Jujutsushi Wa Yuusha Ni Narenai

"... Shit, 'Bandit' or whatever, lick it"

Unexpectedly, it offends. I'm ashamed, I was kind of hoping. I was wondering if it would hit something awesome.

"After all, because I did too much in middle school"

It was the height of the discount. I stole anything I could steal. I didn't even want it, but I stole it. Back then, stealing, in itself, was the purpose, the play.

Well, a stupid guy gets scolded for being in too much shape, but I'm not. Though Zhongfang thought, "Ah, it's time to suck". It's like an inquiry.

About a month after I pulled my hand, one of my buddies tried to steal a silly, overpriced, ultra-rare card from the card store, from which my buddy was broiled out to a potato ceremony and scratched. It would have been a weak situation to accuse me because it was only for a month, but after I had already stopped discounting and cut off everything I had stolen without leaving anything on hand. But I was pulling it off, which means the boulder found out, so my parents scolded me a little.

"Well, kids your age, they all yank, gahaha!

He was the father I would say after I beat him up about that. To this parent, there is this child. I understood the meaning of the word while I was in middle school.

Because I had that experience, I also quickly convinced myself that my vocation had become a 'bandit' - or gave up.

So, strangely enough, when I admitted I was a 'bandit,' I suddenly thought to myself.

"Slowdagger": Knife throwing is the basics of banditry.

"Search High Sense": The most important thing is exploration. Exploration looking for treasure, realizing it sucks. You got a pretty good idea.

"Unlock": It's the bandit's job to unlock it. Anyway, do a few things, refine them every day. Well, sometimes I open it up.

I see. Is this the guy with the skills?

But what is this light-headed description? Does God say that? After all, he just seems to be a bandit god, not a loco guy.

But is' Slowdagger 'the only thing that seems to help you fight demons? That, too, would be useless without a knife.

Well, if it's just one bottle, I have one. It's for personal protection. I've been carrying a popular butterfly knife since I was in middle school a long time ago, and I still carry it with me when I was in high school. In fact, even when the black Yankees were involved because of him, he was able to cut through.

The trick to using a knife is not to stab them, but to just cut their hands a little. Killing people on boulders sucks. If you're used to it, a knife is great as a tool for threats. Karate, judo, boxing, and jealousy are helpless in front of the blade. If I cut him even on the back of his hand, he'll freak out and he won't be able to get his hands on me.

"But I can't kill you here, you mean no - take it!?

A red flag that abruptly runs through your brain. Zokri and spine tremble.

All of a sudden, what the fuck, man?

I think, but as soon as Sole is the survey that 'Search High Sense' teaches me, I realize. I'm here, in a room with nothing stoned. Looking out the door there, there was Soitz.

"Oh, come on, seriously, you're the one who called me a demon. Seriously, it's a bucket of stuff."

Little man type, but not human. Cockroaches with dirty black skin and disgusting fishy surfaces. I have a rusty sword in my hand.

Fugofugo and his nose were rough, and he was urrowing through a dim passage.

Oh, shit, he's coming over here.

"... do I have to"

Readiness, soon to be decided. Relax, he's alone. Even if I have company around, I'm alone now. If you're going to kill me, now's the only time.

Once with Burri, I tremble. But that alone quickly subsided the tremor. The butterfly knife I gripped feels more familiar to my hands than ever before.

"Die, Bakemon."

As such, I, Kyouya Taguchi, began my quest for a dungeon.

"- Rubbish, muzzle"

"Oh, come on, I helped you, but you've been saying hello."

I was accustomed to fighting "bandits" there against disgusting little ones like Goma, and at one point I heard a girl scream and rushed right away.

Seriously, I was rushed fast because I had already mastered skills that would make my legs faster like 'Disease Drive'. Jumping in, dome in the woods. So, one girl was surrounded by herds of Goma.

The girl is small, short haired brunette. No way, Ariko. That's what I thought, and I came in quick to help. Now if he's like a sidewalk, I'll show him off, of course.

And if I tried to help him, he said it was someone else.

I thought you were Mr. Yangtze.

"Oh? Nothing."

"Rumor has it we're dating, it was serious"

"Ugh, you don't care"

I heard about Root Digging Leaf Digging. He is a girl named Hirami Shinohara, who has a very similar outfit to my girlfriend Ariko Yangtze who is secretly dating him. Only, the only similarities are hairstyles and body shapes, with completely different faces. Ariko looks plain but neat and cute, but this woman is like under inside or something. If Ariko has 75 points, Shinohara has 45. And then, if you add that you're wearing crusty black edge glasses, you're going to get another five minus points.

Shinohara and I are not involved in this in our class. He belongs to a group of geeks, factions like But it's the top of it all, so it stands out.

Sure, I have a lot of nerve around being flat on me like this. Well, I don't get beaten up because I'm a woman, or maybe I'm just a mistaken woman who believes me like an idiot.

"Hey, Shinohara, are you alone?

"I'd like to hear it from you. Hey, Aoshi, you or Heavenly Door, aren't you there?

