Lazy Dungeon Master

Three new recruits, each of whom is starting to serve as a receptionist.

I think it's time I gave him a name as promised.

I called the three of them into the boss's room in the dungeon and decided to name them there.

No, I could normally do with "Ah, this is your new name" at the inn, because it seems like something very important as a monster. That's what I am, a dungeon master who reads air.

Performance is important.

Now if you perform a grand naming ceremony, you must pledge more loyalty.

So just a little renovation of the landscaped stone boss room.

First of all, the throne. Because I rarely sit, I made a heavily stoned throne, with more emphasis on appearance than sitting comfort. The point is to get around the throne about two steps high and look down at the intruder while sitting down. It's not uncomfortable if the Demon King sits down. The point is that I'm not too inferior to sitting down because the material is not luxurious in stone.

Next, a stone carpet that slams straight from the entrance to the throne.... Well, the floor was originally made of stone, so I'll just line it up somewhat like that.... Yeah, it only makes a difference to the extent that the pattern is different more often, but this is starting to look like a temple, huh? Overall it's gray though.

At the step, make the stairs.

When we get here, we'll fix the walls and add the columns. It's just a decoration because it's actually unnecessary. The Parthenon-like pillar again... somehow... sounds like it? Sounds like it, I think, maybe.

Finally, make a statue of a weaponized golem to grow from the wall. Once this weapon is also a golem blade, it is a practical item.

Phew...... I got motivated to create and stick with it.

"If you think Kama hasn't slept in a long time and is doing something...... something awesome cool!

"My confidence shakes when Rokuko tells me that."

"What, why not?! I'm sure you'll feel confident there."

"Because you, you have an unusual hobby of loving goblins, don't you? That's why it's cool that the standard is goblin..."

"That's a bad reputation. 'Cause I usually find dragons and stuff cool, don't I?

Oh, a dragon. Sure, the dragon is cool. I know you've seen the real Red Dragon, and you might want to make a Dragon Golem next time. I just want them to throw up fire or something if possible.

... Uh, but I guess it's absolutely weak compared to the real thing. The best materials are iron because they can be used now. That makes me motivated to think about it. But, well, it might be a good idea to make it as an exercise, in case better materials become available in the future.

My current boss, the Iron Haniva Golem, is also done during this time... and my next boss is the Iron Dragon Golem.

"Hey, so it's time to call it. Together, for placement."

"When the golems are ready, I'll call Nik and the strawberries."

Therefore, the golems were aligned to carry out the naming ceremony for the newcomers.

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Dungeon: The Cave of Desire.

of the entrance, the first layer of the ground 'entrance' with traps and goblins, and a few chests.

The first and second basement layers, the 3D Labyrinth Area, where the golem roams and also has a demon sword trial room.

Through the labyrinth, now it's uphill. Once up to the second layer above the ground.

In the second terrestrial layer, The Mystery Solving Area, wisdom and knowledge are tested.... No intruders have reached this point yet.

Breaking through the "Mystery Solving Area" there is a "Blowout Spiral Staircase" descending from the second floor above ground to the third underground level.

The third basement layer is a unique golem...... the 'golem warehouse area' where the prototyped anomaly golem is looking around, like the first boss's normal haniwa golem. You may even have the Devil's Sword Golem Blade in your chest when you get here.

After breaking through all of this, there is the fourth basement floor… the 'Boss Room Area'.

(Note that we will continue to increase the number of dungeons from the basement level 5 to the bottom, expanding the dungeons to the town side of Zia)

Now, at this time. The "boss room" was very busy.

... Even so, the only others with armored armed golems neatly aligned are me, the dungeon master, and Dungeon Core Rokuko, and slaves Nik and Ichika - oh, there were pet undead birds (chicks), and Pheni.

What Rokuko is wearing is a white dress that looks sluggish and has good body lines. He's the one who made Mr. Haku's dress as a model, and one of Rokuko's favorites. The white undead bird (chick) I put on my shoulder is also a pretty good match.

Nik and Ichika are wearing made-up clothes. It's almost brand new, not everyday use.

I mean, all dressed up.

Of course I'm dressed like that.

Full-body armor shining silver on a red cape. This is a one-point relief for a piece of gold made by crushing a coin.... It's actually iron armor, only plated on the surface though. And, blah, blah, blah, blah. It's heavy and I can't move it on my own. Armored golem allows you to move, but if you suck, you must get hurt badly.

I sit on my throne.

Rokuko stands right next to him, and Nik and Ichika stand like they pinch the aisle a step back.

Across a stone path stretching from door to throne, armed golems line up regularly, with swords raised and aligned.

The image is "A glimpse into the king". Well, a dungeon master is like a king of dungeons, and I can't go wrong.

I 'place' the three rookies in front of the door. Now we're all set.

I told her I would do the naming ceremony beforehand, but I didn't say I would prepare so carefully. Cook, look at what you're gonna look like.

"Get in!"

When I speak up, the door of the boss room... this is a heavy, double-open iron door with a relief of "(twisted)" again, but the golem opens this.

The three daughters, who were waiting in front of the door, saw how this one was doing - surprised only for a moment, and soon entered the room with a serious look.... Well, that's pretty good.

"Stop there and kneel."

Focusing on the vampire alpha, left and right lined with silky beta, witch apprentice gamma, kneel (kneel first).

"Now do a naming formula"

I put my strength into my belly and speak as powerful, as great as I can. It's getting fun.

Incidentally, there is no such thing as a naming ceremony, as rituals do not originally exist. "Sounds like it in Nori".

"I give you my life, as I promised you, my name."

I stand up slowly with the assistance of a full-body armor golem and pull out the sword I put on my hips.

A sword with a clear body, made of potion bottles. Somewhere blue and reflecting the light, this sword looks really mysterious.... Attack? If I hit it, I guess I'll smash it, my sword. It's for etiquette, for etiquette.

"Alpha, raise the surface."

"Ha!"

As I say, face up Alpha.... erm, what's this guy's new name...

"I give you the name Ray."

"Ha! Happy thanks!

I said something about you. Hahaha. Well, okay, let's keep going with this nori.

The name comes from the fact that the attack power is 0. That's easy to remember.

... Yeah, he's so happy, but, you know, I'm sorry? With such a proper name.

Then next time.

"Beta, raise the surface."

"Yes."

This is Alpha... Again, from Ray, the motion is loose. No, is it called elegance?

"Give thee the name Kinue,"

"I'm glad to accept"

The names come from silky, silk, silk, quinue...... so.

I bothered with Mr. Kinnu, but since Kinnue was closer to a common naming over here, I became a Kinnue.... I can't think of what to do with my name the next time I silky.

Next and last.

"Gamma, raise your face."

"Yes."

Oh, yeah. Beta again, quieter than Kinue...... I guess you say this is relaxing. Definitely.

"I give you the name Nerne."

"Thank you, master."

Because the name comes from a witch.

... Huh? A witch. Why Nerne? Um, look, you have an image of a pot or something sole stirring up and practicing. You practice enough to change colors. Right? Isn't it? Right.

And you're not my master yet.

Well, I've tried to name them all appropriately, but they're from different worlds, so you won't find out if I tell you.

I'd rather be from another world, so I might be happy.

That's it for the naming ceremony. And then when I say a loud closing greeting, the golem is in the process of applauding.

Now, tightening words matter, what shall I say...

"Uh, hey, Kama. I'm done with this, right? Yo! Ray, Kinue, Nerne. Keep up the good work for the dungeons!

At that moment, the rattlesnake! and applause by the stiff hand of the golem sounded like a storm.

Goddamn it, Rokuko, I took it somewhere delicious.