My youth is the blue sea

"Huh? Kitahara, why do you still have the bad habit of calling others by their full names?"

Kamishiro Shiro looked at Iori with a disappointed look on his face, and even called him by his full name. This was simply an insult to their friendship!

what?

No friendship between them?

Ah, that’s okay~

Iori: (▼ plate▼#)

"This is condemnation! Didn't you say that Sister Zi has something very important?! Why did Sister Zi suddenly appear here!"

"Hey, that's right. It's a very important thing. Sister Zi, coming with me to the Wild Boar Paradise for a date isn't a very important thing~"

(λ?_??)

Kamishiro Shiro teased with a smile, idiot Kitahara still wants to take advantage of his dear sister Azusa, just dream!

Hit you to death!

At this time, Sister Azusa finally let go of Xiaozhi, adjusted her sling, patted Iori's shoulder and said with a smile.

"I'm so sorry, Iori, you were a step too late. Xiaobai had already invited me before~"

Seeing that Sister Azusa has said this, what else can Iori do?

All he could do was look at Kamishiro Bai and say through gritted teeth, "That's such a shame!!"

He was already planning how to ruin the date between these two people.

This was the truth given to him by a certain narrow-eyed man when he was ten years old.

If you can't get it, you will destroy it!

Aside

Seeing Iori's jealous and crazy expression, Kamishiro Shiro became excited, "No regrets, no regrets~

By the way, let's go separate ways later. "

"why!"

Kamishiro Shiro spread his hands innocently, "Oh, I'm afraid you guys are too noisy and will disturb my happiness~

Of course, I am doing this for your own good, after all, we are here to have fun, and being jealous is not a fun mentality. "

"Pfft hahahahahahaha, Xiaobai, you are so damaged~"

Sister Zi giggled, Xiaobai's mouth was too venomous, he didn't mean to hurt people.

Iori's face turned green. Who told you that he was here to play? He was obviously here to find the other half who could make him a man!

No!

They couldn't be separated. He would only rely on these two people today!

After Sister Zi, who was hugging Xiaozhi's shoulders, finished laughing, her gossipy heart started to burn again.

Sister Zi remembers that there seem to be two more people coming~

In fact, she still knows a little about Xiaobai and Iori's two friends.

The way... of course I learned about it from the Izu University forum. You don’t even have to search for it, just the ones at the top!

The popularity is catching up with Iori and Xiaobai.

Speaking of which, Xiaobai and Iori are really enemies. One positive image in the forum is the most popular and can be called the light of Izu University.

another……

The name of Izu University's biggest scum is already known to everyone among Izu universities.

If it's just based on popularity...congratulations to Iori for getting the victory he always wanted!

When this date is over, I will hold a celebration party for Iori!

As for now...

"Xiaobai, where are your two friends?"

She was a little curious. Would there really be a girl accompanying those two strange men?

After all, these two people are not something ordinary girls can control.

One is a suspected transvestite, and the other... a man who wastes alcohol must be a pervert!

"By the way, haven't they arrived yet?"

Only then did Kamishiro Shiro remember that Yamamoto and Nojima were here. It was almost the appointed time, why hadn't they arrived yet?

Do you really think of yourself as the heartthrob male protagonist in the daily series that the female protagonist can wait for?

This is obviously my own personality!

"Who knows, maybe I didn't dare to come here after I couldn't find a girl. Hehe, he actually tried to escape punishment. It's really ridiculous!"

Iori sneered. When the bet was established, there was no chance of getting off the car.

If the two of them don't come today, he will take coercive measures!

Jindai: "Ma, let's add some chili sauce to the wine then."

Iori: "Second! I want the hottest one!"

Listening to the two men intensifying the punishment so calmly, Sister Zi's mouth twitched and she covered Xiaozhi's ears. Don't talk about such inappropriate topics in front of the children!

Neon’s sex education is not so outrageous as to teach such unreasonable self-comfort methods!

and……

"Can you two stop wasting wine like this..."

As a member of pab, he is still an old-timer!

Sister Zi really dislikes their waste of wine. Wine should be used for drinking, not as a torture tool for you!

"This...should also be a way to drink...change! Must change!"

Kamishiro Shiro, who originally wanted to say that "little bird drinks" is also drinking, changed his mind immediately after seeing Azusa's slightly narrowed eyes.

"Is there no problem if I switch to industrial alcohol?"

Iori said on the side that he also felt that it was a bit wasteful to give Yamamoto and others the water of life.

