Konoha’s Bully Ninja Cat

"Hey hey, the plot is perfect... I'm really a genius, so don't worry about a strange woman jumping out and punching me half to death!"

Jiraiya also proudly muttered to himself over there.

He was immersed in the perfect picture he imagined, and he didn't even notice that there was a cat watching on the tree, so people couldn't be too focused, otherwise, even if he was as strong as Sannin, he would stumble.

Qianming leaned down, his muscles began to strain. This time it didn't do anything like turning into Tsunade, that kind of joke can be played once, but getting it around will make Jiraiya produce "antibodies".

In case, if the real Tsunade stood in front of him, he would still be a fake... Jirai can do such a thing, so he can't have the intention of harming others.

And then... whoosh!

After a soft sound, a cat shadow fell on Jiraiya's shoulder.

"Ah! Who... me, why is it you again!"

Zilai was also startled, and then became very annoyed. One couldn't help but reach out to grab the cat, trying to catch it and throw it into the river, but the cat was very agile and avoided it.

not only that. tearing~

With a crisp sound, the paper in his hand was shredded by sharp claws.

Jiraiya was sluggish for a few seconds, and then muttered to himself with a pile of shredded paper in his hands: "My work, my work..."

"Meow!"

Qian Ming was also stunned for a while, and then quickly explained, "I was just struggling, it was your own hand that hit the paper with the paper, it was you who touched the porcelain!"

"Touching porcelain? Oh, I don't know what touching porcelain means, but I know you are dead."

Jiraiya laughter with madness.

The next second... No, it didn't take a blink of an eye to be precise. He quickly knotted his hair and his hair soared. This time, Qianming finally experienced the same feeling that the enemy experienced before——

Overwhelming hair!

The roots were as dense as Orochimaru's snakes, long and tenacious, Qian Ming opened the first door of the Eight Gates of Dunjia without hesitation, and the four legs used to run wildly forward.

"Want to run? Hehehe, die for me!"

Zilai also kicked, and the speed was extremely fast, but while the black cat quickly backed up, he turned back and sprayed several mouthfuls of the enlarged version of "vacuum jade".

The enlarged version of the vacuum jade must be much faster in power and speed, but its most important role is not damage.

No matter what kind of misunderstandings he has about his artistic pursuit, his strength is really strong. Unless this technique is so big that it can be spit out, it can blow up Jirai, or he can avoid it just by moving. .

However, the role of the vacuum jade is not to hurt the enemy, but to cover the enemy's line of sight and change his route of travel. When Jiraiya is dodging, although the speed has not changed, Qianming has already taken advantage of this moment to slip away.

The technique of water body, and then flying thunder god...

"Give me a dip in the water for a while to wake up stupid cat!"

Jiraiya's hair tied Shui's body heavily, and then threw it directly into the water. He was really annoyed to the extreme. Of course, it was possible that his anger during this period of time had exploded.

In short, the scene was out of control for a while, and Qian Ming, who was watching from the side, felt chills all over.

This is going to be distorted!

"Um?"

After soaking for two seconds, Jilai also controlled his hair to pull it up, and found that the place where the hair was tied was gone, but instead his hair was entangled and knotted.

what happened?

What about cats!

Where have the live cats gone!

The technique of chaotic lion hair is not so easy to break free, unless the cat is really made of water, then there is only one possibility - it was not the body just now, but a clone or something.

He gritted his teeth and said, "This is not over, I will send you out every day if you avoid me... No, I will transfer you to Orochimaru!"

Ruthless!

Qian Ming felt chills all over his body, and he really sent it to Orochimaru. Even if he didn't get cold, he might have to become Orochimaru's experimenter or subordinate.

those days...

Glancing at the system panel.

hiss~

Two thousand points, more than the last time he pierced his peeping, what kind of anger is this, and Jiraiya's words may not be a joke!

How to cheat?

