[Fu Xuan: Jingyuan, please don’t call 6 yet. Let me ask you, why haven’t you gone home after so long? 】

[Jingyuan: No, Fu Qing, are you still squatting with me at my house? 】

[Fu Xuan: Haha, I’m here to talk to you about work. 】

[Jingyuan: Okay, then you squat down. I will never return to this home. 】

[Zhou Ye: @FuXuan, there is no place for you in this family. 】

[Fu Xuan:...]

[week night: cough, sorry, the phlegm is stuck @natasha]

[Natasha: ...Why do you want to ate me? 】

[Alicia: Wow, it’s Natasha, so cute. 】

[Natasha: ...Thank you, but I am not a little girl like Kiana, and sweet words have no effect on me. 】

[Alicia: It’s so sad. I really feel that way. After all, I represent the real Alicia. 】

[Padophilis: Really, Sister Ellie never lies, uh, except for very small things. 】

[Padophilis: Hey, the projection seems to be on. 】

……

Earth, a floating fortress across the ages, is the headquarters of Tianming, the largest organization on the planet.

But at this moment, at Tianming Headquarters, a group of people gathered around the entrance of the main building, watching eagerly.

Seeing so many people on Zhou Ye, I felt a little scared, but for the sake of face, I still pretended to be bold and arrogant: "You are the one who stands out? Brother Tianming is taking a nap inside. Who is not afraid of death? Take a step forward."

Everyone stepped forward.

"Oh, that means there is no discussion. Okay, the rules of the arena, it's a one-on-one fight, one versus one, no one can commit a foul."

Zhou Ye scanned the group of people with his eyes and selected the one who looked the easiest to bully.

"The aunt who took the onions, come out!"

Leiden Meiyi stood up with a dark expression on his face.

[Thunder Mei: Auntie? ? 】

[Theresa: Auntie? ? 】

[Qiana: @zhouye, you actually said that Mei is an aunt?I will never let you go! 】

[March [-]: Uh, I have a question too. Why is Mei Yi holding a bag of green onions? 】

[Theresa: I don’t know, it looks like she just came back from shopping for groceries. 】

Zhou Ye raised his eyebrows: "Why are you looking so fierce? Do you think you can beat me? I'll let you punch me, just hit me."

Leiden Meiyi's fist was emitting lightning, and he punched Zhou Ye in the stomach!

"puff."

Zhou Ye immediately spat out a mouthful of blood with a look of pain on his face, and then wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth.

"Auntie, what are you doing?"

"I cook in the cafeteria."

Leiden Meiyi said lightly with blood on his face.

Zhou Ye: "Just cook well and go back to the cafeteria."

"There's something wrong."

"You've done something wrong and you talk back. It's not because there's anything wrong with you. I've already killed you."

[Jing Yuan: 666]

[Sambo: 666]

[Fu Xuan: Zhou Ye, you are so tough! 】

37 [Third update] If you lie to your friends, don’t lie to yourself too.

[Mebius: I was laughing so hard. 】

[Kiana: Zhou Ye, you must be too harsh. You even vomited blood without giving up. 】

[Padofilis: That’s right, I feel like Zhou Ye and Sister Snake are equally matched when it comes to being tough-talking. 】

[Mebius:? 】

[Padofilis: Oh, ah, I'm sorry, Sister Snake, I was wrong. You have a hard mouth. You have a hard mouth. It's better to have a hard mouth. 】

[Mebius: Pado, come to my laboratory. 】

[Padophilis: Ouch, no! ! 】

Zhou Ye wiped the corners of his mouth, calmed his breath, and then looked at the crowd again: "That dwarf! The one who is half an inch away from five feet is you. If you are short, you must admit it and stand firm after being beaten. Come out."

Teresa walked out holding Judas, who was two meters tall.

Zhou Ye was immediately frightened: "...Hey, I look down on those dishonest people the most in my life. Sit down!"

Teresa went back holding Judas honestly.

Zhou Ye continued to look at the crowd: "That girl in the skirt, come out, with a pair of big wings around your waist, you want to go to heaven!"

Finally, Kiana came out, and just her breath made Zhou Ye tremble a little.

"Hey, I didn't call you beauty, I called that... that drill bit, drill bit, I've been holding you back for a long time, come out."

Bronya walked out wearing a mecha and holding a cannon in her hand.

"Okay, okay. It's big enough. It's big enough. Hey, no one looks like a human being. It's your own fault. Today's duel is cancelled."

[Jing Yuan: 666]

[Sambo: 666]

[Qiana: @zhouye, why are you so cowardly? Didn’t you agree to fight in a one-on-one battle? 】

[March [-]: That’s right, poof, I can’t help it anymore, I can’t help it anymore. 】

Zhou Ye's mouth twitched: "System, you're messing with me? You're doing second creations, can you do some of my more awesome second creations? Don't make fun of me, okay?"

[Padophilis: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, you also have today on Sunday night. 】

[Theresa: I found that this projection room especially likes to focus on Zhou Ye. Pfft, I laughed to death. 】

[Kiana: Hahaha, if you bully Mei Yi again, this will be retribution! 】

[March [-]: Pfft, I’m sorry, Zhou Ye, I didn’t intend to laugh, but I couldn’t hold it back. 】

[Jingyuan: Hahaha, brother Zhou Ye, you said you are really tough, including the time when you had kidney deficiency. If you can’t do it, no one will laugh at you. If it really doesn’t work, tell your brother and he will help you buy some medicine. It doesn't matter, people have to admit their shortcomings. 】

Jing Yuan held his stomach and laughed. He found that the projection room really liked to play pranks on him.

