Konoha: Genocide Night? I Will Stand In The Sky!
007 Heihu Digs Out His Heart, No Penis!
[Congratulations that you have joined the sand sculpture netizen exchange group, I wish you a pleasant chat. 】
Listening to the conversation in his mind, Uchiha Madara's conscious body instinctively frowned, with a pensive expression on his face.
The place where he is now is the pure land.
In Ninja World Legendary, after entering the pure land, the soul still has consciousness and can carry out activities. But these are all made up. After death, if you enter the Pure Land, you will fall into a deep sleep directly.
The same is true for Uchiha Madara, but he is awakened by an inexplicable beep. The voice asked him if he wanted to join some chat group.
Out of curiosity, he agreed.
Then he received a stream of indoctrination, which made him understand the various functions and functions of this so-called chat group.
Connecting all worlds, the existence of different worlds converges. In this group, you can upload your own abilities and memories to earn points, and you can also use points to buy other people's abilities and memories...
All kinds of miracles were simply beyond his imagination.
If there is a god in the world, then the existence that created this chat group is definitely the real god. Far beyond even Sage of Six Paths.
After all, even the Sage of Six Paths in Legendary can only be tossed in the ninja world.
Uchiha Madara took a breath and looked around. One by one soul consciousness floats in the pure land space, like fireflies flickering in the night sky.
The other conscious bodies have their eyes closed, but only his eyes are open.
He tried to move his conscious body, but found that he was restrained by an invisible force and couldn't move at all.
boring.
Uchiha Madara thought so, gave up struggling, and turned to the group chat. He began to try to send out information according to the previous system prompts.
Hashirama's little padded jacket: ?
Poison tongue old fat: The newcomer has spoken, @沙空集主.
Sand sculpture group owner: I saw it, no need to remind.
Poisonous Old Fat: Aren't you going to say something?
Sand Sculpture Group Leader: Cough, welcome newcomers. Since you are here, everyone is your own. But first, let me introduce myself as usual in this group.
Hashirama's Little Padded Jacket: Introduce yourself?
Sand sculpture group owner: Yes, this will allow you to integrate into our group faster. The format of the introduction is also very simple, just briefly summarize yourself. Name, age, occupation, hobbies, whether there is a spouse, and orientation.
Poisonous old man:? orientation?
Sand Sculpture Group Leader: Shi Yu-chan, do you have anything to add?
Poisonous Old Fat: No, nothing.
She originally wondered if it was a bit too much for someone to introduce her orientation, but suddenly she became interested. How will this Uchiha Madara answer, is his orientation male or female?
Xiazhiqiu Shiyu also knew that his personality as a fun person was a bit bad. But, it's really interesting!
Sand Sculpture Group Leader: So rookie sauce, please start your performance.
The man with the hairspray hand: Your Excellency, the group leader, shouldn’t it be better to add personal life goals in the self-introduction?
Sand Sculpture Group Leader: Cough, um. I agree.
Ha ha ha ha!
In reality, Wu Yue almost burst out laughing, he understood, brother Ran also wanted to have fun.
What is Uchiha Madara's life goal? Brother Ran, who has seen Hokage's memory, must know it! But at this time, let people say it in the group, isn't this a public execution?
Moreover, he also deliberately changed the title of "Mr. Wu Yue" to "His Excellency, the leader of the group", because he was afraid that Uchiha Madara would recognize Wu Yue's identity in reality. The black hand is tight, it is worthy of Aizen!
Poisonous Old Fat: I also agree, newcomer sauce, please start.
?
For some reason, Uchiha Madara felt a very subtle and strange atmosphere from these people's words.
It can't be considered malicious, but more like some kind of inexplicable expectation. But he couldn't understand, what was there for them to expect from him?
How strange!
Uchiha Madara frowned, and began to think about replying: My name is Uchiha Madara, and the exact age is not clear. Occupation should be a ninja? No particular hobbies, just don't like being around stupid guys.
Sand Sculpture Group Leader: Well, what else?
Poisonous old man: You only said the most basic, and you didn't say anything important. Spouses, Orientations, and Life Goals!
They were not surprised by their own names, which means that they are not from the ninja world?
Uchiha Madara is very confident. If he is a member of the ninja world, he will never have never heard of his name as Shura of the ninja world. But looking at the plain performance of these people, it is obvious that they are not surprised by their names.
This makes Uchiha Madara think that these people are definitely not from the ninja world. It never occurred to him that his screen name had already exposed his identity.
Hashirama's little padded jacket: I don't have a spouse, and my orientation is normal! As for the goal of life, it is to make the world I live in be peaceful forever!
Poison-tongued old man: What kind of answer is this? It’s not enough to just use an orientation.
Xiazhiqiu Shiyu was very disappointed, feeling that he didn't get the answer at all.
Hashirama's little padded jacket: ?
Sand Sculpture Group Leader: Shi Yu-chan means that what is normal in your eyes may be abnormal in the eyes of others. So, please don't play tricks, newcomer-chan, and answer this question head-on. Is your orientation male or female?
Hashirama's little padded jacket: Is there something wrong with you?
Sand Sculpture Group Owner: Something is wrong? I don't think so, this is a normal communication, Madara-san.
Hashirama's little padded jacket: Do you call this normal communication?
Ask someone you just met by staring at their orientation, is this a normal communication gesture? Could it be that the exchanges I had in the ninja world were abnormal?
The Man with Hairspray: We will be companions in the future. So whether this companion is qualified or not, it is natural to have to consider all aspects. So this is indeed normal communication, Mr. Madara.
Hashirama's little padded jacket: ...
Uchiha Madara didn't know what to say. He felt that what the hairspray man said made sense, but it seemed weird.
Sand Sculpture Group Leader: Just answer whether the orientation is male or female. With Madara-san's spirit of wanting to make the world peaceful, shouldn't it be embarrassing?
Uchiha Madara couldn't hold back his violent temper immediately, would he be embarrassed? Would he be shy as a dignified Shura? If it does not exist, reply directly: female!
Sand sculpture group owner: No, Madara-san. The name Hashirama doesn't look like a woman at all.
Hashirama's little padded jacket: ? ? ? Where did you hear this name, are you from the ninja world?
Sand Sculpture Group Leader: I swear in the name of my ancestors, I am definitely not from the ninja world! Otherwise, my ancestors would be heartbroken by black tigers, and there would be no penis!
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