Honkai Impact live broadcast, playing Mei Yi’s domestic violence video at the beginning

But stepping on my sister under my feet, or even asking her to lick her...

If I did that, Xi'er wouldn't be angry, Xi'er wouldn't ignore me.

No, no, even if my sister likes it, it's not okay, Xi'er will be angry.

{"It seems to understand."

After a period of interrogation, Mei Yi made a judgment.But the raven looked at it with a confused look, and then the raven asked a question that she had been curious about just now.

"Can you understand it?"

"I don't understand, but the most important thing in an interrogation is momentum. Language is just an auxiliary tool. This is what the textbook says."

"Ha, well, at least it pointed out a way for us. Let's go and have a look."

Under the guidance of the Black Red Kite, Raven and Mei arrived in a small town. The Black Red Kite on the front foot brought them there, but the Black Red Kite on the back foot couldn't wait to run away, for fear of being stepped on by Mei Yi and ravaged. .

"So...the guy who controls these chickens is hiding here?"

Looking at the appearance of the town, Raven, who was eager to find his weapon, frowned slightly. There seemed to be no one in this place! ｝

400 Raven’s villa island is going to be bombed again?

{When Mei and Raven arrived in the town, they looked around and found that there was no one there.

"Is that chicken playing tricks on us?"

"No, I don't think it dared to lie to us. He might have mistaken us for lost islanders and thought we were going home."

Meiyi shook her head and then saw a strange statue.

"Hey, Miss Raven, what is that?"

"What is this? A statue?"

Raven was a little unsure when looking at the ball-like thing, but Mei felt a little familiar when looking at the statue.

"It should be the statue enshrined in the town."

"Is this carving an...egg? Is there a custom of offering eggs in round China?"

"This is the statue of the immortal beast under the Red Kite Immortal Seat. I have seen similar buildings on the coast, but they are much smaller than this one."

Mei told Raven her guess, and then saw what was placed under the statue.

"Ah! There is an incense burner under the statue. It should be used for worship. Hey, what's in it?"

Meiyi leaned over and picked up half of the unburned paper from the incense burner and wiped the dust on it.

"This is a statue of a red kite. Eat it with precious delicacies to bring good luck and good health. If there is no sacrifice, the red kite will be angry and disaster will occur. In the mild case, you will be seriously ill, in the serious case..."

"Hmm... that is to say, this is a statue that the villagers erected in the past to worship the immortal. If you sacrifice it with food, you can get good luck. If you don't do anything, you will get bad luck?"

"Indeed, I heard that in the culture of some areas of China, the Red Kite is also regarded as the god of blessings and kitchen fire."

The raven said that he planned to prepare 'delicious food' for the black and red kite to ensure his good luck and health and not get seriously ill. ｝

[The girl who wants to drink Mei Yi (crossed out) wants to eat the rice cooked by Mei Yi: Wait, use delicious food to commemorate it. Raven, what you cook should not be called delicious food! 】

Thinking of being complained about by Xiao Kong and the answer to the question of poisoning Red Kite, Kiana felt like she knew what was going on.

This problem could have been avoided by asking Mei Yi to do it, but in the end, you poisoned Chi Yuan. If she only cooks every day with this skill, it would be too difficult for the orphans adopted by her.

[Ojima Blast Crow: Uh...]

Raven thought about what she usually cooked, the ones she didn't even want to eat, and the ones Xiaokong and the others ate with tears. It can't be said that they have nothing to do with food, but they are also in a state of being unable to fight.

But in the conscience of heaven and earth, who knew that Miss Meiyi, who was supposed to be pampered and pampered, could actually cook, and she could do it well. If she had known about it in advance, she would not have chosen to cook it herself.

After all, Raven is very confident in his own craftsmanship. He just wants to eat it if he can't kill him. He's a mercenary. He doesn't have high requirements for food. As long as he eats nutritious food, he can't kill him. He can't ask for too much. of.

{"Uh... Is there such a legend about Red Kite Immortal?"

Under Raven's explanation, Mei Yi looked confused. Does Chi Yuan still have such a statement?

