My youth is the blue sea

How did you figure out that the two of them were wearing women's clothing?

Not only did he know that these two people were dressed in women's clothing, he also knew that they had just finished strenuous exercise.

It’s so obvious!

The muscles in the calf haven't gone away yet, okay?

Please be more careful next time when dressing up in women's clothing!

And at this time

Kohei and Iori subconsciously took two steps back after seeing Hijikata's actions!

This damn tsundere is a bit too scary!

That's right!

The two people whom Hijikata regarded as perverts were Iori and Kohei who had just come out of the alley!

Compared with just now, they can be said to have hidden themselves deeper now.

After knocking out the two beasts from a certain high school, Iori decisively deleted the photos on the bespectacled man’s phone!

He didn't care that the man with glasses had stayed up all night to make this.

Iori only knows that if this thing is kept, their situation will be quite uncomfortable!

After doing all this, the two of them still didn't sink them into Tokyo Bay.

Sacks and stuff are a little too inconvenient!

They just stripped them naked and placed them in the corner of the alley.

Being smart, they even made a little trap~

In order to prevent the two of them from waking up early and snitching on the forum, the two used this small mechanism to hang two bricks above their heads!

If only they woke up and moved a little bit...

If you do too many bad things, it’s normal for you to be hit on the head with a brick of justice~

(??ω??)

As for whether these two people will be picked up by other perverts... this is not something they should consider.

If this kind of thing really happens, it can only be regarded as a problem of public security in Tokyo.

To know in their Izu!

Even if you take off your clothes and lie down on the roadside and fall asleep, you will still be lying there intact the next morning!

At most it’s just being surrounded by flashing lights!

Nothing at all!

of course

Although the photo was deleted, the cautious two people no longer dared to walk on the street openly like this.

Who knows if there will be such boring weird photos photoshopped for them!

So...they focused on the clothes they took off before!

Normal people, no matter how much they think, it is impossible to wear clothes on their faces~

then

This is the current scene...

"Wait a moment!"

"We have tickets!"

In order to prevent this arrogant policeman from suddenly doing something excessive.

The two of them quickly took out their 'own' tickets!

"puff!"

The moment he saw the ticket, the security guard who was drinking tea and watching a movie burst into tears!

"Fuck?!"

The security uncle's mouth twitched. Good guy, this is just an ordinary meeting with AV actresses.

How could He De gather so many demons and monsters?

"Oh?"

Hijikata took the ticket with a strange expression. After confirming that it was genuine, the expression on his face was full of teasing.

OK, that’s good!

The more perverts come, the greater your contribution will be!

What kind of perversion is this? This is just a little medal on my body!

"No problem, but I suggest you take off the clothes on your face. Don't you really find it suffocating?"

After returning the tickets to the two of them, Hijikata silently took two steps back. The smell was a little bit overpowering.

Iori, Kohei: "..."

They want to take it off too!

But after thinking about my current situation, it turns out that it is safer to wear it.

"No, officer, we... can still bear it!"

Security uncle: (°ー°〃)

So cruel...

With this willpower, the danger level between the two of them in the mind of the security guard skyrocketed!

Now it has completely surpassed the four fantasy-loving idiots inside.

Hijikata couldn't help but be in awe, and silently gave up his position, "Go in, if nothing else, it will start soon."

Regardless of whether it starts inside or not, my carnival is about to begin anyway!

He has decided that after these two perverts get in, he will carry out his plan!

"Oh, alright!"

Iori and Kohei looked at each other, and then ran quickly in the direction of the team. Iori couldn't wait to see his goddess.

However this time...

"Wait a moment!"

Hijikata's voice suddenly sounded from behind them again, making the two of them turn pale with fright, and they didn't dare to move for a moment.

Are they exposed? !

No, they didn't do much, they just cleaned up two trashy things in Tokyo society.

There's no way this arrogant policeman is also looking for them, right? !

The two of them were a little panicked, even though they were sure that the other party had no ill intentions towards them when they met for the first time.

But...that was before!

The two of them still very much recognized the scumbag's trouble-making ability in the Age of Gods.

It's very possible to steal someone else's girlfriend after the first meeting!

Please, please don’t do this!

Even if you are... don't recognize them!

at this time

Hijikata, who stopped Iori and the others, looked at their backs thoughtfully.

Just when he passed by, he felt an inexplicable familiar feeling.

It was as if I had seen the two of them somewhere!

No reason, just intuition!

But for me as a police officer, intuition is enough!

He looked at the two of them suspiciously, "Do you know a kid who looks pretty good, but has a very scumbag personality and behavior?"

hear the words

Iori and Kohei were shocked. This was talking about the Age of Gods. It was definitely the Age of Gods!

It's over, it's over, this policeman is really looking for Jindai!

Don't recognize them!

Thinking of this, the two couldn't help tightening the clothes on their faces. After looking at each other, they said with a smile without looking back.

"Of course I don't know..."

"We are good people, really good people! We don't know any scum at all!"

"is it?"

A playful smile appeared on Hijikata's face. He was not so sure just now, but now, he is quite sure!

He quickly took out his mobile phone and took a photo of the two people's backs and then said, "I must have admitted my mistake. Come in quickly~"

As soon as the words fell, Iori and Kohei ran forward without looking back, for fear of being stopped again.

Earthwork: ?(??? ?-? )~?

Looking at the muscular calves, Hijikata asked the security guard next to him with a dark face, "Am I so scary?"

"Ziliu, how could it be? Officer, you are the epitome of affability."

In my heart: That scene just now was like the biggest boss, okay?

Mr. Mr. with V-shaped bangs, being a policeman is really a waste of your talents. Why not go into the entertainment industry?

Hijikata's face improved a lot after hearing the security guard's unintentional compliment.

"Hey, what an annoying little brat!"

After blowing out a puff of smoke in the direction the two left, Hijikata took out his mobile phone.

The operation started bang bang bang bang.

The security guard on the side couldn't help but come over when he saw this formation.

You know, this person just stood with me for so long without playing with her mobile phone. What was she doing?

Hijikata didn't mean to hide it, he just glanced at it and continued editing calmly.

"Want to be the deputy chief: the latest information!

The scumbag trio showed up at the venue!

Attached: Back photos of Iori and Kohei

(Tip, a meet-and-greet with actresses is going on at the venue. You can’t get in without a ticket. It’s recommended to cordon off the venue first!)”

"OK, done!"

After clicking send, Hijikata put away the phone very decisively. Now... all he needs is for the bullets to fly for a while~

Aside

The security guard who had witnessed all Hijikata's operations was stunned on the spot.

Although he didn't know what that website was for, it was definitely not a good thing!

"you!!!"

The security uncle pointed at Hijikata with a trembling hand and asked how this person could be so sure that there would be a riot.

Relationships are completely planned by you!

It turns out that what I felt just now was correct, this person is really the villain behind the scenes! ! ?

Can you consider the mood of a security guard who just wants to get off work on time? ! !