Laozi is the village head

This can’t be called a press conference, it should be called a forum. Yang Feng waited for more than three hours and then chatted with the reporters for more than three hours. The whole world, the privacy gossip, drinking the top tea that Yang Feng personally carried , Asking all kinds of questions at random, everyone was like a gathering of old friends, just to get a whole lamb roast and a few bottles of wine to eat and drink.

When Yang Feng received the notice from the airport that the plane could take off and said goodbye to everyone, people were extremely reluctant. They seemed to have forgotten that they came to the airport to block a certain star, just like they and village head Yang Hu Kan. For a while, the plane landed and left, but this international big name was also unlucky enough. The limelight was robbed for the first time. It was usually surrounded by reporters. It was quiet at this moment and I was not used to it, so let the assistant inquire about it. After I heard that the reporter was intercepted by Village Chief Yang, there was nothing to say, I can't afford it!

People are like this. When you are out of prestige, someone will naturally leave you a bit thin. Take this cut-off person as an example. Don’t say he doesn’t care, he cares. What can you do if you come out and shout, He can only be humiliated by himself, not to mention others, even these media today can hack him to death. When interviewing him, it is called arrogance!But look at the village chief Yang, who is called an approachable person, that is called a spring breeze!

Regarding this question, in the process of chatting with the reporter, someone asked, "Mr. Yang, is there anything happy today? According to the evaluation of our media, you are one of the most difficult people to interview in China. "

"Nothing bad, just a happy day. I really don’t know. I am so difficult to deal with in your eyes. In fact, I am an ordinary person and lead an ordinary life. If you want to say that the only thing that can attract media attention is If you have a lot of money, you say it’s just a pile of copper-smelly stuff. What can I say all day long? I really don’t know what to say, so I avoid seeing my friends in the media. I miss it a bit, and I only have resentment after seeing it. I guess it will take a few days before you will resent me." Yang Feng said jokingly.

"No, absolutely not!" People laughed and talked about this question about the interview. They talked a lot to each other, each with its own ideas, each with its own position and persistence. This can only be said to be a pair of innate The contradiction of the confederate body, chatting, the topic somehow talked about the national economy and people’s livelihood. Someone asked jokingly, "Mr. Yang, have your three little babies registered for residence? Could you tell us how much you paid? fine."

When this question was asked, his eyes widened and his ears pricked up. Yang Feng smiled and calmly replied: "People and his mother have the same registered permanent residence. There is no fine. Our law does not stipulate that single mothers have to pay for children. Fine!"

Seeing the big guy's eyes brightened, and thoughtful, Yang Feng said hurriedly: "You can't learn like me, to be a responsible man, at least there must be a father on the account book."

People laughed, and everyone just thought about it. No one could be like Yang Feng. After changing to others, the backyard caught fire. Where can his wife and lover live in harmony in the same family? Someone asked this question. Yang Feng sighed. He replied: "Man! Being a man is difficult, which is why I often disappear."

Yang Feng can imagine how the newspapers will report tomorrow, but he doesn't care. Some words are said through the mouth of the media, which saves everyone from guessing. It is a waste of time not to say, and a waste of network space.

To Yang Feng's surprise, when he saw the report about himself the next day, he couldn't help but smile. There was no negative thing, it was all positive. This is too exaggerated. Yesterday, he said a lot. Say, what should be said, what should not be said, all said, how can the big guy see all the good things, such as the problem of his child’s household registration, it is written that he is guilty of village chief Yang, this is a practice Father's helplessness, this is the helplessness of a man, even Dong Yuxin couldn't help laughing when he saw it, and curiously asked: "What did you say to the reporter yesterday, describing yourself too tall."

"Are we that kind of person? To tell the truth, these people are also true." Yang Feng said in a desperate way.

"If you don't have it, you'll sell well, you are trying to set a bad example for the world!" Dong Yuxin smiled.

"It doesn't exist, we are a good person, how can we become a bad example." Yang Feng said.

"I think you can find a country where polygamy is possible. It is legal to get married." Dong Yuxin suggested.

"Thank you, the ceremony has been held, but the certificate is missing. That thing is not worth money." After the three confirmed that they were pregnant, Yang Feng came to the group wedding on Ruyi Island, which made everyone happy. I planned to let Dong Yuxin wear a wedding dress again, but Dong Yuxin refused, saying that she would wear it again, that would not be a second marriage, not good, so she became a witness, Yang Feng and the others is to choose a country, It's just a certificate.

"Whatever you want, uncle asked you to come back to the capital, maybe something is going to happen to you." Dong Yuxin said, remembering one thing.

