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19 Xiaoqiang, you can’t die

Sambo's eyes widened. You are slandering me in this projection. When did I, Sambo, do such a thing?

But...hey, it seems interesting, too?

……

Sangbo's acting skills were so perfect that Fu Xuan and Qingque felt sad and heartbroken: "Qingque, you see how pitiful he is, let's buy him back to the general's mansion, okay?"

Qing Que nodded with tears in his eyes: "Then buy him."

Zhou Ye was anxious: "Sister, I came first."

Fu Xuan: "Isn't this a matter of first come, first served?"

Qingque cried: "Yes, six people died in my family, and only one died in your family. I also want to help you, but I am really in a dilemma."

Zhou Ye: "..."

Zhou Ye: "But I'm miserable too."

Qingque was a little anxious: "If you have anything worse than him, tell me quickly."

[Theresa: What kind of competition? 】

[Alicia: Two bad boys actually compare themselves to each other. Let me guess, what treasure in the General’s Mansion is worthy of your treatment?Is there a sweetheart you like here? 】

[Jingyuan:? ? 】

[Jing Yuan: Wait, our general’s office is full of men, there are no women. 】

[Qiana: Ah this...@zhouye, I didn’t expect you to even let men go. It’s so perverted! 】

[Zhou Ye: Kiana, stop slandering me. Why are there no women in the general’s mansion?Aren't Fu Xuan and Qing Que female?That's what Jing Yuan said, do you know if there are dozens or hundreds of concubines hidden in other people's houses? 】

[Kiana: Huh? 】

[Jingyuan: Well, Zhou Ye may not necessarily be here for his sweetheart, but maybe for some treasure from the General’s Mansion? 】

[Alicia: But I think the possibility of my sweetheart is more likely. 】

[Sunday Night: If you support Alicia, please send 1, if you support Jingyuan, please send 2]

【March 11111:[-]】

[Jing Yuan: 22222222]

Qingque's words made Zhou Ye a little confused: "I, I, this, this... Look, I haven't cut my nails in the past few days, and they are full of black mud. Isn't this miserable enough?"

Before he finished speaking, a puppy next to Sambo's feet whimpered twice and fell to the ground, losing his voice.

"Prosperous wealth, prosperous wealth!?"

Sangbo was shocked, hugged Wangcai and cried, "Wangcai, Wangcai, you can't die, Wangcai!"

"You've been with me for so long, and you've been loyal to me, and treated me with sincerity, but until now I haven't even given you a full meal. I'm sorry for you, Wangcai!"

His acting skills even put him down.

Zhou Ye's eyes widened, I guess, so outrageous?

Suddenly, he found a cockroach running under Qingque's feet.

"Be careful!"

Zhou Ye suddenly made a sound, startling Qing Que, and accidentally stepped on a cockroach.

Zhou Ye quickly picked up the crushed cockroach and cried bitterly: "Xiaoqiang, Xiaoqiang, what's wrong with you, Xiaoqiang? Xiaoqiang, you can't die!"

"You and I have been dependent on each other and have shared joys and sorrows together for so many years. I have always taught and raised you as if I were my own flesh and blood. I didn't expect that today a white-haired person would send a black-haired person to you."

Zhou Ye cried so miserably that Sangbo over there was a little dumbfounded.

Only Fu Xuan and Qing Que were completely unaware. Qing Que was confused and confused: "Master Tai Bu, they are both so miserable, what should I do?"

"Look and talk."

Sambo quickly put down the puppy in his hand and walked over aggressively: "Damn it."

Sambo: "Brother, please stop making trouble. Look how clean you are. Go in and put on makeup and come back. Look at me. I'm dead and my hands are full of sores. How can you be worse than me?"

Sambo rolled up his sleeves, with very realistic sores drawn on them, looking extremely pitiful.

Zhou Ye gritted his teeth and said, "Don't compare with me. I can't stand others comparing myself to myself."

Sambo: "So what if I compare with you!"

Zhou Ye: "Are you forcing me?"

Sambo: "Can you be worse than me?"

"Depend on!"

Sambo's words made Zhou Ye anxious. He picked up a wooden stick as thick as a baby's arm from the ground and smashed it on his arm.

"Damn it! Ouch!!!"

There was a "click", and the sound of fracture came from the arm. Zhou Ye endured the severe pain and gritted his teeth and said: "You said your hands were full of sores. Now my whole hand is broken. Who is worse than the other?"

[Qiana: @ Zhou Ye, you are too showy. 】

[Jing Yuan: No, no, if you really want to come to our general’s residence, just tell me. It’s really no problem. 】

[Fu Xuan: I’m so convinced. You Ning Yuan even broke your own bones and you still want to come to the General’s Mansion. What on earth are you doing here? 】

Sambo was dumbfounded: "You are playing so well!"

"Your father, I have sex with you today!"

"I, I, I... I will play with you to the end! Damn it, come on!"

Sambo picked up the stick, held it with both hands, and hit himself hard on the head. Blood immediately flowed out like a fountain.

Sambo laughed loudly: "Hey, hahaha, you want to play with me, I don't even want my life, let's see how you compare with me! Who dares to be worse than me!"