"Hey, these are local customs. It's normal if you don't know. As a mythical figure from ancient times, the origin of Red Kite cannot be verified."

"Many folk allusions about her have been confused with other legends by later generations, resulting in various different versions."

"In modern China, Red Kite can be the patron saint, the god of war, the god of wealth, the kitchen god, the matchmaker god. In some areas, it is even the incarnation of the mother of the earth, human ancestors, extraterrestrial life, and even female high school students. "

"No, that's not what I meant..."

Listening to Raven's explanation, Mei became even more confused. Forget about everything else. Is the female high school student serious?That must be a female high school student tens of thousands of years old!

That age must not be older than Teacher Jizi and the principal of the school.

"Anyway, there are no other clues. Let's just follow what the piece of paper says."

"I remember there was a place that looked like a granary on the road. I went to see if there was anything to eat. I paid my respects. The eggs looked like they were ready."

"In this case, let's split up and come back here when we find the ingredients. Seize the time."

"Then...Miss Raven, please be more careful."

"You should worry about yourself first, Miss."

After the raven finished speaking, the two began to look for ingredients separately. ｝

[The girl who wants to drink Mei Yi (crossed out) wants to eat Mei Yi’s cooking: Hmm... Why does it feel like there’s something wrong with the relationship between Raven and Mei Yi? 】

Seeing the eldest lady yelling at the raven as if she was teasing him, Kiana seemed to feel a hint of a love rival in the raven.

[Kojima Blast Crow: Is there any?I don't think so. 】

Why did she feel like she was caught in bed? She and Miss Mei Yi hadn't met yet.

{After finding some ingredients, Mei and Raven returned to the previous kitchen and placed the several pots they brought in next to the stove.

"Four, sugar, oil, and some red beans and mung beans..."

Mei Yi looked at the many ingredients and frowned slightly.

"What's wrong? You look worried."

"Something doesn't feel right. These ingredients are too fresh, and the notes placed with them have not been opened for a long time. But no matter how well these ingredients are sealed, the beans cannot be preserved for that long."

"There's no point in thinking about it. This thing isn't for people to eat anyway. Let's just process it and send it to the gods."

Since it is not for people to eat, the raven has the confidence to make good food. Anyway, as long as it is not eaten, it is definitely not unpalatable.

"Well, with the existing ingredients, let's make bean paste cake. This is a traditional snack in China and is also suitable for worship."

"It's just that I have never made the orthodox Chinese bean paste cake, so I can only try my best to recreate it based on the impression."

When Mei was confused, Raven patted her chest, looking confident.

"It doesn't matter, leave the cooking to me."

Raven rolled up her sleeves and began pouring flour into the clay bowl.

"Hey, do you know how to make snacks?"

"I just know a little bit about it. I have some difficult children at home. In order to please them, I know more or less how to make exotic pastries."

"I don't want to owe you any favors. Since you found the ingredients, let me do the cooking. The division of labor is the most fair, don't you think?"

After Raven finished speaking, he started busy making snacks. As a mercenary, efficiency is the most important thing. So, it didn't take long for Mei to see the snacks made by Raven.

Looking at a group of dark things, Mei couldn't help but think of Kiana's dark dishes, but the raven had already finished cooking and the ingredients were gone, so the two had no choice but to hand over the tributes. .

It was fine at first and nothing happened, but when the tributes became less, the sky turned blood red after a while. ｝

[The girl who wants to drink Mei Yi (crossed out) wants to eat Mei Yi’s cooking: Huh?Raven's villa island is about to explode again? 】

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401 Rooftop has a great view, so I’ll smash it with Kiana.

[Little Island Blast Crow: What do you mean my villa, the island, is going to blow up again!That island is not mine!Don't tell me that as long as the island is related to me, it will explode! 】

Raven has had enough. She doesn't want to be an island Exploding Crow. She also wants to raise her children on the villa island and retire on the villa island!

[The girl who wants to drink Mei Yi (crossed out) wants to eat the rice cooked by Mei Yi: Uh... isn't it? Your island seems to have been blown up. Even this island that is only related to you seems to be destroyed. Bar.

