Konoha: Not A Serious Ninjutsu Master!

"What breast enhancement method? What are you talking about?"

A person who is usually quite smart, how can he suddenly become a fool now.

Jiraiya's heart kept berating Hatake Shitake, because he was saying some inexplicable things to stop himself.

I still have time to go to Konoha Hospital!

If you Hatake Shitake a little later, you'll only be able to collect my corpse.

Do you have the heart to watch a generation of Tianjiao fall and become a handful of loess?

No matter what, I am also a Konoha person, so I will take care of you more or less on the battlefield in the future.

"Senior Jiraiya, you are so obvious, isn't it to promote your means?

Hatake Shitake stretched out his fingers and questioned loudly against Jiraiya's chest.

A businessman is a businessman. What's wrong with being a businessman? Now, aren't the merchants and nobles who hire us ninjas with money?

Aristocrats are born well, and there is no way.

But can the merchants and ninjas still be able to do it? At that time, the production and sales will have a great future.

"My chest..."

what the hell is this?

Why do I have two big lumps on my chest?

The strange eyes of those people on the road just now were looking at my chest?

Do you still walk with your head up and your chest up confidently?

I also shouted several times, this uncle is Jiraiya?

Finished calf!

Jiraiya suddenly wanted to make a hole in the ground and get in.

Dude, what did you do just now?

Why has it become like this?

But Jiraiya deserves to be one of the top powerhouses in the ninja world, and its reaction speed is very fast.

Putting both hands together, each seal was immediately knotted out, and the Transformation Technique was activated instantly, hiding its original appearance.

After the white smoke dissipated, he returned to his original appearance.

It's just that how sunny his face was just now, how dark it is now.

He already understood why Sarutobi Hiruzen, who let go of himself so easily, was waiting for him here.

Dude, I thought you were a serious person, but I didn't expect you to be less serious than Hatake Shitake.

He even secretly developed this kind of ninjutsu.

Normal Lightning Style will not cause this kind of effect, after all, ninjutsu is aimed at lethality.

Humiliating opponents is not their first goal.

Just kill your opponent.

So this must have been specially developed by Sarutobi Hiruzen.

Maybe today he is in the calculation of that old thing.

Good guy, as expected of your old fox.

Is it all in your calculations?

Hatake Shitake looked at Jiraiya's face - the color changed like a chameleon, scratched the back of his head and said, "Jiraiya-senpai! How is it? Cooperation? I tell you that this ninjutsu is really promising~*! "

"yes?"

Jiraiya answered him casually, rubbing her chin.

As the saying goes, being a teacher for one day, a father for life, and the feeling of a father's love like a mountain, as an orphan, he has already experienced it.

As a good son, of course, he must be filial and filial to his old father.

"Of course!"

Only Hatake Shitake knew how profitable the plastic surgery industry in the previous life was.

In the beginning, the cosmetic surgery industry was actually a service that provided insufficient marks due to accidents or natural causes.

But then it gradually became a little magical.

It is no longer the scope of cosmetic surgery, but the so-called head replacement.

As long as you walk out of the operating room, you are guaranteed not to know your parents.

There are a few plastic parts or silicone parts in my body out of thin air, and my body will of course be dissatisfied.

Naturally there will be swelling that does not heal.

Of course, this is a small probability event, and most people will not have this kind of problem with plastic surgery.

"Then tell me how much money you make?"

Jiraiya didn't really want to - talk to Hatake Shitake, but after hearing that Hatake Shitake said that he was making a lot of money, he suddenly found that he seemed to be a little interested again.

After all, is it a ninja? Why do you fight to the death outside? Except for your own next generation, isn’t it just for money besides Konoha?

"It won't be any less profitable than selling toothpicks now!"

When Hatake Shitake became Orochimaru's apprentice, his personal information had already been thoroughly investigated.

Although I don't know how those exquisite toothpicks were made, I finally found out that he still has a toothpick business.

The profits were so huge that even Jiraiya, who had just received this information, was shocked.

Never thought that a small toothpick could have such huge profits.

If Hatake Shitake is added to the profit of the tempered glass factory he got, it can now be regarded as Hatake・Bancheng・Shitake!

The money was enough to buy half a Konoha, and even start a war to destroy a small country.

With so much money in Konoha, those old bastards like Sarutobi Hiruzen say that they are not interested, it is all false.

That's a silver ticket with white flowers!

If Hatake Shitake's house is taken away, then the money is enough to support Konoha to fight the third ninja war again.

But unfortunately, he couldn't move. Just when Sarutobi Hiruzen was going to find a reason to bring this business into Konoha, he found that his family did not know when he was standing inside - a member.

As the investigation continued, he soon found the source, which was his own good eldest son.

No matter how you copy your home, you can't copy your own head.

Sarutobi Hiruzen could only reluctantly suspend the plan, but fortunately, some of the money also entered the Sarutobi family, which is better than nothing.

It's just that the screams (of money) that came from Sarutobi Hiruzen's house that night were endless.

So that all the neighbors around can not sleep.

At one point, I went directly to the Konoha Security Force and asked them to take care of Hokage.

But these pink-eyed guys don't want to- come out!

They are stupid to come out, but Sarutobi Hiruzen is Third Hokage rubbish!

Are you still someone's subordinate, and you go to the door to meddle in other people's family affairs?

Isn't this a lantern looking for shit in the toilet?

Originally, the Uchiha family had always had a estrangement with Konoha. At this juncture, the Uchiha family ran into the Sarutobi family and found out Sarutobi Hiruzen, which was simply courting death.

The third ninja war is about to start, and the Uchiha family will stand in the front position to deal with the bastards in the land of water?

And Sarutobi Asuma felt very aggrieved, because he obviously made money for the family, why should he be beaten?