Chapter 22.2: Then, I’ll continue to coax you

Gu Yanshu was a meticulous and organised person. He had already drawn up a list in his mind about what there was at home, and what was lacking. He also remembered what everyone liked and disliked when they had hotpot on the first day. 

The trolley was filled up quickly as he walked down the aisles. 

When he reached the meat section, he suddenly stopped, 

Shen Jue asked, “What’s the matter? Didn’t we already pick out the meat that we wanted?”

Nothing’s the matter, just that I’m thinking that if the sale of dog meat is legal, how much would I be able to get if I slaughtered and sold you off’?

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Gu Yanshu pointed at an item in the fridge that had red and white colour on it, and asked the salesperson, “What’s the approximate weight of a pig’s trotter?” 

“Slightly more than a catty.” 

“Alright, we’ll take five.” 

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Fbld Kwl:”…”

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“… I do.” 

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How dare he dislike them? 

But he had just eaten two big lumps of cotton candy, if he were to eat pork trotters at night, he would certainly go crazy. 

“But we still owe the crew a large amount of money, so we shouldn’t be so extravagant.” 

“It’s fine. It’s just money anyway, we just need to earn more. I’ll pay for you.” 

Gu Yanshu said this lightly, then pushed the trolley past Shen Jue, not leaving any grounds for negotiation. 

Shen Jue was now sure that Gu Yanshu was unhappy. 

When they went home, he saw Gu Yanshu place two large trotters on the chopping board and take out the largest knife in the kitchen. The moment the knife went down on one of them, cutting it cleanly into two, Shen Jue was even more certain about Gu Yanshu’s unhappiness. 

He felt that Gu Yanshu wasn’t chopping the pig’s trotters, but himself. 

His survival instincts kicked in, and he took the initiative, “Let me be the one doing such difficult work.” 

“There’s no need.” 

Gu Yanshu was very cool about it.

Bam! 

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Another clean cut went down. 

It was even louder, more forceful, and more violent. 

Shen Jue felt a chill around his neck. “Please, let me do it.” 

“You can’t move your right hand, how can you do it?” Gu Yanshu’s voice was calm and emotionless, but there was a faint murderous intent in it. 

Shen Jue’s right hand and neck both felt chilly. 

He turned back to look at the bullet screen, as though he wanted to get help. 

Yet, there was only one type of comment:

“Ohhh… Baby is so gentle, Baby is so caring, Baby treats his captain so well…” 

…

Shen Jue thought inwardly, no one truly understands how he feels now. 

He wanted to coax Gu Yanshu, but they were still streaming live. He couldn’t possibly shake Gu Yanshu in front of the cameras now and ask him why he was unhappy. 

However, there were still close to two hours before the live stream ended. 

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How was he going to placate this man in the next two hours? 

As he thought about it, his gaze fell upon a kettle in the central island. 

It was water that was boiled this morning before they left, so it shouldn’t be hot anymore. 

Shen Jue used his long limbs to touch everything that was in his way, and in an exaggerated turn of his body, his arm intentionally knocked into the kettle. The kettle fell from the island, and a loud bang could be heard. 

Gu Yanshu turned around, and all he saw was Shen Jue, who was drenched from the waist down. 

He quickly asked, “Are you alright?” 

“I’m fine. The water is not hot anymore.” Shen Jue said, “Help me remove the mic, so that the water won’t seep in.” 

For a moment, Gu Yanshu forgot about the question of Shen Jue’s mobility. He quickly helped him to remove the mic, and when he realised that his pants were fully wet, he said, “You should go up and change.” 

Shen Jue looked aggrieved as he raised his right arm, “I can’t change it on my one. You have to accompany me.” 

“…” 

Initially, Gu Yanshu forgot about Shen Jue’s lie, but with this reminder, he smiled menacingly, “Sure.” 

Since someone felt that he wasn’t dying fast enough, he will grant him his wish. 

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After agreeing, he turned and walked upstairs. 

The bullet screen instantly exploded. 

“Oh god! VJ! You should follow them up! Who still wants to see what’s happening in the kitchen! I want to see them changing!!!” 

“VJ! If you still don’t go up, I’ll dock your pay!”

“I’ll splurge on ten fireworks showers, can you show me how they are getting changed?” 

“Shushu, you are still young! Mommy doesn’t allow you to drive!!” 

“There’s already a multi-vehicle crash from the race car that’s speeding through my head!” 

…

The comments on the bullet screen started turning dirty. 

However, the atmosphere on level three was nowhere as enticing as they thought. 

Once they walked into the room and closed the door, Gu Yanshu turned off his mic. 

Then, he turned to look at Shen Jue, as he cracked his knuckles, “Tell me, how do you want to die?”