It pondered and pondered, and suddenly realized that the story of Jiraiya could have another direction, such as the Cowherd and the Seven Fairies.

After thinking about it for a while, the black cat jumped out from behind and said, "Meow~ your story is not good at all."

"Not good? Humph, you kitten doesn't have all the functions, what stories do you know, you can tell me where it's not good."

Zilai also expressed surprise at the location where Qianming appeared, but when Qianming talked about the story, he temporarily let go of his anger and responded to the doubts with a professional attitude.

He's a professional writer—or so he thinks.

"Only the mind... well, the story, the story is too simple, it can be added with some twists and turns."

Qian Ming originally wanted to complain about the "simple-minded author", but thinking that the other party was still in a rage, he should not stimulate too violently for the time being, so he changed his words temporarily.

but.

You thought I didn't hear?

Jiraiya gathered up the ninjutsu and stared at it blankly, intending to let it speak all the words before throwing it into the river to "bath", which is considered to let it leave some last words.

"Meow~ Where's your protagonist's identity?"

"identity?"

Zilai was also stunned for a moment, what identity does a work of art need, and it's cool.

But when the black cat asked this, he wanted to give an answer, so he answered without hesitation: "The protagonist is a civilian."

"Meow~ civilians, and it's the tail of a crane, so what's the status of a beauty?"

"This... miss?"

Zilai was also in a state of confusion, unable to answer for a while.

"Miss Dazu is okay, meow! And it happened that a wild dog took her clothes away, the protagonist went to chase, and then the eldest lady fell in love with the protagonist at first sight..."

At the beginning, Qian Ming just used the story of "The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl" to fool around, but later he simply made a magic modification, including many scenes of pretending to slap his face in the net text.

For example, the big clan looked down on the protagonist, but the protagonist turned himself into a genius through hard work, and defeated the big clan genius in the chunin exam. The reason for this is that Qian Ming sees that the protagonist is himself.

Jirai also likes a hard-working, tough character, so it has such a story.

On the one hand, Zilai was also stunned.

He just wanted to write a work of art, how could he think of so many things.

Now he has written down all the stories. The problem is... This cat is just over a year old, so how come there are so many irritating ideas, one set after another can write a book.

"Meow~ You said, isn't your story too single?"

When Qian Ming mentioned dry mouth, he was no longer annoyed when he saw Jirai, so he stopped his endless "offensive" and asked a question~www.readwn.com~ Jirai also pondered for a long time and said, "Otherwise I will give you the pen, and you will write it. ?"

"Meow?"

Being fooled and lame?

"I see you as a set, you write it? You are a cat, where do you get so many ideas?"

"It's just that humans don't understand how cats think, so cats think a lot, meow..."

Qianming had to explain again.

A lie often needs countless lies to cover up, and it is really insightful.

"The story is good, this immortal accepted it, but I think it's better to change the wild dog to a black wild cat."

Zilai also commented and sent his "excellent" revised version. Qianming can only say...you are happy, anyway, it is used to fool you.

But speaking of it, does this count as bringing "new literature" to the ninja world?

After thinking about it, Kakashi and Minato Namikaze are holding such novels in their hands, the picture is not too beautiful, but thinking about the inspiration for the original book of these works came from a cat...

If the news is exposed, there will probably be a lot of points!

"Meow~ I want to add my name and mark it as a cat."

"Don't even think about it, what is it if you add me... At most, you can add the name of the inspiration provider, but you can't indicate your identity."

Jiraiya also immediately bargained.

Although the source of the story is Qianming, adding a name is enough to be ashamed, and then indicating that it is a cat, even if it sells itself, what's the face?

But then again, if you sell it like this, wouldn't everyone in the village know that the cat provided them with inspiration!

He immediately put a patch on it: "It can only be an assistant!" "Meow~ Forget it, an assistant is also fine, but the money cannot be less."

Qian Ming didn't continue to bargain, who knew that Zilai would not be annoyed and immersed it in water or transferred it to Orochimaru.