Laozi is the village head

There are more and more guests, there are friends who come to join us, some who are curious to watch, anyway, no matter why they are here, seeing the plants and trees in Shanghe Village, there are only two words in my heart, one is good, the other It is beauty, and people would never expect that there would be such a paradise in the vast mountains.

It was eleven o'clock at noon, and the official opening ceremony of Shanghe Village officially began. On the simple stage, two loudspeakers buzzed, a rectangular table, like a broken desk in a rural elementary school. Covered with a piece of red cloth, I can’t see what it looks like. There are two microphones on it, a few feet away. The strange thing is that these two microphones are very low, unlike the usual ones, when people are curious. , Two parrots flew up, some people know, this is the appearance of the hip-hop two bird group.

"Hello everyone!" Xiao Xi said.

"Welcome to Shanghe Village." After Xiaoha finished speaking, the two birds stepped back at the same time and bowed with their wings. This hand is now very proficient, but most people are shocked. The parrot has seen it, but such a cow has never seen it. .

"Don't talk, there will be applause." Xiao Xi suddenly came to such a sentence, which made the curious people stunned. She smiled back and gave applause.

"Wrong, what's wrong?" Xiao Ha asked suspiciously, turning his head to look at Xiao Xi.

"We are both wrong, there are some things that can't be said, what can't be said?" Xiao Xi asked puzzled.

"I know I know, it must be'Naughty girl, give me fun', I can't say it." Xiaoha replied in a snappy response, and the people in front of the stage burst into laughter again.

"There is also, robbery, robbery does not rob money." Xiao Xi also hurriedly followed.

The two birds looked at the hilarious crowd, a little puzzled, Xiao Ha asked, "What are they laughing at?"

"Silly birds, all silly birds." Xiao Xi thought for a while and replied.

"Let's flash it." Xiao Ha suggested.

"Sure, it's boring, let Xiaohei and the others play with them." As they said, the two birds touched their heads and pulled a small earphone off each other. They didn't even say goodbye, their wings spread out, and they understood. The people burst into laughter again and spent a long time. They were in charge behind the scenes. They didn't coordinate well with the two birds and caused the Oolong incident, and the two went on strike.

"Hello everyone! There was a small accident, but this ceremony, I believe it will bring you a different feeling. On behalf of all the villagers in Shanghe Village, I announce that the ceremony has been successfully completed. This is the end, and everyone can play freely. , But please don’t damage the flowers, plants and trees. Remember to go to the village for dinner at noon. The meal is at 12:30. The meals are all free. For this meal, please don’t be polite. Let your stomach go and eat. It’s a rare opportunity." There was a problem with the bird, Dong Yuxin had to rush to the rescue. This unique ceremony ended within a few minutes.

Yang Feng admired it with a thumbs up, "Sharp!"

"Don't bring such a blow to people, two silly birds, dare to escape halfway, and wait until I catch them to see that I will not pluck out their hair." Dong Yuxin had such a big ugly, his face was a bit indelible, but just talk about it. No matter, let her pluck those two hairs, she won't.

"Sister Yuxin, those two parrots belong to you, can you let me play with them?" Wu Sisi pleaded, holding Dong Yuxin's arm.

"Now that the sky is high and the birds fly, let's wait for them to come back." Dong Yuxin shrugged helplessly and smiled bitterly.

"Thank you Yuxin Sister." Wu Sisi smiled happily, and turned to Yang Feng and said: "Uncle Village Chief, I seem to be a little hungry, should you cook now?"

"I don't need to make it today. To entertain our guests, we will eat the big pot of rice today. Now you will accompany your mother and them." Yang Feng knocked Wu Sisi's head. This girl can't forget to eat. , But he really likes this kind of innocent character.

"Oh!" With a promise, Wu Sisi took her mother's group into the village, but instead of going to enjoy the flowers and the scenery, she went straight to Yang Feng's house, because she was indeed a little hungry, or greedy.

"Village Chief Yang, it's very good! I want to change with you, I will be the village chief." Ding Dali said with a smile.

"Big Brother Ding, don't even think about it. I won't be changed when I'm killed. The county chief is still far away from me. I'm determined to lose. There are so many people today. You and my sister-in-law will take care of themselves. You are welcome." Yang Feng smiled.

"That was President Wu just now, Xiao Yang, can you introduce me to me later." Ding Dali saw Wu Haixin almost shocked to death. He wanted to go up and say a few words, but he couldn't find an excuse and was afraid to make an excuse. In the cold field, it would be a shame. He had to reassess Yang Feng's energy.

"Brother Ding rest assured, I remember this, don't leave at night, let's experience the real beauty of Shanghe Village together." Yang Feng smiled. As the parent officer of a county, I am afraid that the most notorious person is the person in charge of a large enterprise. , Any investment is enough for them to get promoted.

"Big Brother Ding will not say if you are polite, I'll take a stroll first." Ding Dali smiled, and Yang Feng naturally understood what Yang Feng said.

"I said you are too interesting, right? Such a good place, come to live quietly by yourself, and don't say to inform the brothers soon." Lei Heng collectively asked Dong Xuefei to settle the account, always thinking that he would just break the mountain village and get some flowers. Developed, who knows it is such a wonder.

