Konoha: Not A Serious Ninjutsu Master!

"spit~"

For a while, Sarutobi Hiruzen couldn't take it, and almost vomited it out. After retching a few times, he recovered.

It's a good dance, I won't dance next time!

Sarutobi Hiruzen wiped his mouth, and then adjusted his mind several times before holding back, without laughing, he picked up the cigarette butt on the ground, stuffed some shredded tobacco in it, lit it and took a few puffs , which calmed down.

Good guy, the picture just now is really too powerful, it's really a pity, you should buy a video recorder to record the previous picture.

Why are the two old guys Utatane Koharu and Mito not here now?

If you are here, you can enjoy Shimura Danzō's dance together.

Usually the most serious is this old bastard, who can't joke at all.

Who knew that such a big joke was made today, dare you to hold back a big trick before?

You should say it earlier, if you say it earlier, I will record it.

Shimura Danzō, on the other hand, has a very gloomy complexion.

Although his face was very gloomy, his heart was not anger, or anything else.

Rather embarrassing.

At this moment, he could not wait to use his toes to dig out a Mediterranean Sea on the ground.

He now wants to - to escape this planet and live on the moon.

He actually danced in front of the crowd, and he did such a dance in front of his best old friend and the enemy he hated the most.

hateful!

I want to die!!!

Sarutobi Hiruzen stared deeply at Shimura Danzō, and after a long time coughed and said, "What, the dancing is pretty good!

As soon as Sarutobi Hiruzen said it, he felt a little regretful, and wanted to slap himself hard.

But he still endured it, people! The most important thing is to cherish his body.

It is not advisable to injure one's own body at any time, as Sarutobi Hiruzen, a sane person, quite understands this.

Shimura Danzō, who was still in an embarrassed state, instantly changed his mind and turned into anger.

He is already thinking about how to silence the two people in front of him silently without being discovered by others.

After thinking about it for a long time, he gave up the idea, and considered himself to be merciful and let the two people go.

Not because he couldn't beat Sarutobi Hiruzen.

Can't kill so many Anbu either.

However, the surrounding Anbu Shimura Danzō has already written down all of them, and after returning, they will be dispatched to the most dangerous places.

Even if they were lucky enough to survive, they would not be able to return to Konoha in the future, just in case.

"Cough cough, Shitake! Has the effect of your number worked?

Sarutobi Hiruzen felt the smell of embarrassment in the air, and he hurriedly changed the subject.

Hatake Shitake recovered from the shocked expression just now and nodded quickly.

Then he said to Shimura Danzō: "Elder Danzo's body flexibility is really good! I will definitely be able to occupy a place in the old square dance group in the future!

I'll take your Nana's leg.

Did you hear what you're saying is human?

Sarutobi Hiruzen told him before that Hatake Shitake might not be human, and he always thought it was Sarutobi Hiruzen's excuse.

But now that he understood, Sarutobi Hiruzen said lightly.

Could you please remove the word "maybe"?

It's not human at all.

This kind of ninjutsu is something that people can come up with, and it is still too early for ninjas.

"Did you do it on purpose?"

Shimura Danzō finally focused his eyes on the culprit, and as long as Hatake Shitake dared to nod, he dared to let Hatake Shitake not be able to leave the office standing up.

I am the famous Ninja Darkness.

It's time for you young people who have just entered the society to understand what is called beating in the ninja world.

Although it can't kill you directly, it's not a problem to let you lie in Konoha Hospital for a few months and be a VIP for a few months.

"So what, this is what this ninjutsu looks like! It's mainly based on the powerful recovery ability of natural energy for the body!"

"I have already tried it during development. If you directly inject natural energy into a person's body, that person will not be able to bear it!

Sarutobi Hiruzen nodded while listening. After all, this kind of natural energy is really not something that ordinary people can control.

If everyone could easily control it, there would not be so many users of immortal art.

"Then I developed a set of movements, which is the dance that Elder Danzo danced just now! This set of movements can slowly let the natural energy into the body, but not into the Chakra! And it is a small amount! It can activate the body Cells at the same time, will not be negatively affected by natural energy!

That's why you made me dance?

You make up and you make up a decent one too, right?

"What happened to the music before that?"

Sarutobi Hiruzen slammed two puffs of cigarettes, and then asked his doubts, after all, if it was just a set of actions, it shouldn't be so funny.

Sarutobi Hiruzen even felt that as long as Shimura Danzō danced to such a song in front of the two armies, he would make the opposite party turn away and surrender with courtesy. Wouldn't it be beautiful for national security and folk music!

Oops, it's a heart-wrenching feeling!

Sarutobi Hiruzen suddenly had the urge to make Shimura Danzō dance 820 in front of the two armies.

Originally Shimura Danzō, still glaring, standing in front of him, Hatake Shitake, who was complacent, suddenly felt a chill on his back.

Bad is the taste of calculation.

Shimura Danzō hurriedly looked at Sarutobi Hiruzen behind you or your own body, and you old guy thought - what are you going to do?

"It's the sound of natural energy blending in, but at first - the sound was very noisy, and it made people feel uncomfortable listening to it! It took me a long time to consult a lot of music theory masters to compile these noises into How's the music of the song?" 5

I've danced, and you still ask me if I'm good?

Is this a good question?

I see that you are deliberately trying to find fault with me.

"Cough, ninjutsu is very good, next time you are not allowed to use it!"

As soon as Sarutobi Hiruzen opened his mouth, he directly put this ninjutsu into the cold palace!

Good guy, if the Konoha group dances this dance before the battle, I am afraid that laughing can make the opponent laugh to death.

Konoha wants majesty, not fun.

Those savages can't understand the sense of humor that we Konoha people have.

"Huh? Why is this ninjutsu so useful! If you don't believe me, let Elder Danzo try it out! This is a ninjutsu I specially developed for this war! It cost me a lot of money! No! It's hard work!