Lao Tzu of the Great Antiquity is a Jade Rabbit / the Lao Tzu of Journey to the West is a Jade Rabbi

The old Taoist said, "Are you sure you didn't go to Sheyang County to make trouble?"

"As you said, all the monsters and ghosts have gone to Sheyang County, do you think?

More me and one less me, what's the difference? "Qin Shou asked.

The old Taoist thought about it too, and said straight ahead: "Let's go, fly over there for a hundred miles and you'll be there."

The golden light turned and arrived in an instant.Sure enough, there is a small county at the foot of the mountain a hundred miles away.

There are three big characters written in golden light at the door, Sheyang County!

As soon as the old Taoist saw those three words, he subconsciously swallowed his saliva.

Qin Shou asked, "Old Taoist priest, are you from Sheyang County?"

The old Taoist shook his head and said, "No."

"Then how do you know where Sheyang County is?"

"You'll know when you go in."

"Ok."

"Are you sure you want to come in with me?"

"why not?"

"Then there was an accident, don't blame me."

"What kind of accident can Master Rabbit have?"

...

The old Taoist grinned and said, "Then let's go into the city."

Qin Shou followed the old Taoist all the way forward, and the more he walked, the more he felt that something was wrong. Why did the guards at the gate of the city look at them strangely?

Entering the city, before walking out two streets, suddenly, there is an earthquake!

"What's the situation?" Qin Shou asked.

The old Taoist shouted, "Run!"

"What are you running for?" Qin Shou just finished asking, when he saw behind him at the corner, a large group of villagers rushed out with rakes, hoes, and sickles, all men, women, and old people!A man who took the lead pointed to the front while running and shouted: "There! It's him! Old film, you run! Pay back the money!"

"The rabbit came in with him, caught it, cooked it, and paid off the debt!"

"Makes sense..."

As soon as Qin Shou heard it, he ran away. He was much faster than the old Taoist priest and ran after him. He took out the whiteboard and faced the old Taoist priest on his thigh!

"Ow... numb... dead rabbit, what are you doing?" the old Taoist called.

Qin Shou shouted, "Immeasurable Heavenly Venerate, a dead Taoist friend is not a poor Taoist, you run slowly, Rabbit is safe."

"You... shameless..." The old Taoist limped after him.

"You can't die, why are you running a fart?" Qin Shou cried.

"It makes sense..." The old Taoist was so stunned that a figure suddenly flew out of the window next door, holding the old Taoist down, and then the people behind him rushed up...

The rest, Qin Shou couldn't see at all, anyway, the hoe, Chinese cabbage and everything were thrown over.

Qin Shou sat down with a carrot and ate it.

"Huh? Where's the rabbit here, take it back and pay off the debt!" A woman

run over here.

Qin Shou grinned at the woman and said, "Come here again, I'll eat you!"

The woman was startled immediately, then turned around and ran: "You monster!"

Unfortunately, everyone else went crazy, and no one heard her cry.

...

"Rabbit, what are you looking at?" the old Taoist asked.

"I think your look is quite handsome." Qin Shou stood under the cross and looked up at the old Taoist who was tied to it.

"You disloyal bastard, I brought you to Sheyang County, and you sold me like that?" the old Taoist said.

Qin Shou grinned and said, "You can't die anymore, so what can you do if you owe people money and let them beat you up?"

"But I'm going to be hung and tanned!" the old Taoist said angrily.

Qin Shou waved his paws and said, "What a big deal, you should just bask in the sun."

"Fuck off, you scared people away, can't you put me down?"

"benefit!"

"So direct?"

"If it's not good, Lord Rabbit won't do it!"

"It is true that this is Sheyang County, but the former residence of Chang'e's family is not here.