Konoha: Who is the good person?

I'm so considerate of Tsunade, who will be considerate of me?

Yamanaka Jing looked at Tsunade who threw away her high heels, walked barefoot to the refrigerator to get a bottle of sake, and drank while urging his shadow clone to cook, with a face full of doubts about life.

Is this really his home?

Then why can Tsunade sit at the dining table and urge him to cook so naturally?

The shadow clone looked at Yamanaka Jing who was following behind Tsunade in confusion.

Secretly guessed that something must have happened during the time when the original body and Tsunade went to Konoha Hospital together.

Otherwise, Tsunade would not suddenly become Jiraiya's brother...

Yeah, she is very familiar with people.

"Original body, you come."

The shadow clone couldn't figure it out, and decisively chose to give up meaningless thinking, and directly turned into a ball of chakra smoke and disappeared on the spot.

"What does Tsunade-sama want to eat?"

Yuhi Kurenai's little head poked out of the kitchen, and her ruby-like eyes were full of admiration.

Under the idol filter that is thicker than Tsunade's, she only thinks that Tsunade is generous and magnanimous, and she deserves the title of the first female ninja in Konoha!

"Whatever Kushina eats for lunch, I will eat it."

Tsunade held her chin with one hand, and shook the sake bottle with the other hand, and threw the question directly to Yamanaka Jing.

This kid is thick-skinned and black-hearted, but he is pretty good to Kushina.

She doesn't believe that this guy can make something hard to swallow for Kushina.

"No, you are so tough, have you paid for the meal?"

Yanaka Jing rolled his eyes unhappily.

"Tsk~ I'll bring you my second grandfather's water escape ninjutsu scroll later, and now hurry up to cook."

Tsunade waved her hand indifferently.

It fully demonstrated what it means to sell the father's land without feeling sorry.

"!!! Sister, please wait a moment!"

Yanaka Jing changed his face in a fancy way.

In the confused eyes of Might Guy and Shiranui Genma, without saying a word, he picked up his apron and went into the kitchen.

Senju Tobirama, the man who claimed to have signed a contract with the sea.

How many ninjas who use water escape can not doubt their lives when they see it?

Self-created water escape·Water Break Wave, Water escape·Heavenly Cry, Water escape·Hard Vortex Water Blade... are all extremely powerful and extremely practical.

Although Yamanaka Jing has seen countless water escape ninjutsu in his five-year career in the analysis class.

But can those be compared with Senju Tobirama's lifelong efforts?

Wait until you learn Senju Tobirama's technique.

At the same time, he has the inheritance of the second-generation Mizukage Hozuki Gengetsu and the second-generation Hokage Senju Tobirama.

Hahahaha~

Mizukage, kneel down, I beg you for something.

Shan Zhongjing was imagining a bright future. Seeing that the three little ones actually showed a disgusted expression that they didn't want to recognize him as their teacher, he spoke unhappily.

"What are you daydreaming about? Kai, hurry up and knead the first pot of dough that has already risen. I will teach you a set of lost steel fist fighting methods later. Have you heard of Bajiquan?"

"Xuanjian, get the steamer and chopping board to cut the dough and roll the dough. Do you want to learn the ninjutsu·Flying Needle Fuze and Torpedo Needle? If you want, hurry up!"

"Hong, come and learn to make dumplings with the teacher? Make them well. The teacher will teach you a trick of his own creation later, the Shining Curse Experience Card!"

Despise Shan Zhongjing, understand Shan Zhongjing, and become Shan Zhongjing.

Under the inducement of various ninjutsu, the three little ones worked very quickly!

Yuhi Hong already had a basic knowledge of cooking. She quickly got the hang of it after just watching Shan Zhongjing demonstrate it twice.

After becoming a little proficient, she could also make dumplings while chatting.

"Teacher Jing, I heard that you have an illusion that can make all the people who are affected by the spell collapse and wail, and even the spirit beasts will be in agony after being affected by the spell. Is it true?"

The little girl looked hopeful. It was obvious that she wanted to learn this more than the experience card of The Shining Curse, which she had never heard of.

"......Who told you that?"

Shan Zhongjing paused for a moment and asked with a strange look on his face.

Among the illusions he created, there are many that can make the people who are affected collapse and wail, but it seems that there is only one 'Third Brother's Ecstasy Bureau' that can make the spirit beasts also in agony.

