Konoha: The thirty-year-old Uchiha is not motivated

"Shua!~"

Accompanied by a cry of grief and anger, the people of the Thousand Hands Clan were startled and immediately put on a highly alert posture. More than a dozen pairs of eyes widened and looked at the person coming.

"Haxi hot mom, I thought you were an honest person, but I didn't expect you to do such a shameless thing!"

A slender figure descended from the sky, it was the man who had shouted angrily at Senju Hashirama,

I saw this man with a head of rare curly hair, a look of sorrow and sorrow on his extraordinary handsome face, and a trace of disappointment in the eyes of the dead fish. He looked at Senju Hashirama holding a kunai and pressing forward step by step. , frowning.

"Ah? Brother Yin!"

Seeing that the person coming was the familiar Uchiha Gin, Senju Hashirama immediately felt nervous. The two of them had moved around very frequently in the past few years. The other party would send valuable red envelopes to his young son during holidays.

"There must be some misunderstanding!"

Thinking of this, Senju Hashirama was a little at a loss, scratched his head in embarrassment, and carefully explained to Uchiha Gin,

"Hmph! I can see clearly from a distance. You even took off your pants, and you still want to make excuses?"

Uchiha Gin covered his eyes with one hand and pointed at the thin underwear Senju Hashirama was wearing with one hand, with a blank expression. His voice was so loud that everyone on the battlefield could hear it clearly.

"What? The patriarch suffered such humiliation for us!"

The Uchiha tribesmen who were captured due to the defeat were all excited when they heard the heavy news. Each one of them had eyes wide open and struggled and shouted,

"Come at me if you have anything, don't hurt our clan leader!"

"Come! I'm not afraid. See if I don't pinch you, you despicable Thousand-Armed villain!"

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"Hey! Brother Yin, stop joking, I am a family man."

Facing the Uchiha tribesmen clamoring to replace him, Senju Hashirama, who was already familiar with Uchiha Gin, smiled awkwardly and said,

"U! Chi! Ha! Gin! No matter how nonsense you talk, I, Uchiha Madara, will never let you go even if I'm a ghost!"

Uchiha Madara, who was lying on the ground unable to move, seemed to have been greatly insulted. His iceberg-like face turned red, and his black eyes were full of murderous intent. Looking at Uchiha Gin with a teasing look on his face, he Using his last strength, he complained loudly,

"Motor! Be polite!"

Hearing Uchiha Madara's words, Uchiha Gin didn't make any response. Senju Hashirama on the side squatted down first and knocked his best friend on the head. His tone was full of dogleg style,

"You think so, Brother Yin~"

"Hmph, in that case, go ahead!"

It's really annoying to compare people to each other. If my eldest cousin is half as sensible as the Hasi mom, I won't have to worry so much.

"Okay, brother Yin happens to be here, so just help me be a witness."

Seeing Uchiha Gin nod, Senju Hashirama felt relieved, and his face straightened, with determination to die in his eyes, his brows slightly furrowed, and he slowly said,

"Huh? This... although it is said that an elder brother is like a father, is this too sudden? Why don't you wait until I go back to inform the clansmen..."

Uchiha Gin looked embarrassed, and waved his hand to Senju Hashirama, who had a determined look on his face, with a tone of avoidance.

"You guy, where did you want to go! Brother, he..."

Senju Tobirama, who had been silent for a long time, sheathed his long sword, pursed his lips, and explained aloud to Uchiha Gin, who was pretending to misunderstand, with a look of dissatisfaction in his eyes.

If it weren't for Curly's sake, I would have killed this old man with the Thunder God Sword!

"Oh! I see, my eldest cousin actually made such an exciting request. I must witness it, I must witness it!"

After listening carefully to Senju Tobirama's retelling of the whole story, Uchiha Gin immediately slapped his thigh, saying that he must witness this classic moment.

"Listen carefully, Tobirama, keep my words in your heart as your last wish."

Seeing that Senju Tobirama had finished speaking, Senju Hashirama walked up to his younger brother with a kunai in his hand. With a look that could not be refused in his eyes, he gave instructions,

"Brother."

Senju Tobirama, who could see the look of determination in his elder brother's eyes, sighed slightly in his heart. He knew that he could not prevent the development of this matter, so he had no choice but to compromise.

"These are the words I paid for with my life. Other tribesmen must also remember that after I die, they must not kill Madara."

Senju Hashirama looked around, looking at the nervous-looking clan members, and said in a deep voice,

"From now on, there will be no fighting between Uchiha and Senju. In the name of your father and the grandchildren you have not yet met, swear to abide by it!"

After saying that, Senju Hashirama glanced at Uchiha Madara, his eyes were extremely clear, without a trace of filth, then the corners of his mouth were slightly raised, with a relieved smile on his face, he turned the cold radiant kunai in his hand and pointed it at his own Abdomen, stab down slowly.

"Farewell~"

Seeing this scene, Senju Tobirama couldn't sit still. He thought that his elder brother was just acting, but he didn't expect that he would actually fake it. He immediately refined his chakra and prepared to activate the Flying Thunder God to stop his elder brother's mentally retarded behavior.

