Kuzu Inou【Ondo wo Kaeru Mono】 no Ore ga Musou suru made

A green mountain behind Emperor Weird High School.

There were shadows visiting the abandoned shrines in the mountains.

Recently, it had been a good time for the man to talk to a spoken fox who used this shrine as a habitat.

But the fox looked strange to call it a fox... rather than a fox, but almost a human being.

The outfit is like a girl, producing pointy fox ears over long golden hair, in a short kimono on the hem, a waste of one leg, like that worn by Tengu in the legend.

A few hairy tails grow from the waist, fluffy and shaky as if they were something else.

Hey, fox.

It's not a fox, it's a silo.

"Shilo? That's a dog name..."

"Yes, catfish. Atsushi gave it to me."

"Atsushi? Is that him... did you see him too?

"Bye. And not you, Beard's. Ciro."

"I'm not a beard either."

"What? Does your Lord have a catfish, too?

He said, "Goki."

"Gowki... Gowki... Gowki...? Goki!"

The fox named that Shiro rolls the name he hears in his mouth and picons the pointy ear over his head! I stood up.

"Well, it's hard to say. Your Lord is not a beard."

"You..."

One girl student who lowered her bag there walked fast.

"Were you here, Senior Boom"

"Oh, Mizuzawa"

"I'm here to deliver the material for this week. It's in the study shed. Don't even skip the test, please?

"Hey Mizuzawa, I just had some business. The kids from the student council were here before."

"Yeah, Mishima and the boy from the student council...... Serizawa, right? I heard he fell when he touched his senior."

"Oh... he was a weird guy. He electrocuted me, and the next morning, he rubbed my shoulder and left."

"Senior Boom's shoulder? Did you touch it? Seniors."

"Oh, I can't believe anyone touches me but you... I've never done this before"

"I'm not touching you because I want to, am I? After you touch it, you disinfect it properly, right?

"Well......... then you, rub my shoulder"

"Are you listening? Don't joke, seniors. I'm suing you for sexual harassment, right?

"So, I have an errand..."

"Wait a minute......... who's the kid there?

"Oh, it's the fox around here. I'm a little human right now."

"It's not a fox! Ciro."

"Senior, are you okay with your head? And Lorikon is a crime, right? Shall I call it in?

"No, it's true..."

"Woman. Does your Lord have a catfish, too?

"Yeah, I'm Mizuzawa Tin. Nice to meet you, huh? And this guy didn't do anything weird to you? If you think it's dangerous, you're gonna shout it out and you're gonna run away?

"What do you think I am...?

"Miz...... sawa...... misz......?... Mizusawa... Mizuzu...?.......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

Again, the fox named that Shiro picons the pointy ear over his head! I stood up.

"No, it's a long time. Let me give you a good catfish. Your catfish will be tinned from now on."

"Hehe, fine. Can you call me Tin?

"So, I have an errand to run."

"Speaking of which, doesn't Tin know Atsushi?

"Yeah, I've only seen him twice, though."

"When will Atsushi be here next?

"Next? They may not come anymore. She's not in the student council."

"No more Atsushi?

"No, he's rubbing my shoulder again..."

"Senior. Please don't come into the conversation from the side. Powerful, isn't it?

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"What, you're not coming anymore..."

The fox named that Shiro makes his ears over his head soggy sadly.

"No, we might see each other again, right? He's going to school at the foot of the mountain, so we're close."

"Gakkow? What's that?"

"Huh? You don't know the school? I didn't think so..."

"Oh, that's a long story to explain..."

"Seniors. You are a man, how far off the path of a man...!

"I don't know what you're imagining, but I think you're probably wrong."

"So if you go with that gakkow, you'll have Atsushi?

"Yeah. I think he's here, 'cause only students can get into school, right?

"Seite? What's that?"

"Uh-huh... yeah, you mean someone dressed like me?

"Well, that's not easy."

"That's right... you have to go home soon, don't you? Where's the house?

"Shiro is a homesteader."

"... pathetically. Senior. I'll report you first, so please speak to the department for more information. I don't want to hear it."

"Hey."

"Then Noon is already on his way. I just had a little errand to run."

That said, the fox named its Shilo ran away looking like a fox as it was.

"Huh? That kid, really...?

"So here's my errand..."

"Then I have no more business for my senior, so now you'll excuse me."

"Wait. You can listen to me for as long as you want."

"Now state within three seconds"

"I want to transfer my shoulder gratuity to Atsushi-kun. For now, I think 100 million or so would be fine."

"Senior. Is your head okay? I know you don't have a hospital to go to, but I'm still worried."

"No, I just want you to transfer..."

"Forehead is the problem. Don't you see?

"No? So, a billion?

"Senior. Someone named you... you were a real genius. A lot of ideas that people can't do all the time."

"I don't know, are you making fun of me?

"It's above all that you understand. I suggest you learn more about common sense."

"So... about 10 million is the market?

"Senior. You're a real happy man, aren't you? You've never been fooled before, have you?

"Could it still be a lot? Well, for a million."

"Senior, you're brilliant. You've come a long way closer to common sense than from the beginning."

Thus, on that day, Atsushi Serizawa's bank account was successfully transferred the cost of the massage.