As an advanced version of Xiao Feigun Lai Le, 'Third Brother's Ecstasy Bureau' will make the people who are affected by the spell become the third sister-in-law who is being chased in the illusion.

If you can't catch up, then keep chasing, and if you catch up, let the third brother hey...

At that time, I was young and ignorant, and I didn't know how to control my strength.

I always feel that as long as the effect is good, it can cause a mental attack on people and animals, and quickly break down the enemy's psychological defenses, nothing else matters.

Not anymore, I'm old, I have to save face!

"I, I heard what Senior Jiraiya said, am I, am I wrong?"

Yuhi Kurenai blinked her innocent big eyes and asked timidly.

She heard Senior Jiraiya say that the difficulty of this ninjutsu is actually only B-level, which is the same as the difficulty of the ninjutsu that the teacher wants to teach her, so she tried to ask.

But it seems that she asked a question that she shouldn't have asked?

"Jiraiya, that bastard!"

Yamazaki cursed with gritted teeth, and felt that Jiraiya had become worse and worse in recent years!

Because Minato had worshipped Jiraiya as his master a long time ago, he and Jiraiya were not strangers.

I forgot why, Jiraiya wanted to experience his illusion.

And he just happened to have this illusion, and also wanted to try the effect.

So, Jiraiya and his summoning beast became the first victims.

Damn it!

Isn't it just an illusion? It didn't really happen!

Why did he hate him for so long?

And he ran to his disciple and ruined his image as a teacher in a roundabout way?

Papapapa~Papapapa~

"Hahaha~ I remember it, I remember it! You are talking about the technique that scares Jiraiya and the toads in Myoboku Mountain, right? Hong, let me tell you about it, hahaha~"

Tsunade slapped the table with one hand, laughing.

The rolling waves and surging waves were particularly eye-catching.

Recalling the scene when Jiraiya shivered when he saw Orochimaru for more than a month, and the green-skinned toad that changed its nature in Myoboku Mountain.

Tsunade laughed so hard that she almost got a stitch in the side, but she couldn't stop.

Yamanaka Jing frowned, wanting to stop Tsunade from continuing, but worried that the 'facts' would be even more explosive when spoken by Jiraiya.

After all, Jiraiya's character was already negative for being able to run to his disciple and mention this illusion.

The three children saw Tsunade laughing non-stop, and then looked at their teacher who turned his head to concentrate on making dumplings. Knowing that they could hear this, they quickly pricked up their ears.

The past of Jiraiya, one of the three ninjas, and their teacher.

It also involved Myoboku Mountain, one of the three sacred places for summoning beasts.

I want to hear it, I love to hear it, Tsunade-sama, please tell me quickly!

After Tsunade finally laughed enough, she sorted out her emotions and slowly told what she saw and heard that year.

In fact, the story is not complicated.

Jiraiya wanted to let the summoning beast experience the special illusion of the mountain scene first, so he summoned a green-skinned toad named Gamali from Myoboku Mountain.

This Gamali was originally a clean male toad. Because he looked a little handsome, it was said that there were many female toads pursuing him in Myoboku Mountain.

As a summoning beast, Gamali naturally did not think that ordinary illusions could cause any harm to himself.

As a result, less than three seconds after the illusion was released, it exploded into a cloud of smoke and returned to Myoboku Mountain.

Jiraiya wanted to summon it again and help it remove the illusion, but was directly rejected.

Driven by curiosity, the young Jiraiya couldn't help but let Yamanaka Keiya let him experience this illusion.

Then...

With amazing perseverance, Jiraiya forced himself to break free from the illusion.

In the following half a month, he shivered when he saw Orochimaru, and his fart exploded when he squatted. Many pairs of pants were broken and burnt by him.

If it weren't for the last three generations of old men who couldn't bear it and asked people to use illusions to give him psychological counseling, God knows how long the situation would last.

As for Toad Power...

A month later, he had become Toad Li, with flaming red lips, enchanting figure, and a big bow tied on his head.

He had the same sequelae as Jiraiya.

It farts when it squats, it farts when it squats, the key is that it is a toad!

Tsunade slapped the table and laughed while talking.

Might Guy looked at his tights and felt very scared, and Shiranui Genma also shivered several times with a cold face.

This sequelae is a bit scary!