You look at the blood-red sky, as if some terrifying existence is about to get angry. If it can affect the weather, considering it is a Herrscher-level existence, if the Great Collapse breaks out on the island...]

[Kojima Blast Crow:...] Can you stop talking about the Great Collapse?

You're trying to kill someone to kill someone!

When talking about the sinking of the island under the great collapse, Raven couldn't help but think of what Xiao Kong said in the Qianqian video.

[Herrscher of Rice: Okay, Kiana, stop talking, Raven is already pitiful enough, so don’t continue to rub salt into her wounds. 】

{"This is……"

In the picture, she looked at the big bird experiencing the transformation from a god statue. She was a little curious, and the raven explained it to her.

"The immortal beast under Immortal Red Kite's seat, Red Kite Bird, I didn't expect you to hide a creature that looks like it can move in the statue."

"Ah...! Miss Raven, look, there is something dark around its mouth! Those are the traces left behind after eating. The few pieces of bean paste cake that disappeared must have been eaten by it."

"In other words, our worship has been completed?"

"Jeepee!!!"

It was okay if the raven didn't say it. After the raven said that the worship was completed, the black red kite, who was already angry because he had eaten something extremely unpalatable, became even more angry.

She asked you to worship her and then poisoned her. After the poisoning, she told her that the worship was over. Is there such a thing?

"Is this the sound it makes?"

Listening to the chirping of the bird and looking at the black and red kite that had turned into a living creature, Mei Yi spoke unhurriedly, and the raven on the side also nodded in agreement.

"It opened its mouth, it must be him."

"It seemed... dissatisfied with the tribute."

Raven: "..."

The huge red kite flapped its wings, whipping up a gust of wind and approaching the two of them. Faced with the seemingly ferocious attack, Raven and Mei responded quickly and prepared to resist the impact.

However, under the guard of Raven and Mei Yi, Red Kite suddenly covered its belly, fell to the ground and vomited.

Yai: "..."

Raven: "..."

After vomiting all the foreign objects in his belly, the immortal beast became more majestic and its eyes were full of anger towards the two people in front of him.

"I've never heard of gods eating sacrifices before..."

"We'll know next time, if there is a next time."

There was a noise in the woods, and countless small white birds jumped out and gathered around the red kite.

"It turns out these guys are in the same group."

"These guys, tsk, if I were still interested in weapons."

Amidst the angry roar of Black Red Kite, the two sides officially started fighting, and then, the scene ended. ｝

[Want to fall in love: ...In an angry state, I had to vomit out all the food I ate because of a stomachache. How unpalatable was that food?

This is comparable to Kiana's cooking skills. How did those children adopted by Raven survive? 】

Seeing the unbearable food that even animals couldn't stand, Jizi couldn't help but worry about the children adopted by the raven, living under the shelter of the raven who was as good at cooking as Kiana. What were they eating? Kaslan Na’s instant noodles?

Such unpalatable snacks, from what Raven said, it seemed that Raven had learned them specially. So what did they eat before?

If they can survive, they can't all fall into Kiana's stomach, right?

[Kojima Blast Crow: I tried my best, and I made the snacks strictly according to the instructions in the book. Logically speaking, they should be right. 】

Raven also felt very wronged. The food she cooked was made strictly according to the instructions in the book. How could something go wrong? It even reached the level of food poisoning.

[Five-thousand-less-than-eight-year-old Fu-Pup: Well, I think I know what’s going on. 】

Seeing Raven's barrage, Fu Hua couldn't help but think of the recipe given to Kiana at that time. It was clearly for red kite steamed buns, but Kiana had to make the steamed buns into angry birds.

[Reward distribution, this time the reward is the Herrscher of Thunder experience card (in Yeyu Chunlan costume state). After using it, you can get the Herrscher of Thunder wearing Yeyu Chunlan state for one day. 】

[The girl who wants to drink Mei Yi (crossed out) wants to eat Mei Yi’s cooking: Huh?Night rain and spring waves?Yes, is it the name of Mei Yi’s clothes?Is that the one in the video? 】