Before he finished speaking, he fell to the ground and burped.

Zhou Ye was dumbfounded and surrendered: "Good boy, it's a shame for you, we will meet again later!"

Qing Que quickly stopped Zhou Ye: "Hey, hey, that person is dead, so I can only buy you."

Zhou Ye was very surprised: "Really? Then we need to add another five taels."

"You are raising your price from the ground up!"

"No, I want to bury this guy."

"What a good guy, just buy him."

Fu Xuan stopped Qingque: "Qingque, just buy it if you want. We have to go in and ask the general before we can decide. You can come back tomorrow."

The two returned to the General's Mansion, and Zhou Ye had a loving look on his face: "Sister Fu Xuan, thank you for your hard work."

Fu Xuan turned around and showed a smile that was either teasing or comforting.

Zhou Ye trembled all over, as if he had been shot by Cupid: "Wow, start teasing me now, mother, I've got it!"

[Kiana: 6]

【March 6:[-]】

[Jing Yuan: What a good boy, you are actually here for our Fu Qing! ? 】

Jing Yuan was shocked. He thought Zhou Ye was interested in some treasure from their general's mansion, but it turned out he was here for Fu Xuan.

A funny smile couldn't help but appear on his face.

[Fu Xuan: Rude person! ! 】

[Sambo: Huh?I am dead?No, what am I trying to do? 】

Sangbo was confused. Why was he in the projection so arrogant and arguing with Zhou Ye? What was he arguing about? He couldn't really be fighting for the Master Taibu in the Immortal Boat Luofu.

[March [-]: @zhouye, you are too crazy, what are you trying to do? 】

[Jing Yuan: You haven’t figured out what the picture is. It’s obviously a picture of our Lord Taibu. Wow, I didn’t expect that our Lord Taibu would be so popular. 】

[Fu Xuan: Jing Yuan! ! ! 】

[Jing Yuan: Hey, Fu Qing, what’s wrong with you? I’m complimenting you. Why are you so angry? 】

[Theresa: That’s too much! @京元]

[Qingque: Master Taibu, you are so popular. Unlike me, no one is chasing you at all. Damn! 】

[Tingyun: Haha, is there a possibility that Miss Qingque is addicted to playing mahjong every day and has no time to meet the boy she likes? 】

[Fu Xuan: @zhouye, you bad guy!Don't think about it. Even if I starve to death or jump off a building, I won't agree to your pursuit! 】

[Zhou Ye: I didn’t say I wanted to chase you. The projection is the projection, the reality is the reality, and I don’t like a little guy like you yet. 】

[Fu Xuan: You actually called me a little kid! ? 】

Fu Xuan's expression changed. Although she was indeed not tall, she hated being called small in her life!

Which person is born without flaws?

Who is born perfect?

Even Jing Yuan, was he born perfect?Are marshals born perfect?

Fu Xuan gritted his teeth. She didn't want to be so short. What could she do if she was born with it?

Others can also take medicine or undergo surgery to increase their height.But what they Xianzhou people will be like in this life has been determined since they were born.

If you are 1.4 meters tall, you will always be only 1.4 meters tall.If you are born with a disability, you will remain a disabled person for the rest of your life.

Even if you take medicine or have surgery the day after tomorrow, your body will return to its original appearance before long.

Height, this is Fu Xuan's lifelong pain!

[Zhou Ye: Isn’t it? 】

[Theresa: @ Zhouye, bastard!shameless! 】

[Zhou Ye: @ Theresa, no, have I spoken to you? Can you please stop interrupting my conversation with Fu Xuan every time? 】

[Theresa: No, Fu Xuan is too young, I’m afraid she will be fooled by you! 】

[Zhou Ye: Is there a possibility that Fu Xuan can be your grandma? After all, people in Xianzhou are very long-lived and can live for thousands of years. 】

[Theresa: What, there is such a thing? 】

[Fu Xuan: I'm still young!Don't talk nonsense! 】

[Jing Yuan: That’s right, Fu Qing is only 16 years old this year and knows everything. 】

[Zhou Ye: One thousand six hundred years old, right?Got it, got it. 】

[Theresa: Stop talking nonsense!When I looked at Fu Xuan's profile picture, he was about the same age as me, probably only 16 years old. 】

[Zhou Ye: Let me go, Theresa, do you want to be shameless?You are clearly over 50, but you have the nerve to say you are 16? 】

[Theresa: Who said that!I am only 49 this year! 】

20 magical girl reriri

[Show Night: What is the difference between 49 and 50? 】

[Tingyun: Huh? 49?But Miss Theresa's avatar looks very young, but she is already so old?Strange, aren’t you outsiders all short-lived? 】

[Zhou Ye: Is there a possibility that Theresa is not an ordinary human being? 】

[Theresa: @ Zhouye, you bastard, you are despicable!You are shameless!I will destroy you on behalf of destiny! 】

[Zhou Ye: Why didn’t you say you wanted to destroy me on behalf of the moon? @ Theresa, I’ll send you a song, don’t be angry. 】

[Theresa: Song?Can you still write songs? ? ? 】

[Zhou Ye: Of course, the songs I wrote are really nice. Listen to them. 】

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