Kuzu Inou【Ondo wo Kaeru Mono】 no Ore ga Musou suru made

What they're talking about here is...

It is a very common everyday comma of Imperial Weird High School Class 1-A.

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- The first hour.

"Mandarin"

1st hour.

It is the first class since enrollment to be remembered.

"We're done introducing ourselves in the class room, and we'll move on to class soon. And if you decide you're not focused on class, my chalk will fly relentlessly ~!

"" "Ha-ha" "

Classes in "Mandarin" were started by Teacher Chihaya, who held the position.

But fast, you're getting sleepy.

Actually, I didn't sleep well yesterday because of that gorilla sleeping minister.

I got kicked out of bed in the middle of the night by a gorilla a few times.

I also had the option of giving up and sleeping on the floor, but why do humans have to give up their beds to gorillas? I have my pride as a primate, too.

That's why I fought a lot to make this one mean and sleep in bed...

The result is a traumatic morning tune of welcoming the morning with a gorilla arm pillow.

Besides, I fought that Dasa camouflage jacket bastard to death yesterday. Naturally, the fatigue also remains.

Well, that's why I'm so, so sleepy right now.

Teacher Chihaya, you know that, and would forgive me if I slept a little...

That's what I thought. I tried to give myself up to the sleeper...

Pashun.

Something barbed through my ear.

Looking back, there is one more small round hole in the concrete wall.

"Now... you've been trying to sleep, haven't you?

Boom, boom, boom.

Relentless, this guy!!!

My recognition was sweet.

This guy says, "If you sleep on the battlefield, you're gonna die, right? That's the type."

No, sleeping here means instant, death. Shall I put up with it till another time...

Well, when I woke up, I decided to take a closer look at Dr. Chihaya.

Teacher Chihaya, with all her dark hair cut semi-long, is a beautiful woman who feels like a popular female teacher.

However, my chest is a bit small or flat is not my body n...

Pishun.

Bogon.

Something square passed through my ear.

Looking back, there is one more rectangular hole in the concrete wall.

"Now... didn't you think of anything rude?

Boom, boom, boom.

I shook my head sideways desperately.

"Really? Focus on your class properly.

When the teacher smiled, he went back to class.

…

Hmm... I thought I was going to die. Did you hear my heart? No way... maybe a gaze.

And now I know.

I keep thinking about keeping my gaze off of textbooks and blackboard boardwriting.

Did the teacher say he was 29 years old, unmarried?

My girlfriend... she's here.

Well, this personality. Then how to n...

Pashhhhhhhhhh.

Several rod-shaped things passed through my ear at high speed. Behind... you don't have to look.

"Now......... I can't think of anything." [sic]

"Sorry oh!!!!

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- Second hour.

"Physical Education"

We're out on the ground wearing gym clothes for our gym class.

One of the few good things about this school would be to say that it condenses here.

What's that?

It is a sportswear. Of course, I'm not talking about boys.

This is one of the few high schools that inherits the good old culture, Bloomer.

As I watched and enjoyed the women students bewildered by the good old traditional culture, Morimoto Mori-sensei, a teacher of physical education, signaled the gathering.

And we aligned ourselves beautifully and wanted to introduce ourselves to a muscular teacher with physical education.

Dr. Morimoto has the best opening,

"Hahaha! You have good muscles! With muscle, I can handle most things in the world! I want to tell you guys how great those muscles are!

And he told me of his enthusiasm.

"For example!"

The teacher held an iron ball marked "30 kg" in his hand,

"Look at that! This is the power of the muscles. Ahhhhh!!!!

When I said that, I threw it out of my mind.

As I looked, the iron sphere was sucked into the sky, becoming smaller and smaller, invisible as it was.

"This is the power of the muscles! The good thing about muscles is that if you work out, everyone can do this on an equal footing!!!

Everyone in my class has a distant eye, staying in physical education.

I spoke frankly.

"Doctor! Don't they often say it looks like it's made of muscle all the way to your head?

Dr. Morimoto gave a good thumbs up to that question,

"Oh! That's how you all compliment me!!!

Refreshingly, he spoke with a full Good Smile.

My question seemed to disappear beyond the void without reaching the teacher's brain.

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- Hour three.

"Math."

"Ha, then I wonder if anyone can solve this problem."

Math time. The teacher is Kue Delta, a science teacher who combines mathematics, physics and chemistry.

Introduce yourself there too, write a problem on the blackboard, can anyone tell? I hear that.

- I don't know everything.

Complex formulas with symbols that have never been seen are depicted on the blackboard.

I don't even know how to read it.

"This is a difficult question that scholars around the world haven't solved in a hundred years."

