My youth is the blue sea

Kamishiro Shiro took a breath of cold air. After not seeing each other for a few days, the IQ of these people suddenly increased?

Are you able to think about problems? !

But I just have too little knowledge, and my thinking is still too one-sided.

"Of course, haven't you heard of a man from Neon who spent millions of yen to dress himself up as a dog?

I think that one is still very similar. "

"..."×5

The five people who heard the news were all silent, looking at Kamishiro Haku with dark lines on their faces.

Does he... really think that thing looks like a dog?

Not as good as a bird called Yiwu from the big country next door!

and……

"You actually want me to owe you millions?!"

Iori's expression was excited. If he hadn't been afraid that too much noise would attract Xiaozhi and the others who were dining in the restaurant, he would have rushed forward to claim his life.

Even in this case, he couldn't contain his excitement, so he grabbed Kamishiro Shiro's neck and kept shaking it.

"That's millions!!!"

╭(°A°`)╮

"Stop shaking, stop shaking. I didn't say which one I wanted to buy. If you keep doing this, Xiaozhi and the others should notice us."

Hearing this, Iori slowed down his movements. He wanted to give Xiaozhi a surprise, but he still didn't want Xiaozhi to find out.

Otherwise, they wouldn't find a reason to come out to discuss it together.

That's right, lunch isn't over yet, they just came out to discuss strategies on how to make Xiaozhi happy.

As for how to prevent Xiaozhi from being suspicious, of course they have their own way!

And it’s a method that all of them feel is perfect!

--To the restroom!

For boys, going to the bathroom together is completely normal.

Sometimes you don't even need to have the urge to urinate, just 'go' can reach a consensus!

Went to the toilet and couldn't get out?

Of course that is impossible. The urge to urinate is just like the gap between the chests. You will always get it if you squeeze it~

"Humph!"

Iori snorted coldly and let go of Kamishiro Shiro's neck, "Forget it, you just give up on this profiteer anyway, there is no way I can buy clothes from you!

Besides, what's the point of being realistic? The sizes are different, or is there any way you can shrink us? "

"..."

Hearing this, the corner of Kamishiro Shiro's mouth twitched. Yes, he had just been thinking about the realism of the wild boar suit, and he had forgotten about the size...

Even if there is a very realistic wild boar suit, they will not be able to wear it.

The size is not suitable, and by then it will no longer be a wild boar cub, but a young wild boar.

At that time, the wild boar was past its cutest age, so there was no need to look at it.

Maybe if the responsible security guards discover it, they might even be caught and sold to a zoo or a circus.

As for shrinking…

He wasn't Doraemon, and he didn't have a shrinking gun, so how could he shrink these people?

Helpless, Kamishiro Byakure was no longer determined, and sighed and said, "In this case, there is really no other way. Let's do what you said and give it a try first?"

Hearing Kamishiro Shiro's soft words, Iori's expression instantly became proud.

Fortunately, this guy doesn't have such a thing as a tail, otherwise the tail would have been raised to the sky by now.

At this time, Iori was completely immersed in the joy of victory and could not extricate himself for a long time.

Finally defeated Jindai again, this feeling is really great!

The awesome Iori doesn’t even want to wake up!

Fortunately

At the critical moment, Kohei, who was still eager to protect his sister, woke up Iori, and then directly put the hood on his head!

Wild boar man - simplified version of Iori Kitahara, please refer to it!

"How about it?"

Iori's muffled voice came from his headgear, and then he turned his head without waiting for Jindai and others to answer. His field of vision was still very good.

That lottery is indeed very conscientious!

Jindai: "Well, I always feel like something is wrong, something weird..."

Nojima: "Is it because it hasn't become a complete factor yet?"

Yamamoto: "Then take this first."

After saying that, Yamamoto directly removed the sign of the restaurant and placed it in Iori's hand.

Appeared!

The wild boar man holding a knife and fork - Kohei Kitahara!

"..."

Kamishiro Shiro: "Why does it feel even weirder?"

Looking at this familiar outfit, Kamishiro Shiro couldn't help but think of a very sweet anime.

Yamamoto and others also shook their heads.

"No."

"Although I can't tell, it's really not possible."

