Konoha: The thirty-year-old Uchiha is not motivated

In Uchiha Tajima's office

At this time, the two people in the office exchanged positions. Uchiha Gin was sitting on Uchiha Tajima's desk and writing hard, while Uchiha Tajima, who was supposed to be sitting there, was lying on the bench below with a look of enjoyment. ,

"So, is this why you asked me to work for you?"

Uchiha Gin listened to the story told by Uchiha Tajima, and raised his head from the piles of documents. A pair of dead fish eyes were dull, as if the edges had been smoothed by life. He looked at the old uncle below who closed his eyes to rest, and endured. He kept complaining loudly,

"How considerate of you, uncle. My vision is blurred now, and Madara is in EMO, so the important task of handling the clan's affairs can only be given to the person I trust the most."

Uchiha Tajima looked like an old god, and he had no psychological burden at all about letting Uchiha Gin do illegal work.

"I don't study well, don't lie to me."

Uchiha Gin rolled his eyes, and then asked curiously,

"By the way, how did you escape in the end?"

Although I think Uchiha Tajima is bragging, the story needs an ending to be considered satisfactory. Compared with the poor storyline, the dead eunuch is more hateful.

"Escape? Please pay attention to your words. I turned around and left in the eyes of those two brats in awe."

Hearing Uchiha Gin question his own strength, Uchiha Tajima turned over, jumped up from the bench, opened his bloodshot eyes, and said with certainty, but he couldn't help but feel a little happy in his heart.

At that time, his kaleidoscope could no longer hold on. Fortunately, Susana's shield move had frightened the two boys, and he was able to turn around calmly, without letting the other party see the bloody arrows shooting out of his eyes.

"Really?"|ω)?

"It's absolutely true. You don't know what my uncle's strength is?"

Uchiha Tajima defended with a guilty conscience,

"Okay~ Just treat it as if you have won the battle. Konoha Collapse Plan?"

"What's the plan?"

"Ha~ I'm so arrogant."

Uchiha Gin made a fuss, but lowered his head and his dead fish eyes kept turning.

If the old uncle really drove the Gundam to defeat the first and second generations of Hokage in their formative years, wouldn't it be possible for the Uchiha clan in the future to become a leader in Konoha?

When the time comes, if you spread the word about this matter, your eldest cousin will be able to directly transform into a talker in Konoha. Then won't the good days of your fish and meat village come?

"Hehe~"

Thinking about the bright future, Uchiha Gin couldn't help but laugh secretly.

"Why are you laughing so weirdly?"

Uchiha Tajima narrowed his eyes, looked at his nephew whose eyes were blurry, and asked doubtfully.

"No, I've been professionally trained and generally don't laugh unless I can't help it."

Uchiha Gin spoke righteously, but the calculation in his heart was extremely loud.

"Ouch~ It's finally done!"

Uchiha Gin casually signed Uchiha Tajima's name on the back of the document titled "Application for Learning Postpartum Care of Sows", and Uchiha Gin felt relieved.

He stretched his waist and quickly stood up and fled from this high position. The leader of the clan is really not a human being. He only deals with trivial matters.

"So fast? I'll see you next time!"

Unexpectedly, Uchiha Gin is still a talented office worker. He completed his day's workload in just three strokes, five by two, and Uchiha Tajima also stood up, returned to his throne, and smiled with satisfaction.

"If that's okay, I'll go back first."

Uchiha Gin couldn't stay in this place for a minute. Before Uchiha Tajima discovered the fishiness of the document, he planned to leave first.

"etc."

Waving to stop Uchiha Gin who was about to leave, Uchiha Tajima's relaxed expression suddenly changed into a serious look.

"One more thing..."

Although he said he had something to say, when the words came to his lips, Uchiha Tajima didn't know what to say.

"If you have something to say, just say it all at once, don't just squeeze out toothpaste?"

Uchiha Gin helplessly spread his hands and said in a worried tone,

"Hurry up. Even if you are the patriarch, you still have to abide by the labor laws."

"It's Madara's side, something happened."

Uchiha Tajima sighed slightly, with some worry appearing on his pale face.

"Ah? What could happen to my cousin?"

Uchiha Gin looked confused. Konoha hasn't been founded yet, so his cousin won't go offline early, right?

"Madara was defeated by the boy from the Senju family this time, and his will has become very depressed. If he continues like this, he may stop here."

Uchiha Tajima shook his head. His eldest son was his favorite heir to the clan leader. If he continued to be depressed like this, he would only become the laughing stock of the clan.

"Haha, does this mean your heart is broken?"

Uchiha Gin rolled his eyes helplessly, but he also expressed his understanding. After all, Senju Hashirama was one version ahead of him after he understood Wood Release, and it was reasonable for him to be beaten without the ability to fight back.

"Yes, I hope you can help him regain his confidence."

Uchiha Tajima's eyes were so intense that Uchiha Gin's heart went crazy, and he quickly waved his hand and refused,

"No, what qualifications can a rookie like me have to help my cousin rise again?"

"No! You do."

Uchiha Tajima took a deep look at Uchiha Gin, turned around, took out a book, and handed it to Uchiha Gin who was still confused.

