Konoha: I, Naruto, Don't Follow The Rules!

"Have you heard? Something big happened on Hot Spring Street last night!"

"You're talking about Mr. Hokage chasing down the criminals who broke into the Hokage building last night? Who doesn't know that?"

"That's not what I'm talking about! Let me tell you, when Mr. Hokage was chasing the criminal last night, he accidentally entered an izakaya, and found a certain big man doing that kind of thing!"

"Huh? That kind of thing? What's so strange about it? Don't everyone go there a lot?"

"Hey, that's the way it is, but what if the big guy is Hokage's assistant?"

"Assistant Hokage!? How is it possible! Master Hokage's assistant, how can such a character

"It's unbelievable, let me tell you again, what if that adult's hobbies are particularly unique?"

"Unique? Don't tell me that someone died there last night."

"It's not that kind of uniqueness, but... what the adult likes is the kind of uniqueness that looks as ugly as possible."

"Hmm.........This is too pervert! But who is the adult you are talking about?"

"It seems to be Shimura Danzō, the current head of the village family."

"How do you know so well?"

"Hey, I was at the scene and saw it with my own eyes! That scene, I still feel sick when I think about it..."

"Shimura Danzō? Is there such a person on the 283rd floor of Konoha High?"

Holding a few bottles of wine he just bought, as well as appetizers, Hirata walked towards his home, and faintly heard someone's Eight Trigrams on the way.

It is no longer known how many Eight Trigrams have been circulated in the village during this period of time.

Hirata felt that there were a lot of major events happening recently, even an otaku like him who didn't go out very often heard a lot of news.

However, no matter how violent the news spread, Hirata had nothing to do with it. As long as there was no war, he didn't care.

Staying at home every day, watching videotapes, drinking, sleeping, relying on the little wealth accumulated at home, and goofing around, is the most satisfying.

After Hirata returned home, he first put away the new videotape he just bought by the way, while waiting for the buffer time, he arranged the appetizers, poured a full glass of wine, and drank contentedly.

Then a picture appeared on the TV.

I saw a man in a white kimono with bandages on his hands lying in a room that looked very pink, his face was flushed, he was panting constantly, and even one of his opened eyes had turned white.

"It's a blind man...but what is this for?"

Hirata (bjdf) subconsciously looked at the packaging box of the video tape.

"Emotional secrets that a sixty-year-old man and five women have to tell!!"

"Romance movie?"

Hirata picked up the wine glass suspiciously, drank slowly, his eyes still watching the picture played on the TV.

Then, Hirata heard the sound of the door being pulled open, and five obese women with wrinkled faces walked in.

"Um!?"

Hirata was stunned.

The next second, the old man who was still lying down suddenly got up and rushed towards the five women who came in. The scene became chaotic in an instant, with broken clothes, women's exclamation, and the old man's impatient voice. The appearance shocked Hirata.

"puff!!"

"What the hell is this!!"

"Is this the emotional secret of the sixty-year-old man and the five women you said!?"

Hirata felt like he was under a mental attack!

Still very filthy!!

He stood up abruptly, took out the video tape, and threw it into the trash can.

"That liar!"

Hirata was extremely angry, he didn't expect that he was cheated! Sure enough, the roadside stalls didn't have any good things!

It's so expensive!

Hirata picked up another box cursingly, and looked at the name.

"Shock! One ninja fights five ninjas, and the victory returns!"

"This should be about ninja fighting... I hope it's not fake."

He squatted in front of the TV, wanting to watch the opening title before deciding whether to eat while watching.

Then.

The same picture appeared on the TV screen.

"!!!"

"asshole!!"

"How can this be regarded as one ninja fighting five ninjas?!"

"Grass!"

He didn't even read the next few boxes, they must all have the same content!

Hirata was extremely angry!

Pick up five cassettes and run out the door.

"The profiteer of the Japanese mud horse! Get your money back!"

Then, when he arrived, there was no one there.

Hirata stayed where he was expressionless.

For the first time in his life, he felt insulted!

So sad!

Heart hurts!!

"Hey, did you hear about Danzo?"

"Danzo? Shimura Danzō? I heard that, an old man in his sixties, yet he can fight against five people with one person, tsk tsk, amazing~"

"Haha, indeed, it's just a pity. I didn't get to see it with my own eyes last night. I don't know how exciting the scene was."

When the two men passed by Hirata, they whispered about Danzo's Eight Trigrams.

Danzo?

old man?

five women

Shouldn't it be......

Hirata looked at the videotape in his hand, and immediately understood, what kind of ninja story was filmed here!

Absolutely the proof of last night's big guy named Shimura Danzō's scandal scene!!

"Brother, please stay!"

The same scene happened in several places in Konoha.

Originally, the Eight Trigrams about Danzo was limited to word of mouth, which was not impressive.

But a video tape brought them real evidence and a lot of mental attacks!

Many villagers sent out the videotapes with the idea that they should not be blinded alone.

Immediately, Danzo's name was quickly known by the villagers.

When talking about his Eight Trigrams, it is disgusting and disgusting.

Now, everyone knows this high-ranking Konoha, the assistant of Hokage.

"Hokage-sama! It's not good! Something about Danzo-sama has been posted!!"

Shikahisa, and two advisors, Utatane Koharu and Mitokado Homura, ran up to Sarutobi Hiruzen nervously.

"The Danzo thing? Didn't I tell you to shut up already!"

Sarutobi Hiruzen is so angry! The day is not over yet, why did things happen!

"Master Hokage! It's not from us, it's this thing."

Lu Jiu handed Sarutobi Hiruzen a videotape sent by Anbu.

"What is this?"

"This is...uh, everything that happened last night.

Lu Jiu hesitated to speak.

"Everything that happened?"

"The things that Danzo did were filmed! And publicized! Now the whole village knows about it!"

Utatane Koharu's temperament is more direct.

"This, this, this!!"

Sarutobi Hiruzen was dumbfounded, the hand holding the video tape was shaking uncontrollably.

He never expected that that bastard masked man would actually have a backhand!!

He is not going to kill Danzo, he will not give up!!