Konoha: Not A Serious Ninjutsu Master!

Chapter 389 Old man, have you committed hemorrhoids?

Hatake Shitake came carelessly and entered Sarutobi Hiruzen's office.

With one kick, the door of Hokage's office was kicked open, startling Shimura Danzō, who was reporting work inside.

He immediately turned around in a panic, and took out a handful of bitter in his hand, Wu obviously wanted to cut off Hatake Shitake's waist.

Hatake Shitake rolled his eyes at Shimura Danzō's movements, not to mention whether he would use Flying Thunder God, even if he couldn't use Flying Thunder God, this kunai alone couldn't hurt himself.

After all, he can use the golden light spell!

Just ask are you afraid?

This time, after seeing Shi Hatake Shitake, the head of the group immediately threw the Kunai in his hand to the ground and made a ping.

Kunai bounced around a few times before heading straight for Sarutobi Hiruzen's ass.

Sarutobi Hiruzen, was still shocked by the sudden entry of Hatake Shitake.

Because Anbu didn't report to him, he didn't know that he came back until he saw Hatake Shitake!

Anbu's group spends so much money on him every year, do they just eat dry rice?

Sarutobi Hiruzen just thought - to give a good reprimand Hatake Sakumo suddenly remembered that Hatake Shitake seems to have come back with Flying Thunder God.

That's fine!

But just as he was about to speak, he suddenly felt the chrysanthemum flowers tighten, and a chill came from his tailbone straight to his heavenly lid.

The strength was so great that it almost overturned his Heavenly Spirit Cover.

Fortunately, Sarutobi Hiruzen, who also went to the battlefield, although he has raised himself as a pig in Konoha for a long time.

But some things are learned.

It is unforgettable!

Sarutobi Hiruzen was extremely calm, reaching back with one hand and clasping it with confidence.

"Pfft!"

The last blood spurted out of Sarutobi Hiruzen's ass at once.

"Old man, do you have hemorrhoids?

Hatake Shitake saw Sarutobi Hiruzen's ass – a straight line of blood going to the ceiling.

Seeing the blood dripping from the ceiling, Hatake Shitake didn't believe it.

Man, Hokage is Hokage!

Even hemorrhoids are so much bigger than others!

This is sitting there so well, and all of a sudden, it's going out to nourish blood.

It's so serious, and I don't want to go to the hospital to have a look. It must be working hard for Konoha.

I was so impressed by Hatake Shitake!

It's not that Hatake Shitake is pretending to be confused. When he comes in and sees the blood soaring, he will inevitably misunderstand.

What's more, this-Rika Hatake Shitake didn't raise his spirit at all.

Without raising one's own spirit, there is no way to concentrate and observe the situation around.

It was only a slight glance at the Kunata that Shimura Danzō had just slammed onto the ground.

Who knew it would fly towards Sarutobi Hiruzen?

What's more, with Sarutobi Hiruzen sitting behind the table, who would have expected this kunai to hit the heart at such a tricky angle?

Sarutobi Hiruzen's face was as black as the bottom of a pot. Hearing the explanation given by Hatake Shitake, he nodded with satisfaction, and pulled out the kunai that was stuck on his butt without leaving a trace.

Originally, he also wanted to pretend to say something like it would not get in the way.

But it's a pity that this place in the midst of suffering is too special.

Immediately, a stream of blood spurted out like a spring.

It's like Shimura Danzō from the Bloody Fountain, don't know what to do.

Hatake Shitake scratched his head and said, "Hokage-sama, are you really okay~"?"

Sarutobi Hiruzen contracted his muscles forcefully and forcibly closed the wound.

After taking a deep breath, he said, "No...it's all right! 35

In the end, he threw the bitterness in his hand to the ground, and this bitterness hit Shimura Danzō's ass again and again at an unbelievable angle.

Shimura Danzō glanced blankly at Sarutobi Hiruzen, and the emotion contained in that eye-god was very complex.

It seems to be saying that Sarutobi Hiruzen you have changed, and it seems that you don't love me anymore!

And Sarutobi Hiruzen immediately fought back with the eye-god, and the eye-god carried the meaning that it was you who opened it first... oh no, it was you who opened it first!

Shimura Danzō was almost laughed at, man, I was not careful or unintentional!

Then I didn't mean it!

Shimura Danzō looked at Sarutobi Hiruzen's face with an indifferent expression, and for a split second, he thought he had returned to his childhood.

You're so old, man, if you didn't know, you thought you were still in ninja school!

Shimura Danzō ruthlessly pulled the kunai from his buttocks and walked out of the office with a blank face.

It's just that the wound on his butt has not healed, and the blood has been spraying out.

The corners of Hatake Shitake's eyes are twitching, with such a large amount of blood, it is estimated that Shimura Danzō will go down to see Senju Hashirama after staying for a minute!

But Hatake Shitake didn't stop it, Shimura Danzō is a veteran of the battlefield!

Such a little injury is nothing to him at all.

People know what they know, and Hatake Shitake thinks it's better for him not to interfere with others, and it will be embarrassing for both sides, isn't it beautiful-wonderful?

Of course this is just a superficial reason, the reason why Hatake Shitake didn't stop it is because he didn't want to - help this person heal.

Before calculating my dear old father, I have not yet calculated this account with him.

One-haven't found time to wake him up in the middle of the night to pee, kuso!!!

Hatake Shitake turned his gaze back to Sarutobi Hiruzen and said: ~What, Hokage-sama, do you want to go to the hospital to see Xianwa?""

Sarutobi Hiruzen shook his head firmly, (good luck) It was already a shame, should he go to the Konoha Hospital for treatment and public execution?

At that time, the ninjas in the whole village will know that Hokage's ass-stock has been stabbed!

My dear, do you still want to fight on the battlefield?

Estimated to laugh enough to laugh at the gang of enemies.

Hatake Shitake scratched his head and gave the doctor's order from the perspective of a medical ninja: "Lord Hokage, although the hemorrhoids are not visible, they still need to be treated in time!

"Otherwise, minor illnesses will turn into serious illnesses, and serious illnesses will turn into terminal illnesses. At that time, I am afraid that they will not be able to cure them.

Sarutobi Hiruzen's face turned even darker, and he now suspected that the little bastard in front of him must have done it on purpose.

Good guy, why did you become like this, don't you know?

Sarutobi Hiruzen waved his hand to stop talking about this topic, and then said, "How are you thinking about the matter you discussed with you earlier?"

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