The three-star sky collapsed and the second creation was made, and the fun of living in space

[Zhou Ye: Shall I wipe it? 】

Zhou Ye feels very innocent. It would be fine if he had really done these things. The problem is that he has not done them!Never done it before!

Slander, this is Chi Guoguo’s slander.

Zhou Ye quickly explained.

[Zhou Ye: @苏裳, don’t listen to Qingque’s nonsense. She took your photo and wanted to sell it to me at a high price. I didn’t buy it and she felt unhappy, and then she planned to slander me. 】

[Sushang: Huh? 】

[Qing Que: Su Shang, don’t listen to Zhou Ye’s nonsense. How could I be that kind of person? 】

Qingque was anxious. Although what Zhou Ye said was true, she could never admit it.

Although the little girl Su Shang looks quite honest, as the saying goes, if a rabbit bites someone when it is anxious, and if you take care of your own mistakes, big trouble may really happen.

So she firmly denied it.

[Su Shang: Yes, Qing Que is not that kind of person. 】

[Zhou Ye: You silly girl, you are sold out and you help me count the money, you are really convinced. 】

[Fu Xuan: @青鸟, what are you doing?I didn't ask you to go to the bookstore to buy books for me. Why did you go to play with Su Shang? 】

[Qingque: Uh...]

[Zhou Ye: @苏裳, it’s better to use your brain more and don’t listen to the wind or the rain. If I ask Fu Xuan to kill Qingque, she will kill her?Why do I speak so well? Do you think I am General Luofu? 】

[Su Shang: Oh, this...]

[Zhou Ye: If you don’t believe me, ask Fu Xuan. Fu Xuan, if I ask you to expel Qingque, will you expel him? 】

[Fu Xuan: Are you dreaming? 】

[Zhou Ye: Look. 】

[Su Shang: Ah this...]

[Qing Que: Su Shang, you listen to me, you believe me, we are all Xianzhou people, will I still lie to you? 】

[Zhou Ye: Just tell me, Xianzhou people will not lie to Xianzhou people. 】

[Qingque: Even if I don’t tell you, Su Shang will believe me. We are the best friends! 】

[Zhou Ye: Just say that Xianzhou people will not lie to Xianzhou people. 】

[Qingque:...]

[Zhou Ye: Look, you don’t even dare to say it. 】

Qingque's mouth twitched, yes, she didn't dare to say it.

She just told a lie. Zhou Ye wanted her to lose her nationality. She was so inhuman!

[Qingque: Sushang, we are best friends, believe me! 】

[Sushang: Uh, um, it seems like we met for the first time today...]

[Qingque: What’s the matter? We hit it off right away, can’t we? 】

[Fu Xuan: I finally understand what's going on, @青鸟, you are a seasoned veteran of the workplace, but you just lied to a little girl like this, are you embarrassed? 】

[Qingque: Hey, Master Taibu, you say that as if I am not a little girl. 】

[Zhou Ye: You are a veteran, and I am a newbie. Can this be the same? 】

Su Shang looked at Qingque: "Qingque..."

"Ahem, okay, I admit, I did want to take revenge on Zhou Ye..."

"You, you actually lied to me, you are so bad!" Su Shang was very angry and sad. She ignored Qing Que and ran out of the bookstore. When she arrived at the door, she was stopped by the clerk, who held a slightly wet book in his hand. DaDa dictionary.

"Guest, please settle your bill before leaving."

Su Shang's face suddenly turned red, and Qing Que said, "Let me help her get married."

"Need not."

With that said, Su Chang finished paying the bill, took the dictionary and left angrily.Qingque scratched his head: "Hey, it's messed up now."

[Zhou Ye: @苏裳, do you believe me now? 】

[Sushang: Hmm...]

[Zhou Ye: I have told you a long time ago that there are many bad people on Luofu. Only I am the most trustworthy. Everyone else is a bad person. Everyone else is a bad guy who wants to defraud you of money or hide your sex. I am the only one. is the most credible. 】

[Fu Xuan:? 】

[Jingyuan: PUA, right? 】

[Qiana: Pfft, Su Shang, you are such an idiot for believing such a lie. 】

[Su Shang: You are the fool. 】

[Kiana: You are an idiot. 】

[Su Shang: You are an idiot. 】

Su Chang's face turned red from holding it back.

She's not stupid.

She traveled from Yaoqing Fairy Boat to Luofu alone, which is equivalent to traveling out of the province alone. She is not an idiot.

[Zhou Ye: Don’t fight anymore, don’t fight anymore. 】

[Theresa: Oh, Kiana, why are you so insistent on the word idiot. 】

[Sandy Duck Bronya: It’s very simple, because we usually call Kiana and often call stupid Kiana. Over time, stupid Kiana may feel very unhappy, so she wants to give this nickname to another one who is even stupider. people. 】

[Kiana: I'm not an idiot. If I have to say it, Bronya and aunt, you are not very smart, are you? 】

[Bronya Bronya: Stupid Kiana, what are you talking about? Bronya gets No. 1 in every exam. 】

[Theresa: That’s right, as for me, the former S-class Valkyrie of Destiny, you actually have the nerve to talk about the two of us? 】

[Kiana: So, what’s going on...]

