Kung Fu Divine Doctor

It's hard to imagine that a person can look so inhuman, sharp mouthed and obscene. At a glance, it looks like a top-notch little old man. What makes Lu Feng's smile even more bitter is that the old man's treacherous eyes are rolling around. At first sight, he is the kind who has no good intentions.

What did he say?

Kidney deficiency? Excessive self indulgence?

Lu Feng almost had a slap in the face, and he wanted to take this hateful old liar away.

If you say something else, Lu Feng may not be made speechless by this little old man, but... But to say that he is overindulgent is pure nonsense! He Lu Feng... He Lu Feng is still a virgin!

A virgin, because of excessive indulgence and kidney deficiency?

Are you kidding? What's a world-class joke?

"If you want to cheat me, I can give you dozens of yuan for a ride back to my hometown, or I can give you more than 100 yuan to buy a bottle of poison to drink and commit suicide. If you don't want to buy poison, you can even save money." Lu Feng coldly said that, he turned around in front of the wretched little old man, then pointed to the mountain on one side and continued: "see? You climb up a winding mountain road there until you reach the top. Then you shout to the sky three times, "I'm a liar, I'm a sinner, I'm obscene." then you jump down from the top. Then the world is quiet and you're free! OK？ Is that all right? "

The little old man gaped at Lu Feng, with a very strange look on his face. However, a man like him has thicker skin than the corner of the city wall, so he reacts immediately just after he looks dull for a while. It's like changing his face. At the moment after he reacts, he immediately says, "am I a liar? What are you talking about? I am a traditional Chinese medicine who has been influenced by 5000 years of Chinese history and culture. Do you know what TCM means? That's what I am! How could I lie to you? Old man, I have a pair of eyes. I can't be wrong! "

Then, in order to prove that he was like that, he quickly wiped the runny nose that was about to flow across the river with his sleeve. Maybe there was some itching in his armpit. He even shook his shoulder a few times, and then scratched the armpit with his other hand. Then, in Lu Feng's eyes, he shook his collar, brushed the corners and trouser legs with his hand, and raised his head, Straightened up the chest, cocked up that is not the plump buttocks.

He thought that his series of actions would be very handsome, very cool, and very windy. Even after finishing his clothes, he could evolve from a monkey to a human. Unfortunately, he was wrong. Let alone the disgusting thing of wiping his nose with his sleeve, he showed the highest level of obscenity just by scratching his armpit with his hand.

Moreover, Lu Feng also found that when he tried his best to show himself, the little old man's eyes moved four or five meters away from a pretty girl passing by. Even his eyes were brilliant.

Lu Feng's eyes are very sharp. Because of his inner strength, it can be said that his eyes are no sharper than those of the eagles hovering in the sky. Their eyes are not so sharp! So, where the little old man's eyes gathered, Lu Feng clearly captured that it was the plump and slightly twisted back buttocks of the pretty girl passing by.

Old seed!

Lu Feng scolded secretly in his heart. Although he knew that such a remark was not in line with the traditional virtue of respecting the old and loving the young, the little old man was too obscene and obscene! At his age, it should be hard to be tough. But at such an age, the little old man is still so obscene. It can be imagined that when he was young, he should have abused a lot of good women, right?

and!

Most of all, he is a liar! Shameless liar!

Lu Feng didn't want to pay attention to this wretched little old man. He passed him by and strode to ignore him.

Seeing that Lu Feng didn't pay attention to him, the little old man was furious. After a flash in his eyes, he angrily stopped Lu Feng again and said seriously: "little brother, you didn't believe me, but you said I was a liar! Do you know it's a personal insult to the old man? Old man, I'm not afraid of anything in my life. The only thing I'm afraid of is being insulted by others! No, you said I lied to you. How did I lie to you? Look at you like this, even if you are not kidney deficiency, but also often indulge, right? Hem, don't tell me you don't touch women's color. Now you still have a woman's perfume. EN, let me smell it. What perfume is this? "

The bright younger generation's wrinkled nose is like a wild beaal dog that has been changed by monkeys. It has been sniffed around Lu Feng, and the face of that mouth has only revealed its indecent smile. He said, "AnaisAnais, Chinese name is Cashel, the rising star of the perfume classic, the style is elegant and noble. In 60s, the cowboy white shirt swept away the time. It's our duty to play the feminine role. Always melancholy and moody, youth and bold and sentimental, the perfume AnaisAnais, launched in 1978, is a classic of perfume. The girl who can afford this brand perfume must be a gentle and lovely girl.

With that, the little old man looked at Lu Feng with interest and hummed, "how about that? Old man, am I right? If you don't know, ask the girl who has perfume on you, ask her if I am right.