"Kunai, can it really stab someone to death?"

Standing in front of the Uchiha tribe, Uchiha Gin swallowed the melon seeds in his mouth, looked at Senju Hashirama who was about to perform hara-kiri with a kunai, and murmured to himself in confusion,

Senju Hashirama is an immortal, and if he can die under a kunai, wouldn't Kakuzu be able to kill the god successfully?

Uchiha Madara, who was lying on the ground, had black eyes that never left Senju Hashirama. When he saw the tear shed from the corner of his eye, the memories of his youth could not help but flood into his heart. The fallen teardrop was like this. It was like a stone thrown by the two of them when they were playing in water, falling to the ground and making waves.

"Whoosh!~"

Senju Hashirama closed his eyes tightly, with determination to die, and stabbed the kunai in his hand towards his lower abdomen quickly. At this critical moment, a big hand suddenly appeared, tightly grasping the hand holding the kunai. ,

"Um? Motor?"

With his eyes closed, Senju Hashirama felt that his suicide hand was blocked by a huge force. He couldn't help but feel happy. Sure enough, Madara was reluctant to let me die. Then he opened his eyes excitedly, wanting to see what Madara Uchiha was doing now. expression, unexpectedly, I saw another shy smiling face,

"Brother Yin?"

Senju Hashirama never thought that the person who stopped him was Uchiha Gin. Even if Tobirama came to give him an elbow, he could accept it. In surprise, he saw another one hanging in the air. Using his hand, Uchiha Madara forcibly stood up, with embarrassment written all over his face. He never expected that he would be a step too late.

"Motor! I know you don't want me to die~"

Seeing Uchiha Madara's outstretched hand, Senju Hashirama smiled happily and thanked his red-faced friend.

"Hmph! I'm just afraid that you won't die, so I want to help you work harder!"

Uchiha Madara, with a reddish complexion, immediately turned his head away and strongly denied that he wanted to prevent Senju Hashirama from committing suicide.

"Haha~ Everyone is happy, cousin, since you don't want him to commit suicide, does the thing you promised him still count?"

Seeing that his eldest cousin was about to dig out of the three rooms and two halls in embarrassment, Uchiha Gin came to the rescue in time, patted his shoulder, and sent a life-rich chakra into Uchiha Madara's body, allowing him to Have the strength to stand up.

"Well, I, Madara Uchiha, always keep my word. I agree to a truce."

Feeling the warmth nourishing his body, Uchiha Madara glanced at his cousin in surprise, but now the top priority was to put an end to the dispute between the two clans, so he suppressed the doubts in his heart and turned to look at a Senju Hashirama, who had an expectant face, slowly stretched out his palm and gave his own response.

"Bang!~~"

Just when the two shook hands and made peace, a huge explosion suddenly sounded. Everyone was shocked. They thought there was a third party lurking and took advantage of their relaxation to attack them, so they hurriedly looked towards the place where the sound came from.

I saw a smiling Uchiha Gin, holding a huge fireworks cannon in his hand. The ribbons sprayed into the sky had not yet completely fallen. Seeing everyone staring at him, he was not afraid, but smiled even more happily. , he finally waited,

“Congratulations to the Warring States Period, it’s officially finished~”

A few days later.

Today is the day when the Uchiha clan and the Senju clan officially conclude an alliance. Uchiha Madara and Uchiha Izuna, who are wearing the Uchiha clan's standard high-collar clothing, are pulled to a secluded corner by the mysterious-looking Uchiha Gin.

"Cousin, what's the matter with you? Can't you tell it in front of everyone?"

Uchiha Madara, who was still thinking about his speech, frowned. He didn't want his speech to be worse than that guy from Hasi, so he asked his unreliable cousin. He didn't want to Waste of time here.

"That's right!"

Uchiha Izuna, who was also dressed formally, had doubts in his eyes. He also wanted to know why his cousin pulled them into a small dark room. Could it be that he had something good to give them?

"My eldest cousin, actually"

Glancing at the figure hiding not far behind him, Uchiha Gin rolled his eyes in his heart. Didn't he agree to wait here? Why did he hide? So, he didn't know how to speak, scratched his head in distress, and spoke with a bit of hesitation,

"Hesitating, I don't know what to say. I still have to discuss the details with Haxi Lama. If you have any questions, we can wait until the alliance is completed."

Seeing Uchiha Gin's hesitant expression, Uchiha Madara suddenly felt his eyes twitching. Although he was doubtful, he heard the noisy sound outside, it must be someone from the Senju clan, so he waved He waved his hand, indicating that he would talk about it later.

"Then my eldest brother and I will leave first. If you have any good things, eldest cousin, be sure to keep them for me~"

When Izuna saw that her elder brother was leaving, she stopped staying. After saying something to Uchiha Gin, she followed Uchiha Madara's ass and left.

"Hey~ Uncle, why don't you come out? My eldest cousin even came with the whole family~"