Jujutsushi Wa Yuusha Ni Narenai

My name is Yokomichi I (Introduction). He's a regular boy high school kid with a little bit of a nerd, everywhere.

September 21st, this week is a shitty Monday. Ha, seriously, I'm not doing this, I'm not letting you go to school in the morning like this because you lack sleep in the real-time reality of late night cartoons here. Monday school attendance shall be in the afternoon. So much for national law, you incompetent politicians. You're paying high taxes. Sales tax?

And with such a highly political thing in mind, I arrived in the class on time, serious on the face.

"Phew, boo, boo."

I'm so out of breath. Damn, why is our classroom on the third floor such a dumb place? I'll be tired in the morning. I'm paying a lot of money for school, like an escalator. It's the 21st century.

"Oh, look, the creepy pigs are gasping."

"Seriously, boo-boo, say it, huh?

"Hey, stop it, it just sounds like a pig's beep anymore"

Hey, I'm listening, there's a trio up and down in the grubby mob style. If you fight in a bee, I'm stronger than the weights overwhelmingly. You don't even know that, do you, fighting amateur?

Uh, shit, seriously, chest shit wali no today. It's annoying, you fucking mutts.

But I won't cause you any trouble. The pacifist kind of me, I'll just stare at those motherfuckers for a second, and I'll forgive you.

Hmm, you mutton fish. I was just staring at him, and he stopped talking. Don't freak out about my killing. It's just my sharp eye for such a mutton.

- Hey, creepy pig, what are you looking at?

"Buuuu!? BE, nothing......"

"Ah? I would have watched. Say something. In the meantime, say it, fat man."

"Hey, don't stop. No, you're freaking out on the sidewalk."

"I don't like it, because, Apricot, I definitely..."

"No one calls you by name."

"It's okay," he said, "it's okay, don't, don't, don't, don't."

Ku, shit... shit... this fucking DQN mouth. Don't let the upper middle-down trio get you on track with the Monkey Mountain boss temper. Teme, 'cause if I'm serious, you're gonna fuck me. Shimmer one day. Because it shimmers.

Congratulations. It's called Bad. It's in the private White Ridge School of this graduate school. Seriously, it's a trashy DQN guy. The type of real scum I hate the most in the world.

How can you keep such a guy alive in peace, Japanese law is too loose. Although DQNs like him should be targeted for immediate annihilation. Yeah, I'm gonna leave those garbage scumbags alone, so the world won't be at peace forever.

If I come up with a complete crime, Temehe's an instant giltie.

Now at best, stick with that fucking bitch and make it look like hella fun.

Shit, you're not mistaken about that fucking bitch, Langdo Apricot and Teme helping me out. Because a woman like you dating a fucking DQN mouth is just as scumbag as Soytz.

Mostly, this woman named Apricot, she's already a complete bitch from the looks of it. I think it would be weirder if I didn't go out with him, and sell it for 30,000 a shot or something.

Hair is stunning, dyed blonde. It's not a natural thing like Rayna. It's dirty. Damn it, it doesn't look good on you, Dobbs. It's too cosmetic, it's creepy, it's on TV. Look at the young actress (baba).

Besides, black. Oh, come on. Seriously, the more black gals you have now, the more brown skin you burn in the day. Even the surrounding miscellaneous fish bitches, like the female version of the upper middle and lower trio, said their skin wasn't cooked.

Blonde, dark-skinned, nothing but a bitch anymore. She's a fucking bitch who graduated from virginity in fifth grade.

But I'll just rate those big tits and big asses. Even my two years and seven pairs with all the beautiful girls are the best if it's just my breasts. The size is also the best - and, except for the non-standard female pig called Twin Leaf Bud Clothing, it would be the best. I can see that. Kenzaki Tomorrow that and Little Bird Play Little Birds are pretty big too, but he said Apricot is far bigger.

What an AV debut you are. I'll use it twice, so - yabe, it's getting a little bulky.

"Buh-uh."

Relax, I'm out of my mind. If I find out about this situation, my cool image will collapse. In the meantime, take a seat in the gap where the mouth and apricot begin to flirt.

Phew, boy. At times like this, I'm not such a fucking bitch, I'm only going to indulge in real beautiful girls and refresh my mind.

"Already, as soon as you take your eyes off your brother, this is it, weigh yourself a little"

"Haha, don't worry so much about cherry blossoms. I said I'd be fine."

I'm bickering in front of the classroom, Aoshi Cherry Blossom. That woman, definitely in this class, no, is the most beautiful girl in this White Ridge school. Full score on face, style, personality and overall rating. A perfectly beautiful girl, a God made shaped beauty.

But a guy who falls in love with a cherry blossom like that is an amateur. A bastard like me looks more like a diamond stone.

"Bufu... Ariko..."

Pretending to sleep on my desk, I'll squeeze into the side seat just fine, staring at my reckoning men, Ariko Yangtze.

Ariko is plain, small, adult, and never as prominent in class as I am. Both the fact that she wears nasty black edge glasses and that she belongs to the literary and artistic department, which is contrary to current fashion, is applauding her plain attributes.

But I do. It's not like those blind people who are obsessed with cherry blossoms or Raina, or with little birds or chairmen of committees tomorrow. So I'm the only one who knows. The charm of Ariko.

"... after all, they look alike"

Soft looking Sarah Sarah's brunette short hair with black edge glasses. A small, luxurious figure that seems to break if you hug it. And most importantly, her haunting aura - yes, she's socked by Yuki Yangtze River, the heroine of Suzuhara Haruka, a historic masterpiece that made me kick into Ota's path. I mean, what kind of a miracle is a name sock?