[Zhou Ye: @奇ANA, let me test you with a question. As long as you can answer it, you can get rid of the nickname "idiot". How about it? 】

[Kiana: Okay, you ask. 】

[Zhou Ye: OK, let me ask you, there are seven monkeys on the tree and seven monkeys under the tree. How many monkeys are there in total? 】

[Kiana: Huh?What a problem. 】

Kiana's mouth twitched. She felt that Zhou Ye was looking down on her. Do you still need to ask such a simple question?

Hey, wait a minute, why is Pinyin used in this sentence?

By the way, Zhou Ye must have made a typo!Kiana nodded.

[Kiana: There are 7 monkeys on the tree and 7 monkeys under the tree, 14 monkeys in total! 】

[Zhou Ye: Wrong!There are 8 monkeys in total. 】

[Kiana: Why 8 monkeys?This unscientific! 】

[Thunder and Lightning Meiyi: Yes, Zhou Ye, why are there 8 monkeys? 】

[Zhou Ye: Because there is a monkey riding on a tree and seven monkeys under the tree, 1+7 equals 8]

[Kiana: You...you are cheating!You deliberately used Pinyin to mislead me! 】

[Sushang: Phew, idiot, idiot, Kiana is such a big idiot, she can answer such a simple question wrong. 】

[Zhou Ye: It sounds like you are very smart. Okay, let’s do it again. There are seven monkeys on the tree and seven monkeys under the tree. How many monkeys are there in total? 】

[Su Shang: There are 8 monkeys in total! 】

[Zhou Ye: Wrong, there are 14 monkeys in total. 】

[Sushang: You are cheating! !Chiguoguo’s cheating! ! 】

[Jing Yuan: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha made me laugh so hard. 】

[Qiana: @苏裳, you even called me a fool. Didn’t you answer the question wrong too? 】

Qiana was happy. She was very aggrieved after being ridiculed by Su Chang before.

When she saw that Su Shang also got the answer wrong, she immediately felt happy.

[Su Shang: No, no, here’s another one! 】

[Zhou Ye: OK, let’s have another one. It’s Chinese New Year. I have a pig and a donkey at home. Do you want to kill the pig or the donkey first? 】

[Su Shang: Of course, kill first...]

[Zhou Ye: Don’t worry, I suggest you think more about this issue. 】

[Kiana: Hey, if you have anything to think about, you must kill the pig first. 】

[Theresa: Why kill the pig first? 】

[Kiana: Because I like to eat pork. 】

【Theresa：6】

[Zhou Ye: @奇ANA, congratulations, you got the answer right, the donkey thought so too. 】

[Kiana: Yeah!I got it right! 】

[Theresa: Ah, no, can this be answered correctly?Hiss, wait...]

Everyone in the projection room fell into deep thought.

Suddenly, Theresa's eyes widened. Did the donkey think the same way?

Only Kiana was extremely happy.No, there is another person with an envious look.

[Sushang: Tsk, you just have a little faster hand speed, what’s the matter? 】

[March [-]: Hey, Su Shang, haven’t you understood what’s going on? 】

[Sushang: What do you understand? 】

[Zhou Ye: Think again. 】

Qiana and Su Shang were lost in thought at the same time.Donkey thinks so too?

Kiana's face changed drastically, as if she had turned into a donkey's head.

[Qiana: @ Zhouye, bastard!You actually scolded me! 】

[Su Shang: Pfft, Qiana, you are such an idiot. There are people who actually admit that they are donkeys. I laughed so hard. 】

[Kiana: You, you, you! 】

[Jingyuan: @苏裳, the eldest brother does not laugh at the second brother. 】

[Zhou Ye: You two sleeping dragons and phoenixes, please stop making fun of each other. 】

[Theresa: Pfft, I’m laughing so hard, Kiana, you just figured out such a simple question. 】

[Kiana:...]

Kiana's face turned red from suppressing it, but luckily the projection opened and helped him out.

……

Yaoqing Xianzhou, an office building, an HR is applying for two new employees.

Su Shang looked at the information of the two people: "Why should we hire you?"

[Sushang: Me?Hum, Kiana, look, I'm on the stage again. You haven't appeared in the projection room so many times, but I did it. 】

[Kiana: What are you proud of? I can appear next time too. 】

Sambo replied without thinking: "Because you are recruiting people."

Su Shang was stunned: "I cannot accept this answer."

Zhou Ye next to him asked: "In other words, let me ask, why should we accept this position?"

? ?

Su Shang: "What?"