"Jingcheng, didn't the uncle say anything?" Yang Feng asked curiously.

"No, it is estimated that a few days ago, the special forces of the Shanghe Village Security Team and Master Wang had a match in Nanling, but they were completely defeated. This matter was spread out somehow. You didn’t read it online. Evaluation, it is estimated that as long as it is wearing a military uniform and the face is green, the direct result will cause the overall military dissatisfaction, and then it is a very formal confrontation with our security team, and it was sent to win the ultimate confrontation last year. The team championship winner of the Southwest Military Region Canglang Special Team, as a result, Canglang was tortured into a docile puppies, and then the clamoring voices were no longer heard." When it comes to this, Dong Yuxin is somewhat proud, regardless In any case, this security team, but its own team, must be happy for their team to win.

"That's it! Don't keep a low profile. Isn't this purely a slap? Just send us a substitute." Yang Feng smiled helplessly. Needless to say, this entry into Beijing is a lot of trouble.

"It was on the bench. I was worried that someone would take the opportunity to make trouble, so I took the third team." Dong Yuxin tried his best to endure a laugh. If you say this, you can definitely laugh, but some people will be upset, so they too. It's not too frustrating, after the victory, everything is extremely low-key.

"Oh!" Yang Feng can only sigh, what else can he say, not that his opponents are too weak, but that they are too strong, maybe they can't play a large-scale del war, but small street fighting and jungle fighting want to come to the world Not many are their opponents. Their personnel not only have world-class mercenary captains as instructors, but also world-class martial arts masters as instructors, and the world's top killers as instructors. This is by no means comparable to the conventional training of troops. of.

The trip to the capital was unavoidable. Yang Feng stayed at home for two days, so he flew to Beijing without using a private jet. He bought an ordinary economy class ticket and went to the airport. Yang Feng regretted boarding the plane, not to mention the stewardess. His eyes are weird, that is, the eyes of the passengers looking at him are very strange, as if they are saying: "Isn't this man with wings? Why come to fly by himself instead of flying?"

"Are you Uncle Yang?" A five or six-year-old girl next to her, with a soaring pigtail and a round face, was very cute. She looked at Yang Feng and asked.

"Yes, hello little girl!" Yang Feng answered with a smile.

"Uncle your strawberry is delicious. I like to eat it the most. Mom bought a lot of them, but it's a pity that they didn't eat them for me. They said they were going to be for grandparents and dad to eat at home." The little girl said lovely.

"Hello! We only came back from Shanghe Village yesterday. This is a greedy cat. I bought ten catties of strawberries. She ate almost half of it last night. After eating the few bites at home, she couldn't even taste it. "Beside the little girl, a 28-year-old woman smiled and explained.

"Children are like this, tell your uncle what your name is, and wait until you go to Shanghe Village next time and eat hard at your uncle's house." Touching the girl's head, Yang Feng smiled.

"My name is Niuniu, is what you said Uncle Yang is true?" the little girl asked excitedly.

"Of course it's true. How could my uncle lie to you? When you go next time, you find Brother Pippi and Sister Wenwen, and let them take you to eat delicious food and ride the tiger." The little girl smiled excitedly. , Clapping and shouting, her mother cast a grateful look at Yang Feng.

When the plane took off, the excited little guy on the side calmed down. When the plane took off, Yang Feng was full of guests here. Some asked him about things, wanted to buy more fruits, and some wanted to sign. It was made by a few flight attendants, and everyone followed suit. This made Niuniu very upset. She still wanted to talk to Uncle Yang. There was no end to these annoying people.

The plane landed and the flight attendant's work was basically over. Yang Feng's busy schedule was not over yet. A beautiful flight attendant asked embarrassedly if he could take a group photo together. Yang Feng did not refuse. This almost turned into a disaster. The plane had plans to turn to boarding again. Yang Feng hurriedly figured out a way. Getting acquainted is fate. The big guys take photos together, the beautiful girls and the kids. Yang Feng likes it very much, but if you take a photo with the middle-aged uncle and middle-aged aunt , He doesn't have that hobby, so he might as well settle things together.

After leaving the airport, it was Gong Wentian who came to pick him up. Yang Feng exhaled a breath of air when he got on the bus. This trip was really not easy!Gong Wentian glanced suspiciously, and asked jokingly: "Brother-in-law, you won't be harassed by the stewardess, right?"

"It would be great if it was a flight attendant, but his grandmother is a middle-aged uncle!" Yang Feng said helplessly, Gong Wentian called a laugh!