Lao Tzu of the Great Antiquity is a Jade Rabbit / the Lao Tzu of Journey to the West is a Jade Rabbi

"what?"

"You're pretending to be stupid!"

"I do not have!"

"Then you're a dirty woman who sleeps without bathing!"

"Fuck off!"

...

The next day, the disciples of Tianzun Puhua came with a group of Leibu gods. Except for the ceremony with Chang'e, the rest were businesslike, and no one said a word of nonsense.But when he did things, he was really meticulous. Looking at Qin Shou, he nodded secretly. As expected of Wen Zhong's person, he was indeed formal enough!

Anyone who has read the "Fengshen Bang" knows that the Universal Heavenly Venerate, the full name of Jiutian Yingyuan Leisheng Universal Heavenly Venerate!This deity is Wen Zhong, the Grand Master of the Shangchao in the Conferred God List!But in more detail, it is estimated that few people remember, at least Qin Shou can't remember.

It was Chang'e who told him the details. After the consecration of the gods, Wen Zhong was named Universal Heavenly Venerate, in charge of the gods of the Thunder Department. , Xuanguan Miaoge, four houses and six courtyards, and various divisions, each of which is divided into Cao Bureau”.Jiutian Lei Gong General, Bafang Yunlei General, Wufang Barbarian Thunder Messenger, and Lei Bu's Chief Soldier Envoy are all under the command of Puhua Tianzun. There are 36 Lei Gongs in the divisions, and they are all under the orders of Puhua Tianzun.

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That is to say, wherever the Universal Heavenly Venerate wants to thunder, it will be thundered!Absolute domineering!

In addition, Tianzun Puhua is also in charge of the judicial power of Thunderbolt. Whoever turns the sky down and commits heinous crimes, etc., is the one who ordered the work of the five thunders!There are also immortals crossing the tribulation, and the lightning tribulation crossing is also in his charge.In short, is a real real power faction!

He is also a well-known figure in the heavenly court, even Li Jing, the king of Tota, should give him some face and dare not provoke him.

It's just that Chang'e didn't expect that Marshal Tianpeng would have such a big face that even people from the generalization of Tianzun invited him to do private work.

That fraction is none other than General Bafang Yunlei, the proud assistant of Tianzun Puhua!

This person is also notoriously cold and arrogant, so naturally he won't say anything to Chang'e and Qin Shou.

After arranging the formation, these people said goodbye immediately, and they drifted away without drinking a cup of tea.

Qin Shou and Chang'e looked up at their backs and said in unison, "Silly!"

Qin Shou added another sentence: "Force!"

"Bang! No swearing!" Chang'e slapped Qin Shou on the head.

Qin Shou said angrily, "Stupidness is also a curse!"

"You say it's swearing, I say it's expressing your attitude!" Chang

E raised her head, a little proud look.

Qin Shou hummed, jumped up, and hugged the rabbit...

"Dead rabbit, let go!"

"No!"

...

"Is Fairy Chang'e there? Marshal Zhu Gangye is going down to the canopy!" At this moment, the number one coolie canopy Marshal came again.

Chang'e's attitude was suddenly different from yesterday's. Yesterday, she thought a satyr was coming, but today she learned that Primordial was a coolie. Naturally, her attitude changed drastically.

He hurriedly sorted out his appearance, took the dead rabbit off his chest, and went out with Qin Shou in his arms. As soon as they met, he smiled and said, "It turned out to be Marshal Tianpeng, so you've been waiting for a long time."

Chapter 37 The Rabbit Makes the Toilet

Marshal Tianpeng wanted to get up early, but yesterday he was really exhausted. He was lying on the bed and couldn't get up. The younger brother called out several times and was beaten several times. Only then did he get up from the bruised nose and swollen face. , and then packed up and rushed over.In the end, it was still too late. The one who could win face the most was to invite General Yunlei from Bafang, the proud disciple of Tianzun Puhua, but he didn't catch up. I couldn't help but feel a little distressed.

However, when he saw Chang'e's smile, all his worries were gone, and he felt that his previous efforts were not in vain, it was worth it!So Marshal Tianpeng patted his chest and smiled: "Wait soon, wait soon, I'm just here too."

"Hmm..." Qin Shou coughed dryly.

Marshal Tianpeng immediately remembered that he must be low-key, have grace, do good deeds without leaving his name, and be diligent, not deliberately approaching, and to seduce Chang'e's curiosity!So he raised his head and said, "Well, let's hurry up and work. If we finish it earlier, we can also bloom and bear fruit sooner, right?"

Looking at Marshal Tianpeng like this, Qin Shou finally believed a word and fell into the person of Aihe, regardless of whether it was a fairy or a fool, in the end it was a fool!Especially this unrequited guy is basically stupid from beginning to end.

After speaking, Marshal Tianpeng went to the back of the Moon Palace. From a lazy pig to a diligent bull, he cast spells, activated formations, and turned thunder into aura.

, Luo Lingyu, all the way down, dry is simply neat.It's walking erratically...

Perhaps in Marshal Tianpeng's mind, Chang'e must have been very affectionate and admired when he left.

Actually it is…

"This guy has less brains..." Chang'e said.

Qin Shou said: "Whatever he lacks, anyway, from today onwards, we will have our own elixir garden. We can grow whatever we want in the future. This is a good day!"

Chang'e smiled and said, "That's right! Let's go and water..."

After saying that, Chang'e hugged Qin Shou and ran back.

Along the way, Marshal Tianpeng felt that something was not quite right as he walked, thinking: No, I have done so much, but I didn't even take a seat in the Moon Palace, isn't it too bad?The dead rabbit said that he was going to leave in a dashing manner, which aroused Chang'e's curiosity, but this turbulent coming and going is dashing, but what if the family forgot about me?

But just going back like this, it won't work, Marshal Tianpeng pondered, no, I must go again when I get a chance to see the results.

Well... Up to now, Marshal Tianpeng has not yet figured out that he is a man, and that rabbit is also a male...

However, Marshal Tianpeng quickly forgot about this, and when he returned to the navy, he received the imperial decree from the Jade Emperor and was sent directly to the depths of the galaxy to train troops.

Even Qin Shou didn't expect this. He thought that he would deal with this marshal Tianpeng later, but now it seems that nothing has happened.

So, Qin Shou and Chang'e started to live a relaxed life on the moon, playing chess and chatting every day, watching the changes on the mainland together, and when Chang'e occasionally cooked black dishes, when neither of them dared to eat, Qin Shou would Take it to Wu Gang to eat, make sure Wu Gang won't die, come back and study how to improve it.