After subconsciously taking it, Uchiha Gin felt his hands sink. He glanced down and saw a familiar name.

"Kaleidoscope Opening Guide"

Author: Uchiha Yao

? ? ?

Lao Deng is still haunted. I thought you would never have a role in the future.

"Tsk! What do you mean?"

The guide is as thick as a dictionary. I flipped through it briefly and found that although the content was densely written, there were only two big characters in the main theme.

【Sacrifice】

"As far as I know, if you want to ask who Madara has the deepest bond with in the clan, apart from Izuna, you are the only one left. Of course, it does not rule out that they secretly hide people."

There was an inexplicable chill in Uchiha Tajima's tone, and Uchiha Gin's heart skipped a beat.

No, the old uncle is planning to sacrifice himself and let his elder cousin open a kaleidoscope.

"You have watched Madara grow up, and you don't want him to become a useless person, right?"

No, why does your tone sound weird?

"Hey, although I don't want my eldest cousin to become one of those fat, nerdy NEETs, my purity alone is definitely not enough, so I'd better let Izuna take over!"

Uchiha Gin immediately said that he was very touched and regretfully refused. In fact, my eldest cousin and I are not very close, we are just casual acquaintances.

Moreover, in his previous life, he even criticized his elder cousin in a barrage, and his words were so sharp that they turned into *** after he posted them.

"Izuna, I have other arrangements."

"What arrangement?"

"Izuna also has to watch, maybe I can open it too."

(ФωФ)

Uchiha Gin stared at Uchiha Tajima in front of him with the same eyes as Uchiha Mi-chan, and couldn't help but complain,

"How come you, uncle, are the leader of the clan? This intensive use of resources is a real 6!"

"Please, nephew!"

Uchiha Tajima stood up and performed a 90° classic Chinese quintessence, which he performed suddenly, leaving Uchiha Gin speechless.

"It's not that I'm not willing to sacrifice for my family, but I have it."

Rubbing his curly hair, Uchiha Gin began to reveal his true feelings. When he said "Shangyou", he stared directly at Uchiha Tajima, trying to use the remaining affection to soften his old uncle's hard heart.

"~"

As a result, the other party not only pretended not to hear, but also whistled as if nothing had happened.

"Well, if I die, my children, Xiaoguang, and my new apprentice will be so sad~"

Speaking of the emotional part, Uchiha Gin burst into tears and his nose was full of tears. His miserable look really made those who heard it sad and those who listened to it shed tears.

"Well, don't cry first. Is there any misunderstanding between us?"

Seeing Uchiha Gin reaching for his newly made pants with his snot-stained hands, Uchiha Tajima felt a chill in his heart and hurriedly stopped him, saying,

It wasn't because this kid actually dared to question his own record, so he teased him and almost backfired, losing a pair of pants for nothing.

"Huh? You're going to sacrifice me, and you're saying it's a misunderstanding?"

Uchiha Gin stopped pretending, jumped up angrily, pointed at Uchiha Tajima's nose and started outputting.

"It's not like I really want you to die. You're still a ninja after all. You can't even fake death, right?"

Uchiha Tajima rolled his eyes helplessly. How could he really ask Uchiha Gin to sacrifice? What he meant was to ask Uchiha Gin to find a way to find the people closest to the two brothers, pretend to be dead, and stimulate the two brothers. The boy opened his eyes.

Putting aside the fact that their blood is thicker than water, if they really sacrifice each other forcefully, then Uchiha Hikaru will be offended to death. When the time comes, there will be another wave of civil strife, and the Uchiha clan will really be unable to withstand it. .

"Fake death? This is a clever plan~"

When Uchiha Gin heard that there was no need to sacrifice, he immediately gave a thumbs up and said that he had won the third prize in elementary school group performance, and he used his superb acting skills to win over his cousins ​​every minute.

"The script?"

Uchiha Tajima has been thinking about this matter for several days. Although he is known as the first wise general in Uchiha, writing this kind of thing obviously touches his knowledge blind spot.

Of course, acting requires a good script. If there is no good script, no matter how good the play is, it will not come out.

"This matter is related to the future of the family, and we must not let a third person know about it, so..."

Uchiha Tajima spoke plausibly, nodded, and looked at Uchiha Gin in the audience with very trusting eyes,

"Stop it!"

Uchiha Gin stretched out his arm and made a big "X" in front of his chest. He looked at Uchiha Tajima who was talking with unkind eyes and gritted his teeth and said,

"What do you mean by this, the director, screenwriter, actors, special effects and even post-production are all mine?"

"My nephew is a great talent!"

Uchiha Tajima smiled happily, raised his hand slightly, and signaled the other party not to be impatient, he still had something to say,

"But don't worry, I will serve as the producer and supervisor and will cooperate with you throughout the process. You only need to express yourself freely."

After saying that, he had an expression on his face that said, "I'm also working very hard, please don't bother me." It made Uchiha's silver teeth itch.

He suddenly felt angry and evil in his heart.

Since you are unkind, uncle, don't blame me, Uchiha Gin, for being unjust!

"Uchiha No Misery" will be launched soon, so stay tuned!