Temekonoyaro, you're talking about another man on the arrow tip who got help.

Well, that's good. Shinohara is paranoid and enjoying Aoshi and Heavenly Homo Couple, he seems to be a rotten type of guy.

"You, what's your vocation?

"I'm a water magician."

"How many soles can't you use?

"I can use it!

"Goma was about to fuck me."

"Yes, it came out of nowhere, you can't help it!

What can I do for you? There's no cheating or shit to kill each other. With all the heads in line, Goma who set up the ambush is right.

"Ha... I can't believe the first time I saw you, it sucks"

"Hey, I can't hear you."

"I'll be there soon. Zorro, what if you come out again?"

"It's a precondition to follow."

"Of course you do. Protect the girls, boys."

Ugh, the world is equal for men and women today. Protect Temei with Temei.

Even so, in the end, with some flow, Shinohara and I decided to move on to the dungeon.

"... there's no one here."

"You haven't moved on yet."

"It's going pretty well! What the hell, why can't I see anyone..."

Ever since I joined Shinohara, well, there's certainly been a lot of events. I fought several other demons, including Goma, and finally found a chest, just to show off my bandit skills.

The contents are potion and nasty, and they seem to be a great medicine for healing wounds with magical powers. It's frigid, but it was explained in the information on the magic formation, so, well, I guess there's no mistake.

I had an intense time with real RPG, far from school life, but the truth is, it hasn't been much of a day yet.

"Hey, just shut up and move on."

Since I've been in this dungeon, the days have only been about two days. The distance travelled is two or three kilometers, or something like that. Is this a bandit's inquiry too, I know what it feels like to be approximate in time and distance. What's more, this dungeon is a hell of a huge place that still goes deep.

If the people in your class were split apart, it's only natural that you can't meet them that easily.

"Shut up! Oh, why am I alone with a guy like this..."

Hang on, the problem for me is Shinohara's hiss is getting sloppy. Shut the fuck up and complain. Even in battle, I freaked out and played a big part.

This is the kind of situation, so I know you're going crazy for not keeping your sanity, but come on, there's a limit here, too. It's time to beat him up one shot and show him where he stands...

"Damn, calm down... that's not a good idea"

I know, this is a bad situation to clean up and soothe.

I'm not the only one with the power of a vocation. Everyone in the class should think that they are endowed with some ability. Depending on your abilities, then, it's no surprise that even a weak girl had the power of awesome magic to kill me with ease. The whole class, it means they have murder weapons on an equal footing.

If we keep going through the dungeon, we'll be able to rendezvous with someone not far away. At that time, if you have a grudge... anyway, not disturbing the sum of the classes means the best survival strategy for us today. Even with me like this, I have to have some patience.

"- What? There's only three of us who can get out... or, hey, are you serious..."

But if that premise breaks down, what happens?

When I arrived at Fairy Square several times, with information from the magic team that arrived regularly, I learned the shocking fact.

Up to three people can escape in the metastatic magic formation at the deepest end of the dungeon. That's what it said.

It could be a lie. That's a lie. I don't want to believe that... shit, my bandit's telling me. I said, "Seriously."

"Huh!? Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey..."

"Hey, calm down, Shinohara. I've decided this is serious. It's not wacky, and there may be other means of escape. Besides, if we get all the gods, the heavenly ways, and the class together, we'll figure it out."

I said a quick, heartless following.

There are three escapees. This is for sure. At least that's what I'm sure of.

Then, from here on out, change of policy.

When do you know or know that I've been hated or resented by about half the class? Well, the majority of the guys I resent are both root darkness and nerd bottoms that I fear calling more bad students, so-called Yankees and DQNs than I need to. Normally, I wouldn't mind that kind of miscellaneous fish-cunt thing, but in the present situation with a murder weapon called a vocation, it becomes a dangerous enemy.

If we were to take away just three escape frames, the resentful ones would be eliminated first. The point is, a guy like me said he was easy to kill without feeling guilty.

Even more troubling, if you say you and only two others can help, then nature, those two are limited to pretty intimate guys.

For example, Aoshi brothers and sisters. In addition, Heavenly Taoist Committee Chairman Combination, Kenzaki Little Bird Play Combination. And then there's Daisy Sakurai's bachelor couple, Kizaki North Avenue's beetle lesbian couple, and Sugino Oyama's beetle homo couple. The guys around here will seriously risk their lives to shelter and help each other. At the same time, it must make you prepared to sacrifice other guys.

And I don't know if I can risk my life against someone like that, but Ariko would like to help me somehow. It's her, isn't it? I honestly don't know what Ariko himself thinks.

Well, in short. Me and Ariko definitely want to help. The other one hasn't decided yet... at least I don't think I'm going to let Shinohara sit in this important escape frame.

"In the meantime, let's move on. If we can join the rest of them, we might have a better solution."

"Oh, right..."

So Shinohara, I'm sorry, but you, somewhere appropriate, die.

My heart suddenly felt lighter.