"

Looking at those pairs of scarlet eyes, Ushiromiya swallowed, a little scared.

"Oh? Teacher?"

"I'm a little familiar with this plot, but the teacher in it seems to be a beautiful woman."

"Professor Ushiromiya, hand it over!"

"That's not something you should have!"

That's a time stopper!

The artifact that every pervert and scumbag dreams of!

"What? What the hell, that's just...bastard, don't pull my pants!

Where are you touching?

do not!

It doesn’t work there either! ! ! "

Facing the rough hands on his body, Ushiromiya's resistance seemed so weak.

Feeling that he was gradually transforming into a form of letting himself go, Ushiromiya shed tears of humiliation from the corners of his eyes.

So

What exactly is this time stopper they are talking about! ! !

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Chapter 362 Charpy Shock Test Lie Detector Version!

clap clap clap! ! !

"You bastards! This is an attack! A terrorist attack!!!"

After everyone stripped Professor Ushiromiya naked, they did not find the so-called time stopper.

There is only one polygraph that sells for 1980.

After seeing the polygraph, everyone understood that this was a wonderful misunderstanding~

Then he pushed Kamishiro Shiro out and faced quasi-professor Ushiromiya who now only had a coat on his body.

what?

What about the other clothes?

You know, when people are in a hurry, they don’t use normal ways to untie their clothes~

Associate Professor Ushiromiya struggled too much and took off this coat by himself at first.

(;?＿?)

Faced with the roar of Professor Ushiromiya, Kamiyo Shiro looked away embarrassedly.

This is indeed because he didn't think it through well. He just said that time is not so easy to control.

but!

He feels that this is not entirely his problem!

"Professor, it's not my fault. I just gave a wrong answer. I didn't expect it to turn out like this."

"Wrong answer? Your answer is so wrong! I told you it was a movie! A movie! Did the thing you told me about appear in the movie?"

"Appeared!"

Kamishiro Shiro nodded very firmly. Not only himself, but Iori and others behind him also nodded very firmly!

This is what they saw in movies (anime)!

Not only has this thing appeared before, but it was also a hit a few years ago. They have watched no less than a hundred movies in total!

Seeing the determined expressions on everyone's faces, Associate Professor Ushiromiya was stunned.

I wonder if this thing really exists?

He silently remembered the time stopper in his mind and prepared to go to the office to check the information after class.

But don’t think that beating him will be over easily! !

As a scumbag teacher known throughout the school, he is very vindictive!

He looked at the lie detector on the table, an evil smile forming on his lips.

Come take the polygraph test, assholes!

Kamishiro Shiro, who was looking at this low-end version of the polygraph, suddenly had an ominous premonition.

"Speaking of which, Professor, isn't this really a toy?"

Iori played with the polygraph (1980) and said.

This thing is probably the kind of thing that fools naughty kids in terms of price and appearance.

"Don't use this kind of thing to prove..."

"I can't believe it at all."

Yamamoto and others don't think this toy is really useful. The structure of this thing is so simple that they can make a replica by taking it apart once.

Faced with everyone's doubts, Associate Professor Ushiromiya scolded loudly, "You uneducated idiots!"

"what?"

Kamishiro Shiro and others were a little confused and studied the lie detector again.

I found...it's still just a toy that only costs 1980 yen.

"Does it make any difference?"

Kamishiro Shiro asked in confusion. He had studied lie detectors a lot and could even assemble a more advanced one.

This is all based on practical experience~

"Do you know how this thing works?"

Everyone looked at each other in confusion. As mechanical students from Izu University, they still knew this bit of knowledge.

"I remember that we should detect lies by checking blood pressure and heartbeat."

To put it bluntly, this thing is just an alarm device added to the blood pressure monitor.

It can capture the brief changes in heartbeat and blood pressure when lying.

But if that’s just the case...

Iori: "There is no need to test at all."

Kamishiro Shiro: "For these people, lying is simply commonplace."

Kohei: "There won't be any changes in blood pressure and heartbeat at all."

That's right!

As a scumbag who started out as an old liar, how could he possibly be able to measure changes in heartbeat and blood pressure with this toy?

"I already knew this!"

Associate Professor Ushiromiya showed an expression of being in control. Of course he knew that just a lie detector test would have no effect on these bastards.

What's more, what he wants is to punish these bastards!What's the use of a mere polygraph?

You know, he is still attending class with his lower body cool!

"So, use the wisdom of the Engineering Faculty!"

"The wisdom of the Engineering Faculty?"

Kamishiro Shiro tilted his head, their engineering department...are they really smart?

Let him think about the first half of the year.

It seems that except for a few girls, the others are all muscular, and they are still at the level of beasts.

So...how can these people be intelligent?

Every time he thinks about these muscular brothers, Kamishiro Shiro feels deeply worried about the future of Izu University.

Bad college!

Ushiromiya just smiled mysteriously and did not answer immediately.

Then, under the shocked eyes of everyone, a man stuck his butt out and kept assembling something.

If the prospective professor had been wearing pants, Kamishiro Shiro would have gone up to him with a thousand-year kill without hesitation.

嗏

His lower body is now in a state of letting himself go.

Not to mention the Thousand Years of Killing, none of them dared to look at it for fear of contracting some eye disease!

After 5 minutes

Seeing his results, Associate Professor Ushiromiya stood up with satisfaction.

"Okay, come and see this professor's great invention!"

Ushiromiya turned around and prepared to show off to his stupid student.

Although it is just a hasty work, it can definitely be mixed into a paper!

"On the effect of combining Charpy shock test and polygraph"

That's right!

He perfectly combined the Charpy shock test and polygraph in just 5 minutes.

This idea is unprecedented.

With the threat of Charpy Shock Test, even veteran liars will subconsciously feel nervous when they lie.

And this tension will definitely be reflected through blood pressure and heartbeat!

And at that time!

That’s when the Charpy impact test starts!

Professor Ushiromiya can already imagine the miserable situation of these bastards when they are beaten!

After all...it's impossible for these people not to lie!

This is the consequences of offending this professor!

Jie Jie Jie~

The prospective professor laughed proudly.

laughing laughing...

He suddenly felt something was wrong. Why was the air so quiet?

He looked at his stupid student.

I saw

At some point, they all turned their backs to him and were sighing at the beautiful scenery outside the window.

In an instant, Ushiromiya felt that his blood pressure had risen several levels.

"You bastards! Come here and lie!"

Then get hit with a hammer!