"Well, if you're right, I'll stay and see what your purpose is!"

In the heart of Lu Feng, he raised a little curiosity. At the same time, he was even more sure about the old guy who had been thinking about flowers for many years. However, in curiosity, he still quickly called on Mo Sang Sang, because the perfume on his body was really left by mosang sang.

The phone rang a few times, and Mo Sangsang got through: "Hello, Lu Feng, what can I do for you?"

Lu Feng hesitated for a moment before he asked, "what brand of perfume is used by Sang Sang?"

At the other end of the phone, Mo Sangsang's delicate and beautiful little face was slightly stunned, and then a sense of shame emerged from her face. Of course, there were several big question marks on her forehead. After a moment of silence, she asked, "Lu Feng, what are you doing? Why do you ask me this question? "

Lu Feng stretched out his hand and scratched the back of his head. He also felt that his brain was a little bit windy. Even if the old swindler with a sharp mouth was fooling around, what would he do with him? This is not for embarrassment!

However, Lu Feng did not think that Mosansan asked softly, "AnaisAnais, a perfume in France, Chinese name is Cashel."

Lu Feng's eyes suddenly widened, and then he said "I know". He hung up the phone in a hurry, leaving behind Mo Sangsang with a trace of shyness and bewilderment at the end of the phone and Shang Wende with a trace of strange color and worry in his eyes.

"How's it going? Do you believe it now? " The wretched little old man looked up and looked complacent!

Lu Feng nodded silently, but at the beginning he did not love the little old man. But he didn't think that the old man knew the perfume so much. At the very least, he knew a skill. Even if he had learned to cheat, even if he used to cheat a girl, it was also a skill, so he said lightly: "say it!" What do you mean by stopping me? "

The obscene look and behavior all revealed the obscene little old man. His complacent eyes turned into anger and said seriously, "do you understand what I mean? I said that you are overindulgent, so your body has almost been hollowed out by wine and sex. You have to mend it! "

Lu Feng himself is very smart. Although he can't compare with Wang Yumeng's evil intelligence, he can see through the intention of this wretched old man at a glance! With a strange look, Lu Feng asked: "I think I understand what you do, drug seller? Aphrodisiac? Or an aphrodisiac? Is it the kind of powerful King Kong pill that can live for several hours with one? Or does the golden gun not defeat Dan

The wretched little old man was slightly stunned, and then he looked at Lu Feng with a brilliant smile. He nodded his head grandly. He looked at Lu Feng with a teachable look, and said, "yes, I'm kind-hearted. Even I suspect that God has installed a heart like gold for me since I was born, That's why I felt pity when I saw the miserable state of your body. That's why I stopped you, told you the truth, and even prepared to supplement your body with a new type of aphrodisiac that I had studied for decades. You can rest assured that my new type of aphrodisiac is definitely more than just aphrodisiac. It can not only make you lively, but also make you 13 times a night. Even its biggest effect is to fundamentally improve your body and make your body more healthy. "

The little old man said, as if he were too much mouthed and thirsty, and did not know where he had come out of a broken porcelain pot, and he had torn the lid of the pot to pour a few mouthfuls of the floated taste, and the brow of the land peak was wrinkled, because he could smell that the broken Chinese pot was actually a Baijiu!

In a flash, Lu Feng gave the little old man another definition:

Drunkard!

Obscene and obscene lecheron and drunkard, this little old man is very bad!

After a few drinks, the old man screwed on the lid of the broken porcelain pot, looked at Lu Feng and said again, "little brother, as a man, if you can't satisfy women, what a shame it will be? How can this kind of humiliating thing happen to you, a handsome and graceful young man? So, you should buy me some medicine to have a try. Don't worry. I'll pay 10 for every fake here. I'll be honest with you. "

With that, the wretched old man took out some pills wrapped in wax paper from his arms and handed them to Lu Feng. At the same time, he said, "good things are expensive. How about that? Do you want three or five? If you buy more, there are many people around you who don't give it. If you give it to them, it's a big gift. The price is not expensive. It's only 5000 yuan. Hello... Don't go! Four thousand... Oh no, three thousand, three thousand and one will do! "

Lu Feng turned and left. He didn't pay any attention to the obscene little old man shouting behind him!

This guy thinks he's a fool? Is it an idiot?

A pill that doesn't know what's the effect is five thousand three thousand? What about cheating?

Let's not say whether this pill works or not. I don't have kidney deficiency. I don't have excessive indulgence. I'm still a virgin. Why do I buy this? Eat more good nosebleed?

This is not full of support, nothing to do!

So, let that wretched little old man shout at the back, and pretend not to hear!