During the first projection, Zhou Ye was almost surprised by the Yunqi Army.

The second projection revealed Zhou Ye's kidney deficiency.

The third projection was better. After all, Zhou Ye was a great leader of Xianzhou, and his status was even higher than him.Unfortunately, it wasn't a good image that time, and it robbed him of several achievements.

Not to mention the projections at the back, which are more and more excessive every time.Jing Yuan really doubted whether the projection room really had a grudge against Zhou Ye.

[Zhou Ye: Haha, Jingyuan, I’m afraid you don’t know the relationship between me and the projection. To tell you the truth, I bought the projection room with points from the system mall. According to seniority, the projection room has to call me daddy! 】

[Jingyuan: 6, why didn’t you say that the projection room still calls you grandpa? 】

[Sambo: Brother, it’s almost done, don’t be so tough. 】

[Zhou Ye: Damn it, no one believes it to be honest. 】

[Jing Yuan: Good brother, don’t be disappointed, I will send you some medicine later. 】

[Zhou Ye: Send your sister’s medicine!I do not want!I can survive three days and three nights without medication. 】

[Sambo: Brother, it’s okay to lie to your buddies, just don’t fool yourself.It doesn't really matter if you cheated me, it'll be over with a haha.But I hope you can wipe the corners of your eyes after typing this to prevent tears from falling on the screen of your phone.It doesn't matter if you believe what you said.It can also give you some comfort, but it’s almost as easy as telling a lie to your brothers. I believe you won’t lose a piece of meat, but don’t take it too seriously.It’s really not that my brother wants to break your defenses. Wipe your tears and think about it carefully. Who else would believe your words except brothers? 】

[Jing Yuan: Brother Sangbo is so talented in literature!Let me help you translate it in ancient Chinese. You can play with friends, but don’t play with your heart.Friendships are no problem, just smile and let them go.I hope you will wipe your tears after you finish speaking and don’t shed tears on your screen.Your words can comfort you if you believe them; if you believe them, you will be able to do anything.Don’t take your words as truth.Friends will trust you, and you will be bullied without any hindrance, just laugh it off.If you are not a friend, you will be hurt. Wipe your tears and ask your heart.Who would believe what you say if they are not your friends? 】

[Kiana: I can’t understand it, but I’m shocked. 】

[Theresa: So I have already said, Kiana, I want you to study cultural lessons. 】

[Fu Xuan: Pfft, Zhou Ye, you have today too. 】

[Sushang: @zhouye, we are both fallen people from the end of the world. I didn’t want to laugh, but I just couldn’t help it, haha. 】

Su Shang covered her mouth and smiled strangely.

She didn't want to laugh, but this video was too funny. Zhou Ye obviously vomited blood and pretended to be fine.

He also said that Theresa was short, but when he saw their weapons later, he was so frightened that his face changed color.

Also, the drill bit at the end is so funny.

Su Shang was smiling, and when she looked at the chat history in the projection room, her smile suddenly stopped.

[Zhou Ye: Sushang’s mother, I want to report it!Su Shang doesn't study well, so watch the video here! 】

[Sushang: Huh?you you you……】

Su Shang was stunned at first, but when she realized what she was doing, she was shocked. How could this person not afford to play, and how could he sue his parents?

[Li Sushang: @苏裳, don’t panic, you go to school and let me have a verbal battle with this guy. 】

[Sushang: @李素裳, be careful, this guy is very good at talking. 】

[Li Sushang: It’s okay, I’m also very good at speaking. 】

[Sang Bo: Dirty dirty driving. 】

[March [-]: @ Zhou Ye, if you are not feeling well, please tell me. We are companions. I will buy you an old hen and make soup to keep you healthy... Ah, that’s right!I almost forgot, I'm so poor and penniless, it's Saturday night, can you tell me the lottery numbers for next week, so that I can have money to make chicken soup for you. 】

[Jingyuan: @三月七, I heard your plan in Xianzhou. 】

[Zhou Ye: Come on, why are you still thinking about that lottery number? 】

[March [-]: Of course, this is the fastest way for me to make a fortune. 】

[Zhou Ye: Let me tell you the truth. It is useless to tell you lottery numbers. Lottery tickets are all scams. It is like playing rock, paper, scissors with someone. If you win, I will give you 500 million, but you must first Out, do you think you can win? 】

[March [-]: Ah this...]

38 [Fourth update] Throw Honkai into the fairy boat

March Qi's expression froze, but after thinking about it carefully, she felt that what Zhou Ye said made sense, and she was speechless.

"That's right. If you can really win the lottery, why is it the same person who goes to receive the prize on TV every time?"

Although the people wore different clothes and masks, judging from some details, they were undoubtedly the same person.

This was an extremely heavy blow to March [-], who had always wanted to make a fortune from lottery tickets.

[Esta: @ Zhou Ye, @ March 500, I can recommend a lottery agency to you. It is absolutely reliable, but it can only win once a week, and the maximum one award can only be [-] million. 】

[March [-]: Is there really such a reliable lottery agency? Thank you, Esta. What kind of lottery agency is it?What is your name? 】

[Esta: I haven’t decided on a name yet. I’ll tell you in the afternoon. 】

[March [-]:? ? 】

【star:? ? 】

[Kiana:? ? 】

[Theresa: @ESTA, you, what do you mean by this? Do you mean that you plan to open a lottery agency yourself? 】

[Esta: Yes, why not just create a lottery agency? It doesn’t cost much, and I will supervise the whole process of this agency, so there will be absolutely no fraud. 】

[Theresa: Huh? ?What are you picturing?Aren't you giving them money on Saturday night? 】

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