"There must be a certain limit to inferior imitation."

Kohei complained. Obviously, as fellow fans, he and Kamishiro Shiro thought of the same anime.

however

Iori has never watched this anime. To be precise, he has never watched any anime at all and directly misunderstood what a few people meant.

He felt that the reason why it didn't work was that these people were too coy.

In fact, he felt the same way. When he put on this hood, Iori suddenly felt that something was gradually awakening in his heart!

Iori was a little confused and didn't understand why. He didn't understand until he saw the wild boar statue not far away!

How could an animal or something wear clothes? !

After thinking about it, Iori felt suddenly enlightened and started to take off her clothes directly in front of Kamishiro Shiro and others.

Nojima: "Hey, hey, don't take off your clothes yet!"

Yamamoto: "If you take it off again, there will definitely be problems!"

Kohei: "This is too far out of bounds!"

Kamishiro Shiro: "Don't forget what scared the little wild boar in the first place!"

Fujiwara: "..."

Kamishiro Shiro and others tried to dissuade Iori.

I don’t know if what they said had an effect or if Iori’s conscience suddenly discovered it.

When he finished taking off his shirt, he stopped!

Just ...

This one took off his shirt and tied it around his waist, wearing a boar hood and holding weapons in both hands...

It seems to be more consistent with the image in my mind.

Kamishiro Shiro and Kohei looked at each other, and both saw great doubts in each other's eyes.

This guy wouldn't secretly make up the episode behind their back, otherwise why would the cosplay be so restored?

By the way, this one should be all cosplay... This casual appearance almost makes two otakus who often attend comic exhibitions feel a little less confident.

Even the body shapes are not much different!

After all, this is the God of War on land after all. It is very normal to have some small muscles and abdominal muscles.

To be honest, Kamishiro Shiro suddenly felt that if Kitahara went to a comic exhibition dressed like this, many young girls would come to collect stamps!

hateful!

This bastard accidentally found the right way to flirt with girls, which is really upsetting.

But the good news is that Iori hasn't noticed her charm yet!

After noticing this, Kamishiro Shiro secretly swore in his heart that he would never tell Kitahara about his talent in cosplay!

As long as this bastard continues to be his own idiot, that is his final destination!

Now Iori stopped, just when Kamishiro Shiro was about to ask him if he had secretly watched the show behind their backs.

Accident happened!

Iori, who was still staying where he was, suddenly became excited and jumped out of the alley with his knife and fork!

The moment he jumped out, Kamiyo Shiro noticed that Kitahara's pants were half-opened, and two stubborn ropes tied the pants tightly around Iori's waist.

Kamishiro Shiro looked at this scene with a speechless face, so...it wasn't their words that had any effect just now, and it wasn't Kithara's conscience that made him realize...

It's entirely because he can't unbutton his belt! ! !

Snapped!

Kamishiro Shiro patted his forehead. Kitahara could really do something beyond his imagination every time.

Because Iori's jump was so sudden, Kohei and the others had no time to react and could only watch as Iori jumped into the crowd.

While dancing, he shouted, "Whatever, let's try it first!!!"

The pig advances suddenly! ! !

{{(°△°; "}}!

"Don't!!!"×5

Kamishiro Shiro and others shouted, Xiaozhi is not here now, and the only people Iori can go out to test are the poor tourists.

The problem is, not all tourists like wild boars, let alone a weird wild boar who is half-naked and holding a knife and fork!

What kind of terrorist could do such a thing? !

Several people could already imagine how chaotic the crowd would be later.

Either the crowd fled in all directions, and then the police chased Iori, and they handed him out in exchange for bonuses.

Either the crowd will go crazy and attack Iori, or the wild boar will just...

Both methods are quite exciting, what should I say~

Kitahara Iori, a man who is always good at seeking death!

However, after half a while, things seemed a little different from what they imagined?

No cheers or panic were heard outside, it was as quiet as if Iori had disappeared from the world.

With a very strong sense of brotherly love (curiosity), the five of them lined up directly by the wall to look for traces of Iori.

Well, there’s no need to look for it at all.

Not far away from them, a strange wild boar man dressed like a waiter was looking at them with a kind look on his face.