Konoha: I, Naruto, Will Kill All Of You Today

It was a sunny, breezy day.

Today's Konoha Village welcomes a long-lost guest.

A man with long white hair, wearing a red jacket and clogs, staggered into the village.

That's right, this old man who looks like an Isp is the legendary Toad Sage, one of the Konoha Sannin, Jiraiya!

Standing on the wooden Ye Fanhua street, Jiraiya put his hand on his brow [Ten faces YD looking at the street.

"Tsk tsk, the weather is good today, and there are many beauties in cool clothes. Look at the long legs, and that plump young lady."

"Hehehe, as expected of Konoha Village, the beauty quality is the best in the world! I, Jiraiya, are back!"

Jiraiya raised her head lewdly and shouted.

However, when he lowered his head, he found that the eyes looking at him from the street were full of disdain.

Jiraiya is also one of Sannin how to say.

In the eyes of ordinary people in Konoha, he is a hero.

At this time, Jiraiya's sloppy look is no match for the hero in the eyes of these people.

"Hey, Jiraiya is back!"

"My good fellow, you have such a frightening expression as soon as you come back!"

"Honey! Go home and change your skirt!"

"Mom, that white-haired Uncle looks so scary, with a bad expression on his face.

"Oh, don't look! It will teach children bad!"

A group of villagers.

Not only was there no welcome in the lane as imagined.

Instead, all the "Four Two Sevens" left the scene as if they were hiding from the plague god.

This operation, it seems that Jiraiya's cry just now seems to be tarnishing the name Jiraiya.

"Tch, it's really as old-fashioned as usual."

Jiraiya curled her lips in boredom, then ignored those gazes, and focused on those lovely and beautiful ladies in the distance.

"Hey, miss, would you like to have a drink with me?"

"Uncle's treat, let's go have a drink."

"Hey hey... crack!"

"Miss, please speak up if you have something to say! Why are you hitting someone!"

"Oh, it hurts! Don't, don't kick there!"

Not surprisingly, all offers were turned down.

Jiraiya is not lost either.

After all, he is used to it.

The only ones who yelled at the girls and went to drink with them were the drink holders in the bar.

After being rejected, Jiraiya had no choice but to walk around the street leisurely.

At this time, he glanced at a bookstall not far away.

"Huh? Bookstore?"

"Hey, let's see if my new book is up or not."

Jiraiya became a little more serious, walked to the booth of the bookstore, took a closer look, and found that the one on the top was her latest work, the pro-X Paradise series.

"let me see."

He immediately took a copy and looked it over.

Although he wrote the book, every time a new book is released, Jiraiya will find a book to review.

After all, classic things need to be recited repeatedly in order to taste the taste!

At this time, Jiraiya is slowly reminiscing about it.

Every time I see a wonderful plot, the efforts made for this wonderful scene will appear in my mind.

Thinking of the tragic experience of being kicked out of the women's bathhouse, he felt the vicissitudes of life he had experienced.

And just when Jiraiya saw the excitement.

Suddenly, a loud roar next to him ruined Jiraiya's aftertaste.

"Naruto! This is not a book you can read! Put it down!"

Jiraiya frowned dissatisfiedly and looked over, only to find that the owner of the bookstall was yelling at a boy.

The boy looked to be only five or six years old.

Blonde.

Azure pupils.

"Huh? Do I have such young readers?"

"Wait, isn't that

Jiraiya recognized it immediately.

Isn't that my beloved disciple, Minato's son?

Surprised, Jiraiya is actually a little complacent.

I didn't expect my book to have such a wide audience, even Minato's son was attracted.

It wasn't just Jiraiya who was surprised.

In the distance, in a dark and deserted corner.

A strange creature in the shape of a pitcher plant also emerged quietly from the shadows on the ground.

The pitcher plant opened, and there were Black Zetsu and White Zetsu inside.

"Blonde hair..." White Zetsu said dully, "Isn't that guy our target this time? I remember he should be the son of the Fourth Generation, the Nine Tails Jinchūriki of this generation, right?"

"But what's going on? What he's holding in his hand, if I remember correctly, should be an adult book?"

"Isn't he six years old? Has he started reading these books?"

"Forehead……………

Black Zetsu frowned and didn't speak.

Black Zetsu himself is not the talkative one.

In other words, what he pretended to be was a man of few words.

When communicating, most of them will come from Bai to talk.

"This is really a crazy meeting. I don't know what this Jiraiya guy thinks."

In front of the bookstore.

Jiraiya's mind is still flashing those scenes when the Fourth Generation couple were alive.

But before he could continue, Naruto's words pulled him into the cold reality.

I saw Naruto frowning, looking at the book in his hand with a look of disgust.

"Well, this book is so-so, and it's not that exciting to read."

hear this.

Jiraiya's thoughts cleared immediately.

Then he looked at Naruto in shock.

"Naruto, what do you know, brat! This is the best-selling book right now!"

"This is not a wonderful read for a brat like you!"

"You're still a long way from reading these books!"

Hearing Naruto look down on making out heaven so much.

The bookstall owner yelled at Naruto directly.

