My youth is the blue sea

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The boss couldn't bear it anymore, "You two bastards are here to cause trouble! What kind of poisonous fish can be sold in this market? There must be an antidote within seven steps. You think the ocean is your back garden!!"

Looking at the fish in the boss's hand, the two people directly chose to run away. At the same time, they gave a big cross to Okinawa's service. They were so irritable that they didn't want a neon man.

……

villa

In the end, Jindaibai and the others just bought some ordinary things, well...if the pig head was considered ordinary.

Kamishiro Shiro, who doesn't cook, just bought a pig's head and is now being lectured crazily by Sister Zi.

"Why did you carry your friend's head back!"

"Cooking!"

"...Do you think any of us here can make this?!"

"I!"

(-ι_-)

Looking at Kamishiro Shiro's proud expression, Azusa swore that she really wanted to put this idiot's friend on his head. How could any of them be able to do this!

On the other side, Iori and Kohei started fighting again...

"It's not a good habit to spy on others buying things!"

"That's better than you trying to buy poisonous fish!"

"You definitely want to do something weird again!"

"Why don't you go ask that guy on Jindai? He was also involved!"

"I didn't, I was trying to save everyone!"

"That's not what you said then!"

"(′｀;)? What did I say? I didn't say anything, Beihara, did you misunderstand the look in my eyes? The look in my eyes before told you to stop~(??ω??)"

"You scumbag!"

Iori was completely confused. How could there be such a shameless person? His brainwaves were all right at that time, and now he regrets it? !

It's not human!

Damn it, the poisonous fish plan failed!

Chapter 99 The pig head is not a devil from hell!

"It failed."

"I know, it failed. I have to think of other ways. Do you have any idea?"

"Not yet, but I'm thinking about a question."

"what is the problem?"

"Why should I discuss it with you! Are we familiar with each other?!"

Iori kept shaking Kamishiro Shiro. This guy had been saying this next to him from the beginning. He was obviously doing this to guard against you three bastards! ! !

"What are you talking about? We are partners!"

"Who is your partner? Your partner must be a pig head!"

"I don't allow you to talk about yourself like that!"

"...You bastard definitely did it on purpose."

Looking at Kamishiro Shiro's innocent and sincere eyes, Iori really wanted to strangle him to death. This guy was always showing off his acting skills!

"Okay, slang~ Let's each smoke one~"

At this time, Zi appeared with a pile of notes. The three seniors had already completed the drawing, two 1s and one 3.

"this is?"

"Ah, because the kitchen is too small, we decided to do it in groups, and those with the same number will be a group~"

After speaking, the two senior beasts compared the two pieces of paper in their hands. They were in the same group.

"So this is ah."

"Then we'll just have to smoke one."

"I'll do it, I'll do it. I like drawing lots the most!"

After hearing the draw, Kamishiro Haku stopped caring about Iori. It was time to witness his luck!

Snapped!

A slender hand knocked off Kamishiro Shiro's pig's trotters, "It doesn't belong to you, Xiaobai."

？ ！！

"why!"

Kamidai Haku is no longer calm, this is discrimination!

(｀ー′)

"...You are the one who cooks, you only need to use the rice cooker and it doesn't take up space in the kitchen~"

puff~

Aina and Kohei next to them couldn't help laughing, showing mocking expressions, "Well, there's nothing we can do about it, after all, we are the Age of Gods."

"There is really no other way. It would be better for Jindai to wait for dinner."

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Kamishiro Shiro couldn't sit still at all, the expressions of these two people were too mocking!

"Wait a minute, Neon has a master cook, don't look down on the cook!"

"Tsk, it's just an internet gimmick."

"It's just white rice. Can it have other flavors?"

"..."

Looking at the ugly faces of these two people, Kamishirobai fell silent and walked out of the house holding his pig head.

(*??????)

These guys have no craftsmanship at all. Just wait, I will definitely make this pig head!

Iori witnessed the whole process of ridicule, that's right!

If I hadn't passed the diving license exam, they would have had this expression too!

Thinking of this, he became more and more panicked. Now he needed a comeback plan. The only obstacle, Jindai, had already left with his pig head in his arms. Now was the time!

lottery?

Yes, draw lots!

Iori kept praying, "Please let me be a team with Qiansha, please let me be a team with Qiansha, please let me be a team with Qiansha..."

Only after Qian Sha is paired with him can he secretly ask Qian Sha to help him with a surprise attack at night!

{{(°△°; "}}!

Qian Sha, who was eavesdropping, was frightened and took two steps back. She suddenly began to worry about her own safety.

"God! Satisfy me!"

After praying, Iori drew out her own number.

Number 2!

Same as Chisa!

Golden legend!

"Ahahahahaha! Look! Qiansha, we are a team!"

Iori was so excited, this was even happier than winning the lottery!

"Aicai, switch with me."

"Eh……"

Chisa can't stand it anymore, Iori's expression is too perverted now!

"Why do you say such things, Qiansha!

Come and have fun cooking with me! "

Looking at Iori biting the note, Kohei and the others also felt like vomiting from the bottom of their hearts. This guy was definitely up to no good!

Kamishiro Shiro was also attracted by Iori's loud voice, and looked at the wretched Iori with a confused expression, "What's wrong? Are you sick?"

"Ah, it seems that Iori teamed up with Chisa specifically to arouse Kohei's jealousy, but the performance was a bit exaggerated."

?━=????(??? ????)

Kamishiro Shiro looked at Iori and Kohei in disbelief. Wasn't Azusa's explanation just now so informative?

Did Iori not escape the Big Bird Club after all?

"What are you going to do with your pig head?"

Azusa asked her own question. Just now she saw Kamishiro Shiro carrying the pig's head out.

"...Can you please stop saying 'your pig's head'? It's very ambiguous."

"Oh, that's right, Pig Head, what do you want to do with it?"

(′｀;)?

It still feels weird, forget it, it can’t be calling me anyway!

"Hmph, just take a look. I just found a particularly good recipe for braised pig heads. When the time comes, I'm going to braise the whole pig head. It's especially suitable for drinking!"

Kamishiro Shiro raised his head, not to mention how proud he was. He had just called his mother, whom he had not seen for many years, and asked about the recipe for braised pork!

Although I was scolded, it doesn’t matter, as long as the formula is here!

But... Mom seems to have other things to say to herself, forget it, wait until next time.

He very decisively put his mother's affairs behind him. Although he didn't go home very often, he still wrote to his family often. Everything was normal at home, and I heard that there were a few more pieces of land...

When the time comes, I can build a villa by myself, not to mention that this villa is quite comfortable~

Azusa looked at Kamishiro Shiro suspiciously. She had seen Kamishiro Shiro's okonomiyaki skills. Even okonomiyaki could be made like that. Can he make a braised pig head?And it’s still a whole piece of meat? !

"...Do you know what you should do first?"

"Of course I know, okay? Let's burn the pig's head first. Sister Zi, don't worry, I know it well!"

Kamishiro Shiro patted his chest. Don't underestimate the gourmet genes of the people of the Celestial Dynasty. Although he had never cooked in his previous life, he can guarantee that he has a lot of chefs in his collection!

He has watched that kind of cooking video several times, so there must be no problem!

As for Okonomiyaki?

Okonomiyaki is just because it doesn’t match the stir-fried dishes and braised vegetables I saw!

"I'd better go and see it with you..."

Azusa was a little worried, mainly because Kamishiro Shiro had left a too deep impression on her before.