"Well, don't you want to surprise everyone?" Dong Xuefei smiled.

"Don't bother Mr. Yang, Mr. Yang is busy today, so I'll fine you to take us to visit Shanghe Village." A group of people said to Yang Feng, and took Dong Xue to fly away.

Dong Yuxin and Jia Qiong each took a batch and left. Yang Feng found that he was fine. He was really fine. So he went home, looking at a few flying birds in the sky, his face was full of With a different smile, they have reconnaissance planes and he has reconnaissance birds.

"Uncle Village Head, why are you back?" Wu Sisi asked curiously when she saw Yang Feng coming in. She was taking someone to steal food at Yang Feng's house, and she was caught.

"It seems that I'm fine, I'll be back, why don't you make some tea for your mother and the others, let alone you don't know where the tea leaves are!" Yang Feng saw that people were gnawing with cucumbers, and there were still a bunch on the table. Tomato asked with a smile.

"Forget, forget, just thinking about eating, I'll go now." Wu Sisi patted his head and hurried into the house to make tea.

"This kid! Xiao Yang, don't get used to her, that will demolish the house for you if you get up." Wu Haixin gave her daughter a helpless look and said embarrassedly.

"There is such a big mountain for her to make trouble, she will not plan to hit my house, President Wu came from afar, I have no preparation for this, I hope President Wu will forgive me if the hospitality is not adequate." Although there is nothing wrong with Wu Hai Xin, but politeness is still necessary. If you count the relationship with Wu Haimei, this would be a sister.

"If it wasn't for that girl to come in and discuss it with the dog, I suspect that this is her house, do you still need to entertain us deliberately? This time I came to Nanling for something business, and it happened to catch up with you. , I came here, but it’s pure family affection to come to you, don’t call Chief Wu, just call me sister. Anyway, Sisi calls you all uncles, and we can’t mess with it. Generation." Wu Haixin smiled.

"That's good, Mr. Wu is really awkward. It's better to call Sister Xin." Yang Feng smiled.

"Come on, everyone, try it. This tea is very good." Wu Sisi brought out a bunch of cups and poured one for each.

"Hehe! I finally understand why you want to start a business here." Wu Haixin took a sip, and a hint of surprise flashed in her heart. Seeing that the color of chrysanthemum tea is not very good, it tastes very fragrant, and it is top-notch. Chrysanthemum tea can not achieve this taste.

"That is, eat, drink and have fun. Mom, please take care of me. My hunting club must not be wrong. After we have dinner at noon, I will take you to hunting." Wu Sisi said without being shy. purpose.

"Okay, let's go check it out in the afternoon." Wu Haixin smiled, picked up the tomatoes in front of him, took a bite, and said to others: "Eat it all, you are welcome, didn't you just listen to Sisi? After noon , You have to pay if you want to eat, a rare opportunity!"

Seven or eight men and women, including Wu Haixin’s bodyguards, and the company’s elites, all smiled and ate. In his spare time, Wu Haixin is a good person to get along with. It can be said that there is no boss's airs. This is also Wu Haixin. One of the secrets of success is that without a good team, she cannot get to where she is today without her own strength.

"Tea is good, food is good, I am a little looking forward to lunch." After eating a tomato, Wu Haixin didn't eat any more, but said with a smile.

"Mom, you are smarter than me. The first time I came to the village head's uncle's house, I ate tomatoes and cucumbers. Uncle deliberately made me chicken stew with mushrooms and braised rabbit meat at night. I can only watch but not eat." Wu Sisi talked about his embarrassment, and people laughed.

"You are so embarrassed to say that you don't know how to be ashamed." Wu Haixin gave her daughter an angry look.

Wu Sisi retorted: "What's so shy about this, if you are not embarrassed, you will definitely have to support it, but it seems that there are not many goods in the field today."

"Today there are so many people for dinner, every family gathers the dishes. If you don't know that you will definitely open a small stove and save some, you might not have to eat if you slip back." Yang Feng explained.

"Uncle village chief, you are getting more and more on the road." Wu Sisi said happily.

"I'm afraid you won't eat half full in the morning, and eat too much at noon." Yang Feng said, making Wu Sisi smirk, really not ashamed.

At noon, Yang Feng and the others all came to the place where they were going to start the meal. They were far away, and they smelled a scent. There was a large open space. There were more than a dozen tables on which were placed six cold dishes, two meat and four vegetables, respectively sauce. Beef, dried fried fish, enoki mushrooms, cucumber strips, tomatoes, shepherd's purse, the red, green and green look particularly attractive.

"Everyone sits as you please, and the table fills up for a meal." Yang Feng shouted, but they were the first to fill up the table. Wu Haixin's team and Wu Sisi would be enough.

"Wow ha ha ha! Braised pork!" Seeing a pot of red toot meat, Wu Sisi shouted happily, grabbing a piece of chopsticks, but she was still very sensible and put it in Wu Haixin's bowl. I clipped another piece of it and put it directly in my mouth. It was delicious!

"Aren't you not eating fatty meat?" Wu Haixin was very puzzled. Although I am not picky eaters at this time, I definitely don't eat fatty meat. But at least half of the piece just now is fatty meat and has no eyes. Just blinked into your mouth.