Konoha: Not A Serious Ninjutsu Master!

If it wasn't for Sarutobi Asuma, who felt that he couldn't beat him, he almost slapped him in the face.

What's more, the reason given by Hatake Shitake is even more nonsense, what is it called because there is a pervert in the Konoha Frontline Camp who likes to watch him go to the toilet, he will go to Konoha to get a Tailed Beast Bomb, and directly put the whole Konoha big. The camp was bombed.

Let's not say whether this pervert really exists or not, it's just that Hatake Shitake's obvious overrun behavior is abnormal.

"The pervert you're talking about shouldn't be you, right?

Sarutobi Asuma looked at Hatake Shitake with disdain. After all, it was only because someone peeped at him, so he planned to use a Tailed Beast Bomb to blow up the entire Konoha camp.

This is not a psychological pervert, so what is a psychological pervert?

That's right, it's a violent maniac!

Sarutobi Asuma is now very doubtful about whether the meat skewers he invested in before will be able to make a profit in the future.

After all, with such a violent maniac, he would not believe in becoming Hokage.

Hatake Shitake glanced at him, and after rolling his eyes, he threw the bamboo stick in his hand beside 14, and then took another meat skewer.

Although Sarutobi Asuma did not stop it, the heartache revealed in his eyes and spirits was almost sad for those who saw it, and tears for those who heard it.

"You know a hammer, I tell you this pervert is definitely not easy! It can be hidden so deeply under my nose, there must be some conspiracy behind it.

Sarutobi Asuma immediately handed his grilled skewers to Keiko Kurama next to him, with a dog-licking smile on his face, and then turned his head.

Look at this, Hatake Shitake said: "You want to be shameless? Are you bragging about yourself in disguise?"

What does it mean to be able to hide so deeply under your nose?

It's not complimenting your opponent, it's complimenting yourself, right?

I beg you to have some shame. Although a shameless person is invincible in the world, a shameless person will be spurned by others.

Now Sarutobi Asuma has re-firmed the idea of ​​Hatake Shitake and can definitely become Hokage.

Because such a shameless person, if he can't be Hokage, then who can be Hokage?

The thickness of Hatake Shitake's face that Sarutobi Asuma now uses his own eyes to measure is more than double that of his own dead father.

What's more, you read a lot of conspiracy theories, right?

Damn, that is, some Iwagakure ninjas, or ninjas from other ninja villages.

What conspiracy could there be?

Sarutobi Asuma rolled his eyes once more, then snatched the skewer from Hatake Shitake's hand.

Finally, he licked it again and again, and handed it to Keiko Kurama like a dog, and Keiko Kurama showed a very sweet smile, which made people fly. Asuma saw that the whole person was about to ascend to the kingdom of heaven.

Hatake Shitake rolled his eyes, licked the dog, licked the dog, and licked it until he had nothing!

Grab my meat skewers now, and I won't help Keiko Kurama with sex reassignment surgery!

I see what will you do then?

On the contrary, Sarutobi Asuma can still mix with Kurama Keiko, which Hatake Shitake did not expect.

Originally, Hatake Shitake thought that it would only take a year, not even a year, but two or three months to see Sarutobi Hiruzen chasing Sarutobi Asuma and running around with all the leaves.

Or the scene where Yuan Fei Asuma was interrupted by his dog's leg and lived in the hospital.

But I didn't expect that after so many years, Sarutobi Hiruzen didn't even realize that something was wrong with his son.

Masaka!

Could it be that Sarutobi Hiruzen has agreed to his son's freedom of love?

Unexpectedly, Sarutobi Hiruzen looks like an old-fashioned person, and he is such a free and open person in private.

Hatake Shitake has a new understanding of Sarutobi Hiruzen, and sure enough, those who can become Hokage are not ordinary people!

But in fact, Sarutobi Hiruzen is just busy with the third ninja war, and really has no time to communicate with his good son.

Although this happened before the war broke out.

But war is not something that can be decided in one day.

The preliminary work is even more arduous, such as how to allocate troops, such as how to sell miserably in front of the Fire Nation's daimyo to get more military spending.

All of these things need to be done by Hokage.

So until now Sarutobi Asuma has not been exposed, because Sarutobi Hiruzen is too busy.

Another reason is that Sarutobi Asuma didn't talk to his dead ghost father about it.

Because Sarutobi Asuma thought that with the old man's control over him, he must have understood everything.

So everything is silent, since the old man in his own family didn't say anything, it means that he does not object to this matter.

And it also means that Keiko Kurama has no problem.

Everything stems from this wonderful - wonderful misunderstanding.

Hatake Shitake looked at the two and shook his head, wondering if Sarutobi Asuma would be able to accept it.

Uchiha Obito, next to him, was covered in goose bumps all over his body.

Following Hatake Shitake and leaving this place, even Kakashi, who was next to him, lowered his head. He couldn't bear to see his friend, what a lost state he was in.

How beautiful the conjugal love is now, when the truth is exposed in the future, the blow will be bigger.

"Are you having a barbecue party?"

With a swish, a golden figure 103 appeared beside Hatake Shitake.

The man took a deep breath of the smell of the surrounding air, and then smiled and asked Hatake Shitake his doubts.

To know that in the Konoha camp - to eat meat, it is simply extremely difficult.

Although ninjas can hunt in the wild.

But the problem was that the whole camp was full of ninjas, and they all went out hunting.

Every time a ninja goes to war, it's not the civilians who suffer the most.

Because civilians will be evacuated in advance, only a small number of people who are unwilling to leave, or who are unable to leave, will be affected.

The most injured are actually the animals in the nearby forests.

Because they are not human, they have no human rights and no one will inform them of the impending war.

Good guy, how can a ninja who has been vegetarian for a long time hold back his heart that wants to eat meat?

So every time there is a war, all the animals in the surrounding mountains and forests will be wiped clean.

This is why there is no meat in the Konoha camp.

This is all because of the lack of understanding of sustainable development!

Hatake Shitake shook his head and said, "Asuma doesn't know what kind of shit he has gone through. When he was going up the mountain to pick mushrooms, the bear suddenly rolled down for no reason and just hit and died in front of him."