Can you solve it?

... Well, here's what you call a demonstration.

There's a world in mathematics that you can't solve, right? and teaching, to interest students. That's a common one.

"... Um..."

There, there was one student who raised his hand.

Small, long dark hair...

It looks like only elementary and secondary school students, Bira Yellow Springs.

"Oh, is that a question? That's impressive."

When Dr. Kue Delta says so, Mr. Yellow Springs shakes his head.

"... no... ok..."

…

Seriously?

Dr. Kue Delta seemed perplexed for a moment,

"... ho ho! Amazing ~! Well, solve it ~!

Immediately with a spare look, I urge Bira Yellow Springs to answer.

I'm sure there's no way I can solve it anyway, so I'd say let me do it and see and point you to a preliminary mistake.

Well, you do.

Then, when she nodded, she went out in front of the blackboard and wrote a formula that had never been seen as crisp in small letters.

At first, he was a windy delta teacher who was impressed with "ho ho ho", "heh", "oh you study a lot", and Mr. Yellow Springs, but gradually, he became silent, "such an idiot", and "well, such a solution!?" and many surprising reactions.

And when about ten minutes went by?

Dr. Delta looks very pale. I mean, I'm earthy.

And as the rumors have just repeated, "Stupid... impossible..." "Does this happen?" "Is this... God's formula..."

In another twenty minutes...

The blackboard was so full of formulas that there was already no space to write.

Everyone thought you couldn't write this anywhere anymore... and just now, the sound of writing a formula on Mr. Yellow Springs' blackboard stopped.

"... done.

She looks back and declares the answer complete.

"Ugh, uh-huh... this is a big discovery. Wow..."

Dr. Delta had already become an immobile statue.

He seemed to be traveling to some world sometime.

It looked like Dr. Delta was surrounded by glowing walls.

"Let, Doctor!? What's wrong!?

Exactly, when I saw that, the students in my class started making noise.

Hearing the noise, the other teachers have rushed.

"Oh no! Dr. Delta's stuck in his own junction again!

"What do we do!? Now... no one can help you.

"You're going to have to leave me alone. When this happens, the week stays the same.

So the teachers who came to the conclusion

"That's what I'm saying!... From here on out, each of you, self-study!!!

That's what I proclaimed, and brought Dr. Delta out of the classroom, "Eh, eh, eh," who turned him into a statue stuck and immobile in his shell.

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- Fourth hour.

"World History"

The person in charge of the world history class is Dr. Satoru Honguya. Yesterday, with the neck of a man in white with messed joints, he was yummy boom boom, fast shaking.

Yeah, I'm sure this guy's a jerk, too, when I'm standing there,

"I hate futile things. Let's get this class started. Things are better for each other when they're done efficiently.

With that said, I started a class in world history with Tekipaki.

The explanations are accurate, the important parts are easy to understand and teach us in vain.

Classes are very easy to understand. Quite a story about this guy, could it be interesting?

... Isn't this guy relatively decent?

That's what I thought, it was that arrow tip.

"Hi Ha! We're going to take a test out of here! It's paying!

Suddenly, this teacher demanded money.

Naturally, students in the conscious system object.

"Let it go, Doctor! So you're saying people who don't pay don't even know the scope of the test!?

In response to a question that could be taken for granted, Dr. Honomiya answered.

"Hey, even if I don't know what the scope of the issue is, should I memorize all the textbooks round! No problem!

"Are you kidding me!!!

"Can you do it!!

"Tyranny!!

"... Mr. Yellow Springs is cute today. Wow... I want to eat it..."

Various angry voices rise from the class.

I feel like some weird voices are mixed up.

"Huh... you think so?... for you guys!!!

Bang!!

A board with red and yellow letters affixed to his eyes emerged from the back of Dr. Honomiya.

"We have a great deal of '~ Plan for Absolutely Better Memory' pine courses, bamboo courses and plum courses today.

The classroom quieted for a moment.

The first person to open his mouth was the guy (idiot), as everyone was puzzled by the fact that a teacher would talk about business for a price during class.

When the man breathed heavily in the face of tension, he spun his words slowly, as he had decided to do.

"Doctor, but... are you expensive?

Dr. Honomiya... just said he was waiting for the word, caught a nigga and the edge of his mouth.

"That's, hey, hey, what!!!

Now from 10 million yen for plum course!!! 100 million yen for bamboo courses and 1 billion yen for pine courses!!!

And now the heart of the whole class is one.

"'" Can you pay, Bocheye!!!!! "'

"Chi!! You poor people don't know the true value of things!!!

After that, world history classes became a storm of reward for cursing gossip.