Konoha: Who is the good person?

Explain?

How to explain this?

Yamanaka Jing couldn't tell Tsunade that he was just talking nonsense and was ready to take the opportunity to knock her down.

After all, in that situation, he could only think of the reason why Tsunade would find him and attack him.

Probably the only reason was the rumors about him and Kushina in the village.

The key is that he couldn't explain those rumors, and Tsunade didn't seem to want to hear anyone's explanation.

If he didn't knock her down first, would he wait for her to demolish his house?

Later, when Yamanaka Jing heard Kushina say that Tsunade came to her because she couldn't borrow money from her.

After thinking about it, he came to his senses.

Is Tsunade really short of money?

As the strongest medical ninja in the current ninja world and one of the three ninjas of Konoha.

As long as she spreads the word that she has no money to spend, let alone borrowing money, there are many people who will give her money for free.

It's just that Tsunade at this stage hasn't been as thoroughly rotten as in the original book.

Only when facing relatives will she completely ignore her own image.

So, when she saw Kushina listening to a man's words, seriously analyzing what money can be borrowed and what money can't be borrowed, and once again advising her not to gamble, she would think of coming to take a look.

This woman... is here to investigate her brother-in-law!

Yamanaka Jing's expression was a little bit tense, at least at this moment, he really wanted to cover his face and run away.

What a mistake!

At that time, he only thought about not letting this violent woman destroy his family.

If he had known earlier, he should have been more patient and fought a few more moves with the other party.

Who knows, after the other party has almost tested it, everyone will sit down and eat happily together?

"Oh~ Sister Tsunade~ I heard that Senior Jiraiya and Senior Orochimaru are back too. Let's call them over tonight and play together?"

Kushina saw her boyfriend's embarrassed expression, and hurriedly stepped forward to hold Tsunade's arm, smiling and changing the subject.

"Tsk~ What's fun with those two guys? It's not as interesting as this kid's illusion."

Tsunade pouted unhappily, followed Kushina's strength, and sat down on the sofa.

She understood.

Kushina's heart was on this kid, and she couldn't bear to see him suffer any grievances.

Heh~ A woman in love... is hopeless.

"Then after dinner tonight, I'll continue for Sister Tsunade?"

Yamazaki Jing asked tentatively.

Tsunade showed an expression that said you kid should know what's good for you, turned around and patted her flat belly, and gave Kushina a look that said you can do it yourself.

She had overslept and skipped breakfast this morning, and she started killing people in the illusion world at noon.

It was getting dark, and if she didn't eat, she was afraid her breasts would shrink from hunger.

"I'll do it!"

Yamanaka Jing got up from the sofa quickly and turned to the kitchen.

This was at least Kushina's family coming to visit.

At first, she didn't understand the situation. It was fine to knock her down with an illusion, but now she didn't even give her a meal, which was too much.

Moreover, Kushina went to cook, and he had to accompany Tsunade to chat here.

This...

He was afraid that his toes would be tired.

"Sister Tsunade, do you remember the announcement issued by the village some time ago?"

Kushina looked at her boyfriend running away with a smile, and turned around to take the initiative to bring up the topic with Tsunade.

"Announcement? Who cares about that."

"It's the announcement about the Uzumaki clan~"

"Oh~ Then?"

"This time Jing and the little boy, oh, that is, Fengbo Fengshui, went out to perform a mission together, and brought back a girl from the Uzumaki clan, Uzumaki Honoka. I heard that she is in love with Namikaze Minato..."

"No, why do you Uzumaki clan members like yellow-haired people?"

"Huh?"

"What? Do you only look at the face when looking for a boyfriend? I remember..."

Two girls, one big and one small, talked in a low voice in the living room.

Yamanaka Jing vaguely heard the conversation in the living room, and his eyes were almost rolled up to the sky.

What do you mean they all like yellow-haired people?

His hair is golden! Golden!

And... we are from the same root, why are you so anxious!

Sister, don't our hair have the same color?

"Forget it, just because you praised me for being handsome."

Shan Zhongjing muttered to himself and decided to let this sister-in-law go for the time being.

He turned around and opened the refrigerator, picked out the vegetables and meat he liked, and prepared dinner for the evening, while looking at the system interface.

He just got three chances to draw entries, but he hasn't used them yet.

"System, draw!"

[Congratulations to the host for obtaining the blue entry 'One Fetus and Nine Treasures', the gray entry 'Nothing', and the white entry 'Expired Milk'. 】

One Fetus and Nine Treasures (Blue): Congenital pregnancy holy body, pregnancy probability increased, twins, triplets, quadruplets... nine babies slightly increased, postpartum recovery speed, re-pregnancy probability increased.

Nothing (gray): The poor guy shrouded in bad luck, no matter how hard he tries to change, his vitals will gradually shrink to less than five centimeters, the probability of being disliked by his female partner will increase significantly, the probability of breaking up, divorce, and inferiority will increase.

Expired milk (white): When operating medical ninjutsu, the nature of ninjutsu will undergo subtle changes that are difficult to measure, the control of medical ninjutsu and the treatment effect will increase slightly, and the person being treated will have a short-term slight side effect.

One blue, one gray, one white...

Yamanaka Jing pursed his lips and subconsciously glanced at Kushina and Tsunade who were whispering in the living room.

He just started dating Kushina today. Isn't it a bit too early to consider having a baby now?

Moreover, one or two is fine.

Changing diapers, feeding, and coaxing to sleep, two people should be able to handle it.

Nine treasures in one birth, are you sure it's not a vicious curse?

It's hard for women to give birth to children, and nine in this birth, even if it's a caesarean section, it's fatal!

Even if it's born safely.

Nine children are crying for food, I'm going to...

Shan Zhongjing shuddered hard, not daring to think about it, feeling that the viciousness of this entry is no less than the black entry!

There is also [Nothing].

At first glance, Shan Zhongjing thought it was to reduce wealth.

The result...

It's more vicious than [Nine treasures in one birth]!

It also specifically stated that 'even if you try hard to change, it will eventually shrink'. Does this mean that even Orochimaru's software transformation can't save it?

Shan Zhongjing looked at his crotch and secretly thanked that he was huge in this life, otherwise it would be too terrible.

As for the last [Expired Milk].

For medical ninjas, probably, perhaps, possibly, it is not so friendly?

Although it improves the control of medical ninjutsu and the effect of treatment, the short-term mild side effects are too...

"Did you not wash your hands? Or have you done too many bad things recently?"

Yamazaki Jing silently looked at his hands that were washing vegetables, and decisively denied the thought that had just arisen in his mind.

This is definitely not his problem.

Absolutely not!

How could he, a person who loves the village (playing dirty tricks on the leader of the Root), cares about his companions (introducing a partner to Minato), is willing to help others (helps Kyuubi smile), and cares about his disciples (pulling the three little ones as laborers), have a problem?

If there is a problem, it is the system.

This crappy system may be crooked at its root!

Since he obtained the system, he has also drawn many entries. How many serious things have come out? !

Yes, that's right.

Everything is the fault of the system!

System: Is there no one speaking for me?