Last Man On Earth When There Is No Earth ?

Sector eighteen, Imar nine, Astragali city, Iris

It happened too fast for anyone to react. That day a brave man lost his live.

I was too concerned about how this idiot of a host would react to someone approaching his wife that I completely overlooked how Lilia herself would act.

That right hook had costed a lot of our classmates some precious teeth, it's such a nostalgic thing to see after such a long time.

Lilia was blushing to the tip of her ears, how cute. That innocence of hers still didn't disappear even though she already mated with her guy multiple times

'Hoho~ to think someone else could make her this red' I can't. It's too hard to resist, I have to tease him, it's too good to not do 'so, great Seven lord of planet Gorgola and head of the new Verta clan. How do you feel about your wife getting hit on?'

'Lilia is… scary…' well, I can't blame him for thinking that. His relationship with her was just a big load of dumb luck. This outcome is more realistic from my point of view.

'So? Aren't you going to get all grumpy because another guy almost seduced your wife?'

'Huh?' the dumb human looked directly at me 'what are you talking about?'

Seven is a smart person, I will admit that at least. But sometimes he fails to see the small details when his attention isn't at its best. He was looking directly at me. Me who is a ghost that no other person than him could see. To other people, especially to Lilia, it must've looked like he was averting his gaze in disappointment.

"S-Seven! It's not like that! I… I…"

Lilia was on the verge of tears. She must've thought he was angry that she let someone else touch her hand.

Finally noticing the misunderstanding he made, Seven leaped in front of her and put his hand on her head.

"it's alright, You did well" he slowly c.a.r.e.s.sed her hair with a very rare smile on his face. That's a smile only Lilia could bring out of him, the human was deeply in love.

You can't underestimate the power of head-pats. In just a few seconds Seven's magical hand had wiped away Lilia's worries. She seemed to calm down, but then steam began to raise from her head again.

'Um… idiot, I think that would be enough' it's not like he was rubbing her head to fast that it caught on fire. Just like the guy from before, Lilia is just not used to having males treat her like this in public. With so many eyes on her she would probably melt if someone flirted with her longer than she could handle.

"But man, you sure sent that guy flying huh?"

"I-it's his fault for touching me without permission!" Lilia said, trying to stop the blushing.

"that guy… he passed right by my side without me noticing" Seven's expression became serious "he took two direct hits from you but I think he's still alive… probably"

"um… I was too startled so I might've gone a little too far…"

That's right. A normal Zesionien male would've lost his head in that one swing. If not then the kick would've done him in. But that guy had dark skin, he was part of the Gram bloodline that was banished from the Zesion empire long ago. Unlike the rest of the Zesioniens males with dark skin were as powerful as the females, or that' what I heard. This is the first time I've seen one fir myself but I think those rumors were true.

"Now wait a minute…" our attention was drawn by a voice that didn't belong to any of those in our group "could it be… him?"

Standing to Seven's right was a woman, a female Zesionien. She had dark skin as well, a lot of it actually. She wore a rather revealing outfit that was nothing but a bikini top and hot pants. She had a jacket on but she let it drop to her arms revealing her shoulders. Her hair had the same silver color as the other guy, I don't think it's wrong to assume they're related.

The shameless women turned her eyes to Lilia and scanned her up and down.

"How did you do it?" as she spoke I couldn't help but think her voice sounded a bit too rough.

"D-did what?" the revealing outfit had more effect on Lilia than on my perverted host. The idiot was doing his best not to look down and was restraining his thing with pure will power.

The shameless female pointed at Seven "he's your partner, right? How did you trap him?"

"I'm not sure I'm following…"

Lilia didn't seem to get the meaning of those words, and it irritated the dark skinned female. Sighing as she scratched her messy hair, she went and scanned Seven next.

"I guess I should be apologizing for what my friend did"

"No, even though he dared disturb her I think my wife over reacted a bit" said the guy who was about to fry everyone in the area "I will pay for his medical treatment so-"

"No, that won't be necessary" interrupting Seven the women held her hand up "he would be fine, it's his fault for hitting on a girl half his age"

Eh? Did she say half? No way!

The guy looked three, maybe four years older. He was so handsome and didn't have a bird, I just assumed he wasn't much older than us.

Well, you can't judge someone's age based on his appearance. I bet no one watching would guess this human was more than a hundred centuries old.

"Anyways" the women turned to Lilia "from the power in your fist I can assume you are a warrior, right?"

"Yes" Lilia responded.

"just so we are clear here, the union might have given you the authority but keep your righteousness to yourself. This isn't Zesion after all"

"Well, I guessed as much" watching her disappear between the crowd Seven talked "Lilia, from now on you aren't allowed to hit anyone without my permission, you understand?"

"Um… yes…"

Lilia seemed to get dispirited, but a few head-pats and she was sparkling as before.

'What do you think?' he asked me telepathically.

'well, I don't care where you stick your d.i.c.k so…'

'Not that' not trying to deny it he continued 'they're wary of warriors, I expected this place to have it's dark side, but for us to receive a warning this early…'

'What are you talking about?'

'The mafia' he said as if I'm supposed to know what that meant 'the underground organizations running this place behind the shadows. It might've been a coincidence but I bet those two work for them'

'… let me guess, you got that from one of your games, right?'

'a movie… perhaps? I don't have a clear vision'

He remembered another movie. That's how it was ever since he woke up. From all the important mem he lost the only few that came back were entertainment related. The guy can't recall his own name but managed to fish out every lol match he lost during his lifetime. As long as he could find something to use it wouldn't cause much pain, but how do I say this…

I doubt this idiot is fit to run a whole planet.