I thought it was fate. Yuki, who has covered and dominated many of my favorite pieces, still reigns in the first place of "My Daughter" immovable. A goddess that exists only beyond the walls of the second dimension is descending into this, the real world.

I mean, Ariko Yangtze is my daughter-in-law.

That's how I get through the day - it was supposed to - with Ariko as the only moisture in this fucking boring school life.

Gi, giggle, giggle, giggle, giggle!

With that discord, my peaceful routine collapses. Ahead of us, a fantasy world of swords and magic.

Yes, one day, all of a sudden, I, Yokoichi, a regular boy high school student everywhere, was to be summoned to another world.

Oh, well, maybe this pattern...

"Blah, blah, blah, blah... if you go to another world, I can be the strongest cheat Harlem King Ugh!?

When I was thrown out of my classroom into a pitch-black space, I raised such a joyous voice.

"Ahhhhhhhhhh!? Oh, my god," warrior, "hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Are you kidding me, what is this too fuzzy vocation?!? What a warrior, are you kidding me? Oi, I don't care what you think. Miscellaneous fish or mob profession! Even a warrior can't seem like shit at first glance, but he can't actually hope for a development like super cheat performance... I would never use a fucking weapon that makes him cheat in every game called Axe and make him tease in every cartoon!

"Why, why are you a warrior... this me..."

God, come out. Cora! You made a mistake sending me to another world, come and apologize in white space! And we can't go back to the original world. Send it out with cheat capability instead!

What do you mean, "warrior"? Do you want me to die?

"Cheats! My cheats!? Give it to me, over limit status! One-of-a-kind unique skills! Let me steal your moves! Give me the sage knowledge! Super strong. Let me make my own original magic and modern weapons! You can be the strongest when you go to another world. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

And when I was rightfully angry with God's damned Yarrow, I reluctantly began a dungeon attack for King Harlem.

"- Heh, heh, heh... uh, I see, this is the kind of trick"

In short, this is it. Growth cheats, right? Isn't that right?

"Buffoo, hey, it's a demon, you freak me out. You're just a slime-level mutton fish."

Did you know that the first prey I killed was Goblin, the official name of which is Goma, and the rules of the other world at the beginning of the RPG? I call him Goblin.

Anyway, I picked up a brick stone block that was falling at my feet and did it a shot from behind because this fucking disgusting no goblin was just one of them. I don't condone monster opponents. Now the extremes of living or dying. If I'm gonna survive, I'm gonna be ruthless everywhere. (Killi)

Well, the goblin was a blow. To begin with, I was at EXP 3!

No, I don't have experience or anything. You don't even have a status screen on you in the other world. Without a leveling system, it would be difficult to understand growth. Is this an alle or a specification that you can't see your status screen without getting your guild card in the Adventurer Guild?

Well, good. Anyway, I got the rusty sword he had by knocking down the first goblin. If I gripped it, the pattern would be sticky, and it smells like something, and it's the worst weapon I've ever had...... Damn, here's the thing, when you have a real sword, you want blood? Apparently, even if I was a decent gentleman in my peaceful school life, my heart was a born warrior.

"Buhehe... I don't feel like losing"

or the goblins revealed because of it!

Is he one of the first guy? Around the time I gave him my sword, he came out of nowhere. But all I'm saying is it's just a miscellaneous fish.

"With my strength, you don't have to cheat to win!

"Rigidity (Vols Boost)": Strengthen muscles. The strength of a warrior.

"Athletic Filling (Toughness)": Full of vitality throughout the body. It is not tiring and courage continues to gush in long battles.

"Strengthen Reaction Rate (Accelerator Boost)": Strengthen Reaction. Increased speed. Discerns and plays enemy attacks.

All three of Warrior's early skills are common things in the step-up system that are no big deal. But it's my strength to be in the strongest class with that common ability.

With a rusty sword, I returned ten goblins or so magnificently.

"Blink (Slash)": Increased Slash Attack. A sharp blow kills the enemy.

As soon as possible, I learned martial arts.

"Buha! Wow, wow, me! He's so strong... he's stronger and stronger!

Goblins, skeletons, zombies, zombie dogs, they killed all sorts of things. The more I kill, the stronger I become. Even if there's no level notation, I know, I know. I get the feeling that my status is seriously up for cancer. I learned several new skills and martial arts.

Oh, is this what this is, the joy of growth is? Seriously, awesome. If you go through this, you can't play games anymore. That's a kid's game.

"Bye! Sasu, it's me! It's twisted!

I finally got the sword of Magimon out of a dilapidated box that is clearly a treasure chest. Rusty blade sword is rubbish, can you use it?

It doesn't rust, it's a beautiful blade just like new. And most importantly, big. The body is about twice as wide as the goblin sword, and lightly over a meter long. Buster Sword, like? I don't know.

But I'm pretty sure it's long and heavy enough that a normal human would be very unlikely to shake it to a mattomo. Yeah, if it's a normal guy.

I'm not. If you have my power - see, this is the right way. Just the right weight. Besides, it's also a good idea to chop chipmunks out of the clusters. After all, it is only with a great sword that you can wipe it away.

"Whew!? Wow, this is awesome!

Goblins and all that, I put three of them together in one swing and I cut them off. Too strong. Me, too strong to suck.

There is no such thing as the refreshment of slashing miscellaneous fish with this great sword. The blood splash that pops out of Bushabusha is dirty, but as much as I don't even care about that, I get high when I'm spinning him around. Brain juice all over.

"Buh-uh, I don't know who they're dealing with anymore miscellaneous fish or anything. It's time for you to come out boss or something."

Oh, my God, I'm burning further willingness to attack the dungeon, just then.

"Somebody, help me..."