Jiraiya really wanted to hear why Naruto said that, leaned over and asked curiously.

"What's wrong with this book? It's interesting to me."

Naruto glanced at him, then set his eyes on the book and said.

"The description is too thin."

"The description of the clothes of the female characters is not specific enough, and it is very unfriendly to people with less imagination."

"And there are too few battle locations, making it very monotonous."

"The plot is even less eye-catching. It's all the kind of plot that goes along with the flow, and there is no coercion. You must know that in this world, bullheads are the loudest. Pure love? Basically, there is no plot."

Hearing Naruto say that, Jiraiya was struck by lightning! Standing there stupidly!

What, what's the situation?

Isn't this very understandable!

Why is Naruto so mature!?

And it sounds like a person on the road!

Tauren, pure love......

Without three or five years of reading experience, you will never be able to say this kind of professional term!

Jiraiya was not angry anymore.

Looking at Naruto's eyes, it seems to be looking at someone in my way.

With a smirk, he grabbed Naruto's shoulder.

"Little brother, you know a lot!"

"It seems that he is also an expert!"

Naruto frowned slightly, as if expressing Jiraiya's familiar dissatisfaction.

But of course he didn't think so.

Jiraiya, he had already recognized.

He also knew that the other party was pretending to be a passerby.

But it’s hard to meet Jiraiya, if you don’t give him a roll, how can you be worthy of your title of king of rolls?

And Jiraiya is no one else.

He had a great relationship with himself.

In addition, Jiraiya has a lot of baby ninjutsu.

No matter what you say, you have to get some benefits from him.

Spreading his hands, Naruto showed a disdainful expression:

"Of course, if I were to write it, it would definitely be a hundred times better than this book.

Hear Naruto say that.

Jiraiya's mouth opened wide into an O shape, and it took three seconds before she came back to her senses.

"What? You also write this kind of novel?"

Naruto shrugged: "Yeah, isn't that the kind of novel? What's the problem?

Jiraiya came interested.

Didn't expect the son of the fourth generation to have such a talent?

Are you fooling yourself? Or do you have real talents?

Jiraiya wanted to see it.

"Okay, brat."

"If you can really write, then write it out and let me see."

"If your writing is really better than this book, Uncle, I'll give you some rewards.

Hooked.

Naruto remained calm, but he was already laughing out loud in his heart.

And what he said was the truth, the content of pro-X Paradise is really not good.

If he writes those he read in his last life.

It's easy as pie to surpass heaven.

Naruto asked pretending to be curious.

"Uncle, what can you give me?"

Jiraiya pondered for a while, and then gave a price that he thought was very suitable.

"Well, how about giving you money? Is twenty thousand taels enough?"

Naruto pouted immediately, and said disdainfully.

"I don't need money. My meatball shop earns more than 20,000 taels a day."

Jiraiya was dumbfounded.

"Maru, Maru shop?"

Did he hear correctly?

Naruto, a little boy, actually runs a meatball shop that earns more than 20,000 taels a day?

How has he never heard of it?

Had he been away from the village for too long?

Naruto looked Jiraiya up and down, and said.

"Uncle, are you Jiraiya, one of the Sannin?"

Jiraiya's eyes lit up, and she straightened her back immediately.

"Hahaha! I didn't expect to be recognized by you, so there is nothing I can do."

Then he jumped back a few steps, then put on a very strange pose and introduced himself in a strange tone.

"That's right! I am Jiraiya who is also known as Toad Sage!"

"You can just call me Master Jiraiya, brat.

Jiraiya is extraordinary, looking forward to Naruto's performance of worship.

But it's a pity.

All he got was Naruto's disdainful look.

"What's going on? How can you look at me like that?"

Jiraiya didn't know why, and felt a little angry.

He is Jiraiya, one of the dignified Sannin.

When did you experience such grievances?

Naruto took two steps back, and said.

"But I hear you've always been the one at the end of Sannin's crane."

"What? 4.7!"

Jiraiya was outraged.

"Which bastard dares to say that about the great Toad Sage?"

"Quick, tell me his name."

He stared at Naruto viciously, just wanting to teach the guy who dared to speak out a lesson.

Naruto said lightly.

"It's Grandpa Third Generation."

Jiraiya froze instantly.

He should have thought of it earlier.

Currently in the village, the only person who is qualified to call him the tail of the crane is the Third Hokage who was Sannin's mentor to Jōnin.

"This bad old man..."

Jiraiya grunted, but didn't dare to say it too loudly.

Third Generation's reputation in the village is still very good after so many years of operation.

Naruto continued.

"However, since the uncle is one of the Sannin, even the tail of the crane should be very strong, right?"

Jiraiya pinched her waist and said angrily.

"Of course, Sannin's name was earned by the three of us with our hard work."

"I think back then..."

Jiraiya raised her head slightly, lost in memory.

The corners of his mouth were raised, as if he was nostalgic for the past.

At that time, they were the closest teammates.

Only now.

Time flies and things are impermanent.

Naruto nodded knowingly and said.

"Since this is the case, if you are willing to teach me ninjutsu, I will write it for you.