Even they don't have much of that kind of thing, so they can't waste it like this.

It just so happened that although the concentration of industrial alcohol did not reach the level of water of life, it was enough for the two of them.

hear the words

Sister Zi on the side nodded with satisfaction, as long as the wine was not wasted.

I can’t drink industrial alcohol or anything like that, so it doesn’t bother me at all!

Happy to everyone!

Xiaozhi:? ? ?

Because Sister Zi's cover was too tight, poor Xiao Zhi could only watch her two brothers' lips opening and closing continuously without hearing any sound.

This sparked the idea of ​​learning lip reading in Xiaozhi's heart. Seeing his brother's excited expression, he must be very happy.

A little curious!

Just when Kamishiro Shiro and Iori were about to discuss the details of increasing the punishment.

A nasty sound came from behind them.

"Hey, hey, it's not good to discuss others behind their backs."

"Oh, I'm really sorry to disappoint you. You should drink the industrial alcohol mixed with chili pepper for yourself!"

"Bang!"×2

Hearing this familiar voice, Kamishiro Shiro and Iori groaned in sync, which was really unpleasant.

Even thinking about it, these two people must be well prepared if they dare to come.

Sure enough, when I turned around, I saw two very stinky faces, and... a bunch of people watching them.

The sudden crowd made Iori jump, thinking that they were coming to judge him again.

After taking a closer look, I was relieved when there were no familiar figures.

Judging from the appearance of both men and women, they must be here to see Kamishiro and Azusa...

Although Iori is reluctant to admit it, but...the looks of these two people are really good at fighting!

Thinking of this, Iori felt even more aggrieved, and said to Nojima and Yamamoto very unhappy, "So we have been waiting for so long, where is the woman you two brought?"

The scene at this time was a little different from what they had imagined. There were still only these two bastards present, and they did not see the figure of the woman they brought!

Hearing this, Nojima didn't pay attention to Iori's tone. He just pushed up his glasses and said confidently, "Don't be so grumpy, Kithara. It's normal for girls to spend more time when going out. My girlfriend is very So shy!”

After saying that, he pulled out a figure from behind him!

moment

Everyone present couldn't help but stand up straighter. This is the most basic respect for a girl who can accept a bastard like Nojima!

However, the reality seems to be a little different...

It is indeed a human figure, but except for its shape, this figure seems not to be closely related to a human being!

"Are you talking about this girlfriend?!"

"He's such a free-spirited lover?!"

Kamishiro Shiro and Iori couldn't hold it any longer. They imagined countless possibilities in those short seconds, but only this...

The two of them looked at Nojima's girlfriend with twitching eyes - a very ugly inflatable doll!

It’s still cheap plastic!

This poor guy didn't even give his girlfriend a silicone body!

"No matter how much you don't want to lose, you are just too unambitious!"

Even if you find a female orangutan, you are not even a living thing!

They never expected that someone would be thick-skinned enough to bring such a 'girlfriend' to the public.

If they had known that Nojima had this kind of consciousness, they would have stipulated the content in detail!

At least it has to be alone! ! !

"Ha" faced the question, Nojima just smiled dismissively, "This is my girlfriend that I am proud of. She is the center of attention no matter where she goes!"

They are so perverted, of course they are the center of attention!

Kamishiro Shiro suddenly understood why so many people suddenly gathered around them. It turned out to be all the fault of Nojima's girlfriend.

But I have to praise him, Nojima is really a real man, he doesn’t care about other people’s eyes at all.

If it were anyone else, let alone carrying an inflatable doll, even if they were carrying a human-shaped courier, they would want to wrap themselves up!

And...this guy's aesthetic.

Looking at the dolls that were all made up of geometric figures, Jindaibai suddenly felt that the model dolls in the store were so pleasing to the eye.

It's hopeless. Nojima is really hopeless.

Ignoring Nojima, who was still showing off to Iori how capable and pretentious his girlfriend was, Kamishiro Shiro turned his attention to their other protagonist.

"Yamamoto, what you... brought here must be a creature, right?"

That's right!

With Nojima as a 'pearl', Kamishiro Shiro no longer expects Yamamoto to bring over a human woman, but anyone with a heartbeat will do!

Even if Yamamoto brings a dog over at this time, as long as it is a female, Kamishiro Haku can accept it!

"Oh, Jindai, you look down on people a little too much. Of course the ones I brought here are human women!"

"Oh?!"